I became a system virus

Chapter 164 Collective mental retardation

When people entered the stone gate, flames jumped out of the copper oil lamps on the wall, and huge statues stood on both sides, with human bodies and lions, holding Fangtian painted halberds, looking majestic.

Someone said: "What kind of statue is this? It's so scary."

"It should be a tomb-slayer beast."

"What is the tomb-slayer used for?"

"Tombkeeper."

As soon as everyone entered, the stone door closed with a "bang", and two stone beasts moved to guard the door.

Someone was frightened and wanted to run out, but a string of flames emerged from the ground, blocking the way.

Xiang Qiang said, "Let's go, Gao Ye and the others are still inside."

The deeper you go, the wider the underground palace becomes. Everyone looked at the exotic murals on the stone walls in amazement. The fat man said, "Which dynasty's tomb is this? It doesn't look like the one from the Central Plains."

Luo Min: "Could it be from the Western Regions?"

Li Wentao: "It doesn't matter where it is, as long as the relics are brought back." He added, "The dead are buried in this place, and I feel terrified."

"Yeah, let's go quickly, I don't want to stay for a moment."

Wu Yue: "It's here anyway, let's watch it, sometimes the art of the system is quite good."

Fatty: "Yes, yes, everyone, don't be nervous, just treat it as a game, take it easy, take it easy."

The Shiba Inu didn't know when it ran in and disappeared after shaking for two laps.

Wu Yue shouted: "Brother Ye, where are you?"

Yi Qiubai's voice came from the stone wall, "I'm lost, don't wander around."

Everyone: "???"

Xiang Qiang asked through the stone wall, "Where's Brother Ye?"

Yi Qiubai: "I don't know where he went, there is no way ahead, you wait there first, I managed to get out of the robber's hole."

After struggling for more than ten minutes, Yi Qiubai finally crawled out from an inconspicuous hole, his face was ashamed, and his appearance was extremely funny.

Wu Yue asked curiously, "Where did you get into?"

Yi Qiubai said in a daze: "There are too many thieves' holes inside, like a mouse's nest, I was trapped for a long time."

Just as he was talking, the barking of a Shiba Inu was heard not far away, and everyone hurried over to check the situation. Gao Ye said in the cave: "Climb in quickly, I have found the main tomb."

A group of people got in and crawled for a long time before finding the exit.

It suddenly became clear that the entire underground palace was in a semicircular structure, and there were eighteen tomb-suppressing beasts inlaid on the stone walls, all of which were the same as the two at the door.

There is a huge sarcophagus in the center, and under the sarcophagus are eight monster-like monsters carrying the coffin, which looks extremely weird.

Li Wentao said: "This place is too evil."

"Yeah, it feels weird. It doesn't look like a normal person's tomb at all."

Yi Qiubai found something, walked to a certain corner and saw a corpse, he said: "Come here quickly."

Everyone came forward one after another, the corpse was rotting and looked very disgusting.

Yi Qiubai picked up a string of wind chimes not far away to watch, and Wu Yue asked curiously, "Isn't this thing at the mouth of the gourd? Why did it appear here?"

Some players asked: "Could it be brought by the corpse?"

"Could this corpse be those outsiders?"

Yi Qiubai: "Look again, if these corpses are from outsiders, then the relics of Master Ci'en are most likely nearby."

Everyone searched separately, Yi Qiubai put the string of wind chimes into his pocket.

Gao Ye and Xiang Qiang have been wandering around the sarcophagus. The two are curious and want to open the coffin to see what is sacred inside.

Yi Qiubai said: "It's better for you two not to play dead."

Takano: "Aren't you curious?"

Yi Qiubai: "I only know that curiosity killed the cat." He added, "Look at the layout here, it doesn't look like a normal person's tomb at all."

Xiang Qiang: "It's because it's not normal, so we are curious and want to open it to have a look."

Yi Qiubai: "Our goal is the relic, the rest is irrelevant."

