I became a system virus

This mention, they really feel weird.

Gao Ye thought deeply: "Catch the NPC tomorrow and ask."

Xiang Qiang: "What if he doesn't cooperate?"

Gao Ye: "What are snakes afraid of?"

Wu Yue: "Realgar? Or something irritating?"

Gao Ye: "Is the kitchen easy to catch?"

This question was asked by Xiang Qiang, and he said: "It's easy to do, if it is blocked, it will be smoked directly."

In order to prevent further accidents, people took turns keeping watch until dawn.

In the early hours of the morning, the housekeeper showed up.

When he went to the kitchen to prepare breakfast for the people, all the players came out, blocked the kitchen, and then brought a lot of wet wood to burn.

Thick smoke came out quickly, and all of them were led into the kitchen.

The housekeeper inside noticed the anomaly and started yelling.All the players outside laughed, they were very thieves.

Someone said: "Is there no problem if we treat NPCs like this?"

Fatty said very experiencedly: "Normally not, NPCs are hostile to players, as long as they are not too strict, they will basically not complain."

Teacher Gan asked curiously, "Have you ever been complained by NPC?"

Fatty: "It seems that you haven't been complained a few times, have you?"

Gao Ye: "Three times?"

Yi Qiubai: "I remember it seems to be twice?"

Takano: "???"

Yi Qiubai said seriously: "One time was Tiangou swallowing the moon, the background backtracking game was broken, and Yu Nu complained. The other time was the tenth copy, and you forced NPC to make you a sexual dream, and you were complained."

Gao Ye corrected: "There is still the first copy."

Yi Qiubai thought about it carefully, "Oh, yes, you brought the NPC here to cook hot pot, and it also complained about you."

Everyone: "..."

What kind of ghosts and snakes are these?

The NPC in the kitchen yelled for help in a timely manner, and everyone's eyes turned to Gao Ye. He asked puzzledly, "What do you want me to do?"

Xiao Yang: "The NPC is calling for help."

Gao Ye: "Anyone who wants to be Xu Xian can go."

Everyone: "..."

Continue to add firewood.

After another half an hour of smoking, there was no movement inside.The fat man asked, "Will he die?"

Xiang Qiang: "NPCs are not so vulnerable."

Then they smoked for a while before giving up.

The whole castle was made into a miasma of smoke, and when the windows and the kitchen door were opened, thick smoke was billowing inside, and the pungent smell made people cough violently.

After the smoke cleared away, a group of people walked in. The housekeeper was still in the kitchen, but a piece of skin fell on the ground.

Everyone looked at the skin with horror.

Gao Ye boldly picked up the human skin and commented: "It feels good."

The fat man couldn't take it anymore and said, "Brother Ye, can you stop being so perverted?"

Gao Ye ignored it, turned to Yi Qiubai and said, "Why don't you get the skeleton man out and wear it?"

Yi Qiubai: "???"

The fat man immediately understood what he meant, "Let it move those collections?"

Takano: "Otherwise?"

Yi Qiubai: "Will the skeleton man be fooled?"

Gao Ye: "It depends on how everyone fools it." He added, "Close the upstairs door before doing this to prevent it from making trouble."

Yi Qiubai tried to summon the skeleton man, and that guy quickly ran out of the keychain.

Being watched by the crowd, it seemed a little confused.

Gao Ye compared the human skin to his body, "Do you like it, cutie?"

Fatty: "The high-end atmosphere is upscale!"

Skeleton man: "???"

Takano solemnly introduced: "A domineering president-like appearance, eight-pack muscular abdominal muscles, and sky-defying long legs!"

Fatty: "Slender fingers, skin as white as jade, and a wicked smile!"

Everyone: "???"

Is this fucking fooling the mentally retarded?

Facts have proved that the skeleton man has a memory, and it will never forget the tragic experience of being trapped in the copy of the Queen of Spades.

It's all fucking tricks.

but!

but!

The skin seemed to be fine.

Yi Qiubai said flatly: "We have to be moral, we can't trick it like this, let's burn it." After speaking, he blinked at Gao Ye.

Takano understood, "Then burn it."

Xiang Qiang: "I'll burn it." Just as he was about to take it out, the skeleton man rushed forward and ran away.

