ex-husband high energy

"Hey, don't take the princess dress, it's already very cold in the Northeast and you can't wear it."

"Do you want a pacifier too? You are three years old!"

"What about diapers? Do you want a green bunny or a pink cat?"

"...There is no option for a green cat!"

The 12-year-old brother is helping his three-year-old sister to pack the suitcase. The leggings are rolled up according to the strategy found on the Internet. The little fat times and the vest are placed in the interlayer, and the woolen hat is also worn. The northeast wind will blow the sister skull, she's stupid enough not to blow it...

After everything was done, Yu Guo was so tired that he gasped for breath, turned around and found that his sister was gone, and called out, "Jiao Jiao, Jiao Jiao? Where have you been? Bring your little schoolbag, and I'll pack two bags for you." This little cloth book."

Jiao Jiao dragged a husky and a Labrador over, Xing Xing looked at her brother, and tapped the suitcase with her pink toes: "Open."

Yu Guo looked at the plush toy, which was taller than her, and raised his forehead: "It's already full. How can it be filled with such a big dog?!"

Jiao Jiao looked left and right, and handed him the Labrador: "Then you can always bring one?"

"Don't trick me, little friend." Yu Guo glared at her, "Do you think that if I bring two, I will settle for the next best thing and let you bring one?"

"What does it mean to settle for the second best?" Jiao Jiao asked, tilting her head.

"Anyway, I can't take it! We will be back in six days, and we can travel lightly. Do you think it is moving?"

"What does it mean to pack lightly?" Jiao Jiao stuffed the pacifier into her mouth twice and took it out, "Oh, I understand, just lazy? You don't want to bring me toys?"

"..." Old girl, who does your upright personality resemble?

"Jiao Jiao, why are you talking to your brother?" Yu Tianhe came up from downstairs and picked up his little daughter. "You don't need to bring the dog. Grandma has a real dog at home. Do you remember Rhubarb? You gave it back during the Spring Festival." Feed Big Bones."

Jiao Jiao bit her pacifier and thought about it, but she didn't know if she remembered it. Xiao Pang softly hugged her father's neck, yawned, and nodded.

Yu Tianhe knew that she was sleepy, this child dozed off quickly, often playing with toys one second, and fell asleep lying on the floor mat the next second, he didn't know who he looked like.

Probably like her mother, he didn't remember having this problem when he was a child.

Strictly speaking, Jiao Jiao is Yu Tianhe and Jiao Yueran's daughter, but she was born by a surrogate mother. After going through a round of procedures abroad, she finally landed on Yu Tianhe and Jiao Lei's household registration.

In terms of blood relationship, she is Yu Tianhe's daughter, Jiao Lei's niece, and Yu Guo's cousin, so she looks somewhat similar to the three members of the family, five points like big dad, three points like little dad, two points like brother .

perfect!

But her closest relative is Yu Guo. As long as her brother is at home after school, she will stay by his side no matter what she does, whether it's playing with toys, reading cloth books, or sleeping.The good thing is that Guo Guo has a strong anti-interference ability, and can answer her various strange questions while doing her homework meticulously.

This is probably the fate between siblings. Jiao Jiao is nine years younger than Yu Guo, and she adores him to death.Under her pure looking up, Yu Guo didn't even have time to suffer from the second illness, so he spontaneously fucked the mature and stable big brother character, saving the two parents from a headache.

Jiao Jiao has been adored by thousands of people since she was born. Yu Tianhe's parents regard her as a baby in the family. Jiao Lei's parents even put her on their heads for fear of being frightened, and they are afraid of melting if they hold her in their mouths, especially Yu Tianhe's. Father-in-law...father-in-law—whatever—Mr. Jiao Laopi almost regarded her as his goddess, and every time his granddaughter blows snot bubbles, they are all colorful fairy bubbles.

No, during the seven-day National Day holiday, Jiao Laopi made an agreement with Yu Tianhe a month in advance, asking him to send his two children back to his hometown in Northeast China to play.It's a pity that Yu Tianhe only had three days off, and he was going to Singapore for an academic conference on the [-]th, so he entrusted the two children to Jiao Yueran, who came to the capital to attend the training of safety appraisers, and asked her to take the siblings back tomorrow.

