ex-husband high energy
Chapter 63 S3.E16. Straight Male Cancer
Jiao Lei was mentally assaulted by the employer of the ghost animal. When he was cooking, his whole body was a little trembling. He asked Levi's, "He didn't mean the truth, did he?"
"It should be... isn't it?" Levi thinks that Yu Tianhe's aesthetic Jiao Lei should be safer, but... the world is unpredictable, what if one day he turns out to be cute?
Jiao Lei found out that he was using interrogative sentences, which made him even more horrified. He accidentally grabbed dog food while feeding the cat, causing Rommel to be so angry that he kicked over the cat bowl and went out to wander.Montgomery was particularly sad, squatting on the window cos Wangfushi for half an hour.
After the meal, Levi took Patton out for a walk, and inspected Jiao Lei's newly organized flower garden in the backyard - because Yu Tianhe had a serious prejudice against crops, he planted some ornamental fruit trees in the garden It is expected that they will be able to eat fresh pomegranates, walnuts and jujubes next fall.
Patton was very satisfied with this, and enthusiastically watered the saplings.
After walking the dog, Jiao Lei was still cleaning the kitchen. Levi could see the panic from his back, he hesitated, and decided to save the fate of his good friend.
The only person in this world who could appease Yu Tianhe's anger was probably Yu Guo, so Levi's knocked on the door of the children's room.Meng Zhengtai is finishing his unshakable math training every day. He is very happy to see Levi's coming in, so he grabs him and asks for a PK.
李维斯看着“2012平方-2011平方+2010平方-……-1平方=?”这种反人类的题目,对自己的智商产生了巨大的怀疑,5分钟后举手投降。
"It turns out that you are too early to die..." Yu Guo sighed sadly, gave up on torturing him, and took out his little scientific notebook to yell at him, "Look at the spinach record I made!"
Levi's looked through it and found that the little guy was doing well, each note was accompanied by a photo, and he asked an adult to help him write detailed observation records.
The first two articles were written by Jiao Lei. The handwriting is rough and majestic, and the words and sentences are full of strong Errenzhuan style.The latter two articles have beautiful handwriting, obviously written by Yu Tianhe, with some French mixed in between the texts, completely retaining Yu Guo's dictation style.
Just from the spinach notes, you can smell the looming smell of gunpowder between them, which shows that these two people are really at odds with each other.Levi's rewarded Yu Guo with an armored warrior sticker, and asked persuasively for the sake of world peace: "Yu Guo, how is your father and your Uncle Stone getting along recently?"
"Very good." Yu Guo said innocently, "They always have endless things to talk about, and they talk from morning to night, and my dad laughs when they talk."
Levi was very surprised, and then saw Yu Guo imitate Yu Tianhe's signature sneer, narrowed his big eyes and threw two throwing knives, sighed: "They are very dear, my father never made my father laugh like this before I was happy."
Levi's: "..." Are you sure your dad was smiling happily and not mocking coldly?
Full of worry, he told Yu Guo: "If you see your father and your Uncle Shitou alone together, and it looks like they are going to fight, you must notify me immediately, OK?"
"Let them call." Yu Guo said frankly, "Uncle Shitou said last time, don't be foolish about things that can be solved by hand. My dad even praised him as 'interesting'!"
Levi's black line: "That shouldn't be a compliment, right?"
"Why not?" Yu Guo said, "Every time I show my dad a new handicraft, he always praises me like that. Uncle Shitou is as interesting as I am, and Dad loves us very much!"
"..." Levi felt that he had a huge misunderstanding of his "love" for his father.
It seems that there is no hope of starting with a child. Levi thought for a long time, and decided that it will rain and Niang wants to marry, so let him go. Anyway, Jiao Lei has a lot of blood, so Yu Tianhe shouldn't be able to kill him... right?
After lighting a wax for a good friend, Levi went back to his room to write today's update. "My Mother Loves the World" has published more than 20 words, and the reading volume is steadily increasing.Probably due to his personality, Levi's writing has always been lukewarm, and it's the same when writing about Gongdou this time. The 20 words are filled with a harmonious and warm atmosphere, which can be regarded as a miracle in the industry.
After writing the update, it was past ten o'clock. Levi took a shower and went to bed, stretched comfortably, and began to read the comments.
Lily belongs to the niche among the niche. Because the authors are scarce, readers love them very much. Few people find fault in the text, and most of them encourage spreading flowers.
I don’t know when it started, Zong Ming’s reader ID led to a strange trend. After “Xuanyuan Piao Piao’s Wife”, Levi’s texts appeared “Xuanyuan Piao Piao’s Concubine”, “Xuan Yuan Piao Piao’s "Spare Tire", "Xuanyuan Piaopiao's Father-in-Law" and other serial IDs, now his top list has been completely occupied by "Friends and Relatives", and even the Omega girl has changed her name to "Xuanyuan Piaopiao's Cousin".
