ex-husband high energy

Tang house.

Tang Hui sat on the sofa with a dark face, next to the anxious Xiao Erhei, and the stunned old lady Tang.

"Are you sure this is Xiao Yi?" Tang Hui looked at the slightly blurred face on the phone and couldn't believe his eyes.

"It's him, that's right." Xiao Erhei was sweating profusely, "I saw him go into the bathroom, and then he came out like this! I know the suspender skirt he is wearing. I bought it at the mall after learning the piano at noon the day before yesterday. of."

Tang Hui was in a bad mood, but the old lady Tang was still calm, picked up the phone and looked at it carefully for a long time, and said, "It's so beautiful..."

"Mom!" Tang Hui said, "What time is it, you still say such nonsense, what's wrong with Xiao Yi, how can you pretend to be a girl?"

The old lady Tang sighed: "How do I know... What kind of disease is this? Is it a transvestite? Do you want to take him to the hospital?"

Tang Hui asked Xiao Erhei: "Has this happened before? Does he often pretend to be a girl?"

"No, no, right?" Xiao Erhei hesitated, "For the manga show in June, he lost a bet with his classmates and wore a maid outfit once. Other than that, I've never seen him pretending to be a girl."

"Yeah, how is that possible." Mrs. Tang also said, "If he often pretends to be a girl, why would he spend the last two days buying so many clothes, shoes and cosmetics?"

"Then what the hell is he doing?" Tang Hui's head was as big as a bucket, "Why does he pretend to be a girl for some reason?"

Xiao Erhei hesitated for a moment, and said, "Well, I think, he might be doing it for that man, right?"

"What do you mean?"

"Could it be that Xiaoyi likes that guy, so he pretends to be a girl to date him?" Xiao Erhei said cautiously, "To be honest, that guy is pretty handsome, about 1.8 meters tall, with shabby legs Long, and a bit of mixed race, soft-spoken, and can warm up girls when they smile... If I were Xiao Yi, I would also be tempted."

Tang Hui's face became more and more ugly: "You mean that Xiao Yi pretends to be a girl to get along with him?"

"I, I just guessed randomly." Xiao Erhei said in a low voice, "But they are indeed quite right when they stand together, like a golden boy and a jade girl."

"Really?" Mrs. Tang picked up her mobile phone and took a closer look. Unfortunately, Xiao Erhei's camera angle was a bit oblique, and she could only see the profile of the shockingly handsome guy who was dating her son.

"What does he do? What's his name?" Mrs. Tang asked.

"I don't know. I didn't dare to get too close. I didn't hear what they said clearly." Xiao Erhei said, "But I don't think he looks like a bad guy. His clothes are quite plain and his manner is quite refined. He looks like a college student or a teacher. Civil servants or something."

"Civil servants are poor." Mrs. Tang was already worried about her youngest son's life in the future. "The teachers are also poor, and college teachers are better off."

"He probably doesn't have much money." Xiao Erhei said, "He drives a Geely Panda, [-] to [-] yuan, but I think Xiaoyi likes it very much, sitting on it is very happy, and even took selfies with him .”

"Hey, young people are like this." Old lady Tang sighed, "If Xiaoyi really pretends to be a girl for him, what will happen in the future? People know that he is a man, so they can't have sex with him." Break up...he is so young and innocent, how sad he will be..."

"Enough!" Tang Hui slapped the coffee table angrily, "Where are you talking? Now are we going to solve the problem or go on a blind date?" He said to Mrs. Tang: "Mom, you can't let Xiao Yi mess around anymore, don't you really Do you want him to bring you back a son-in-law?"

The old lady Tang sighed: "Then what should I do? If he just likes men, should he be sent to some kind of behavior correction center for electric shocks? If you dare to have such thoughts, strangle me first!"

Tang Hui looked at the sky speechlessly: "Mom, how old is he, you're sure he's gay?"

"Your own brother, don't you know?" Mrs. Tang continued to sigh, "When did you see him being so attached to someone? From childhood to adulthood, the girls chasing him can line up Binhe Road, he Have you ever looked at one? Look at him these days, either blushing or smirking, playing the violin until midnight, and even the teacher said that he is getting more and more emotional."

Tang Hui supported his forehead.The old lady Tang said: "Since your father left, when has he been so happy? Do you have to make him happy like before? I know you are doing it for his own good, but He has grown up and has his own ideas, you can't treat him as a baby and let him do everything according to your mind."

"Mom." Tang Hui said helplessly, "He's only 16 years old."

"He is 16 years old. Isn't it normal to have a crush on someone?" Mrs. Tang said, "You wrote love letters to the girls in your class when you were 13. Do you think we don't know? Your dad was so angry at the time. If you want to hit you, I told him to keep silent, and I said that as long as the other party is a decent child, you will be in love and be polite, this kind of germination is actually quite beautiful, and it is an indispensable part of life."