"Okay, let's go downstairs to sleep and let my brother pack your things for you." Yu Tianhe left with his dozing daughter in his arms, and asked Jiao Lei to come up to help Yu Guo pack his luggage before leaving.

At present, their family of four lives in the small loft of Mingcui Garden in the imperial capital. Yu Guo was admitted to a key middle school here in the summer, and Yu Tianhe tidied up the second-floor attic for him to use as his private domain, where Jiao Jiao lives. In the small bedroom downstairs, he and Jiao Lei lived in the big bedroom.

Jiao Lei received an order from the head of the family, and came up from downstairs with a pile of books in his arms, "Bao'er, can you take these books with you? You left them with me, do you want any more?"

"Let me take a look." Yu Guo automatically switched to Northeast dialect when facing Shitou's father, picked it up and flipped through it, and put it in his schoolbag.

Jiao Lei persuaded him: "Are you still learning Mathematical Olympiad during the holiday? Go back to grandma's house and relax."

"Doing Mathematics Olympiad is to relax. I am so worried about learning so many weird courses at school." Yu Guo is almost 1.8 meters tall, standing upright is not much shorter than Jiao Lei, and is draped over his legs like a buddy. Shoulder complained, "Why do people want to study Chinese, history and geography? I don't intend to be a writer, archaeologist or geological surveyor."

"That's not what you said when you were young, Bao'er!" Jiao Lei retorted with a serious face, "You told me at that time that you would become a great tomb robber when you grow up. Big Mercedes! In order to realize this dream, you must learn Chinese, history and geography well!"

Yu Guo: "Father Shitou, I was only so old at that time, you can believe nonsense!"

"Why are you talking nonsense?" Jiao Lei persuaded him earnestly, "You must not forget your original intention, Bao'er!"

Yu Guo was defeated, and silently stuffed a copy of "Ancient Chinese History" into his bag.Jiao Lei chuckled, packed the skin care products for his parents, and put them together with the suitcases of his son and daughter.

It was still early, and the two of them were sitting on the carpet under the slanted window, playing chess and talking.Yu Guo patted the oak chess piece and asked Jiao Lei, "Are you accompanying my dad to Singapore on the [-]th?"

"Yeah, idle is idle anyway."

"Then you won't accompany me and my sister back to the Northeast? Why do you, an old man, like clinging so much? You can't leave my father for a while!"

"Why are you so stubborn, kid? It's all a routine! I've been teaching you for five years and haven't learned it. Are you stupid?"

"Why don't I just tell you, can I dare to look at my dad's place?" Yu Guo took a "cannon" and reminded Jiao Lei, "General, pay attention!"

"I'm blind, the general can't see it and you need to remind me?" Jiao Lei hastily arched his pawn to stand up, "I'm actually too scared to go back to my hometown. Whenever I go back, I don't want to drink with Tian'er. I just drink it. The key is to prevent your father from drinking, oh my god, do you remember Ma Yitun’s Ma Dahua? Just thinking about your father going back to optimize the pig-killing process for him! Your father taught him a trick when we got married He actually applied for a patent for a new method of killing pigs! Why do you think this dog is such a thief?"

"Didn't they mail you sausages and bacon every year? You still call someone a dog!" Yu Guo photographed another car, this time without reminding him, "In order to go back to the Northeast with you safely, my father, in the past two years, Isn’t it a step-by-step practice of drinking? Every night, a small cup of Wuliangye, and now I won’t give lessons to the folks when I go back.”

"Hey hey..." Jiao Lei didn't know what to think of, and laughed wretchedly, "Actually, the class was pretty good, I really learned a lot from your father..."

Is it really good to be YY's father in front of your son?Yu Guo also accepted his stepfather, and pushed the chess piece: "General! I won!"

"Hey, when did this car slip by?" Jiao Lei was in a hurry, "You kid is too rude, and you didn't remind me... Let's do another game, this time let me have two pawns besides the horses and guns." !"

"I'll just make you handsome, my place is almost half empty, so what are you going to do?"

The second round begins.