Zong Ming was delighted with this spectacle, claiming that he has formed a brand, and that if Levi's is listed on Nasdaq in the future, he should be given at least 20.00% of the original shares.
Levi's thinks that going public is nonsense, and it's almost the same as hanging himself.
At exactly eleven o'clock, Zong Ming came back from the gym downstairs. With a small drop of water on his head, he poked his mobile phone and asked, "When will the empress and the imperial concubine fight each other? You wrote 20 words, why are the two still shooting in the dark?" , I'm dying of waiting!"
You, an old man in his 30s, why do you like watching women tearing up so much?Levi's was also convinced in capital letters, saying: "Don't tear it up, they will shake hands and form a deputy CP to become the queen mother together after [-] words."
"Ah?" Zong Ming lay down beside him, and said disappointedly, "Your way of writing is wrong, it completely violates the psychological needs of readers, no wonder you haven't been lukewarm after writing for so many years, come on, come on, my husband will write for you." My idea, I guarantee you will be a big hit in the Sun Wearing Gold List!"
"Thank you, I won't be any longer." Levi's sternly refused, and sincerely suggested, "Why don't you write it yourself? Let me give you a pseudonym, Xuanyuan Rourou, and I will lend you my husband's thigh to hug you. Stay for two or three years!"
"Who will be your husband?!" Zong Ming flicked his ear, "It's getting smaller and smaller. How old are you and you want to be on my head?"
"Nianxia is so cute...Ahhh, let me go!" Levi struggled with his head in his arms, but he was not his opponent at all. He rolled from the bed to the ground, then rolled to the window, and was finally pressed and bounced several times , the ears are red.
Zong Ming's cell phone rang, and Yu Tianhe sent a protest: "Can such a big bed not fit the two of you? You have to do it on the floor. How can others sleep when it's so loud? What time is it?"
Zong Ming hung up the phone, dragged Levi's back to the bed, and earnestly taught: "In the future, the leader should not evade corporal punishment, so as not to cause protests from passers-by."
Li Weisi covered his ears and inhaled, Zong Ming's eyes flashed, and he suddenly said: "The divorced old widower is very angry. Let's help him register as a user on Baihe.com?"
"..." Levi said sincerely, "You should accumulate some virtue."
Zong Ming thought for a while, then nodded: "Yeah, let's accumulate some virtue, don't harm the masses of blind daters, and ghosts like Yu Tianhe should masturbate by themselves."
Levi's sincerely praised their friendship.
The next Saturday, Zong Ming called Bai Xiaolei after breakfast and told Levi that he was going to the police station for a case briefing.Levi went downstairs to drive, and happened to meet Yu Tianhe taking Yu Guo downstairs. The father and son were wearing parent-child football uniforms, looking handsome and harmonious.
Yu Tianhe usually wears formal clothes. Because of his slender frame and fair skin, he looks a bit fragile. Who knows that he has a very good figure in short-sleeved shorts. The muscles in his arms and legs are quite large, and his chest muscles seem to be good. Under the sportswear Emphasizes a beautiful silhouette.
"Want to play football?" Levi picked up the football and bounced it a few times.Yu Tianhe stretched out his feet to catch the football, fluently flipped a flower on his toes, and his posture was very chic, "The weather is fine, let's take the children to exercise... Let's play together next time when we have time."
"Okay." Li Weisi rubbed Yu Guo's hair, just as Jiao Lei came out after washing the dishes, Yu Tianhe Danfeng narrowed his eyes and shouted, "Jiao Lei, come and play football with us."
"Ah?" Jiao Lei was a little frightened, he didn't expect to have this honor, obviously last night Yu Tianhe wanted to poke him to death with an eye knife.
Flattered to reply: "Okay, okay."
"Go and change." Yu Tianhe waved his hand and said, "I'll take Yu Guo to warm up first."
Jiao Lei let out an "oh" and walked away with one hand and one foot.Levi's intuition felt that a very strange murderous aura was overflowing from Tianhe's body, and said very wittily: "Then let's go first!"
Yu Tianhe smiled and waved: "Goodbye!"
He Zongming drove the car out of Shihu Farm, and Levi asked worriedly: "Brother Yu won't fight Jiao Lei, right? Don't you think they seem to be at odds?"
"Let's call." Zong Ming didn't think it was a big deal when he watched the excitement, "I've been thinking who can kill who among them!"
Levi's can only lament the golden friendship between him and Yu Tianhe: "Can Brother Yu be Jiao Lei's opponent?"
"He has studied judo for more than ten years, and he even won the national championship of the lightweight amateur group a few years ago." Zong Ming said, "Although there are not many talented people in Belgium with a big fart, he is also a national champion after all, isn't it?"
"That's it..." Levi couldn't help feeling sad, but unfortunately, he had to go to the police station for a meeting, so he couldn't witness the gay judo fight with the Predator.
