ex-husband high energy

On the second day after staying in Mingcuiyuan, Levi's officially started his blackening career.

Yes, in his opinion, changing a good text to the one requested by Zong Ming is basically self-defeating.

However, changing the style of writing is easy to think, but too difficult to do. He spent a whole morning, but he couldn't write the next chapter.

"I can't write." Near noon, Levi's completely gave up the treatment, came out of the master bedroom with a mess of hair, and looked at Zong Ming blankly, "The outline you wrote is too distorted. I don't know what to do." write it down."

"You just write it down." Zong Ming had no idea about the difficulty of writing, so he instructed him simply and rudely, "Didn't you learn to expand writing in Chinese class? It's like expanding a paragraph into a complete article. Wouldn’t it be over if you followed my outline and expanded?”

"...I can't expand it, I'm just a poor foreigner!" Levi's was about to cry, and it was the first time that he felt that his Chinese was too bad, so he sincerely asked the leader, "Why don't you help me expand a section of my study first?" one time?"

Zong Ming's lower eyelids trembled, and it was rare for him to feel guilty—after all, he was an incompetent writer, and his greatest achievement in literature was probably the writing of dozens of closing reports. Most of the time, his secretary helped him write and correct them.

However, looking at the eager eyes of the little assistant, he still reluctantly agreed: "Okay."

Levi let out a long breath, threw the gay purple notebook to him, and happily helped Jiao Lei make lunch.

Since Jiao Lei helped him revise the outline yesterday, he became very interested in Baihe Wen, and asked Levi, "How did you come up with writing Baihe Wen?"

"It's a coincidence." Levi said embarrassedly that he was only for YY girls at first, after all, he is playing gay now.

Jiao Lei sighed: "How did you write so many sexy scenes? How do you know what women are thinking? Aren't you gay?"

"..." Levi thought hard and said, "Probably because I'm gay."

Jiao Lei thought for a while, and was convinced: "That's right, otherwise, why do women like calcium honey... By the way, what do you think of the brain hole I opened up yesterday?"

"It's good." Levi's replied while cutting tomatoes, "Better than me, I can't think of jokes like yours."

Jiao Lei giggled, and actually got nervous, and asked him: "Then do you think if I also write Lily, will it be popular?"

"..." Levi's almost cut off his hands, turned to look at him, and really felt that the stalks he pretended to write might kill people, but it was not good to pour cold water on him, so he said, "Try it, say Maybe someone likes it."

"Really?" Jiao Lei didn't hear the reluctance in his tone at all, and said complacently, "Then I'll try this afternoon, since I'm idle here anyway."

With an idea, Levi said, "Why don't you write a paragraph for me first, just follow the outline you discussed yesterday, and practice your writing."

Jiao Lei's eyes lit up: "That's right, your suggestion is great, let's do it like this."

Levi's succeeded in getting rid of the pot, and was happy. He spent the whole afternoon on the sofa in the living room watching online dramas. It wasn't until it was getting dark that Zong Ming came out of the master bedroom, his eyes were circled by mosquito coils, and his face was full of lovelessness.

"How much have you written?" Levi sat up and asked him, "Is there any update for today?"

Zong Ming gritted his teeth, threw the notebook to him, and said, "Well, there is a specialization in art, I thought about it, you should write it yourself...I'll make you dinner!"

"..." You thought about such a thing all afternoon?Levi took the notebook and found that the document was blank, but the word count was already more than 4000. He turned on the time machine and called up the latest archive. Daily life note of the protagonist of the journal version, you write from waking up in the morning to going to bed at night, changing clothes and going down the stairs.

I didn't even get the basic details!

Yu Tianhe is right, Zong Ming really said that he died early, his writing level is estimated to be beaten to death by his teacher in high school, right?Fortunately, I can still go to university!

I don't know what happened to Jiao Lei's writing?Levi's ran to knock on the door of the study room. Jiao Lei had written quite a lot, with six or seven thousand words, but... what's going on with this exaggerated story?It is obviously a well-behaved ancient text, but it has written a fantasy color for Mao?