Funny ratio is always funny ratio.

The skeleton man wearing the butler's skin was extremely excited, dancing and running around, like a prisoner letting the wind go, he was about to go crazy.

Everyone sat in the yard watching it come in and out, Yi Qiubai felt hungry, and someone volunteered to go to the kitchen to prepare breakfast.

After people filled their stomachs, the skeletons were still having fun.

Teacher Gan couldn't help asking, "Is it crazy?"

Yi Qiubai: "Just get used to it, wait until it's crazy enough and then get it to work."

After a long time, the skeletons stopped.It was lying on the grass very relaxed, and Yi Qiubai stepped forward, "How about we go to the second floor?"

Fatty: "There are so many treasures on the second floor!"

The skeleton man sat up immediately, and everyone took it to the second floor.

Pushing open the door, the skeleton man's eyes lit up with a dazzling array of collections. When he saw the bronze dog, he hugged it excitedly.

Everyone was nervous.

A giant blue and white porcelain next to it attracted it, it threw away the bronze dog, touched the blue and white porcelain, and then saw a crown inlaid with red and blue jewels, and put it on its head again.

Seeing its actions, Wu Yue said, "Doesn't it work?"

Yi Qiubai: "Wait and see."

Everyone watched the skeleton man rummaging through the collection. After searching for about half an hour, it started to have problems.

"Hee hee hee hee, it's so annoying to see what I do!"

Everyone: "!!!"

I saw the skeleton man showing a charming and coquettish expression, bouncing up and down in front of a mirror in a happy mood, seeing the man in the mirror, stomping his feet arrogantly, "Oh, this is not good!"

The eyes shifted to everyone, and they were all taken aback by it.

Xiao Yang said: "What does it want to do?"

Someone realized something was wrong and wanted to open the door and run away, but the door would not open.

"Fuck! The door is locked!"

People panicked and went to open the door one after another.

The skeleton man gritted his white teeth and rushed towards the crowd.

There was a scream, and everyone was scared and ran around like a mouse.

In the panic, it is inevitable to encounter collections.

This is tragic.

The first person to be recruited was Fatty, who twisted his body into a spiral shape and kept turning in circles, as if he wanted to bite his own tail.

Wu Yue said with an ugly expression, "What's wrong with Fatty?"

Yi Qiubai hurriedly summoned the skeleton man back. Unfortunately, although it came back, the butler's skin was taken by someone.

The owner of that piece of skin seems to have a soft spot for Takano and wants to get his hands on it.

Gao Ye kicked it very roughly, and it quickly got up and rushed towards him again.

Few people can bear to toss back and forth like this.

In order to open the door, Yi Qiubai and Xiang Qiang jumped from the window. The two rolled onto the lawn, and then quickly ran up to the second floor to open the door.

Those who were not recruited ran out rolling and crawling. Wu Yue grabbed her own neck and said, "Save me! Save me!"

Yi Qiubai immediately rushed up and dragged her out, and quickly carried her to the kitchen and pressed her head into the water.

Wu Yue struggled with all her might, her strength was terrifying.Whenever she struggled to get out of the water, Yi Qiubai pressed harder into the water.

Cool water wakes you up.

After tossing like this for a minute or two, Wu Yue completely collapsed and stopped struggling.

After a while, she regained her strength and said in a weak voice, "Something got into my body, it's terrible."

Xiang Qiang ran in after a while, and said with a livid face, "Brother Ye was also tricked."

Yi Qiubai hurriedly went out to check the situation. There were no demons dancing around, nor was it as bad as he imagined.

People sit comfortably in the yard, stretching their bodies comfortably.

There is no abnormality on the surface, but if you look closely, you can find the difference.

The fat man no longer circles like before, but sticks out his tongue from time to time.

The female player Qinqin seems to have a soft spot for her hands, and occasionally licks them twice.

Xiao Yang stood at the corner of the wall like a pole. He didn't do anything else, he just kept rolling his eyes upwards until only the whites of his eyes were left...

There were only five people who had no problems at the scene, Yi Qiubai and Wu Yue, Xiang Qiang, the female player Xiao An, and Xiao Xuejian.