At 09:30 in the morning, the whole team of Sun Meng's murder case met in the conference room of the police station.Bai Xiaolei reported the progress of the case in the past week. He took people to sort out Sun Meng's social relationship before she was born, visited some acquaintances with whom she had quarrels, and then investigated Chang Xiaodong's relatives and friends.Now it is basically confirmed that the suspect is not in the three-dimensional network of the deceased, and should be an enemy formed on the Internet.
"According to the information provided by Director Zong, we have jointly investigated the suspicious ID 'Tianxing Tianqing' with the website, and now we confirm that the original owner has passed away. This is a ghost number." Bai Xiaolei said, "Since Sun Meng's memorial service, this ghost number He disappeared, and we suspect that he may have registered another ID to continue lurking on the website."
Levi couldn't help frowning. If the suspect changed his vest and couldn't track down his IP address, wouldn't he be caught forever?
Bai Xiaolei immediately answered his question: "ID and IP can be changed, but people's behavior habits cannot be changed. In order to find out the suspect's new identity, our experts did a detailed research on his messages in the past period of time, and concluded After learning his language habits, reading preferences, online time, etc., he has made a crawling software, and has notified the website to hang on the server. In the future, as long as there are messages similar to his, the server will call the police and directly grab his ID and IP."
Tall!Levi's spirit perked up.Bai Xiaolei went on to say: "Manual reconnaissance will continue, especially to keep an eye on popular authors. The suspect's methods are cruel, and he is likely to attack other authors. Once it is found that someone has stopped updating for no reason, or their style has changed drastically, immediately notify the website and communicate with their emergency contacts. , the tragedy must not be allowed to happen again.”
Several other detectives spoke one by one, expressing some of their own opinions, after which Bai Xiaolei asked everyone to break up, and held another small meeting with Zong Ming and Levi's.
Zong Ming told Bai Xiaolei what he and Levi's had scouted in the past week, and said: "We think Qian Zhuomin is suspicious, but there is no evidence now, 'Youth Without Regrets' may have grasped something, but out of self-interest They will not easily cooperate with us—they are star institutions in the local area, and they are more protective locally.”
Bai Xiaolei understood in seconds: "I'll contact the local police station and transfer Lu Xingqing's information first. As for Qian Zhuomin, you've already read the school's internal information anyway, and we'll take action after we get some evidence. It's a bit tougher."
Zong Ming nodded and said: "The biggest problem now is that there is no way to connect the ghost number with Qian Zhuomin. My information officer is checking his Internet traces, but it is very difficult. His cleaning work is very good, almost Can't find anything."
"He's a master." Bai Xiaolei sighed, "I might as well send a group of people to watch him for a while, 24-hour monitoring, as long as he has a problem, he will definitely show his fox's tail."
Zong Ming agreed, and Bai Xiaolei immediately ordered a group of people to go to the city where Qian Zhuomin was located to start surveillance.
At 04:30 in the afternoon, the monitoring team was in place, and the police station over there also sent over Lu Xingqing's information. Zong Ming and Bai Xiaolei did some research and found nothing wrong. Whether she committed suicide or was an accident, the forensic examination results were the same --Drug allergy.
Before dinner, Levi and Zong Ming returned to Shihu Farm.When I entered the house, the house was quiet, there was no expected life-and-death PK, the grass was still the grass, the goal was the goal, and Barton was dozing lonely in the kennel.
"Okay..." Zong Ming seemed a little regretful, shrugged and went upstairs.Levi walked into the kitchen and saw Jiao Lei sitting on a high chair with a sullen face, cutting up a huge piece of beef. Judging by his expression, he seemed to have some sworn hatred with this cow.
"What's the matter?" Levi asked, "Why are you so sad? Are you unhappy playing football?"
Jiao Lei glanced at him and sighed: "If you were shot thirty times in a row, would you be happy?"
"..." Levi didn't expect Yu Tianhe to be so powerful, "You shoot him too."
"I really want to!" Jiao Lei thumped his chest, "Damn it, I didn't ejaculate any of them!"
What followed was half an hour of complaints. After Jiao Lei’s narration full of modal particles, Levi’s finally figured out the truth—after they left in the morning, Yu Tianhe played double football with Jiao Lei in the name of teaching his son to play football. In the battle, after an hour of PK, he was successfully tortured into a Xiang, not only hooking him with various hooks and running around the grass for hundreds of laps, but also successfully crushing his self-esteem with skillful skills, shooting thirty times in a row hair.
Afterwards, Yu Tianhe's face was flushed, Jiao Lei was panting like a cow, and doctor Yu mercilessly gave him a supercilious look and a two-word negative review: "Trash!"
Then the waste butler was depressed all afternoon, and he hasn't recovered yet.
