ex-husband high energy

As a preschool teacher, Levi's has experienced many home visits, but he has never visited other people's homes, and no one has ever visited him.

Oh, it seems that once, when he was seven or eight years old, because he accidentally entered NASA's Johnson Space Center in Houston, the school had doubts about his mother's guardianship, so an in-depth interview was conducted with their family.

The consequences of that interview were tragic, and his butt was swollen for a week.

Thinking of this incident, he became even more anxious. He memorized the memo written by Zong Ming all night, and his mind was empty.

"It's time to go to bed, and we have to get up early tomorrow." Zong Ming dragged him up from the desk, "We are not a fake marriage, why are you so nervous? Even if you don't memorize anything, we can pass the home visit smoothly, OK?"

"Ah?" Levi's eyes rolled around the mosquito coils, still clutching the memo, "But we've only known each other for less than five months, so they will definitely be suspicious... I've checked, the foreign-related marriage review is very strict, passed The rate is less than 80.00%, if I reveal the truth tomorrow, I will never get a Chinese green card in my life, and I may even bear criminal responsibility!"

"You have nothing to reveal." Zong Ming "slapped" his face and turned to the photo wall, "We didn't know each other for five months, but three years and five months. Las Vegas is where we are." The first acquaintance, you must keep it firmly in your heart!"

There are two photos on the wall of them together in Las Vegas, when Levi was 19 years old and looked exactly like a high school student, holding a big box of coins and laughing like a fool.Zong Ming stood behind him, wearing a big colorful shirt, with bunny ears on top of his head.

"How do you calculate the window period in the middle?" Levi asked Zong Ming, "Don't you need to explain to the Immigration Bureau?"

"I'll explain." Zong Ming said, dusting the list in his hand, "You just need to write these down, and everything that can't be answered is kept confidential. We belong to the judicial system and are qualified to keep it secret from the Immigration Bureau, understand? "

Levi's felt a little more relieved, he didn't even take a shower, and crawled into bed to sleep like a sleepwalker, his eyes were closed, and his mouth was still chanting.

Zong Ming rolled his eyes, took out his phone and began to hypnotize: "Tao Guiren let out a long sigh, and casually put on a snow-blue Shu brocade embroidered long gown with ten thousand characters less than his head, and helped the little emerald-encrusted ruby ​​lily kit Kat hairpin on his head. , sat down at the red sandalwood table carved with begonias and lacquered the three friends of the year, and began to embroider the purple qi, east rising, auspicious clouds, auspicious dragon and bright yellow undergarment prepared for the emperor's longevity festival..."

Levi's: "ZZZ..."

"Is this the fabled number of words in the legend?" Zong Ming stroked his fiancé's curly hair with black lines, "Poor thing, writing an update even if you're so nervous..." He tipped a deep water Torpedo: [Husband has worked hard, it is updated seven times a night, my wife sent you a big chicken drumstick to make up for it! 】

Refresh after 5 minutes, and the reply is as follows:

Xuanyuan Piaopiao's little wife: 【Sister is an idiot! 】

Xuanyuan Piaopiao's eldest son: [Mom is stupid! 】

Xuanyuan Piaopiao's father-in-law: [My son is an idiot! 】

Returning late at dusk: [A family with mental retardation...]

In the early morning of the next day, before the alarm clock rang, Levi jumped up with a carp, staring nervously and asking: "Are you coming? Are you coming?"

Zong Ming was startled awake by him, and kicked him over: "You're never finished!"

Oh, it's only seven o'clock... Levi's rubbed his face, went to the bathroom to take a shower and brushed his teeth, then rushed into the cloakroom to change, and came out in formal clothes after a while: "Is this okay?"

"...Are you going to attend the National People's Congress?" Zong Ming got up helplessly, took off his suit, put on a casual shirt and a cardigan sweater, and took off his pants. Levi came to his senses, "I'll do it myself!"

"It's just a home visit, just take it easy." Zong Ming threw him a pair of slim-fit jeans. He chose a shirt of the same color as him, a black cashmere vest, and a blue tie with a dolphin pattern. He stamped himself.

"Why do you wear a tie? Don't I have to?" Levi's tied him a Windsor knot, which felt too formal, and replaced it with a simple four-in-hand knot.

"It's a question of people." Zong Ming raised his head and said, "The head of the family should be a little more formal."

The head of the family... Levi slammed his tie back, and finally realized that in Zong Ming's position, he seemed to have always been the subordinate one. In layman's terms, he was the wife.

Zong Ming gasped from being strangled by him, and said angrily, "No matter how nervous you are on the big day, you don't have to murder your husband!"

Reeves bared his teeth, took the memo and continued to recite it.

