ex-husband high energy

Levi's never imagined what his wedding night would be like. All his concepts of marriage came from his childhood vague memories and classic dramas like "Modern Family".In fact, because he was born in a single-parent family, he subconsciously resisted and feared such things as "marriage".

This is probably the reason why he has always been secretly in love but never confessed. He felt that he might not be able to afford some kind of legally stipulated emotional contract.

But he is also a person who attaches great importance to his family. His grandfather, grandmother and mother all uphold the most traditional Chinese family concept and regard the happiness of his family as his greatest happiness.So even though he left home after becoming an adult, he still has a strong sense of belonging to "home" deep in his heart.

He sometimes thinks that the main reason why he can accept Zong Ming so naturally is that they never regarded each other as the object of love from the very beginning, and from the day they met, their way of getting along is closer to " family" rather than "lovers".

Their love process is erratically opposite to that of normal people, skipping the link of "love" and entering the process of "marriage", and then under the trivial running-in of old couples, sparks burst out, burning into an unbelievably deep love .

This upside-down process wonderfully matched his mentality of trusting family and doubting love, completely bypassing the barrier he set up for himself subconsciously, allowing Zong Ming to walk into his heart unknowingly.

This is really a miraculous love that has never been seen before or since...

On the third floor of Shihu Farm, the curtains are drawn tightly, and the wind blows the osmanthus trees, leaving swaying light and shadow on the thick curtains.

There were no lights in the room, only the electric fireplace was glowing orange-red.The bedroom was warm and humid, and a faint steam leaked from the half-closed door of the bathroom. Two strings of wet footprints stretched all the way to the bed, and finally disappeared in the ambiguous panting.

Zong Ming kissed Levi's meticulously, as if he fell in love with this kind of slobber exchange after he came out of the Civil Affairs Bureau, and even on the way home, he did not forget to harass his driver, assistant and husband from time to time.Levi even suspected that several traffic probes had taken photos of them kissing, but he didn't know if the traffic police brigade would issue him a ticket tomorrow-is this considered a violation?

Forget it, if you want to turn it on, it doesn't matter if you turn it on or not, anyway, it's only crazy once in a lifetime.

Levi kissed Zong Ming back in a daze, his whole body was still immersed in the aftertaste of happiness and shame, his body was excited, but his brain was a little strangely dizzy, everything around him was so familiar, yet seemed completely different...

Zong Ming's body exudes an irresistible smell, not the aroma of bath liquid, not the sweet smell of shampoo, but a man's smell that continuously evaporates from the pores, like a materialized hormone, It's so bloody that I can't bear to let it go.

In his 22 years of limited life, he never knew that it was such an exciting thing to completely give his happiness to another man.

There is a little pain, but it is almost negligible. Zong Ming is gentle and patient, taking care of his feelings the whole time, always stopping to kiss him when he is inhaling or frowning, kissing his forehead, his forehead, again and again Touching his sensitive lower back again and again, he continued to strike after he was completely relaxed.

He had some thoughts of counterattack at first, but after being diligently cultivated by Zong Ming three or four times, he completely gave up, and decided to put this kind of energy-consuming matter for later.

After all, he's going to have blood drawn soon... Well, that's a good excuse... No, it's a good reason.

Levi's consciousness gradually became blurred amid Zong Ming's continuous kisses, and he fell asleep. Occasionally, a restless little wave appeared in his mind, thinking about how to raise the question of changing positions with Zong Ming next time... Then he quickly I realized that I was thinking too much, because before he dreamed of a suitable word, Zong Ming got into his quilt, hugged him from behind and drilled him several times.

At dawn, he woke up from dizziness and found five Okamoto packaging bags lying beside his pillow. When he leaned on the wall to drain the water in the bathroom, he was devastated to find that he had counted wrong. He didn't take it, which made him think he had diarrhea.

"Did you take any medicine?" Levi returned to the bed with trembling legs, straddled Zong Ming and pinched his neck and asked, "Are you a perpetual motion machine? Do you know that I feel very uncomfortable... um... ..."

Zong Ming opened his eyes in bewilderment, turned over and pushed him down without even listening, and kissed him for another quarter of an hour in the dark.

"I might be a kissing maniac." Zong Ming said afterwards, lying on the pillow with his eyes straight, with an indistinct palm print on his right cheek.It wasn't that Levi's wanted to commit domestic violence on the second day of their wedding, but if he didn't make a big move, he might be sucked in by Zong Ming.