"It's embarrassing." Jiao Lei vented his anger on the beef, "He must have done it on purpose. He knew he was good at football, so he used this to crush me. Didn't you see his last roll of eyes? To heaven!"
Levi's could only pat his shoulder to comfort him: "Isn't it just a kick? Don't worry about it so much. Friendship comes first and competition comes second."
Jiao Lei gave him a "hehe".Levi's advised him again: "That's fine, what you said last night offended him, and today he vented his anger on you, so he won't hold grudges against you in the future."
Jiao Lei finally regained some blood, nodded, and then beat his chest again: "But today I was ashamed in front of Yu Guo, and he will never worship me as much as before!"
Levi's didn't expect him to be so interested in Mrs. Xiaozheng, so he hurriedly said: "Why, Yu Guo is a loyal fan of you. Haven't you noticed that he speaks in a Northeast way now? Look, it's only been a few days, his French The accent is overwhelmed by your scumbag!"
Jiao Lei thought about it for a while, and he returned to his body with confidence, and hugged Reeves tightly: "Sisi, you are so kind, I am comforted by you, you are really my little angel!"
At the same moment, in the big bedroom on the second floor, Zong Ming was also asking Yu Tianhe: "Why are you living longer and getting back? How serious are you with a stunned little club ten years younger than you?"
Gritting his teeth, Yu Tianhe rubbed his over-exercised waist, and threw a plaster to Zong Ming: "Put it on for me, or I won't be able to move tomorrow... I just hate his idiot! Straight man has cancer, I want to give him chemotherapy!"
Zong Ming suppressed a smile and put a plaster on him, and asked, "You want to beat him up and hit him right away, isn't your judo better than football?"
"Judo? Who wants to play next to him, the cancer cells have spread to my body!" Yu Tianhe sneered, "Besides, only football is shot!"
"...you are so obscene." Zong Ming slapped him on the waist, "You actually shot a straight man thirty times, tsk tsk!"
Yu Tianhe took a deep breath, and kicked Fa Xiao away: "Get out! This is my waist, not Xingmu, please shoot me!"
"You actually said swear words!" Zong Ming shook his head incredulously, "This housekeeper deserves it, and he also provides swear language training. Once you say the word 'beg', I feel that you are more down-to-earth and very kind!"
Yu Tianhe: "..." Damn mentally retarded!
In the next few days, the weather was calm, the crawling software did not catch any suspicious readers, and the team sent by Bai Xiaolei did not monitor Qian Zhuomin's abnormality.In order to lure the snake out of the hole, the website specially organized an official memorial service for the Bohai White Banshee, and the Ghost did not show up to spoil the situation.
He seemed to smell danger, and suddenly couldn't get out.
Levi's life has temporarily returned to a normal rhythm. During the day, he deduces the case with Zong Ming, learns criminal investigation techniques, writes updates at night, and interacts with readers.Jiao Lei taught him the basic posture for a while, and finally let him formally shoot the target.Zong Ming's 92-style is very easy to use, and after a few days, his aim can be seen very well, and he was highly praised by the waste steward: "Better than me!"
Before you know it, a week has passed and another weekend has passed.This day, Levi's finished his workout and was about to go to bed when he returned to the bedroom when the WeChat rang, and the Omega girl called him: [Ma'am, are you busy? 】
Lying on the bed, Levi replied: [I just took a shower, how are you doing?Is the training going well?When are you coming back? 】
[I'm exhausted, but it's finally over. 】Girl Omega sent him a crying face with tears of joy, saying, 【We have a concert next week, and we can go home after it's over! 】
[Okay, when I come back, I will treat you to dinner and comfort you. ] Levi said, thinking of her rich and powerful mother, and then thinking of Zong Ming's COS bodyguard, he couldn't help smiling, 【Unfortunately, I can't hear your concert, what a pity. 】
【Next time, I will listen to you alone. 】Omega said, 【Actually, there is nothing good about the recital. The cellists are all behind, and I can’t see clearly. My beauty is in vain. 】
Reeves laughed out loud and sent her an eye-rolling emoji.Omega smiled and said: [Madam, have you read the article written by 'Sha Onion'? 】
Levi's had vaguely heard of this name, looked it up on the app, and remembered - this "Sha Onion" is also an old author in Jinjiang, who has been focusing on cute essays for 100 years, and has written sweet urban love essays for several years. This book has been made into a silly, white and sweet idol drama.
[I haven't seen it, what's the matter? 】
【She changed her style recently. 】Omega said, 【Her new article is actually Lily sadomasochism, domineering president x flirtatious slut, I only found out after 10,000+ words, Emma ruined the three views! 】
[BG has such a high income, she is crazy to write about Lily? ] Levi's was very surprised. When he opened Sha Cong's new article, he found that it was tagged with "Sadomasochism", and a bunch of readers below were crying and begging for candy.