Jiao Lei rubbed his chin and said: "Actually, I was thinking that this is not an anniversary. Send you two light bulbs to the Northeast, and I will plan a romantic date for your dad. Your dad looks serious and old-fashioned, In fact, I am always romantic in my bones... Hey, give me some advice, how can it be more romantic?"

"Aren't there just a few of his hobbies? Drink some red wine, go to a concert, watch a play..." Yu Guo thought hard, remembering what Jiao Lei said just now "never forget your original intention", his eyes lit up, "Hey , or you call my godfather and ask my dad what ideal he had when he was a child, and if you find a way to realize it for him, he must find it very romantic."

"That's a good idea!" Jiao Lei did what he said, and took out his cell phone to call Zong Ming, "Boss, are you sleeping? Hehe, let me ask you something..."

After 3 minutes, Jiao Lei was full of confidence: "Come on! Your father's childhood dream was to be an astronomer. Your godfather said that he bought a lot of astronomy books, and there are several astronomical telescopes at home."

"You don't want to take him to the planetarium, do you?" Yu Guo smiled, "That place is too stupid, and it's just a kid of Jiao Jiao's age."

Jiao Lei opened Douban and searched for local astronomy groups: "I know, I know, I see if there are any small astronomical activities on the Internet, it would be better if there is something like stargazing in the wild, and join your dad..." The second half of the sentence is "By the way, a field battle "I didn't dare to say it out, I just felt refreshed in my heart.

Soon he found a particularly suitable group activity - a "Hot Spring Nudist Camping Party" held by the "Vien Nudist Camp" from October [-]st to [-]nd, requiring more than one member, must bring more than one companion, favorite Celestial events and more.

Jiao Lei calculated that both he and Yu Tianhe met the criteria, so he immediately joined the group and signed up, paying double the activity fee.

"It's done!" Jiao Lei and Yu Guo clapped happily, "I'll take you to the high-speed rail station tomorrow and I'll buy an astronomical telescope and a thick mat for our camping tent."

Yu Guo was also a little tickled by what he said: "I also want to watch the stars, next time you have a holiday, you can find someone who does not limit the age, and bring me and Jiao Jiao to have fun too!"

"no problem!"

Early the next morning, Jiao Lei took his two sons and daughters to the hotel to pick up his elder sister, sent the three of them to the high-speed rail station, and went to the mall alone to buy all the necessities, happily waiting for the evening to surprise Yu Tianhe.

Yu Tianhe was too busy these two days, so he finally took a rest and slept all morning. When he got up at noon, he saw Jiao Lei's whole body talking, and asked in doubt: "What's wrong with you, you're restless. Are the children okay? But what's going on over there?"

The group gathered in a few hours, and Jiao Lei stopped hiding from him: "I signed up the two of us for an astronomy group activity. Didn't you always want to be an astronomer when you were young? Shall I take you to stargazing?"

"Ah?" Yu Tianhe was stunned, "Who told you... did you call Zong Ming?"

"Hey, I just want to surprise you!"

Yu Tianhe can't laugh or cry, when he was a child, he was very obsessed with the stars for a while, lying on the telescope all day to watch the stars.It's a pity that this subject is too boring, he didn't stick to it for long before it faded away, and now he can relive his childhood dream with his beloved one, thinking about it, he was a little looking forward to it.

"Then I will thank you." Yu Tianhe smiled across the dining table and kissed him, "Did you come back so late to go shopping?"

Jiao Lei hooked his neck and kissed back: "That's right, I equipped the tent with a thick cushion, bought a double sleeping bag, and... hehe, you'll know when you use it."

Yu Tianhe didn't know what to think of, blushed, pushed him away and said, "I'm going to take a shower and pack up my clothes."

Jiao Lei took a deep breath to calm down, and secretly told himself: Patience, patience, recharge your batteries and work hard for another [-] rounds at night, eh!

At 03:30 in the afternoon, the two drove Jiao Lei's Wrangler to the gathering place agreed by the group. They followed the navigation for three hours. It's all underpinned.

Yu Tianhe felt that something was wrong, and asked hesitantly: "Why is the place so remote and deserted... I remember that there is no hot spring in this direction."