Levi's watched halfway through, and felt that his originally cute and cute heroine had turned into Zhen, Marisu, Xueliyan, Huanshixueqian, Mengkeer, Huan with colorful pupils and diamond tears!

After reading the scriptures written by the two assists, Levi's has great confidence in his writing talent. He always thought that he was the kind of writer who can make up for his weaknesses with hard work, but now he realizes that he is actually a talented type!

Deeply inspired by the negative teaching materials, Levi's suddenly felt inspired. Without a word, he rushed into the bedroom and began to write madly. When Zong Ming made dumplings and asked him to come eat, the freshly baked blackened version of "My Mother's Appreciation to the World" The latest chapter has been successfully released, a full [-] words!

Zong Ming watched the update with a colander, and gave Levi a thumbs up: "I'm convinced!"

As for Jiao Lei, he has different opinions: "I think your writing is not as good as mine..."

Zong Ming made a mouth shape from an angle he couldn't see - "stick"!

Levi's couldn't bear to dampen his enthusiasm, and said, "Why don't you register a pseudonym and publish it yourself, and I can recommend it for you."

"Really?" Jiao Lei got excited, finished his plate of dumplings in twos and twos, and rushed to write his Mary Sulei's breakthrough virgin work, "After eating, let me clean it up, I'll write the beginning and then write." Washing the dishes, the inspiration comes and I can't hold back!"

Zong Ming & Levi's: "..."

After dinner, Levi's opened a new chapter, and it was no surprise to find that the article was fried. Usually there were only two or three hundred comments, but today it broke through the five hundred mark in two hours.

Uncle Cat loves Shaolin Temple vegetarian cakes: Ma'am, you are trying to make trouble!

Director Zong's hairline: Who told me that I had hallucinations. Is this chapter about Wang Cairen's death and the female main newspaper?

Dongdong loves to eat strawberries: You are not alone QAQ

Xuanyuan Piaopiao's father-in-law: Is this article going to collapse?Why do I smell the catastrophe?

Ya Jiu: It has been struck by a thunderbolt. Get the lightning rod upstairs.

The king asked me to patrol the mountain: Have you noticed that the author has changed the keywords, and now the words "deep sadomasochistic love" are marked in the copy!

Xuanyuan Piaopiao's son-in-law: I'm so scared, who will hold me tight.

Xuanyuan's fluttering leg hair: Don't be afraid upstairs, I'll hug you.

The fourth girl is always black: ah - hey!Unfold the skirt of the goddess to cover the whole upstairs!

The phone rang, and Levi's opened WeChat, and found that Omega girl had sent fifteen consecutive messages, all of which were exclamation points, and at the end was a terrified nanny's face: [Madam, have you been hacked? 】

Levi's: [...not at all. 】

Omega: 【Did you really write the [-] words just now? ? ? 】

Levi's: [I just want to change the way I write...is it annoying? 】

Omega: 【It’s not very thunderous, it’s very thunderous!You wrote this to cause trouble!Believe it or not, I will go to Weibo to hang up with you right now! 】

Levi's black hair.Zong Ming came over to take a look, clapped his hands with a "slap", and praised: "Let her hang it up, that's a good idea, why didn't I think of it!"

Levi choked speechlessly, once again confirming that suicide under a pseudonym would be his only way out.

Omega was silent for 5 minutes, and suddenly said: [Madam, I think there is something wrong, you are not such a person, you have been writing for so long, I know you well... Honestly speaking, are you fishing? 】

Levi's was startled, and then lamented that this girl is really smart, hesitated again and again, and admitted: [Yes. 】

Omega sent an emoji of sudden realization, saying: [I understand!I said, the day before yesterday Mrs. Shacong just hung up the leave note and said that she would temporarily suspend her work. Today you suddenly changed your style of writing. You are taking advantage of her! 】

Levi's sighed and told her: [Don't say it.I found Sha Cong the day before yesterday and asked her to stop changing temporarily. I wanted to see if I could catch the murderer who killed the Bohai White Banshee.This person could be a psychopath, very dangerous, and could lead to catastrophe if left unchecked. 】