【It's also because she stopped updating recently and was linked to on Weibo, so I didn't know that she changed her genre. 】Omega said, 【Ma'am, do you think she will be the same as Mrs. Kraken, and she will get a headache when she writes sadomasochism? 】
"It should be... isn't it?" Levi thinks that Yu Tianhe's aesthetic Jiao Lei should be safer, but... the world is unpredictable, what if one day he turns out to be cute?
Jiao Lei found out that he was using interrogative sentences, which made him even more horrified. He accidentally grabbed dog food while feeding the cat, causing Rommel to be so angry that he kicked over the cat bowl and went out to wander.Montgomery was particularly sad, squatting on the window cos Wangfushi for half an hour.
After the meal, Levi took Patton out for a walk, and inspected Jiao Lei's newly organized flower garden in the backyard - because Yu Tianhe had a serious prejudice against crops, he planted some ornamental fruit trees in the garden It is expected that they will be able to eat fresh pomegranates, walnuts and jujubes next fall.
Patton was very satisfied with this, and enthusiastically watered the saplings.
After walking the dog, Jiao Lei was still cleaning the kitchen. Levi could see the panic from his back, he hesitated, and decided to save the fate of his good friend.
The only person in this world who could appease Yu Tianhe's anger was probably Yu Guo, so Levi's knocked on the door of the children's room.Meng Zhengtai is finishing his unshakable math training every day. He is very happy to see Levi's coming in, so he grabs him and asks for a PK.
李维斯看着“2012平方-2011平方+2010平方-……-1平方=?”这种反人类的题目,对自己的智商产生了巨大的怀疑,5分钟后举手投降。
"It turns out that you are too early to die..." Yu Guo sighed sadly, gave up on torturing him, and took out his little scientific notebook to yell at him, "Look at the spinach record I made!"
Levi's looked through it and found that the little guy was doing well, each note was accompanied by a photo, and he asked an adult to help him write detailed observation records.
The first two articles were written by Jiao Lei. The handwriting is rough and majestic, and the words and sentences are full of strong Errenzhuan style.The latter two articles have beautiful handwriting, obviously written by Yu Tianhe, with some French mixed in between the texts, completely retaining Yu Guo's dictation style.
Just from the spinach notes, you can smell the looming smell of gunpowder between them, which shows that these two people are really at odds with each other.Levi's rewarded Yu Guo with an armored warrior sticker, and asked persuasively for the sake of world peace: "Yu Guo, how is your father and your Uncle Stone getting along recently?"
"Very good." Yu Guo said innocently, "They always have endless things to talk about, and they talk from morning to night, and my dad laughs when they talk."
Levi was very surprised, and then saw Yu Guo imitate Yu Tianhe's signature sneer, narrowed his big eyes and threw two throwing knives, sighed: "They are very dear, my father never made my father laugh like this before I was happy."
Levi's: "..." Are you sure your dad was smiling happily and not mocking coldly?
Full of worry, he told Yu Guo: "If you see your father and your Uncle Shitou alone together, and it looks like they are going to fight, you must notify me immediately, OK?"
"Let them call." Yu Guo said frankly, "Uncle Shitou said last time, don't be foolish about things that can be solved by hand. My dad even praised him as 'interesting'!"
Levi's black line: "That shouldn't be a compliment, right?"
"Why not?" Yu Guo said, "Every time I show my dad a new handicraft, he always praises me like that. Uncle Shitou is as interesting as I am, and Dad loves us very much!"
"..." Levi felt that he had a huge misunderstanding of his "love" for his father.
It seems that there is no hope of starting with a child. Levi thought for a long time, and decided that it will rain and Niang wants to marry, so let him go. Anyway, Jiao Lei has a lot of blood, so Yu Tianhe shouldn't be able to kill him... right?
After lighting a wax for a good friend, Levi went back to his room to write today's update. "My Mother Loves the World" has published more than 20 words, and the reading volume is steadily increasing.Probably due to his personality, Levi's writing has always been lukewarm, and it's the same when writing about Gongdou this time. The 20 words are filled with a harmonious and warm atmosphere, which can be regarded as a miracle in the industry.
After writing the update, it was past ten o'clock. Levi took a shower and went to bed, stretched comfortably, and began to read the comments.
Lily belongs to the niche among the niche. Because the authors are scarce, readers love them very much. Few people find fault in the text, and most of them encourage spreading flowers.
I don’t know when it started, Zong Ming’s reader ID led to a strange trend. After “Xuanyuan Piao Piao’s Wife”, Levi’s texts appeared “Xuanyuan Piao Piao’s Concubine”, “Xuan Yuan Piao Piao’s "Spare Tire", "Xuanyuan Piaopiao's Father-in-Law" and other serial IDs, now his top list has been completely occupied by "Friends and Relatives", and even the Omega girl has changed her name to "Xuanyuan Piaopiao's Cousin".
Zong Ming was delighted with this spectacle, claiming that he has formed a brand, and that if Levi's is listed on Nasdaq in the future, he should be given at least 20.00% of the original shares.
