I became a system virus

After a long time, a Yi Qiubai wrapped in a bed sheet ran towards them and said loudly, "I seem to have gotten into trouble!"

Everyone looked at him vigilantly, Gao Ye frowned and asked, "Who are you?"

Yi Qiubai: "I'm fucking 160!" He said in a daze, "I just boiled a pot of eggs, and there were so many eggs all at once!"

Takano: "???"

Yi Qiubai explained: "After you left, the housekeeper NPC smashed the blue and white porcelain, and I beat him to death in a fit of anger."

Gao Ye: "The dementor pattern is incomplete, how did you get out?"

Yi Qiubai: "I boiled a pot of eggs, and then I got inspiration from the eggs, and used my body to draw a complete picture of soul-hunting. The five pictures inspired a curse, and sent me here, but I don't know what happened. , copied so many knockoffs."

Takano: "So even you don't know what those 160 are?"

Yi Qiubai said innocently: "I really don't know."

Everyone looked at him, for some reason, his expression was very annoying.

The counterfeit goods in the castle were smashed and destroyed, destroying everything.

The entire dungeon was noisy, and the scene was comparable to a concert.

Fourteen players stood on the lawn outside in a daze, not knowing what to do for a while.

Someone said: "There are so many people, how can we play?"

"The old castle has been smashed, what a fart."

After a while, the alarm sounded in the sky, and the whole dungeon was enveloped in red light, which was a familiar scene for Yi Qiubai and the others.

"Warning! Warning! Players violated the rules in the NO.14 dungeon, causing damage to the venue. System 007 should arrive at the scene in time to deal with it!"

Everyone: "..."

Thirteen pairs of eyes turned to Yi Qiubai. He was wrapped in a sheet, with an innocent face like a refugee, "I didn't do anything illegal."

Takano: "I know."

Yi Qiubai: "It was the housekeeper who destroyed the blue and white porcelain. I was so forced to cast the curse myself."

Gao Ye: "Then we will complain to him later."

Everyone: "..."

After a while, System 007 appeared out of thin air.

Everyone was stunned, because he was wearing pajamas and flip-flops with his head on his head, and he slumped down on the grass in a daze. His painting style was similar to Yi Qiubai's painting style wrapped in sheets... quite similar.

Yi Qiubai shook his hand in embarrassment, and greeted him weakly: "Hi."

System 007: "..."

Seeing their group of people clearly, System 007 lost his temper completely.

He got up and said sleepily, "So what indescribable thing did you, little elf, do to the dungeon?"

Yi Qiubai: "..."

I heard the island in the castle; Xi; alone; home.Noisy, System 007 pushed aside the crowd, stretched its neck to wait and see, confused: "How many people are there in this instance?"

Gao Ye: "14 people."

System 007: "How many people are there in the castle?"

Takano: "I don't have a count, I guess there are hundreds of people."

System 007: "???"

Where are the people from?

Takano added, "160 bred."

The word "breeding" was used very delicately. System 007 walked towards the castle.

Everyone looked at his back, Qinqin asked in a low voice: "Is he the system?"

Wu Yue: "Yes, they are responsible for dealing with copy issues."

Qinqin: "So handsome."

Wu Yue: "It's just that my temper is a bit rough."

Later, the Lion Roar from System 007 came, "160, I'm fucking going to complain to you!"

System 007 ran out in a panic, followed by a group of shirtless Yi Qiubai chasing after him.

Collective attack!

They quickly surrounded System 007 and ravaged him inhumanely.

The scream of System 007 sounded, and Yi Qiubai hurried up to pick people up.

Those people seemed to be afraid of him, and stepped aside one after another, allowing Yi Qiubai to fish out System 007.

System 007 collapsed on the ground in embarrassment, desperately said: "I must be fucking dreaming."

He closed his eyes, using the ground as a bed, trying to hypnotize himself.

Yi Qiubai patted his face in confusion, "007, are you okay?"

System 007 shook off his hand, "Let me die!"

Yi Qiubai: "..."

How much stimulation did it take to become like this?

The abnormal behavior of System 007 puzzled Gao Ye and others.

The guy sat up suddenly, took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket as if by magic, and skillfully pulled out one to light it.

Seeing his worried look, Yi Qiubai sat beside him curiously, and said in confusion, "You seem to be worried."

System 007 gasped, "Do you know what they are?"

Yi Qiubai shook his head.

System 007: "They are all players."

Yi Qiubai: "???"

For some reason, he couldn't help thinking of the Obon Sutra.

System 007: "I think you are a fucking talent, you were born for the system."

Yi Qiubai innocently said: "I didn't do anything bad?" Then he said, "If you want to blame this matter, blame the housekeeper NPC. If he didn't destroy the props, I wouldn't use myself to offer a curse."

System 007: "What about the NPC?"

Yi Qiubai: "I beat him to death."

The fat man poked his head curiously, and asked, "007, are those copycat Jiang Han players who were trapped in the Bible before?"

System 007 said unhappily: "Otherwise, are they all ghosts?"

The fat man added fuel to the fire: "So many players have been revived, and the dungeon will lose money again..."

System 007: "Can you please stop talking?"

Fatty shut up.

Yi Qiubai defended himself and said: "I don't think that offering a curse is not an illegal operation, right? If it is an illegal operation, the dungeon should have issued a warning at that time, not to mention that I am still a yellow label player, so the dungeon should be more vigilant."