Gao Ye: "Aren't you curious, because of the pissing nature of the system, when will it arrange such a friendly NPC?"

Yi Qiubai: "???"

Takano: "I don't know if I've been tricked or not. The herdsman NPC in this instance always reminds me of Mieko in Tengu Swallowing the Moon. It looks harmless on the surface, but in fact it has a lot of tricks."

Xiang Qiang: "I also have this feeling, that is, all the plot clues we learned came from herdsmen, and there was no need to think about it at all. This is different from the previous dungeon routines."

Yi Qiubai thought about it seriously, "I don't fully believe what the herdsman said, but the plot he said is consistent with the actual situation from the current point of view."

Gao Ye: "What if there is no so-called relic?"

Yi Qiubai: "???"

Gao Ye: "This is just my guess." He added, "If we don't find that item, how can we pass this copy?"

Yi Qiubai was silent.

Xiang Qiang: "Anyway, they are here..."

Gao Ye: "You have to open it and have a look."

Yi Qiubai helplessly spread his hands.

Gao Ye beckoned Fatty over to help, and Wu Yue hurried over, "Brother Ye, are you planning to open the coffin?"

Takano: "Do you want to see what's inside?"

Wu Yue: "I think so, but I'm afraid that I'm pretending to be a monster."

Gao Ye: "Don't be afraid, there is 188, just let him eat it."

Yi Qiubai: "..."

Wu Yue said happily: "That's right, Jiang Han can eat anything!"

Yi Qiubai: "Can you speak humanly?"

Xiang Qiang: "We are summarizing the facts."

Fatty: "Brother Ye, there seems to be something here."

Several people diverted their attention and saw a square bulge.

Gao Ye tried to twist, and suddenly heard a "click", and a gap was opened in the sarcophagus.

Xiang Qiang said: "There is a door!"

Everyone ran over to push the sarcophagus, and everyone worked together, but they still couldn't open it.

Gao Ye said: "Look again, there should be other agencies."

Yi Qiubai: "Could it be on □□?"

People squatted down again to look for clues on the guns. Each mouth contained something like a tongue. The fat man touched it and said, "It seems that it can be pushed in."

Luo Min: "This mouth also has a tongue."

Gao Ye: "Should we push all eight of them in together?"

Yi Qiubai: "Try first."

So eight people operated eight tweezers, Gao Ye said: "I'll count one, two, three and push."

The crowd nodded.

"one two Three……"

As the eight tongues pushed in, the lid of the sarcophagus opened with two "clicks" and was opened by everyone.

Wu Yue said in surprise: "It's opened!"

People looked into the sarcophagus one after another, and there was a fresh young girl lying in it, wearing a fancy dress and calfskin boots, lying quietly in the sarcophagus, as if asleep.

Yi Qiubai said in astonishment, "I've seen her before."

Everyone: "!!!"

Gao Ye: "The night you came to the service station?"

Yi Qiubai: "Yes, I told you before."

Gao Ye frowned, and the fat man said, "Is this girl alive?"

Wu Yue: "Yes, it looks lifelike."

"It looks so good."

Everyone around the girl in the sarcophagus was chattering and talking, and a cute laugh sounded out.

The people were frightened and dispersed, and the fat man panicked and said, "Who is laughing?!"

"Giggle" laughter continued to be heard in the underground palace, and everyone gathered together, looking around in panic.

"Who is laughing?!"

"Hahaha, you people are really rude. It's so annoying to bother me while lying in the coffin."

Everyone: "!!!"

Wu Yue bit the bullet and said: "Little girl, don't be angry, we didn't mean it either."

"Yeah, we are here to find someone, we will leave as soon as we find the relic."

"What is a relic, why haven't I heard of it?"

Yi Qiubai: "Then have you heard of Master Ci'en?"

"That old monk, he died a long time ago, there is not even ashes left."

"Did anyone else come in that underground palace?"

"Yes, aren't you?"

Gao Ye: "Little girl, don't play tricks, we won't be afraid of you."