Levi's thinks that going public is nonsense, and it's almost the same as hanging himself.
At exactly eleven o'clock, Zong Ming came back from the gym downstairs. With a small drop of water on his head, he poked his mobile phone and asked, "When will the empress and the imperial concubine fight each other? You wrote 20 words, why are the two still shooting in the dark?" , I'm dying of waiting!"
You, an old man in his 30s, why do you like watching women tearing up so much?Levi's was also convinced in capital letters, saying: "Don't tear it up, they will shake hands and form a deputy CP to become the queen mother together after [-] words."
"Ah?" Zong Ming lay down beside him, and said disappointedly, "Your way of writing is wrong, it completely violates the psychological needs of readers, no wonder you haven't been lukewarm after writing for so many years, come on, come on, my husband will write for you." My idea, I guarantee you will be a big hit in the Sun Wearing Gold List!"
"Thank you, I won't be any longer." Levi's sternly refused, and sincerely suggested, "Why don't you write it yourself? Let me give you a pseudonym, Xuanyuan Rourou, and I will lend you my husband's thigh to hug you. Stay for two or three years!"
"Who will be your husband?!" Zong Ming flicked his ear, "It's getting smaller and smaller. How old are you and you want to be on my head?"
"Nianxia is so cute...Ahhh, let me go!" Levi struggled with his head in his arms, but he was not his opponent at all. He rolled from the bed to the ground, then rolled to the window, and was finally pressed and bounced several times , the ears are red.
Zong Ming's cell phone rang, and Yu Tianhe sent a protest: "Can such a big bed not fit the two of you? You have to do it on the floor. How can others sleep when it's so loud? What time is it?"
Zong Ming hung up the phone, dragged Levi's back to the bed, and earnestly taught: "In the future, the leader should not evade corporal punishment, so as not to cause protests from passers-by."
Li Weisi covered his ears and inhaled, Zong Ming's eyes flashed, and he suddenly said: "The divorced old widower is very angry. Let's help him register as a user on Baihe.com?"
"..." Levi said sincerely, "You should accumulate some virtue."
Zong Ming thought for a while, then nodded: "Yeah, let's accumulate some virtue, don't harm the masses of blind daters, and ghosts like Yu Tianhe should masturbate by themselves."
Levi's sincerely praised their friendship.
The next Saturday, Zong Ming called Bai Xiaolei after breakfast and told Levi that he was going to the police station for a case briefing.Levi went downstairs to drive, and happened to meet Yu Tianhe taking Yu Guo downstairs. The father and son were wearing parent-child football uniforms, looking handsome and harmonious.
Yu Tianhe usually wears formal clothes. Because of his slender frame and fair skin, he looks a bit fragile. Who knows that he has a very good figure in short-sleeved shorts. The muscles in his arms and legs are quite large, and his chest muscles seem to be good. Under the sportswear Emphasizes a beautiful silhouette.
"Want to play football?" Levi picked up the football and bounced it a few times.Yu Tianhe stretched out his feet to catch the football, fluently flipped a flower on his toes, and his posture was very chic, "The weather is fine, let's take the children to exercise... Let's play together next time when we have time."
"Okay." Li Weisi rubbed Yu Guo's hair, just as Jiao Lei came out after washing the dishes, Yu Tianhe Danfeng narrowed his eyes and shouted, "Jiao Lei, come and play football with us."
"Ah?" Jiao Lei was a little frightened, he didn't expect to have this honor, obviously last night Yu Tianhe wanted to poke him to death with an eye knife.
Flattered to reply: "Okay, okay."
"Go and change." Yu Tianhe waved his hand and said, "I'll take Yu Guo to warm up first."
Jiao Lei let out an "oh" and walked away with one hand and one foot.Levi's intuition felt that a very strange murderous aura was overflowing from Tianhe's body, and said very wittily: "Then let's go first!"
Yu Tianhe smiled and waved: "Goodbye!"
He Zongming drove the car out of Shihu Farm, and Levi asked worriedly: "Brother Yu won't fight Jiao Lei, right? Don't you think they seem to be at odds?"
"Let's call." Zong Ming didn't think it was a big deal when he watched the excitement, "I've been thinking who can kill who among them!"
Levi's can only lament the golden friendship between him and Yu Tianhe: "Can Brother Yu be Jiao Lei's opponent?"
"He has studied judo for more than ten years, and he even won the national championship of the lightweight amateur group a few years ago." Zong Ming said, "Although there are not many talented people in Belgium with a big fart, he is also a national champion after all, isn't it?"
"That's it..." Levi couldn't help feeling sad, but unfortunately, he had to go to the police station for a meeting, so he couldn't witness the gay judo fight with the Predator.