At exactly nine o'clock, two investigators arrived as scheduled. Levi invited them to sit in the living room, turned on the fireplace, stood at the stairs and shouted, "Zong Ming, the guests are here!"

Zong Ming went downstairs, exuding the reservedness unique to government officials all over his body, and shook hands with the two respectively: "Thank you for making a trip, please sit down."

It's been a long time since Levi's has seen him play the role of "Director" so seriously, especially after his schizophrenia has become spoiled, goosebumps appear on his back for no reason: "Sit down first, I'll make tea."

The fragrant Tieguanyin was presented, and the four of them sat on the sofa in front of the fireplace. A female investigator in her forties opened her briefcase, took out a stack of documents and gave them to sign: "Your marriage application was filed five months ago. It was submitted, because it involves transnational matters, so the final review started today, sorry for keeping you waiting."

"Where is it, the state stipulates it." Zong Ming said to her with a smile, with a hint of officialdom in his sincerity, and he controlled the overall atmosphere just right. "As law enforcement officers, we understand it very well."

"Thank you for your understanding, Director Zong." The female investigator took the file, turned on the recorder and began to ask questions: "Excuse me, when did you meet?"

"It was more than three years ago." Zong Ming said, "I was on an overseas mission, and he went to Las Vegas to play during the summer vacation. We met in a casino." Seeing that Levi's expression was a little empty, he poked him with his elbow , "Let's talk about it."

"Ah?" Reeves came to his senses, cleared his throat, and said, "Yes, that's right. I played the slot machine that day and lost all the coins. He gave me a coin when he passed by."

"Two." Zong Ming said, "I only had two left at the time. Seeing that he was about to cry, I gave them to him."

"I'm not going to cry!" retorted Levi's, "and it's one not two! You only gave me one!"

"It's two." Zong Ming insisted, "And you were really on the verge of crying at that time, and your red eye circles are so cute."

Is there such a thing?Levi began to doubt his memory, mainly because his memory of that time was not very clear.Zong Ming took his hand very naturally, and said to the female investigator: "I gave him two coins to throw in, and agreed that one would be mine and the other his, and whoever won would get a drink." .”

"Then who won in the end?" asked a 25-year-old male investigator next to him.

"He won." Zong Ming said, "So we agreed that he would buy me a drink at a bar that night, but I received an urgent task at dusk and returned home, so I didn't make the appointment."

"That's it." The male investigator sighed, "How did you meet again after that?"

"Afterwards he came to China to work as a teacher in an early education center in Xiyan City." Zong Ming said, "My cousin's son is his student. Someone I met in Vegas. He said he wanted to make up for the drink, and I agreed, and we slowly started dating.”

The female investigator asked Levi: "Your work visa expired on August [-] this year, and you applied for an international marriage almost a few days later. Is this just a coincidence?"

Levi's recalled that there was no answer to this item in the memo, so he said frankly: "Confidential."

The investigator asked with a question mark on his face: "What?"

"..." Zong Ming's mouth twitched, he squeezed his fingers lightly, and said to the female investigator, "It's a coincidence, and it's not a coincidence. In fact, we were going to get married in the spring, but when I was working, something happened. In an accident, I was seriously injured." As he spoke, he rolled up his trouser legs, revealing the hideous gunshot wound on his calf, and pointed to his chest, "There is another shot here. A little problem, I was afraid that I would leave some disability in the future, which would affect his future life... After all, he was still very young, and we hadn't been in love for a long time at that time."

Speaking of this, he glanced at Levi's very affectionately, and smiled slightly, but with a certain sour meaning: "In the end, he would rather delay until his visa expired than leave me, so I just... how should I put it, it's rare to have a lover Well, I didn't expect that at my age, I could meet someone who treats me so wholeheartedly."

Li Weisi listened to his story stiffly, and had great doubts about his IQ, because Zong Ming's acting skills were so realistic that he even felt that what Zong Ming said was what really happened, and he planned it five months ago. The false marriage incident in China is just an illusion caused by the organic tremor of the brain.

The two investigators were moved by their life-and-death love, especially the young male investigator, almost burst into tears.

"That's why we delayed applying for marriage until his visa expired. It's all my fault." Zong Ming held Levi's hand, scratched his palm lightly with his little finger, and frowned slightly when he looked at him With a light pick, he revealed a smug look that only he could understand.

Levi's: Just do it...

After a brief chat, Zong Ming and the female investigator stayed in the living room downstairs, while Levi's and the young male investigator went up to the third floor for separate interrogation in an isolated environment.

"Such a big room...have you ever thought of separating the space?" The male investigator turned on the recording pen, looked around, and was amazed. "Would it be too noisy to work and rest in one space?"

