ex-husband high energy

Levi's walked into the "Treasure Loving Women" mutual aid club with an indescribable mood.

The mutual aid meeting was held in a restaurant on the top floor of a warmly decorated B&B hotel. More than 20 dining chairs were arranged in a circle, covered with cute floral chair covers, which really suited his "delicate little GAY" persona.

Levi's chose a corner and sat down, took off his coat and put it on the back of the chair as the leader asked, looked around the audience, and waited for the target person to appear.

At eight o'clock, the participants arrived one after another. Levi noticed that the three suspects had come in. Two of them were sitting opposite him, and one named Xu Xiugu was sitting on the right side of him. Greeted him friendly.

"Good evening!" A middle-aged woman in her forties walked in and clapped her hands. "Welcome to tonight's mutual aid meeting."

Everyone applauded and said in unison: "Good evening, host!"

Levi's clapped his hands with the crowd, inexplicably feeling as if he was in an early education class, but he changed from a teacher to a student, which was very interesting.

"First of all, let me introduce today's newcomers." The host nodded to Revees and motioned him to stand up, "Revees, our first male member."

"Hi Revees!" said the housewives in unison.

Levi stood up sweating profusely: "Big, good evening everyone."

"Please take a seat." The host said with a smile, and clapped his hands to everyone: "Revees is the first time to participate in our mutual aid meeting, so the last one to speak tonight, do you have any comments?"

"No objection." They replied in unison again.

"So here we go," said the host.

As Zong Ming said, the theme of this mutual aid is "Let go of the burden, pack lightly", so the housewives stood up and spoke to the members about the distress and grievances they encountered in life. To become a talent, the mother-in-law is forced to do things, and the father-in-law is difficult to take care of... A few bad guys and a few young girls who like to go back to their mother's house to make trouble will make it even more lively, and every day of life is a bloody farce.

Levi's originally came to the meeting with a very conflicted mentality, but he was fascinated by what he heard. He felt that he had a new understanding of the cuteness of Gongdou Zhai Douwen, and even the writing was not too stuck!

The Housewives Tucao Conference is too congratulatory, and I will come here often when I have the opportunity.

After the last housewife finished complaining, the host looked at Levi's who was bewildered (actually intoxicated), and gave him an encouraging smile: "Now it's your turn, Revees, let me introduce yourself to everyone."

Levi's woke up like a dream, still a little bit unfinished, stood up and nodded to the housewives: "Hi everyone, my name is Revees, I come from Texas, USA, and I am currently applying for a cross-border marriage and a Chinese green card." Swallowing, hard Scratching his scalp, he said, "I'm gay."

Then the hairs on the back of the spine suddenly exploded.

I really am a vertical straight guy, Levi thought to himself.

"Don't worry, take your time." The host noticed that he was a little nervous, so he took the lead in applauding empathetically, and said to the sisters, "Let's give him some encouragement."

"Come on, Revees!" The housewives said in unison, clapping in unison, watching his eyes full of care for rare animals, and... unconcealable curiosity.

Well, as the first gay husband member in the history of "Treasure Loving Women", his personality is indeed quite curious.

Brewing up negative emotions, Levi's began to imitate them and complained: "My husband is... er, a rich man, spends a lot of money, has no plans at all, and often buys a helicopter luxury yacht or something..."

Housewives: "..."

Levi's realized that he was suspected of showing off his wealth, so he changed his angle and continued: "Uh, he has a very magical personality and likes to tease people very much. Although he is very busy with work and rarely goes home, he will come up with a thousand ideas whenever he comes back." This kind of method tricks me, I feel that I am under a lot of pressure..."

As he talked, he found that it was actually quite easy. As long as Zong Ming was replaced by the hard-working husband he played, he could talk nonstop and naturally.

Because Zong Ming has too many flaws!

"So now my budgerigar has birdpox and it's losing all its fur. I rub Monascus on it every day. But my husband is still letting his cat lick it. The cat licks too much Monascus. I am sick, and I have to take it for a bottle every day, and my husband accuses me of not even being able to take care of pets, like a mentally handicapped person.” Levi spoke eloquently for 5 minutes, feeling a little dry in the mouth, so he stopped.

After three seconds of silence, there was thunderous applause.

Maybe everyone didn't expect the life of a married gay man to be so hard, right?Levi's suddenly thought, if he participated in a homophobic rant meeting, he might straighten a group of people...

Director Zong is really merciful!

"You're already great." A young housewife diagonally opposite explained Levi's, "It's such a hassle to take care of so many pets. My daughter just raised a hamster, and I'm dying of a headache."