Omega sent a bloody emoji and said: [Madam, you are awesome, I have been thinking about how to avenge Mrs. Kraken, can I help you? 】

Levi's didn't want her to get involved, so he said: [No, I have a special team here to operate this matter, don't get involved, that person is crazy, it's not safe for you to go out alone. 】

Omega paused for a while, and said: [I can't do anything else, I can only help you build momentum, you wait, I'll go to the forum and Weibo to hang you up, help you get some heat, let the murderer Noticed you early. 】

Levi's really likes this enthusiastic and smart girl. Thinking that she will not be in any danger if she does this, she agrees: [Okay, but don't do anything today, wait for me to write for a few days, and blow up the word of mouth. You hang up again.Remember, you must pretend to hate me, cover up your IP, and don't let the murderer target you. 】

【rest assured! 】Omega sent a series of sneer emoticons of the queen, and went offline.

Zong Ming had been sitting next to him and watched him chatting with Omega on WeChat, and asked him at this moment: "Is this the daughter of your mother-in-law Pengci?"

"Yeah." Levi couldn't help laughing when he remembered how he pretended to be a bodyguard that day.

Zong Ming looked at the way he was smiling, and felt uncomfortable for some reason, and said, "You chatted well with her?"

"Yeah." Levi's bowed his head and flipped through Moments, and said casually, "We have known each other for many years, and she also said that she would save money to invest in me making a big movie. She suggested that I write this book, in order to collect material for me. I've been playing palace fighting games for a long time."

Zong Ming let out an "Oh" and got even more frustrated, but said, "Then why are you so determined to reject him? You can talk like this, why don't you try to develop it?"

Levi's hand paused, the corners of his upturned mouth calmed down a little bit, he lowered his head and continued to poke the phone, and said lightly: "She has someone she likes."

"Oh..." Zong Ming felt a little excited all of a sudden, he couldn't help but twitch his mouth, and then felt that he was a little bafflingly happy.Seeing that he clicked on a circle of friends with a girl's profile picture, and the note name was "Goddess", he asked, "Who is this? Your goddess? I haven't heard you mention it for a long time?"

Levi looked at the dinner photos of the Goddess PO. It was obvious that she was dating a rich second-generation man again, and she was still on a yacht. Thinking that she didn't even have a house, she couldn't help but feel heavy, and said, "She already has a boyfriend."

Zong Ming unknowingly twitched the corner of his mouth again. Rationally, he felt that he should feel sorry for the poor little assistant who started to fall in love without being in love. But emotionally, he couldn't help but feel a little happy. He struggled for a while and patted his shoulder: "The rich man There's a lot of flamboyance, maybe we'll break up someday, you still have a chance."

There was an unknown anger in Le Weisi's heart, and he didn't know whether it was the goddess of anger who had a boyfriend, or something else that he couldn't even figure out. He lifted his shoulder and shook his hand away, with a cold face Said: "I'm going to bed, and I have to get up early tomorrow to code words!"

Zong Ming didn't expect him to react so strongly, his hand froze in mid-air before hanging down in embarrassment, and said, "Okay, I'm going upstairs, good night."

Zong Ming left, and Levi said he was going to sleep, but he tossed and turned in bed, unable to fall asleep. He stayed up until 12:30, got up and wrote another chapter update, and then got into bed exhausted.

He had just fallen asleep in a daze, but was stuck in the nightmare again. Perhaps his subconscious mind had an early warning mechanism. This time he woke up quickly, sat up and felt it quietly for a while, and he was sure that Zong Ming was having an attack again.

It's only been a day, and his seizures are getting more and more frequent... Do you want to go up and take a look?

This thought came to his mind, and Levi's subconsciously touched his neck. The handprint pinched out by Zong Ming the night before had not recovered, and he wanted to tremble a little when he thought of the cold eyes.

But there was a deeper voice driving him in his heart, preventing him from continuing to sleep with peace of mind.Levi hesitated for 2 minutes, put on his coat and walked upstairs.