The corner of Tang Hui's mouth twitched, and he glanced at Xiao Erhei, who was listening with gusto, who immediately shrunk his huge body down and then hid it in the corner of the sofa.

"Besides, it's useless for parents to object to this kind of thing." Mrs. Tang said, "He is at the age of rebellion. If we handle it a little carelessly, it may push him further away. Xiaohui Ah, Xiao Yi is different from other children, sensitive, suspicious, and terribly stubborn, you can't force yourself."

Tang Hui said distressedly: "Then what do you think, don't you just let it go? That person looks to be in his early twenties, right? He's an adult, and adults are very dangerous!"

"I know." Mrs. Tang frowned, and gritted her teeth for a long time, "Well, let Xiao Erhei find out who he is, if it doesn't work, I will come forward and talk to him, or threaten him, anyway, this matter Absolutely can't start with Xiao Yi, if that person's character is not good, it's better to let him leave Xiao Yi voluntarily."

Tang Hui thought for a while, and had to admit that Jiang was still old and hot. If the other party could retreat and leave his younger brother, even if it cost a little money, it would not hurt the relationship between the family members.

If that person can really be mighty and unyielding, wealthy and not promiscuous, it means that he is a person worth dating, then it is acceptable for Xiao Yi to maintain a relatively pure love relationship with him.

The two hard-pressed parents made a plan for the next one, and the old lady Tang took the initiative to take on the heavy responsibility of intimidation: "You have to fly to the United States tomorrow morning, so leave it to me, anyway, Xiaoyi is going to the imperial capital for training. Well, they won't be able to see each other for a while, so I'll think of a way during this time."

Tang Hui still believed in his mother's combat effectiveness: "Okay, then I will leave it to you. If you have anything to do, please contact me in time."

"Go to the company for a meeting, I'll pack your luggage for you." Mrs. Tang stood up and sighed, "When will someone pack it for you? I knew how to write love letters when I was 13, but I'm still a bachelor at 30. You said how did you live and go back?"

Tang Hui supported his forehead, got up and was about to go to the company, picked up his phone and took a last look at the group of photos, and muttered: "Why do I think this person looks familiar, I seem to have seen it somewhere..."

On the fifth day of the long holiday, Levi's sent Sang Han to the airport.

The hacker in love has pink bubbles all over his body, and even his social disorder seems to be showing signs of improvement.

Levi watched him walk into the terminal, saw him meeting a familiar girl in a denim suspender skirt, and let out a long breath—I can only help you here!

Coming out of the airport, I suddenly received a call from Zong Ming: "Ah Han is gone? Didn't you say you will stay for seven days?"

Levi said vaguely: "Is there something wrong with the school, maybe... when will you come back?"

"Tomorrow morning." Zong Ming said, then changed into a teasing tone, and said, "Piao Piao, remember to update on time!"

Levi was stunned and embarrassed, and said seriously: "I warn you, Zong Ming, you are not allowed to call me by my pseudonym in the future, not at any time or on any occasion!"

"You can't be called by yourself? How nice it sounds, it sounds like a human monster!" Zong Ming laughed on the other end.Levi's could make up his wicked expression across the line, and said angrily, "No way, no way! Otherwise, I'll resign, get divorced, and never have sex with you!"

"It scared me to death." Zong Ming suppressed a smile and said, "Okay, okay, I listen to you, will you stop calling me in the future?"

"You changed your reader ID, you are not allowed to call Xuanyuan Piaopiao's husband!" Levi said.

"What's that called? Xuanyuan Piaopiao's old Gong?" Zong Ming asked, "Gong by Gong?"

"..." Levi's wanted to drop his phone, but he gritted his teeth and said, "Well, you can hug my thigh if you want, and I allow you to be called 'Xuanyuan Piaopiao's wife'."

"Why don't you go to heaven?" Zong Ming sneered.

"Your last chance!" Levi said, "If you don't change it before twelve o'clock tonight, I will commit suicide under a pseudonym!"

"You're very good now, little comrade, you blackmail the leaders one after the other!" Zong Ming said with a smile, and then changed his tone, "Okay, don't talk about these messy things, the leadership time is very precious, there are important The task is entrusted to you!"

Levi's took the blame, and asked angrily, "What task?"

"Pick up someone for me." Zong Ming said, "The plane lands at six o'clock. I'll send you the flight number later. You go directly to the VIP room in Terminal [-] to pick him up. If you can't find him, just ask the flight attendant. Will greet the crew in advance."

It was rare for him to speak so grandly, and Levi asked curiously, "Who? What's his name?"

"Yu Guo." Zong Ming said, "Our data analyst."