"Yes, yes." Another elderly mother also nodded in approval, "Nowadays there are very few young people who are as patient as you, and you have done a good job. Your husband is just a bit careless. Hey! Men are like this , you should also act like a baby to him appropriately, woman... No, accept it, just do one point and one point, otherwise how will my husband know you are good?"

Levi's is sweating profusely, does he seem to have the potential to be scheming?

"Well, it's actually quite easy to take care of pets, and it's not as difficult as you imagine." Levi tried to interact with the members, "I'm a little bored at home every day, and I wanted to go out and find a job, but my husband said I was too stupid , it’s better to stay at home and don’t go out to embarrass others... I don’t feel confident now, and I feel like I’ve become a useless waste after staying at home for a long time.”

"Oh, don't think so." The suspect named Xu Xiugu sitting on his right suddenly said, "Without you to take care of the housework, how can your husband make money outside with peace of mind? You must first overcome your inferiority complex." Psychologically, only when you recognize your own value, can your husband recognize your value."

"Uh, is it?" Levi's turned to her, made a look of interest, and actually pointed the button camera at her, "But wouldn't it be more direct and easier for me to go out to the society to find recognition?"

"Everyone has their own place." Xu Xiugu said eloquently, "You are already married, and you are a community of interests. You must consider the family as a whole in everything you do. Your husband let you stay at home, there must be His reasons, if you go out to work, who will take care of the family? Who will raise the pets? Do you hire people? Will the money for hiring people be lower than the salary you earn? There will be countless things happening if there is an outsider in the family , when the time comes, you will definitely lose more than you gain.”

Levi thinks what she said is quite reasonable, and she really deserves to be Qi Ran's good friend Ji: "But I also need psychological compensation. If I just do housework and keep pets, I have no sense of accomplishment at all. Besides, the law does not recognize this. kind of giving."

"Your husband's success means you are successful. If he takes the money back and spends it on you, what sense of accomplishment do you need?" Xu Xiugu said naturally, "As long as you don't get divorced, can he not support you? "

The housewives said yes one after another, and began to talk about how to help their husbands grow up, and how to control their wallets and protect the fruits of labor.Levi's listened, feeling as if he had returned to the Republic of China... no, he had returned to the Qing Dynasty, no wonder his spirit of Gongdou was burning just now.

What the hell is this kind of "mutual aid" that runs counter to social development...

However, in order to complete the task assigned by the leader and integrate into the general environment, he still had to echo a few words against his will.The result may be that he is too friendly, everyone praised him one after another, the host even sent him an advertisement for a female morality school, saying that if he intends to practice traditional female morality, he can come forward and let the school make an exception for admission He is a real man.

Levi feels that his soul has been sublimated by participating in this mutual aid meeting, and the girls' morality school or something should be fucked.

At 09:30, the mutual aid meeting ended, and the housewives shared the handmade snacks they brought. As a newcomer and the only gay guy in the audience, Levi was loved and received a small gift in a paper bag.

After the rain, the sky was clear, the moon was bright and the stars were thin. Levi went downstairs with everyone. Just as he walked down the steps, he suddenly felt a twitch in the corner of his eyes. He turned his head and saw a familiar figure walking down another staircase, turning a corner and disappearing. .

There was a flash of light in Levi's mind - Charlie Hu!

That's right, that person was the sweeper he met at the coffee shop behind the Shihu Town Police Station, Hu Charlie from the Ninth Fund!

Levi's immediately became vigilant, ran to the off-road vehicle in three steps at a time, and knocked on the window: "I saw Charlie Hu!"

Zong Ming made a "shut up" gesture, motioning him to get in the car.Levi got into the passenger seat, and he asked in a low voice, "Are you sure it's him?"

"That's right, I know everything that has been burnt to ashes." Levi's is still quite confident in his face recognition ability, "Why didn't Ah Han inform us?"

"Maybe he came here by car. He didn't take a plane or a train. Ah Han couldn't find out his whereabouts."

"Didn't Ah Han hang up his mobile phone? Why didn't you monitor it?"

Zong Ming frowned and said, "They must have their own hackers... Well, this time the case is too big, and they are more cautious than before."

"What should we do now?" Levi asked, "Should Captain Liu be notified to monitor him?"

"Don't scare the snake away." Zong Ming said, "His target should be Qi Ran. As long as Qi Ran is under the surveillance of the police, he will show up sooner or later...I'll let Ahan think of a way first."

As he spoke, he took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Sang Han through UMBRA.Recalling that he was still holding a lot of snacks, Levi passed the paper bag over: "Are you hungry? Have some snacks? The corn is still hot."

Zong Ming looked at the paper bag, and then at him, with a complicated expression: "By the way, you are very involved in the drama, are you still happy when you complain about the leader?"