"No, we are used to staying together." Levi brought him a can of drinks and said, "You should know that I am his subordinate. Our work and life basically overlap 100%, and our schedules are exactly the same."

"Oh, is this an office romance? It's quite romantic." The male surveyor opened a booklet, "Let's start, the first question, which side of the bed do you sleep on?"

"The window side."

"What special hobbies does Mr. Zong have?"

"?" Levi thought hard, "He likes to hold my hand when he sleeps, and occasionally sleeps with his arms around me behind him."

"...I'm asking about everyday life."

"Oh, I thought you were asking... You asked about sleeping first, so I thought I was wrong..." Levi wiped his face awkwardly, "He likes puzzles and dismantling small things, and he likes Fetch the cat."

"I don't know how this brochure is formatted." The investigator was also a little embarrassed. "Everyday questions and private questions are listed together, what the hell."

"It's okay, let's continue." Levi just wanted to end it quickly, so as not to forget all the previous memorization after a long time.

The investigator nodded and continued: "What kind of food does Mr. Zong like to eat?"

"Steak and sorrel," Levi said, "and okra."

"What color clothes does he like?"

"Dark blue, black."

"Mr. Zong's height and weight?"

"1.8 meters eight, [-] kilograms." Levi said, "He looks very thin, but he is actually quite heavy."

"What size shoes does he wear?"

"M10, probably 43 or 44 in ohm."

"Underwear size?"

"185."

"What brand is his razor?"

"……confidential."

"What?"

"……I forgot."

The two looked at each other, and Levi couldn't hold back his smile: "I'm sorry, I was too nervous, I forgot what I recited last night... I never noticed what brand of razor he used, I only knew it was a knife holder, He doesn't like electric ones."

The male investigator also laughed, pressed the pause button on the recording pen, and said, "I completely understand, but these questions are too perverted, and I can't answer them...I don't even know what size underwear my husband wears. I remember a lot."

Oh, the Immigration Bureau is really advancing with the times, and even sent a gay investigator... Levi put his hands together: "Thank you for understanding, can I go to the bathroom now and tell you?"

"Can I go and see for myself?" The investigator stood up and shrugged. "There is an inspection part of the home visit."

"Of course." Levi pushed away the bookcase, the investigator glanced at the washstand, and asked, "Why is there only one electric toothbrush?"

"We share the same brush handle with two brush heads. The light blue decorative ring is mine, and the dark blue one is his." Levi said, and at the same time expressed his admiration for Zong Ming's ability to control the details - last night Zong Ming put He threw away his toothbrush and gave him a spare brush head of his own, saying that it would be more realistic.

"You are very environmentally friendly." The investigator said in admiration.

Then Levi's opened the cloakroom to show him: "I moved here five months ago. I don't have many things. When I don't have enough, I take his... Our clothes are only one size short, and we can basically wear them together. The shoes are only one size apart. By half a yard."

"This is the benefit of same-sex families." The investigator said with a smile, "My husband and I are also like this. We can save a lot of money, haha... But I think you should not be short of money."

Levi looked at Zong Ming's drawer full of cufflinks and famous watches, and nodded in a low-key manner.

"The decoration of your home is quite interesting, with many hidden compartments." The investigator came out of the cloakroom, pointed to the bookshelf in the armory, and asked, "Can this one be pushed away too? What's inside?"

"...Confidential." Levi said, "This is really confidential. We work for the Criminal Investigation Bureau. You know, there are always things that cannot be disclosed."

"Understood." The investigator turned off the recorder and said, "The home visit ends here."

Levi's breathed a sigh of relief, covered his heart and said, "I've never been so nervous."

The investigator patted the shoulder: "Don't worry, I won't make things difficult for you. It can be seen that you love each other very much." After rubbing his hands together, he suddenly became shy, took out a postcard from his briefcase, and said, "Well, you can give it to me." Sign it?"

"what?"

"You are Xuanyuan Piao Piao, right?" The investigator turned into a fan in a second, "Do you still remember this postcard? You drew a lottery on Weibo this Valentine's Day, and you won me. This set of postcards was included in the prize. Today I specially brought it for you to sign!"

Levi was stunned on the spot, the investigator Xingxing said: "Madam! I am your fan, I am 'Xuanyuan Piaopiao's little wife'! I suspected it was you when I received the home visit task yesterday, but I didn’t expect to come today It really is you, ma'am, you are much more handsome than the photos they posted on Weibo, and a hundred times more handsome than the ID photos on the marriage application!"

"..." Levi's back turned cold, feeling that one day he might be put on a sack by his husband and beat him up!