"How many good places can you know if you stay in the laboratory all day?" Jiao Lei didn't care, "The more deserted the better, I don't like to go to places with many people. What are you afraid of if you have me?"

Yu Tianhe thinks about it too. With Jiao Lei's fighting power, there are not many ordinary people who are his opponents. If he fights hard, he can't die even if he has his own first aid. What is there to worry about?

"Then let's go, the navigation will arrive in half an hour."

At about six o'clock, the car turned into a valley, and a tree trunk as thick as an arm lay across the road, which seemed to be a man-made roadblock.Jiao Lei stopped the car and called the administrator. Five minutes later, a man in a bathrobe came over: "It's you two? Welcome, please report me your membership account."

Jiao Lei showed him his backstage, the man nodded, moved the trunk away and instructed him to drive in, closed the roadblock again, and got into their car: "Go along this road for 200 meters, turn right The fork in the road, across the river is the camp."

Jiao Lei drove according to his instructions, and said to Tianhe, "I'll just say that there is a hot spring. You see, he's wearing a bathrobe, and he's already soaking in water!"

Yu Tianhe looked at the man from the rearview mirror, feeling that something was wrong, so he frowned and said nothing.

After crossing the river, the temperature around the area increased significantly, and the car drove into a maple forest, surrounded by fiery red maple leaves, which were layered and beautiful.Jiao Lei was admiring the beautiful scenery on both sides, when he heard the man behind him say: "Okay, I'll get off here, you guys keep driving, find an unoccupied place to park and pitch a tent... You can take off your clothes in the car You can tie up the tent and take off the inside."

"Take off your clothes?" Jiao Lei was puzzled, "Why do you want to take off your clothes?"

The man didn't hear his words, he had already got out of the car and left, he walked around the front of the car and suddenly took off his bathrobe, and walked towards an orange-red tent naked.

"Oh, I'm going!" Jiao Lei looked at the naked man's back in horror, "What's the situation? He's playing a hooligan in broad daylight?"

Yu Tianhe finally understood what was wrong, and asked Jiao Lei, "What kind of party did you book?"

"Hot spring astronomical camping party." Jiao Lei turned on the phone and showed him, "It was organized by the Wayne astronomical camp."

Yu Tianhe took a look and was angry: "Look clearly, this is not an astronomy party, is this a celestial party!"

"Ah? Celestial bodies... Astronomy, isn't it the same thing?" Jiao Lei saw that his expression was wrong, and asked hesitantly, "Don't they all look at the stars?"

Yu Tianhe helped his forehead: "It's far away, it's a thousand miles away! If you want to do something you don't understand in the future, you'd better check Baidu first!" Seeing Jiao Lei's bewildered face, he said helplessly, the celestial body party is the last century It is a kind of group gathering that came from France in the 30s and [-]s. It means that in a certain area, all the partygoers take off their clothes, face each other naked, and enjoy an unrestrained life. "

"What the hell?" Jiao Lei looked confused, "No clothes? Everyone? No clothes?"

"Correct!"

"No panties?"

"Correct!"

"Women don't wear them either?"

"Correct!"

"..." Jiao Lei slammed on the brakes and stopped on the side of the road, "Oh my god, isn't this immoral? Why are there still people blatantly hosting such pornographic parties?"

Yu Tianhe didn't expect the country to be so open now, "It's not pornography, it's nature. Nudist parties are for people to feel natural, and there are very strict regulations, not as wretched as you think... In fact, human beings have been naked all the time. Traditionally, Korean women have only covered their breasts in the past 100 years, and many tribes in Africa still advocate nudity..."

"That won't work! We are a 5000-year-old country with a great culture, how can we compare with those uncivilized people!" Jiao Lei's three views were broken, "I saw a nude beach in East Africa before, oh my god, titanium alloy dog I’m blind! No, no, let’s go back, let’s stop playing!” What a joke, let Yu Tianhe walk around among the naked men naked, then he might as well stab himself to death first up!

Although Yu Tianhe was more open-minded, it was limited to his thoughts, so he nodded repeatedly: "Go back."