"..." Levi wrapped himself in a quilt into a silkworm chrysalis without love, and began to seriously consider the issue of separation—is it too late for Yu Tianhe to vacate the house?Or let Yu Guo move to live with his father. If it doesn't work, just lie to them and say that this is more conducive to the development of parent-child relationship...

For the first time in history, Levi's had the idea of ​​abandoning his professional ethics. It was really because Zong Ming was too unscrupulous.

The unscrupulous life lasted for a whole week. A week later, Levi accidentally saw Zong Ming's mobile phone on the pillow, and the interface happened to be the WeChat chat records between him and Yu Tianhe.

Zong Ming: [So, your ex-husband's request is not too much, and the burst and durability have nothing to do with race. Practice has proved that I can do it seven times a day, seven times a week, for seven 10 minutes. 】

Yu Tianhe: [Your condition is a syndrome of losing one's virginity in old age. Once you lose your virginity, your self-confidence inflates, and you have unrealistic fantasies about your sexual desire.In layman's terms, it is the syndrome of death if you don't brag. 】

Zong Ming: [Look at you, you are too out of gregarious. I have shared my happiness and experience with you, but you actually cursed me. 】

Yu Tianhe: [I curse you?If it weren't for the Internet, I would have beaten you directly. Do you know that it is very dangerous to discuss with a man that you can't do it? 】

Zong Ming: [=,. = I didn’t say you can’t do it, I just want to discuss with you the deep-seated reasons for your marriage failure. After all, you are still young, and it’s impossible for you to be single for the rest of your life… In other words, could it be that you don’t position yourself well? allow?Do you want to find an attacker to try? 】

Yu Tianhe: [... I determined my sexuality at the age of 14, started dating men, and married a man at the age of 26, are you now teaching me how to be gay? Excuseme?Do you feel that you can live every day after bending? 】

Zong Ming: [Your words are illogical, the sky is not a man, I can fuck whether I bend or not. 】

There was a 10-minute silence here, after which Yu Tianhe sent an indifferent expression, saying: [Thank you!I have a very accurate positioning of myself, and I don't need to worry about you, a 34-year-old who has lost her virginity!It's you yourself, take it easy, don't play with it, you won't have to play for the rest of your life, believe me, as a doctor, I have seen many such tragedies. 】

Zong Ming: [Hehe, as long as you are happy. 】

Yu Tianhe: [Fool! 】

Le Weiss couldn't help but sigh that Yu Tianhe is so self-restraining, he actually swears only after talking for five sentences, and Zong Ming would be blocked by about one sentence instead.

In other words, do they really have "seven times a day, seven times a day, seven 10 minutes a day"?

Thinking about it, it seems to be pretty much the same, no wonder my energy has been severely reduced recently, I can’t write the update, I can’t even understand the script I wrote before, like a mentally handicapped person.

Can't go on like this!Levi's was enlightened, and he made three agreements with Zong Ming that night, and no more than three days a week, no more than three times a day, and no more than half an hour each time.

After all, they are all people who want to do great things!

Zong Ming seemed a bit unwilling to agree, but out of respect, he agreed to his request. Afterwards, he restrained himself a lot. He never disturbed his codewriting every day, and only occasionally crawled over to rub him a few times in the middle of the night when he was sleepy and drowsy. , After waking up, he crawled back to sleep very wittily.

The couple's life has become extremely harmonious since then, and Levi finally feels alive again.

The shameless December slowly slipped by like this, and Christmas came before he knew it. On the eve of Christmas Eve, Yu Tianhe put down his work and asked him to rush back to Shihu Farm to celebrate the holiday with his son under the pretense of heavy snow.

This is Yu Guo's first time spending Christmas in a "foreign country". All the adults have prepared a grand Christmas Eve event for him. Jiao Lei went to the forest farm to buy a beautiful pine tree, dragged it home and made it A very imposing Christmas tree, with Hu Guo hanging on it with colorful lights, stars and snowflakes.Levi took Zong Ming to the city to purchase, bought a good turkey according to the Belgian tradition, and prepared flowers, fruits and chocolates.

On Christmas Eve, Yu Tianhe cooked in person, made his son's favorite walnut pie, yogurt pudding and croquettes, and let him stuff a big apple into the turkey's stomach while roasting it.

Yu Guo was very happy throughout the night. Finally, when he opened the presents under the Christmas tree and saw a package from Belgium, he jumped up excitedly: "Daddy sent me a present!"