"..." Levi thought of the button camera he was wearing, and Zong Ming must have heard him all the way.

Smiling awkwardly, he stretched out his hand and touched his head to comfort the leader: "For the sake of work, you should sacrifice a little bit."

Zong Ming slapped his hand away bitterly: "Be respectful, did you touch the leader's head?"

Do you have a pore worthy of my respect?Levi's looked at his handsome face, and suddenly remembered the bowl of cold noodles worth 40 yuan. In a moment of anger, he rushed over to overwhelm him, stroked his hair with five fingers, and then Quickly dodged: "You bit me?!"

Zong Ming was caught off guard by being pressed on the steering wheel by him, and a shallow Mercedes-Benz logo appeared on the left side of his face, and he said angrily: "It's against you!" , Changing fists into fingers, little by little: "Look at your cowardly look, can you hide a little further?"

Levi's laughed.Zong Ming let out a long sigh, and brought a family bucket from the back seat and stuffed it into his arms: "Eat it, I bought it for you, you wolf-hearted thing, you scolded me for 5 minutes, I couldn't hear it." It hurts! Am I that bad? The bird’s hair loss is also my head, and the cat’s diarrhea is also my head... I have a psychological shadow on our future married life!"

Levi's laughed loudly, and felt a little sorry for the leader, so he took out a piece of hot wing and handed it to Zong Ming: "You eat first."

"You are filial!" Zong Ming put the chicken wings in his mouth and started the car.

"Why are you going?" Levi asked vaguely while holding a huge piece of finger-licking plain chicken.

"Surveillance suspect." Zong Ming pointed to a car that just passed by in front of him, and said, "That Xu Xiugu's speech today is very sharp, and there are many overlaps with Qi Ran's views. Her natal family lives In the neighborhood next to the colleague who Qi Ran sent the red envelope to, I suspect that the person Qi Ran was looking for that day was her."

"Oh, what about the other two suspects? Leave it alone?"

"I have notified Captain Liu's people to monitor it." Zong Ming followed the car not too far away, and said, "The place we stepped on in the afternoon has also begun to monitor. Let's focus on this Xu Xiugu."

There are still three days until the selection of young scientists, and Levi's suddenly feels a little adrenaline when he looks at the taillights that appear and disappear in front of him.

Can Qi Ran really stand on the podium she dreamed of?

Aunt Xu Xiu's family lived in a luxurious community in the southeastern suburbs. According to the information Sang Han found out, her husband was in business and was very rich. Go home and take care of the kids.

In short, it is very similar to Qi Ran's situation.

Zong Ming parked the car on the parking belt at the entrance of the community, and asked Sang Han to synchronize the monitoring of the back door of the community to his laptop, and thus led Levi's to start a boring life of squatting.

Surveillance of suspects sounds high-end, but it's actually quite boring, especially in the dead of night, when two big men are squeezed into a narrow compartment, how can one be so lonely.

But Zong Ming will never let Levi's be lonely for too long.

In the blink of an eye, the day passed and night fell again. Levi was lying on the passenger seat bored reading the comments below. Sure enough, after the baptism of the Mutual Aid Association, the new chapter he posted yesterday was qualitatively sublimated in creativity, and the comments were doubled at once. times.

While replying to Omega's message, Zong Ming suddenly poked him on the shoulder: "Let's pick up our son Bang!"

"What son is great?" Levi put away the Jinjiang APP, leaned over to look at his mobile phone, and found that he was actually browsing the forum of "Treasure Loving Women". ".

Levi's became curious, and flipped through the posts with his hand: "What do they mean by these posts? 'Get a healthy son...get a male baby...Songzi Guanyin bless me to succeed in giving birth to a son...' How does it look like an illegal pyramid scheme?"

"Look at you, you didn't study the information carefully!" Zong Ming taught him seriously, "'Get the son stick' means that the poster gave birth to a son, post a post, and everyone goes to follow the post to pick up the stick, and if they receive it, they will have a son."

"That's okay?" Levi found that his three views that had just been sublimated by the Mutual Aid Society were once again purged: "I miss my son crazy? Why don't you drink incense ash? What year does anyone still believe this?"

"Society has progressed. Why do you drink incense ash that tastes bad? At least it won't hurt you if you follow the post." Zong Ming thought about it, "Feudal superstitions should also keep pace with the times, and now they are reposting koi breaking the water retrograde. How creative is the post asking for a son, hahaha. Come on, come and pick one up, maybe we can have a son in the future..."

"You pick it up yourself, I don't have that function." Levi sternly refused, and found that the leader was getting more and more magical.

Of course, some social realities are more magical than him.