The door to the bedroom on the second floor was unlocked, and Levi's opened it with a slight twist of the handle.Dim moonlight streamed in from the glass window on the sloping roof, Zong Ming's tall figure stood in front of the window, the back of his pajamas was completely soaked, and a large dark sweat stain appeared.

Hearing his footsteps, Zong Ming turned his head, his voice was hoarse and low: "Did it wake you up?"

Reeves breathed a sigh of relief—he had woken up.

"It's happening again?" Levi walked over and gave him half a glass of water from the glass jug.Zong Ming took it and drank it all in one gulp, and said, "It's all right, go to sleep."

Levi opened the closet and took him a clean T-shirt, saying, "Put it on, don't catch a cold."

Zong Ming wiped the sweat from his brow, said thank you, and changed into the T-shirt.Under the moonlight, Levi saw cobweb-like red blood in his eyes, and the blood-colored tattoos on his temples were slightly exposed. For a moment, he couldn't tell whether it was worry or fear, and asked, "Have you talked to Brother Yu about this?"

Zong Ming didn't answer, and Levi knew he hadn't said it, so he hesitated and asked, "After you were discharged from the hospital and before we lived together, you still had seizures, didn't you?"

Zong Ming was silent, and Levi said: "I seem to have felt that sometimes I have the feeling of suppressing nightmares in my sleep, but it has never been as serious as today."

Zong Ming took a deep breath, turned around, and looked down at the quiet moonlight outside the window.Levi plucked up his courage and said: "You can't carry on like this anymore, you can't handle it, your seizures are getting more frequent and more severe. I know you don't want Bureau Sang to know about your situation, but you can't do this Let yourself get worse."

"Let's tell Brother Yu, he may have a way to help you."

Zong Ming remained silent. Levi stood for a while, picked up the clothes he had changed, and said, "Think about it, I can't make decisions for you, but I don't want to...I don't want to..."

What do you want?Levi stopped in a daze, didn't know what to say, paused for a while, turned around, and left his bedroom.

It wasn't until he walked to his room that Levi remembered what he wanted to say.

I do not want to lose you.

Levi couldn't tell what kind of feeling it was, it seemed different from all his previous feelings, it wasn't family affection, it wasn't friendship, it wasn't out of the responsibility of his subordinates, and it seemed to be different from the obsession with the goddess Bai Qing .

He only knew that he didn't want Zong Ming to have an accident, he didn't want him to go crazy, he didn't want him to die, he didn't want him to become like Wu Manyi, Wang Hao, or Qi Ran.

He can't lose him.

Levi's stood in front of the bedroom window, looking at the hazy and beautiful pavilions and gardens in the moonlight, tangled in confusion, until the distant sky turned pale, then picked up the phone and dialed Yu Tianhe's number.

For the next three days, Levi's fell into a frenzy of writing. Maybe it was the negative teaching materials of Zong Ming and Jiao Lei that opened up the two veins of Ren and Du. Maybe there was a beast living in his heart that loved world peace. The smoother the writing, the previous daily update of [-] suddenly increased to [-] daily!

As he ran all the way on the dark road, the comments in his article were like a wild horse that had run wild, soaring from two or three hundred in one chapter to seven or eight hundred in one chapter. Old readers were wailing, guessing that he was crazy. In short, some speculated that he resold his pseudonym, and some people asserted that he was possessed by an evil spirit, and copied and pasted the entire Diamond Sutra under his text, saying that he would exorcise evil spirits for him.

However, perhaps Zong Ming's analysis of the reader's psychology is correct. He wrote it down like this, and he actually attracted a large number of new readers. one!Many people lamented that they had finally found their true destiny. They never knew that Lily Channel had such a pure and unaffected wife, who was so perverted and confident. In time, she would definitely become the No. [-] Bohai White Banshee!