At 09:30 in the morning, the whole team of Sun Meng's murder case met in the conference room of the police station.Bai Xiaolei reported the progress of the case in the past week. He took people to sort out Sun Meng's social relationship before she was born, visited some acquaintances with whom she had quarrels, and then investigated Chang Xiaodong's relatives and friends.Now it is basically confirmed that the suspect is not in the three-dimensional network of the deceased, and should be an enemy formed on the Internet.
"According to the information provided by Director Zong, we have jointly investigated the suspicious ID 'Tianxing Tianqing' with the website, and now we confirm that the original owner has passed away. This is a ghost number." Bai Xiaolei said, "Since Sun Meng's memorial service, this ghost number He disappeared, and we suspect that he may have registered another ID to continue lurking on the website."
Levi couldn't help frowning. If the suspect changed his vest and couldn't track down his IP address, wouldn't he be caught forever?
Bai Xiaolei immediately answered his question: "ID and IP can be changed, but people's behavior habits cannot be changed. In order to find out the suspect's new identity, our experts did a detailed research on his messages in the past period of time, and concluded After learning his language habits, reading preferences, online time, etc., he has made a crawling software, and has notified the website to hang on the server. In the future, as long as there are messages similar to his, the server will call the police and directly grab his ID and IP."
Tall!Levi's spirit perked up.Bai Xiaolei went on to say: "Manual reconnaissance will continue, especially to keep an eye on popular authors. The suspect's methods are cruel, and he is likely to attack other authors. Once it is found that someone has stopped updating for no reason, or their style has changed drastically, immediately notify the website and communicate with their emergency contacts. , the tragedy must not be allowed to happen again.”
Several other detectives spoke one by one, expressing some of their own opinions, after which Bai Xiaolei asked everyone to break up, and held another small meeting with Zong Ming and Levi's.
Zong Ming told Bai Xiaolei what he and Levi's had scouted in the past week, and said: "We think Qian Zhuomin is suspicious, but there is no evidence now, 'Youth Without Regrets' may have grasped something, but out of self-interest They will not easily cooperate with us—they are star institutions in the local area, and they are more protective locally.”
Bai Xiaolei understood in seconds: "I'll contact the local police station and transfer Lu Xingqing's information first. As for Qian Zhuomin, you've already read the school's internal information anyway, and we'll take action after we get some evidence. It's a bit tougher."
Zong Ming nodded and said: "The biggest problem now is that there is no way to connect the ghost number with Qian Zhuomin. My information officer is checking his Internet traces, but it is very difficult. His cleaning work is very good, almost Can't find anything."
"He's a master." Bai Xiaolei sighed, "I might as well send a group of people to watch him for a while, 24-hour monitoring, as long as he has a problem, he will definitely show his fox's tail."
Zong Ming agreed, and Bai Xiaolei immediately ordered a group of people to go to the city where Qian Zhuomin was located to start surveillance.
At 04:30 in the afternoon, the monitoring team was in place, and the police station over there also sent over Lu Xingqing's information. Zong Ming and Bai Xiaolei did some research and found nothing wrong. Whether she committed suicide or was an accident, the forensic examination results were the same --Drug allergy.
Before dinner, Levi and Zong Ming returned to Shihu Farm.When I entered the house, the house was quiet, there was no expected life-and-death PK, the grass was still the grass, the goal was the goal, and Barton was dozing lonely in the kennel.
"Okay..." Zong Ming seemed a little regretful, shrugged and went upstairs.Levi walked into the kitchen and saw Jiao Lei sitting on a high chair with a sullen face, cutting up a huge piece of beef. Judging by his expression, he seemed to have some sworn hatred with this cow.
"What's the matter?" Levi asked, "Why are you so sad? Are you unhappy playing football?"
Jiao Lei glanced at him and sighed: "If you were shot thirty times in a row, would you be happy?"
"..." Levi didn't expect Yu Tianhe to be so powerful, "You shoot him too."
"I really want to!" Jiao Lei thumped his chest, "Damn it, I didn't ejaculate any of them!"
What followed was half an hour of complaints. After Jiao Lei’s narration full of modal particles, Levi’s finally figured out the truth—after they left in the morning, Yu Tianhe played double football with Jiao Lei in the name of teaching his son to play football. In the battle, after an hour of PK, he was successfully tortured into a Xiang, not only hooking him with various hooks and running around the grass for hundreds of laps, but also successfully crushing his self-esteem with skillful skills, shooting thirty times in a row hair.
Afterwards, Yu Tianhe's face was flushed, Jiao Lei was panting like a cow, and doctor Yu mercilessly gave him a supercilious look and a two-word negative review: "Trash!"
Then the waste butler was depressed all afternoon, and he hasn't recovered yet.
"It's embarrassing." Jiao Lei vented his anger on the beef, "He must have done it on purpose. He knew he was good at football, so he used this to crush me. Didn't you see his last roll of eyes? To heaven!"