Seeing Takano leaning against the door, biting his fingers like a girl and watching them laughing, the previous sharpness of his eyes was swept away, replaced by desire and reluctance.

Yi Qiubai suddenly felt a headache.

Xiang Qiang said, "Brother Ye acts like a woman."

Wu Yue: "He looks very provocative when he smiles."

Sure enough, that little slut walked over to them with his waist twisted, flirtatious and flirtatious.

Wu Yue revealed her feminine nature, and said, "I quite like Brother Ye's appearance, people can't help but have evil thoughts."

Yi Qiubai and Xiang Qiang turned their heads to look at her at the same time, and Xiang Qiang said, "Please be more reserved."

Wu Yue: "This dungeon is quite self-indulgent, otherwise you will look at the fat man."

Fatty's actions made it impossible to look directly at.

The guy had no manners and no shame in broad daylight and pissed at the foot of a tree with his back to everyone.

It was nothing more than peeing, and he even lifted a leg.

Xiao An quickly covered his eyes, "Why is his movement so strange?"

Xiao Xuejian: "Yeah, it seems to be imitating something."

Yi Qiubai: "Dog?"

It seems to be really imitating a dog, twisting its body into a spiral shape, sticking out its tongue from time to time, peeing at the foot of a tree and lifting its leg.

Wu Yue said: "He probably became a bronze dog."

Yi Qiubai: "Then Gao Ye has become what kind of thing?"

Now this unknown thing knocks Yi Qiubai against the wall, winks at him and says, "A date tonight?"

Yi Qiubai: "..."

Everyone: "..."

The air froze briefly.

Wu Yue was extremely disappointed and said: "Brother Ye, why didn't you come to me? Or maybe Xiao An?"

Takano: "I'm not interested in women."

Wu Yue felt her heart was broken into glass shards, Xiang Qiang held back her smile and said, "Don't be sad, Brother Ye is a woman now."

Wu Yue suddenly realized.

Gao Ye's coquettish appearance is very unworthy of beating, Yi Qiubai wanted to hit him a little bit, "Get out, I'm not interested in you."

Takano's eyes fluttered, "Am I not good enough? I have a handsome face, eight-pack abs, and sky-defying long legs."

Yi Qiubai was led astray by him, and he said directly, "Do you want to be bigger than someone else?"

Takano: "..."

Hey, it's too bad, people can't bear it!

Wu Yue secretly winked at Yi Qiubai, and pointed to her brain, Xiao An followed suit.

He understood what the two of them meant. They wanted him to betray his appearance and use Gao Ye's words.

Yi Qiubai felt extremely painful, thinking about the current situation carefully, it was a mess.If you don't find a way to find clues from these monsters, you probably won't be able to figure it out for a while.

Adjusting his mentality, Yi Qiubai tried to break through, "Look at that silly dog, it's really interesting."

Gao Ye looked away at Fatty, and said with disgust, "Is he interested in me?"

Yi Qiubai: "Of course not, I mean is he transformed from a bronze dog?"

Takano: "That's right, he's just a silly dog." He pointed at the female player who licked his hands, "That's a cat, very naughty."

Yi Qiubai pointed to Teacher Gan, who was sitting cross-legged, smiling, and the muscles of his entire face were completely uncontrollable, "What is that?"

Gao Ye: "Maitreya Buddha."

Yi Qiubai: "Then what about you, what are you?"

Gao Ye giggled, "I'm a fairy."

Yi Qiubai: "..."

My mother is Sun Wukong, who specializes in fighting goblins.

Resisting the urge to vomit blood, he tested patiently: "I heard that you will hold an auction after the master returns in a few days?"

Takano asked seriously: "Do you think I look good?"

Yi Qiubai bit the bullet and said, "It's pretty."

Takano: "Then I'll buy it."

Yi Qiubai: "So it's still in the trial stage?"

Gao Ye: "Yes, if you are not satisfied, you can change it."

Yi Qiubai thought to himself, there is still a door!

Gao Ye turned his face, "Since you think I'm good-looking too, shall we sleep in at night?"

Yi Qiubai resisted the urge to swear, "Did you fucking sell this?"

Gao Ye winked at him, "You are so smart, you can guess my occupation."

Yi Qiubai: "..."

Spit blood!