No need for the Omega girl to hang him, Ye Yehei has already built a high-rise building for him on the forum, the title is "Li Tao, has Xuanyuan Piao Piao, who wrote Strange Lily Lei Wen, been pierced by a soul?" "

The host is probably a true fan of Levi’s, and he has a good reason to hang him. Not only did he draw out the main storyline of the first 20 words of his story, but also summarized the detailed personalities of the two protagonists and four supporting roles. Ten thousand words summed it up and stamped: Either the personality is split, or the soul is pierced, otherwise one person will never be able to write two stories that are so split.

The more than 200 replies below are basically echoed by the host, but there are also people who have made different voices, thinking that the author may be hyping up, using this method to drive traffic and attract attention, refer to Sister Feng and Sister Furong.

Levi's was heartbroken, and in the end he could only comfort himself that this was all for the great cause of criminal investigation - how many seniors had sacrificed their precious lives to fight against crime, but he just gave a little bit of integrity, which is really nothing!

That night, Tang Yi made a move and posted Levi's on Weibo.Because everyone knew that he was a die-hard fan of Xuanyuan Piao Piao, number one on the Overlord List—oh yes, now he was number two—so soon his long Weibo was transferred to the forum post.The two sides cooperated, and hundreds of replies were posted overnight.

On the other side, Zong Ming took advantage of the situation and spent money to buy a few big gossip Vs and marketing accounts. He reposted Tang Yi's long Weibo, and all of a sudden, Levi's became a traffic author overnight. The powder has risen by several thousand.

Just as Levi's eyes were scrolling through the forum, he discovered that another miraculous post had also been topped as HOT.

The title of the post is "Rewards from Lei Wen, I can't be blind alone", the host posted a new article with only more than 1 words, claiming that he had read the article for so many years, and had never seen such a skeletal author. Writing the unpopular Lily essay out of the rhythm of Mary Su Xiaoyan and the male breeder Ma Wen is simply eye-catching.

The following replies lined up neatly:

I choose the dog leash!

dog leash +1

dog leash +2

Levi's looked at dozens of floors, and Fuzhi knocked on Jiao Lei's door in his heart, and showed him the post: "My dear, this 'Shen Xian'er' is not you, is it?"

Jiao Lei blushed, and looked at several floors with his hands, his face turned dark, he waved his hands in a panic, and pushed him out: "No, I don't know this person, goodbye!"

Levi returned to his room, threw himself on the bed and laughed wildly for 10 minutes, feeling that he had finally found a CP in his thunderous life.

Enough laughing, reply below: With you along the way, I am willing to suffer a little bit!

Half an hour later, Jiao Lei ran over and asked, "Why did you commit suicide under a pseudonym? Do you want to call the administrator? Why didn't anyone answer me when I stopped short?"

Levi looked at him with a suppressed smile, but didn't answer.Jiao Lei stared at him for a long time, deflated like a deflated ball: "Well, that 'Shen Xian'er' is me."

Levi's laughed wildly for 10 minutes Again.

The next morning, Jiao Lei committed suicide under his pseudonym, and the Predator hastily ended his career as a writer, deciding that being a housekeeper would be more suitable for his ordinary life.

Sitting at the dining table, Levi's comforted him while chewing fried dough sticks: "Actually, your writing is pretty good, but it's just not at the right time. If it was written 20 years ago when the Internet was just starting, your writing style might have become popular. "

With two huge dark circles under his eyes, Jiao Lei gave him a "hehe".

The phone rang suddenly, Jiao Lei took it out and looked, showing a horrified look, his Adam's apple rolled a huge amount visible to the naked eye, and connected the phone: "Doctor Yu Yu?"

After listening for five seconds, he hung up the phone and said to Zong Ming: "Leader, Doctor Yu said that he has something urgent to come to the imperial capital, and asked me to fly a helicopter to pick him up."

Zong Ming was a little surprised, looked up at him, suddenly realized something, and glanced at Levi's.

Levi's stared at him without avoiding it.For a long time, Zongming sighed almost unrecognizably, and said, "Go."

The author has something to say: It's really tiring for straight men to have sex.

Li Tao, should I give them some Indian oil or a man's milk?