Levi's could only pat his shoulder to comfort him: "Isn't it just a kick? Don't worry about it so much. Friendship comes first and competition comes second."
Jiao Lei gave him a "hehe".Levi's advised him again: "That's fine, what you said last night offended him, and today he vented his anger on you, so he won't hold grudges against you in the future."
Jiao Lei finally regained some blood, nodded, and then beat his chest again: "But today I was ashamed in front of Yu Guo, and he will never worship me as much as before!"
Levi's didn't expect him to be so interested in Mrs. Xiaozheng, so he hurriedly said: "Why, Yu Guo is a loyal fan of you. Haven't you noticed that he speaks in a Northeast way now? Look, it's only been a few days, his French The accent is overwhelmed by your scumbag!"
Jiao Lei thought about it for a while, and he returned to his body with confidence, and hugged Reeves tightly: "Sisi, you are so kind, I am comforted by you, you are really my little angel!"
At the same moment, in the big bedroom on the second floor, Zong Ming was also asking Yu Tianhe: "Why are you living longer and getting back? How serious are you with a stunned little club ten years younger than you?"
Gritting his teeth, Yu Tianhe rubbed his over-exercised waist, and threw a plaster to Zong Ming: "Put it on for me, or I won't be able to move tomorrow... I just hate his idiot! Straight man has cancer, I want to give him chemotherapy!"
Zong Ming suppressed a smile and put a plaster on him, and asked, "You want to beat him up and hit him right away, isn't your judo better than football?"
"Judo? Who wants to play next to him, the cancer cells have spread to my body!" Yu Tianhe sneered, "Besides, only football is shot!"
"...you are so obscene." Zong Ming slapped him on the waist, "You actually shot a straight man thirty times, tsk tsk!"
Yu Tianhe took a deep breath, and kicked Fa Xiao away: "Get out! This is my waist, not Xingmu, please shoot me!"
"You actually said swear words!" Zong Ming shook his head incredulously, "This housekeeper deserves it, and he also provides swear language training. Once you say the word 'beg', I feel that you are more down-to-earth and very kind!"
Yu Tianhe: "..." Damn mentally retarded!
In the next few days, the weather was calm, the crawling software did not catch any suspicious readers, and the team sent by Bai Xiaolei did not monitor Qian Zhuomin's abnormality.In order to lure the snake out of the hole, the website specially organized an official memorial service for the Bohai White Banshee, and the Ghost did not show up to spoil the situation.
He seemed to smell danger, and suddenly couldn't get out.
Levi's life has temporarily returned to a normal rhythm. During the day, he deduces the case with Zong Ming, learns criminal investigation techniques, writes updates at night, and interacts with readers.Jiao Lei taught him the basic posture for a while, and finally let him formally shoot the target.Zong Ming's 92-style is very easy to use, and after a few days, his aim can be seen very well, and he was highly praised by the waste steward: "Better than me!"
Before you know it, a week has passed and another weekend has passed.This day, Levi's finished his workout and was about to go to bed when he returned to the bedroom when the WeChat rang, and the Omega girl called him: [Ma'am, are you busy? 】
Lying on the bed, Levi replied: [I just took a shower, how are you doing?Is the training going well?When are you coming back? 】
[I'm exhausted, but it's finally over. 】Girl Omega sent him a crying face with tears of joy, saying, 【We have a concert next week, and we can go home after it's over! 】
[Okay, when I come back, I will treat you to dinner and comfort you. ] Levi said, thinking of her rich and powerful mother, and then thinking of Zong Ming's COS bodyguard, he couldn't help smiling, 【Unfortunately, I can't hear your concert, what a pity. 】
【Next time, I will listen to you alone. 】Omega said, 【Actually, there is nothing good about the recital. The cellists are all behind, and I can’t see clearly. My beauty is in vain. 】
Reeves laughed out loud and sent her an eye-rolling emoji.Omega smiled and said: [Madam, have you read the article written by 'Sha Onion'? 】
Levi's had vaguely heard of this name, looked it up on the app, and remembered - this "Sha Onion" is also an old author in Jinjiang, who has been focusing on cute essays for 100 years, and has written sweet urban love essays for several years. This book has been made into a silly, white and sweet idol drama.
[I haven't seen it, what's the matter? 】
【She changed her style recently. 】Omega said, 【Her new article is actually Lily sadomasochism, domineering president x flirtatious slut, I only found out after 10,000+ words, Emma ruined the three views! 】
[BG has such a high income, she is crazy to write about Lily? ] Levi's was very surprised. When he opened Sha Cong's new article, he found that it was tagged with "Sadomasochism", and a bunch of readers below were crying and begging for candy.
【It's also because she stopped updating recently and was linked to on Weibo, so I didn't know that she changed her genre. 】Omega said, 【Ma'am, do you think she will be the same as Mrs. Kraken, and she will get a headache when she writes sadomasochism? 】
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