The package was brought back by Yu Tianhe, seeing his son's happy face, he smiled lightly and said, "Open it and have a look."

Yu Guo opened the box, and inside was a new VR helmet, and a small black velvet box was stuffed in the corner.

"What is this?" Yu Guo opened the small box, and inside was a pair of blue diamond cufflinks, which were very valuable at first glance, and it was Yu Tianhe's favorite brand.

Yu Tianhe was a little surprised, took the box over and looked at it, and stuffed it into his trouser pocket calmly, as if nothing had happened: "Go ahead and unwrap the presents, there are still gifts from your godfather and Uncle Shitou."

Yu Guo quickly forgot about the cufflinks and buried himself in unwrapping other people's presents.

At twelve o'clock in the evening, Yu Guo was sleepy, Jiao Lei carried him back to his room to sleep, and couldn't help asking him: "Why did your father give your father a present?"

Yu Guo said, "Because of Christmas."

Jiao Lei didn't know why he was a little upset: "Then why didn't he give it to other people, since he knows there are so many people here."

"Because he's stingy." Yu Guo said frankly, "That's what people in finance do. In the past, my dad gave him many gifts every year, and he never returned them...I asked him for that VR helmet last year. , In the end, he only gave me a plush toy... I don’t like plush toys at all, and I’m not a girl.”

"Oh..." Jiao Lei vaguely felt that he understood something.

Foreigners are really annoying. They have no backbone at all. They are divorced and still entangled. Haven't you heard that good horses don't turn back?

It can be seen that the doctor's ex-husband is not a good horse!

Yu Guo fell asleep, Jiao Lei quietly left the children's room, and met Yu Tianhe at the door, Yu Tianhe was wearing soft silk pajamas, he didn't look like an elite in his usual formal attire, he had the warmth of a family man, and his hands Holding a fine alloy car model.

"Doctor Yu." Jiao Lei scratched his head, "The child is already asleep."

"I know." Yu Tianhe raised the model in his hand, "Stuff it in a sock for him, and tomorrow morning he will see if Santa Claus has given him a gift."

"Oh." Jiao Lei opened the door, and Yu Tianhe walked in lightly, stuffing the model into Yu Guo's big sock hanging in front of the window.

The two stood on the corridor, Yu Tianhe was going back to his room, but Jiao Lei was blocking the way, he looked at Jiao Lei inexplicably, and saw Jiao Lei took out a small box from his pocket, and handed it over: "Here for you, Christmas Gift."

"Oh?" Yu Tianhe was a little surprised. He took it and opened it. Inside was a delicate tie clip. It wasn't a famous brand, but there was a lovely Pleasant Goat engraved on it.

"You are a sheep." Jiao Lei scratched his head embarrassingly, "Merry Christmas."

Yu Tianhe raised his eyebrows, inexplicably happy, the corners of his mouth curled up involuntarily, and said, "Thank you, Merry Christmas." It was impossible for him to wear this kind of thing, but maybe this Pleasant Goat was too rustic and too Q, and he suddenly felt that this The cutest Christmas present he's ever received.

"I also have a gift for you." Yu Tianhe said.

Jiao Lei was flattered, followed him to the big bedroom, and Yu Tianhe took out a shopping bag from the closet, "Last time Yu Guo said that your sister is recovering well, this is the health care product I brought back from abroad, I have specially studied it , it should be useful for her condition, take it for a while and see, if the effect is good, I will buy it again."

Jiao Lei was so moved that tears filled his eyes: "Thank you, Doctor Yu!"

"Don't call me that in the future." Yu Tianhe felt as if he had been touched by a ghost, and he actually felt that Jiao Lei was a little simple and cute, "Call me Brother Yu just like Levi's. I'm not at home during this time, thank you for helping me Take care of Yu Guo, I know you are really good to him, treat him like your own child..."

After a pause, the voice unknowingly brought a little tenderness that I didn't realize: "Thank you."

Jiao Lei had never seen Yu Tianhe like this before, he was a little at a loss, and said incoherently: "You, you, you are too polite, this is what I should do, the first time I saw Yu Guo, I liked this child, you alone It's not easy for people to take care of him, and I'm glad I can help, we'll take care of him together in the future..."

Yu Tianhe: "..."

Jiao Lei felt as if he had said something wrong, and immediately blushed, and ran away with the bag: "Thank you, Doctor Yu...Brother Yu, it's too late, go to sleep, goodbye! Good night!"

Emma!What is going on with this feeling of setting off fireworks in my head! ?