The legendary data analyst was dispatched so soon?Li Weisi secretly thought that Zong Ming was indeed the son of the chief executive, and he wanted to give him what he wanted, and wanted to ask for more details. Someone called Zong Ming to go through the formalities, so he hung up the phone, and half a minute later, he sent a WeChat message Come here with the flight number.

Levi's turned around and headed back to the airport, found a corner in the lobby and sat down, while waiting for the flight to land, he swiped the Jinjiang APP.

Opening the backend, the system showed that his No. [-] ID on the overlord list had changed to "Xuanyuan Piaopiao's wife", Zong Ming finally compromised.Levi's looked at the seven big characters and couldn't help laughing.

Opening the favorites, I was surprised to find that the Bohai White Banshee has been updated. The new chapter is not the version he and Tang Yi read yesterday, but a new version written along the original plot, still full of her dark and treacherous charm, thrilling ,fascinating.

It seemed that she had recovered, and Levi called Sun Meng: "Are you okay? Are you feeling better?"

Sun Meng's voice was a little tired, but she was in good spirits: "It's better, thank you and Sister Resistor yesterday. I have been to the hospital this morning, and the doctor checked me and said there is nothing serious."

"That's good," Levi said. "Have you seen a psychiatrist?"

"I consulted with you." Sun Meng said, "He just suggested that I usually get in touch with more people."

"Those stress reactions, such as insomnia and dizziness after an update, are they psychological problems?" Levi's is most concerned about this.

Sun Meng smiled and said: "The doctor said it shouldn't be. Haha, I think it might be late-stage procrastination. Just force yourself to keep updating. I've already thought about it. I'll get a fitness card when I get home. Take a yoga class or something, exercise your body, and get in touch with the crowd by the way. I heard that exercise can produce dopamine, which makes people feel happy, and maybe Kavinka won’t be so hard in the future.”

Levi's agreed: "Exercise really makes people happy and is good for the body. You can try to learn boxing or something, and you can protect yourself in times of crisis."

"Yes, your suggestion is very good." Sun Meng said, "Then I will stop learning yoga and learn boxing. Whoever dares to find fault later, I will punch him flying!"

It seems that she has a lot of resentment towards her ex-boyfriend... Levi asked: "Your ex-boyfriend, he hasn't come looking for trouble again, has he?"

"Not yet." Sun Meng smiled wryly, "but sooner or later he has to come. Let him make trouble. He can't do anything. At most, he stands on the roof and threatens me to jump off the building. I'm used to it. He doesn't want to die anyway. .”

It's unlucky to have such an ex-boyfriend at the booth. Levi can only advise her: "Be careful, your neighborhood is too old, and the security guards add up to thousands of years. I guess there is really no use. You'd better put Set up a quick dial on 110, and if he finds you again, you can call the police directly and let the police clean him up."

Sun Meng agreed one by one, thanked him, and hung up the phone.

Levi's waited for a while, and when the time was almost up, he went to the VIP room designated by Zong Ming to pick up their tall data analyst.

When I opened the door, there was no one, to be precise, no adults. In the spacious and comfortable VIP lounge, there was only a seven or eight-year-old boy sitting in the sofa chair by the window.

The little boy is a Chinese-foreign mixed-race, beautiful beyond heaven, with golden-brown curly hair, big dark brown eyes, snow-white skin, bright red lips, wearing a well-made three-piece suit, like a Q version of Professor X, which is unique to European aristocrats. There is no one who is forced!

A stewardess asked: "Are you Mr. Li? Are you here to pick up Mr. Yu?"

"Uh, yes." Levi took out his ID to show her, "I was ordered to pick up Mr. Yu Guo, did he get off the plane?"

"Mr. Hugo." The stewardess said respectfully to Mengzheng in the sofa chair by the window, "Your guardian sent someone to pick you up."

Levi's: "..."

Meng Zhengtai: "..."

After staring at each other for five seconds, Mr. Hugo stood up with a serious face, looked up at Levi's, and spoke fluent Chinese: "Where's Zong Ming?"

"Uh...he won't be back until tomorrow morning, and entrusted me to pick you up." Levi said, paused, and asked in disbelief, "Are you the data analysis expert he said, Mr. Yu Guo?"

Meng Zhengtai looked at him with her small face up, and said inexplicably: "I don't know, I only know that my name is Yu Guo."

Levi's intuition that Zong Ming might be acting like a demon again, so he said helplessly, "Maybe he didn't make it clear to me, anyway, let's go home first, he meant to let you and me go back to Stone Lake Farm, right?"

Meng Zhengtai nodded: "Is Barton okay?"

"It's fine," Levi said. "Rommel is fine, too."

"Has Rommel abandoned Zongming yet?" Yu Guo was a little surprised, "I thought it would have returned to Meow Star long ago."