Jiao Lei started the car to look for a place to turn around, and the naked man who had entered the tent before came out again, knocking on his car window: "What are you doing? Go forward, drive forward, this place is too narrow to turn, there is a lot of room inside... ..."

"I'm sorry we received a phone call temporarily. There is something at home and we can't attend the party." Jiao Lei hurriedly explained.

"Huh? You won't participate? The membership fee is non-refundable. We prepare food and drinks on a per-person basis..."

"Is it okay to refund half of it? You see, we didn't spend anything..." Jiao Lei is a poor child after all, so much money is a bit painful.

Yu Tianhe tugged at his sleeve: "Forget it, we broke the contract first, and we will not refund if we don't."

"What's the matter..." Jiao Lei still wanted to argue with that person, but suddenly he heard someone yelling something in the distance, and then a woman in a bathrobe ran out of the tent with a walkie-talkie and yelled: "Old Zheng, old Zheng, something has happened! A member suddenly fainted, someone wants to call 120!"

"What? Fainted?" The man was anxious, "Ask someone to drive to the main road and call 120. There are so many people having a party here. Once 120 comes in, many members' identities will be exposed! Hurry up! Let them Get the people in the car first!"

"Wait a minute!" Yu Tianhe didn't hear right, and asked the woman through the car window, "Who fainted, man or woman, how old are they, and what symptoms?"

"The man, 58 years old, just fainted suddenly. I don't know the details." The woman didn't know him, so she said to Lao Zheng in a perfunctory manner: "I'll let them carry him into the car first." Go to the main road." Then he turned on the walkie-talkie.

Yu Tianhe suddenly jumped out of the car and grabbed the walkie-talkie: "Hello? Can you hear me? What's the condition of the unconscious person? Do you have any symptoms of vomiting or convulsions?"

Jiao Lei knew from the moment he put on his seat belt that he was going to intervene in this matter, so he immediately got out of the car and walked around the front of the car.

"Hey, what are you doing?" Old Zheng changed his expression and rushed forward to grab the walkie-talkie.Yu Tianhe didn't even look at it, he dodged to hide behind Jiao Lei.Lao Zheng bumped into Jiao Lei's tower-like shoulder head-on, and flinched, "Hey you two! What do you want to do?"

"He's a doctor. You're right to listen to him." Jiao Lei faced the strange naked man, and his titanium alloy dog ​​eyes were blinded again. In order not to let him harass Yu Tianhe, he stood up and blocked it, "tell Don't make trouble, if you really want to kill someone, just wait for your family to go bankrupt."

Old Zheng still wanted to reason with him, but the woman said softly, "Since you are a doctor, let them save you, it's rare to encounter a thunder... No, you are brave, why are you stopping me?"

Lao Zheng came back and nodded: "Okay, okay, you can take care of it if you like."

After Yu Tianhe finished talking with the other party, he got into the car: "Keep going, I told them not to move and wait for us to pass."

Jiao Lei drove the Wrangler to the woods for more than 200 meters, and finally reached the center of the camp.Unexpectedly, the environment of this place is very beautiful. Along the meandering hot spring water, there is a flat land as large as a football field, dotted with some maple trees.There is a flat grass under the tree, and a thick layer of leaves has fallen. Nudist enthusiasts set up various tents on the fallen leaves, and some of them are still barbecue outside.

The natural landscape is beautiful, but the cultural landscape is a bit eye-catching—everyone is naked, just like what Yu Tianhe said, regardless of men and women, all naked, and their expressions are quite calm.

Jiao Lei got out of the car and followed Yu Tianhe to the place where the accident happened, feeling like he was about to get a needle's eye.Yu Tianhe is very calm, probably naked humans have seen too much, so he is not surprised at all.

The fainted man was lying on the edge of the hot spring, following Yu Tianhe's instructions, no one dared to move him, so he lay flat on the fallen leaves.Yu Tianhe only glanced at it and said: "Cerebral hemorrhage, don't move, the blood vessel may be bursting, just move it and it will pass... Where are the family members?"

A young girl in her early twenties stood up and asked tremblingly, "I...my husband, is he alright?"