Fatty: "Yes, there are so many of us, you are a little girl, if you want to scare people, be careful and beat you."

The "giggle" laughter became sharp, and the person in the sarcophagus sat up suddenly, and then her body turned into a pile of beans and spewed out.

People screamed in fright, and the fat man blurted out, "Is this fucking soybean?"

Yi Qiubai picked it up curiously, and it was really soybeans.

But in the next moment, the beans turned into soldiers, and those beans all turned into monsters with a human body and a lion head, and they raised Fang Tian's painted halberd to attack everyone.

Everyone fled in fright.

Those monsters were extremely ferocious, and they would kill the players if they caught them. The fat man cried and said, "Brother Ye, think of a way!"

Gao Ye: "I have to have a fucking way, do I need to run for my life?!"

Fatty: "Boss, eat them up!"

Yi Qiubai said irritably: "Eating too much soybeans will make you fart, you can do what you want!"

Wu Yue used a hair rope to trap a monster, but in an instant it scattered into a pile of beans, and if she accidentally stepped on it, she would fall, and there was nothing she could do with them.

Xiang Qiang said: "These are some bluffing tricks, there must be a way to crack them!"

The little trick reminded Yi Qiubai, he seemed to have thought of something, quickly took out the wind chime from his pocket, threw it to Wu Yue and said, "Take your hairband and ring it!"

Wu Yue: "Alright!"

The hair rope passed through the wind chime, and she threw it quickly, and it made a crisp sound.

At first the sound was very small, but gradually it became louder and louder.

People couldn't bear to cover their ears, and neither could the monsters. They threw away their weapons and covered their ears.

Seeing that the wind chime was working, Wu Yue made persistent efforts and swung it even more violently.

The monsters began to turn into beans and scattered all over the ground, and soon disappeared.

The scene suddenly became silent, and what happened just now seemed like a dream.

The fat man spread out on the ground, gasped and said: "That little girl is so good at playing tricks, the fat man is exhausted to death!"

"Yeah, it's like playing magic, it's a little bastard!"

"Catch her and beat her up."

Someone said: "Jiang Han, you said you met her before, what happened?"

Yi Qiubai gave a rough account of the process, and people were even more curious. Luo Min said in disbelief: "What does that little girl do? Listen to you, she seems to be very familiar with Death Valley."

"Yes, yes, I think so too."

"The herdsman once said that there is a goddess Sona in Death Valley. Could it be her?"

Xiang Qiang: "Could she be the guardian of the tomb?"

Everyone: "???"

Gao Ye: "What you said seems to be true." Then he said, "If she has nothing to do with the mausoleum, why bother us?"

Wu Yue: "Why are you talking more and more complicated? Aren't we here to find relics?"

The girl's laughter sounded again, "You guys are so easy to lie, you just believe what my grandpa says!"

Everyone: "!!!"

Before people figured out what was going on, the eight coffin-carrying beasts all came back to life, caught the fat man nearby and swallowed him in one gulp.

The terrified screams sounded again in the underground palace, and this time the wind chime had no effect at all.

The eight giant cockroaches made cuckoo sounds from their stomachs, and within a moment, they swallowed up all fourteen players.

Everyone was locked in a small stone house, and what happened just now was like a hallucination.

Yi Qiubai asked in bewilderment, "What did I go through just now?"

Takano said seriously: "We seem to have been eaten."

Xiang Qiang: "But it's completely different from the last copy."

Wu Yue is very good at grasping key words, "Who is grandpa?"

All are silent.

The fat man cried and said: "The city has deep routines."

Yi Qiubai: "I want to go back to the countryside."

Everyone: "..."

If the herdsmen were the little girl's grandfather, then they were indeed fooled miserably.

I have seen a routine, but I have never seen such a routine.

Xiang Qiang couldn't help complaining: "I'm so stupid, really, I just know that I can't trust NPCs..."

Everyone looks at me, I look at you, collective mental retardation.

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