"...Probably, there is true love in the world." Levi said sweating profusely.

Five minutes later, Levi's carried Meng Zhengtai's Captain America backpack, dragged his Deadpool trolley case, and connected him to his auspicious panda.Yu Guo looked left and right, and expressed his satisfaction with his car: "Fat Damei!"

Levi's started the car and asked him, "Where are you from?"

"Belgium."

"Did you come to China alone?" Levi's was a little terrified.

"My father and I came back." Yu Guo said, "He fought fiercely with my father. My father couldn't beat him, so I divorced him. I am now a single parent!"

Seeing his proud face, Levi couldn't help but suspect that he had a problem with IQ: "Who is your father?"

"His name is Yu Tianhe." Yu Guo said, "He is Zong Ming's good friend!"

Levi's finally understood this messy relationship, so the child came from a gay divorced family in Belgium, and one of the fathers knew Zong Ming: "Your father, Tuo Zongming, took care of you, so he sent you to Shihu Farm? You Is Dad the data analyst Zong Ming said?"

"My father is a doctor who studies dead heads!" Yu Guo said firmly, "He can't be a data analyst, because he is too early to count, and I file his taxes every year for him. Well, my daddy It’s too early to die, but it’s a little better than my father, he can help others buy funds and stocks, and he’s a stockbroker.”

Levi's mouth twitched: "How old are you?"

"I'm seven years old." Yu Guo said, "My father said that I can go to the first grade when I go back to China, and I want to join the Young Pioneers. Do you know what the Young Pioneers are?"

Levi's suddenly found that this kid was like himself, and his thinking was very progressive: "I know, then you go on, join the team first and then the league, and you can join the party in the future."

Yu Guo nodded with bright eyes: "Yes, I want to be a party member!"

Levi sighed: "Yes, I want to be a party member too!"

The two party fans clapped tacitly and instantly shortened the distance between each other.

Back at Shihu Farm, it was already dark, and Patton and Rommel really knew Yu Guo and were very close to him.

Levi's made onion rings and kid's steaks for the kids, and cooked puff pastry soup.After eating, Yu Guo had already become his brainless fan. He hugged his arm and asked, "Brother, can I sleep with you?"

Levi was worried about his choice of seats, so he agreed, and carried him back to his room: "Okay, you sleep with me tonight, and we will tidy up a children's room for you tomorrow."

Yu Guo is very capable of self-care. He took a shower automatically without Levi's calling, changed his pajamas, and stuffed himself into his bed. Before going to bed, he explained: "I'm jet lagged. I usually don't go to bed so early."

Levi's nodded with a smile, and tucked the quilt for him: "Go to sleep."

The child soon snored lightly, Levi's turned on UMBRA, and asked Sang Han in a private chat: 【What's the situation? 】

After waiting for half a minute, Sang Han replied: 【Very good. 】

Levi's felt relieved: [Do you think she feels the same as the one on the Internet? 】

[Very cute, we can chat very well. 】Sang Han said, 【I sent her to the hotel and just returned to school. 】

In this way, they should be relatively happy to get along. Levi's couldn't ask further, so he talked about work: [Zong Ming will come back tomorrow morning. He just asked me to pick up a child named Yu Guo. Do you know him?Is Zong Ming kidding me? He said that Yu Guo is an analyst of UMBRA! 】

[Hugo, right? 】Sang Han said, 【Yu Tianhe's son, a master of mental arithmetic, has won international awards... Wait, Yu Tianhe is back? ! 】

Levi's became curious: [Who is Yu Tianhe? 】

[Zong Ming's hair is small, an expert in neurology. 】Sang Han said, 【No wonder he said he wanted to find someone powerful to come back and treat us... But isn't Yu Tianhe settled in Belgium? 】

[He is divorced. ] Levi gossiped, [Yu Guo said that his father couldn't beat his father, so he divorced. 】

Sang Han sent a sincere [Oh...], and suddenly said: [Same-sex families are not stable, are they?Will you and Zong Ming quarrel? 】

Levi asked back: [Guess? 】

Sang Han understood, sent him a sympathetic emoji, and asked: [Brother, when did you find yourself bent? 】

This question stumped Levi's, and he said nonsense: [Junior high school. 】

Sang Han made another [oh...] and asked: [How did you find yourself bent? 】

Levi's bit the bullet and made up: [I like men. 】

Sang Han was silent for a while, then asked again: [Then if the person you like is a man who looks like a girl, is this kind of crooked? 】

Levi's stroked this sentence, and asked: [You mean a fake mother? 】

[Uh, probably. 】

[That's okay. ] Levi touched his chin, 【If you still like him even though you know he is a man, then fine. 】

Sang Han sent a string of ellipses, saying: [I'm hungry, I'll go eat a bowl of maocai and calm down. 】