"Call 120, send the exact location, and tell them to come over as soon as possible." Yu Tianhe said while squatting down to observe the patient, cleaned up the vomit in his mouth with a wet tissue, and leaned his head slightly with his hands Holding his breath, he turned his head and said sharply, "Hit! Why are you still standing there?"

"The battalion, the battalion commander refused, saying, saying that he was afraid of affecting the party." The girl muttered.

"If you don't fight, it will affect your husband's life." Yu Tianhe said coldly, "At least it will affect your life for the rest of your life—are you willing to serve an old man who is paralyzed?"

The girl woke up instantly and called.Lao Zheng came over with a middle-aged man who was tall and thick, probably the battalion commander, and looked at Yu Tianhe with an unfriendly expression: "Who are you? Who asked you to give orders here?"

"Attention everyone! Attention everyone! Emergency! Emergency! A camper has a sudden illness, and the 120 rescuers will be here soon! They will be here soon! You have 10 minutes to evacuate!" Everyone was terrified, only to see that Jiao Lei got a loudspeaker out of nowhere and was shouting all over the camp, "You have 10 minutes to evacuate!"

Yu Tianhe: "..."

battalion commander:"……"

Old Zheng: "..."

After Jiao Lei finished shouting, he turned around and said sincerely to the battalion commander: "Let them all withdraw, this old man's identity is not simple, the tent is made by Hilleberg for the military, and the two hands that can be used in the whole country can be counted If this kind of person has any troubles with you, let alone you, I'm afraid I'll be cold if I follow you to help others."

He has a sturdy figure and a unique temperament. It can be seen that he has been in the army. The battalion commander's face changed, and he was convinced of his identification. He took his hand and shook it: "Thank you, buddy, if it wasn't for If you two help, I'm afraid I'll have to deal with big things today. I've made a note of this love, it's unfortunate today, let's find a good place to get together next time. "

"No problem, no problem." Jiao Lei patted his arm, "We are all like-minded, and we will have opportunities to get together in the future."

Yu Tianhe silently turned his head away, pretending not to know that he only found out the specific meaning of "celestial body party" on Baidu 10 minutes ago.

The majority of netizens acted vigorously. When they heard that 120 people were coming, they put on their clothes and took off their clothes in 10 minutes.Even the battalion commander patted his ass and left. When the ambulance arrived, apart from the patients and their families, only Jiao Lei and Yu Tianhe were left.

The doctor diagnosed on the spot that it was undoubtedly a cerebral hemorrhage, probably because the patient was old and had high blood pressure, and he fell ill after being steamed by the hot spring.Fortunately, Tianhe was treated in time, and no one moved him casually. It is estimated that his life is not in danger.

Jiao Lei deeply felt that there was nothing wrong with the hot spring, and the old man was probably shocked by the scene of the celestial body party, but since the two of them were also participants, he wisely didn't say anything.

120 took the patient away, and the family thanked them a lot. They packed up the tent and drove to follow. In an instant, only the two of them were left in the bustling camp.

Yu Tianhe washed his hands in the stream and wiped his sweat: "Okay, let's go home."

"Aren't you tired?" Jiao Lei wiped his hands and face with a tissue, feeling extremely distressed, "Hey, what do you call this? I finally took a vacation, but it ended up working overtime. It's all my fault..."

"Well, it's your fault." Yu Tianhe smiled, touched the stubble on his chin, and looked around, "Don't say, the place they found is really good. Such a beautiful scenery... what a waste."

It's getting dark, the stars are rising, the heat of the hot spring water is lingering in the fiery red maple leaf forest, and the sound of the hot spring water flowing in my ears... Jiao Lei's spirit was shaken, and he said: "Then let's not go home , Just stay here for one night, just right, everyone has left, such a great camp is cheaper for us two!"

Yu Tianhe squinted at him, slowly unbuttoned his windbreaker, then unbuttoned his shirt, threw the clothes on the grass, and began to untie his belt: "Don't you want to have a celestial body party? Let's do it now... I declare that your party has now begun..."

Looking at his slender and tense body under the moonlight, Jiao Lei set off fireworks in his mind, and stripped himself naked like a lightning bolt: "Start! Start as soon as you say!"