System 007 feels that his knees are hurting, he will definitely apply to the main system to cancel this setting, just like canceling the Tengu in the copy of Tengu Swallowing the Moon.

This group of players is too fucking good at taking advantage of loopholes, he misses the peaceful and comfortable days before.

In the end, there was really no other way, and system 007 had to report the situation of the NO.14 copy to the main system.

The main system was silent for a long time before asking: "Did the copy not be attacked?"

System 007: "No, it's just that some settings were triggered by player 160's accidental collision, which led to the resurrection of all players stuck in the Bible."

Main system: "You make a statistics and report the detailed data to me."

System 007: "Okay, what about the fourteen players here, how to arrange them?"

Main system: "Go back wherever you came from."

System 007: "Okay, what about the [-] NPC, it smashed the props, which is the main cause."

Main system: "Let's recycle it."

After the communication, the players present were relieved.

Yi Qiubai said, "Do you need our help?"

System 007 did not refuse, "Those revived players are malicious to me, you go and suppress the place for me, I have to count the data."

Yi Qiubai: "How do I control the field?"

System 007: "Go and communicate with them and let them line up. After I count the number of people, I will arrange them to the transfer station."

Yi Qiubai and others started communication immediately.

Those players who were exactly like him were very happy to hear that they could go back to the transfer station, and the originally chaotic crowd restored order as quickly as possible.

According to the statistics of System 007, 327 players were revived.

After reporting the data to the main system, it was quickly approved and revived.

There were thunderous cheers at the scene.

Teacher Gan and others were infected and said excitedly: "That's great!"

The fat man said: "This is still a small scene. We have also seen a spectacular scene where 1009 players successfully cleared the level. The system light report only took a whole night. That is called universal celebration!"

Xiao Yang said: "Is there really someone who can successfully pass the customs and leave the system?"

Fatty: "Of course, as long as we persevere, there will be hope to get out of this ghostly place."

The system's report sound began to sound, and the players were resurrected and disappeared one after another.

Many players went to hug Yi Qiubai one after another, he was very embarrassed because all of them were shirtless.

After all 327 players had been sent away, System 007 opened the passage to the transfer station with Yi Qiubai and the others. He said very tiredly: "I hope I won't see you again next time."

Yi Qiubai: "..."

Gao Ye said: "Let's get out, go back and get a good sleep."

The group disappeared, leaving System 007 to clean up the mess.

Back at transfer station No. [-], everyone looked for the rest room.

Yi Qiubai took a hot bath, dried his hair, lay comfortably in the soft blanket, and fell asleep soundly.

The next day, people slept all day in a tacit understanding, and they didn't get together until the evening to discuss the time for the next dungeon.

This time everyone unanimously decided to think about this issue after five days, relax first, and don't want to worry about anything.

When they dispersed, Yi Qiubai seemed to have thought of something, and said to Gao Ye, "Teach me how to cook, and start with simple things."

Takano: "???"

Yi Qiubai: "I don't want to eat boiled eggs anymore."

Back in the lounge, I took some ingredients out of the refrigerator, Yi Qiubai helped wash the vegetables in the kitchen, and Gao Ye first stewed a pot of simple tomato rib soup.

Yi Qiubai wanted to try making shredded pork or something, but Gao Ye threw ginger and garlic to him, and then explained to him how to cut the meat so that it would not be burnt.

Yi Qiubai listened very attentively, as seriously as a primary school student.

The soup in the pot boiled quickly, and the aroma of tomato and broth wafted out after a while.

The range hood can't stop them from permeating, and the whole kitchen is filled with the rich and delicious soup smell, full of fireworks.

Yi Qiubai couldn't help swallowing his saliva, after staying in the system for a long time, this breath of life is extremely precious.

Takano asked coldly, "Have you ever been afraid?"

Yi Qiubai: "???"

Gao Ye: "Did you ever get scared when you couldn't find your way out in the Bible?"

Yi Qiubai said firmly: "I'm not afraid."

Gao Ye looked at him and said seriously: "I was afraid."

Yi Qiubai didn't speak, Gao Ye continued: "The black hole is gone, we can no longer replace it with the collection, and we can't find the way to the Bible. I was afraid at that time."

Yi Qiubai was silent.

Takano asked hoarsely, "What were you thinking at that time?"

Yi Qiubai looked at him, "I didn't think about anything."

Takano didn't believe it, "You lied." He added, "You are not a person who enjoys solitude."

Yi Qiubai did not refute.

The two looked at each other, surrounded by fireworks, a strange feeling grew and spread crazily deep in their hearts.

Those inexplicable and unexplainable emotions entangled them, and finally broke through the shackles, prompting Gao Ye to approach him.

The Wenruan touch paralyzed Yi Qiubai's brain, he was stunned, and when he regained his composure, he wanted to push him away, but was knocked against the wall by the wall.

The kiss was delicate and lingering.

Yi Qiubai's hand, which had no place to rest, hesitated for a long time before it landed on Gao Ye's waist.

Unexpectedly, the next moment, a familiar soprano pierced their ears.

Yi Qiubai instinctively avoided Gao Ye, and the two of them calmed down in a daze. The smell of tomato pork rib soup disappeared at some point, and was replaced by a strong salty smell.

The breath of the sea!

The author has something to say: Haha, sprinkle some sugar~~

Gao Ye: Why do you want to disturb my good business?

Fatty: Brother Ye slipped his hand. . .

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Wu Yue: I saw Brother Qiang!

Xiang Qiang: This is the first time to appear on camera.