At this moment, Zong Ming suddenly sat up straight and said, "Come out!"

"?" Levi sat up and found a creamy yellow Volkswagen Beetle slowly driving out of the community, and the person sitting in the driver's seat was their monitoring target—Xu Xiugu.

Zong Ming waited for the Beetle to go on the road, walked about ten meters away, started the car and followed quietly.Levi's adjusted the back of the seat, fastened the seat belt, and tensed up involuntarily: "It's about time, where is she going?"

"Follow and you'll know." Zong Ming collected his expression, his expression was solemn, his eyes were as sharp as a beast about to hunt, he skillfully controlled the speed of the car, and followed behind Xu Xiugu at a leisurely pace.

Twenty or ten minutes later, the Beetle drove into a narrow alleyway. Zongming turned around a residential building, stopped at the other end of the alleyway, and said to Levi, "Follow me."

At 12:30 midnight, in the dead of night, the moon was dark and the wind was high, Levi followed him through an alley less than two meters wide, and suddenly found that they had arrived at the village in the city where they had stepped on the afternoon before yesterday. village road.

Zong Ming stopped at the crossing for two seconds, turned right, and passed a protruding laundry shop. On the right side of the shop door was a big willow tree with a crooked neck. Behind the willow tree was a small cream-yellow car, which belonged to Xu Xiugu. beetle.

Levi's was amazed by his human GPS ability. A simple stepping point has already memorized and mastered all the complicated roads in the village in the city!

"Where did she go?" Levi asked quietly.

Zong Ming pointed to a four-storey private house in front of him, and said in a low voice, "It should be this family, don't startle the snake, wait for her to come out."

Levi and him hid behind the light sign in the laundry shop, which was half the height of a person, and waited for about four or ten minutes. The side door of the house opened, and Xu Xiugu came out in black, carrying a shopping bag. She looked around vigilantly at the door, and then He walked to the car and opened the door.

Zong Ming took out his mobile phone and sent a message. After she drove away, he took Levi out of the shadows and walked to the door of the house.

Levi thought he was going to knock on the door to search, but he took out a stack of magnetic cards from his pocket and tried them on the electronic lock one by one.

After swiping seven or eight cards, the door opened with a "beep". Zong Ming gently pushed the door open and made a "follow up" gesture.

The interior of the house is very large. The four-storey building circles a deep courtyard in the shape of "Hui". There are several electric cars parked in the courtyard, obviously there are many tenants living there.On the left side of the gate is a public toilet, which is connected to the water room. There is a puddle of dirty water at the door of the water room, and there are a few unclear footprints.

It was past one o'clock, obviously no one else would come to the water room, the footprints were left by Xu Xiugu.

Zong Ming followed the footprints to the corner of the "Hui"-shaped courtyard, and found a small door behind a broken bowl rack as tall as a person.There was an iron lock hanging on the small door, and he took out a screwdriver from his trouser pocket and inserted it into the lock, and pried it open with a slap of his palm, with only a slight "click".

The small door opened silently, and a faint smell of medicine wafted from inside, and a barely detectable light came out from below. It turned out that this was a basement.

Zong Ming stepped on the concrete steps to the basement. Levi's heart was pounding and he followed closely behind.The two walked about seven or eight meters along the stairs, turned around a shelf that was used as a screen, and finally saw the situation inside clearly.

It was a room of about fifty or sixty square meters. It was dark, with only one dim night light on. There was a ventilation fan in the corner of the ceiling, and the fan was humming, making a noise like white noise.

With a soft "pop", Zong Ming turned on the phone's lighting, and the bright light swept across the center of the room. There were four simple plank beds, and four lifeless people were lying on the beds.They were covered with blankets, and a Y-shaped bracket like that used in hospitals was erected on the side of their heads, and drip bottles were hung on the bracket.

I don't know what kind of liquid it is, but it is flowing into the indwelling needle on their arm bit by bit through the transparent tube.

Levi's was completely shocked by this weird scene, even breathing became a little difficult, and his heart was beating violently, as if it was about to rush out of his chest.

"Step, step..." Zong Ming walked over step by step, and the flashlight in his hand swept across the pale, blue and lifeless faces of everyone on the bed, Guan Jie, Han Botao, Jiao Yueran... the last one was Zhao Yigang.

After all, Qi Ran did not spare her husband, turning him into a lifeless mummy just like his competitors, and locked him in this dark basement.

The author has something to say: the title of the volume is MUMMY, which is both a mummy and a mummy.

The last volume is TAILOR, tailor, you know.

The next volume is more curious, related to the sideline business of jeans, I won’t spoil any more, just cover your mouth and run away, go ask Zong Chu to pick up your son. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha