Tang Seng is a cook

This night is safe and comfortable, and I have a good sleep in this small world.

It would have been better if he hadn't been woken up by the heavy pressure in the morning, Zhuang Fan thought.

He raised his head and saw that there was a little hairy monkey lying on his chest with clenched fists, his head was tilted and his saliva was overflowing in sleep, his six ears fluttered occasionally, and he didn't seem to wake up at all.

What a burden of sweet happiness.

Zhuang Fan lightly lifted the little monkey into the air, moved it away, and then sat up, trying to twitch his legs, but he didn't move. Looking again, his legs were all hanging on the ground, and the dolls were lying all over the place, snoring Reality.

Fortunately, Zhuang Fan has not only recovered his memory, but also refined Ziqi, and his mana is perfect. Although he is not very proficient in using the fairy method, it is still easy to move these little brats.

Zhuang Fan got up, quietly put the children one by one back under the quilt, went to pick up the red boy who had been kicked down by the red leaf, put him on his pillow, told him to stay away from his master, and then tiptoed out of the tent.

About four or five o'clock in the morning, the sky was bright, not many birds got up, they twittered a few times, and flew away. Intoxicating.

Zhuang Fan took a deep breath of fresh air, feeling refreshed, and simply did a chest stretching exercise, his stretched bones crackling.

Seeing that it was still early and the children were fast asleep, Zhuang Fan wanted to go into the mountains and get them something delicious.

Even if he didn't know the exact time, Zhuang Fan knew that he must have slept for a long time, and the children must have been unable to eat or sleep well these few days. He looked at them one by one just now, and they all lost weight.

It's just that in Daughter's Country, it's not easy to buy meat and meat, and there are no eggs or soy products in the luggage, and there is no meat at all. Now that the memories of several lifetimes have been restored, Zhuang Fan doesn't want to restrain himself, and he is also harsh on the children.

How can the little baby grow muscles and bones if he doesn't eat meat?

Elder Tang, who completely ignored the real ages of his apprentices, rolled up his sleeves, tightened his shoes, and entered the mountain empty-handed.

In the early morning, it is not easy to be too meaty, too oily, and the children will have stomach problems after eating it. After thinking about it, Zhuang Fan went to catch a few pheasants.

The long feathers on the tail can also be pulled off to make a feather shuttlecock for the dolls.

Zhuang Fan carried the pheasant, and listened carefully. There was a small river not far away, so he walked over with the pheasant, took out the pot, and prepared to kill the chicken to shed its feathers.

Zhuang Fan was tidying up, when he suddenly heard someone calling anxiously in the distance: "Master——! Master——!" The voice was very anxious and frightened.

It's Goku!

Zhuang Fan was shocked, got up quickly, ran over with blood in one hand, saw the monkey and said, "What's the matter, what's the matter?"

When the sweaty monkey saw the master in front of his eyes, tears came down, and he cried out in a crying voice: "Master, you..." Why are you here?

Seeing Wukong crying, Zhuang Fan hurriedly said: "Don't cry, don't cry, where is Master? What happened? But Wuyou is not good?" Among the children, Wuyou is the most delicate.

Unexpectedly, Wukong burst into tears and threw himself into his arms, weeping silently!

Seeing the monkey crying, Zhuang Fan didn't look like he was in a hurry, he was half relieved, he didn't care about blood, he held the monkey in his arms, and gently patted the back of his hand to coax him.

After a long while, the Great Sage finally finished crying the grievances in his heart, sobbing and saying: "Master, why didn't you call me when you came out, it made me wake up, I looked over and thought you were lost!"

Zhuang Fan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he nodded his nose and said, "Master usually wakes up early, little crybaby, crying because of this! I thought something happened! Ah! Chicken!"

Suddenly remembered the chicken thrown by the river, ran over to take a look, it was okay, it was not washed away by the water, nor was it run away by the passing wild beasts, it was just soaked in the river with a dead eye, it looked very permeable.

The monkey came running after the master. Seeing that the master skillfully volleyed to heat the water in the basin and put the pheasant in to shed its feathers, the monkey was both weird and curious, squatted down and asked, "Master, why don't you Read those words?"

Zhuang Fan was taken aback by what Hou Zi said, and couldn't help laughing after thinking about it. Several lives had passed in his dream, and he almost forgot many details of Zhuang Fan's life, so he changed the subject and asked: "I'm a little confused. Alright, how many days has Master been asleep?"

The monkey counted with his fingers and said, "Ten days!"

Zhuang Fan asked, "Has anyone been here?"

They have been stationed here for so long for no reason, it's no wonder those big bosses in the sky are not in a hurry, why didn't they send someone to see, but they don't know whether it is the Jade Emperor's people or the Buddha's people.

Wukong nodded and said, "Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva and Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva are here."

When Zhuang Fan heard these two names, his heart suddenly became hot, he let out a cry, and lowered his head to concentrate on picking up chicken feathers.

Friends, don't worry anymore.

But the monkey wanted to talk to Master very much, so he leaned over and squatted beside Master, enduring the unpleasant smell of chicken feathers poured in hot water, and said in a low voice: "Master, do you know that Dizang and Guanyin have told me many things Well, I want to tell you!"

Zhuang Fan laughed and said, "Okay!"

The monkey leaned closer to Master's ear, and just about to speak, a small cannonball rushed into his arms: "Brother!"

The monkey was caught off guard and bumped into a bump. With an ouch, he patted the little monkey, hugged him and said, "How reckless!"

Zhuang Fan took a closer look, it was Maomao, who was huddled in Wukong's arms, sucking his thumb, secretly showing half of his face to look at him.

Zhuang Fan teased him, saying: "Why doesn't Maomao come over to hug Uncle! He slept on Uncle in the morning and left a map on Uncle!"

Saying so, he turned out the saliva mark on his chest, and when it lit up, Liu Er immediately became very shy, covered his face, and shrank into Wukong's arms so that he couldn't come out!

Wukong rubbed his hairy head, and leaned over to whisper something, Zhuang Fan said: "It's okay, no one else can hear you, don't come over here, look at the dirty clothes." His movements were a little rusty, blood was everywhere.

The monkey covered Mao Mao's ears, and whispered: "Master, Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha said that the six ears are part of my obsession!"

Zhuang Fan was so startled that he grabbed the chicken's neck and said dumbfounded, "What the hell?"

The monkey chuckled and said, "That's what I asked at the time too!"

He scratched his forehead, and told him about the ginseng that Jizang and Guanyin told him that day, as well as the supplements that Hongye added later, Jizang also told him before he left, and all of these were added to Zhuang Fan. .

Then he said: "I reckon, if there is a distinction between good and evil, it should be Maliu and Benba." He is not familiar with other monkeys, and their strength is too weak to be worthy of his grandson status.

Zhuang Fan said: "Why do you say that?"

The monkey scratched its chin and said: "There are four great spirit monkeys in the world, they are the Lingming stone monkey, the red-tailed horse monkey, the arm-armed monkey and the six-eared macaque. Maliu Benba is the middle two."

The Great Sage thought about it, and then said, "Furthermore, I became the Monkey King myself, and started to take care of the big monkeys and little monkeys in Huaguo Mountain. Ma Liu suddenly appeared beside me, always there, gentle and careful, helping me take care of Huaguo Up and down the mountain. It is said that Benba is the grandson of Maliu, but he is not of the same species as Maliu, but he is also one of the four great spirit monkeys. Later, when I appeared in Huaguo Mountain, I felt very hostile at that time, thinking about it, it was also a kind of evil."

The monkey recalled the past, sighed, and said to Zhuang Fan: "If the master hadn't taken me in, he would have asked me to take care of Huaguo Mountain. I'm afraid the horses will run away, and I don't know where they will die at this time." I am full of gratitude.

Zhuang Fan said with a smile: "That's your luck. Master just did what a master should do. Put your face away!" He bent over and poured the dirty water, picked up the basin, and said to the monkey, "Go, let's go!" Go back, master will cook chicken soup for you in the morning!"

The monkey smiled brightly, threw the little hairy monkey who was dozing off in his arms, put it firmly on his neck, and walked back behind the master.

Back at the camp, those few were still sleeping, Zhuang Fan whispered to the monkey, "Throw away a few sleepy bugs, let them have a good sleep, and wake up when the food is cooked." To save him from making trouble later Can't cook well.

Wukong looked at the master in surprise, he never knew that the same happened to the master, how can I say, naughty?naughty?when.

Zhuang Fan was very surprised to see the monkey, and he was also stunned, but it turned out that this bad habit of playing tricks on people was learned by Jin Chanzi after staying with Bodhi for a long time.

If it was the original Zhuang Fan, he wouldn't be bothered even if the children would make trouble around him.

He coughed quickly and said: "Master is just joking, Wukong, are you still sleepy, go back to sleep again?"

The monkey shook his head and said, "I wasn't on duty last night, so I got a good night's sleep and I'm not sleepy."

But Maomao had already hugged Wukong's head with his hands, lay on top of his head, and fell asleep soundly.

Zhuang Fan said: "Then who was on duty yesterday? Couldn't it be Hongye?"

The monkey asked: "Could it be that when Master woke up, Eldest Brother was still awake?" He came out just now, Eldest Brother was so sleepy that he might not be able to wake up even if he was dragged out and thrown away!

Zhuang Fan couldn't help laughing, and said: "No, I just saw him sleeping on his back at the door and stomping on the red boy, so I have such a guess!"

When he woke up in the middle of the night, Hongye was still hugging Honghai who was beside him, and when he got up in the morning, Hongye was stretched across the tent door.

This child didn't have the problem of sleepwalking, and he used to sleep well. He could only wake up in the middle of the night, remembering that he was going to be on duty at night, so he went to guard the door, but just fell asleep again inadvertently.

The monkey clicked his tongue, thinking that the eldest brother is unreliable, and it's not a day or two, and he shouldn't have believed him last night!

I insisted that I would definitely not sleep, but in the end, I was caught by the master!

Seeing the monkey Yuzu, Zhuang Fan laughed and said, "He has such a temper, and so do you, he can always be deceived."

Wukong firmly grasped Mao Mao's two feet, bent down and sat by the stove to watch the fire, and muttered, "I won't trust him again next time!"

Zhuang Fan jingled the four pheasants into pieces and asked Wukong, "Where's the bigger iron pot?"

Wukong said: "The guys in the kitchen are all kept in Bajie, I'll look for them."

Zhuang Fan hurriedly stopped him and said, "No, I have another one here."

While talking, he took out a large iron pot with a diameter of about one meter. It was the size of a large iron pot on a country stove. It was three or four circles larger than the pot he just mentioned, which scared the monkeys. one jump.

Wukong got up, walked around the pot, and asked, "Master, isn't your pot capable of stewing half a pig?"

Zhuang Fan laughed, and said: "You want to eat wild pork again? If you can call, Master will cook a pot for you!"

Anyway, there are so many of them now, and all of them are big-bellied men, so they are not afraid that they will not be able to finish eating.

If you use this pot to cook, you can’t use that small stove. Zhuang Fan rubbed the soil into a stove, and he built an earthen stove with familiarity. The magic came from the golden cicada, and the way to build the stove came from what kind of work grew up in the countryside. Zhuang Fan who has done it all.

The monkey looked at Master in surprise, scratched his head, and said, "Master, since you woke up, I found that you are much stronger!"

Catching chickens and killing chickens, burning earth and building stoves, is completely different from the monk who had no power to restrain chickens in the past.

Zhuang Fan smiled, did not speak, and concentrated on making chicken soup. Sometimes, he would rather be that ordinary person who knows nothing, knows nothing, and only has enthusiasm.

When the tangy scent wafted over the entire camp, Bajie yawned and was the first to get out of the tent.

Xiao Pang got up sleepily and prepared to make breakfast. He got up with his eyes closed, put on his clothes with his eyes closed, and got out of the tent with his eyes closed. He tripped a few times in the middle and didn't realize that Master was gone.

Just waiting for him to stand outside, he couldn't help sniffing: "What's the smell? It smells so good! It seems to be..." Chicken soup!

Did the fairy who fell from the sky deliver food?

Xiaopang rubbed his eyes blankly, looked this way, and in the end, what did he see!

Master!The living master who is cooking!

Xiaopangdai was so happy, he choked, turned into a little white pig, ran over with a croak, and flew into Zhuang Fan's arms, blah!

Hearing the sound, he turned his head away, and then the master who opened his arms to him was full of him!

Ba Xiaodai groaned and acted like a baby with his master, and was slapped twice on the forehead by his master, so happy that he almost fainted!

He never wants to eat everything he made with garlic, really!His eyes are also the same as what the elder brother said, they are all green!

All of them!Every!

After eating for five or six days, I couldn't help but want to vomit when I saw a table full of green!

So in the past few days, they ate boiled eggs first. After eating enough boiled eggs, they just boiled eggs and fried eggs. He was still worried when he got up this morning, because they didn't have a single egg!

Then I saw Master woke up and Master was cooking!

The little chubby pig is so happy that he wants to fly!

Then he really "flyed" up, and was grabbed by both ears by the elder brother, and floated out from the arms of the master.

rough!He grumbled and protested.

The monkey held him in his arms and said, "Don't make trouble, Master has made a good pot of soup, if you fall into it, what shall we have for breakfast!"

The little fat pig smirked and said nothing: good soup!Hehehe...

Sure enough, as Zhuang Fan thought, the first thing every child who wakes up to get out of the tent is to come and act like a baby with him, everyone, including Hongye!

This half-grown boy was no longer calm and deep when they met for the first time, but became cheerful, playful and lively, like a real boy, his eyes were full of innocence.

He hugged Zhuang Fan's waist lazily, and complained to him: "Master, do you know that you robbed me of a big cloud of purple energy! Also, your apprentice! It's hard to take care of everyone! I I have been worrying and getting angry these few days, and I have lost a lot of weight, so you have to cook something delicious for me!"

Zhuang Fan put his arms around his slender shoulders, squeezed it twice, suppressed a smile, and said very seriously: "Well, I really lost a lot of weight! I'll drink a lot of chicken soup for you today!"

Hongye immediately became happy, jumped up and yelled: "Double double! I want double!" Doubles full of chicken! !

So, on the dinner table, in front of Hongye, there were two large bowls of clear chicken soup sprinkled with chopped green onions and coriander.

The young man looked dull, looking at the clear soup that didn't even have a trace of oil, smelled it, it was very fragrant, and tasted it, it was full of delicious fragrance, but no matter how delicious it was, it wasn't meat!

With a mournful face, Hongye picked up a steamed bun, and cried, "Why, why is there no meat?"

Zhuang Fan said: "I have been vegetarian for several days, and I ate meat suddenly. Do you still want to have a stomach? Bear with it first, drink a few soups, tonic, and then catch a big wild boar, Master will make braised pork for you!"

Hongye sipped the soup and muttered softly, "I have a good stomach!"

Zhuang Fan ignored him, watching the children eat well, chicken soup with steamed buns, a few plates of cold side dishes, the children were very happy to eat, Maomao still ate with Wukong at the same frequency, but everyone was already surprised Strange.

After such a leisurely breakfast, Wukong asked the master who was hung up by the children, "Master, shall we set off?"

Zhuang Fan nodded, and calmly said: "Let's go!" No matter what, we still have to go west.

He wanted to go back to the Western Paradise, stand at that person's feet again, and tell him that he wanted to be with Avalokitesvara, if that didn't work, at worst, he would abduct Avalokitesvara this time and return to the mortal world to be a mortal, that's all.

At that moment, Wukong sensed a trace of murderous intent coming from his master. He turned his head strangely, only to see that his master was holding Bajie, Honghaier and Mao Mao, listening to Wuwang and Wuyou's quarrel with a smile.

Was he mistaken?The monkey scratched its head strangely, and closed the tent.

On the road again, Zhuang Fan's physical fitness no longer hindered him, and the white dragon horse let go of the speed and ran wildly, and the journey speeded up a lot.

Everything remained the same as usual, only one caramel cake, which couldn't catch up with the white dragon horse, made Wuyou throw it on the green leaf boat, and Wuyou followed on the hot wheel.

The caramel cake can be regarded as a person who has climbed too high and looked too far. He has also eaten elixir. He is no different from ordinary horses. When he arrived on the green leaf boat, he was a little trembling at first, but he got used to it. Every time he set off, he consciously boarded the boat, which was very comfortable look.

It's just that occasionally the mountain road is difficult, and Zhuang Fan doesn't pamper it, and will tell him to come down for a walk or run, so as not to be useless.

On this day, when the masters and apprentices came to a place, they felt that it was getting hotter and hotter, and their noses and temples were covered with sweat.

Bajie is a little fatter, not heat-resistant, and muttered as he walked: "It's not autumn yet, why is there autumn tiger here? This solar term is not right!"

At this time, the memory recovered, and the plot of Journey to the West, which had been concealed by the secret, returned to Zhuang Fan's mind, even clearer than before.

Every word of the complete Journey to the West that he has read, every page of the comic book, every picture of the comic strip, every scene of the cartoon, all clearly appeared in his mind.

Then, the front is Honghaier's house, Zhuang Fan thought quietly.

Now that there is a red boy around, the fan can no longer be so violent, there is no reason to beat the parents of the child in front of the child.

Or, he can think of a different way to put out the fire.

Just as he was thinking about it, he saw the green leaf boat descending lightly, and the red boy jumped up, rushing towards Zhuang Fan confidently and boldly.

Zhuang Fan quickly stretched out his arms, hugged the little fat man tightly in his arms, and asked, "What's the matter?"

The red boy said, "Grandpa, you can't go any further! In front of this is the Flaming Mountain, eight hundred miles away, and there are fires all over the place. When I was young, I always went to play, followed my mother, and put out the fire once a year! Let's go or go." If you don't go, you have to go to my mother to get a fan!"

He patted his small chest and said, "I'm going to fetch the fan, you wait here for me!"

Before Zhuang Fan could make a sound, Hong Haier turned into a red cloud, slipped from his embrace, and ran away in a flash.

Zhuang Fan looked at the back of the red boy going away, and frowned, Wukong saw it, came over and asked: "Master, but what's wrong?"

Zhuang Fan said: "Well, I'm just worried that Hong Hai'er may not come back after leaving..."

Although Princess Iron Fan is obedient, gentle and considerate to the Bull Demon King, she doesn't mind even being a door-to-door son-in-law outside, but in fact she has a stubborn personality, and her son does it to others without her consent. Without an apprentice, how can she cope?

After all, Hong Hai'er is still young, if he goes there, he is afraid that he will fall into a trap and fail to win over his mother, so he can only be trapped in the mansion.

Wukong laughed: "Master, don't worry, who dares to rob the big brother for an apprentice, if the red boy doesn't come back, he has to worry about it, but we really can't go on. The ground is too hot, and the horseshoe can't stand it. "

After Zhuang Fan heard this, he dismounted quickly, and the little white dragon took advantage of the situation and turned into a human body. Zhuang Fan asked anxiously, "Is your leg okay?"

Xiao Bailong smiled and comforted him: "Master, I have rough skin and thick flesh, so what is this little heat?"

He opened the awning with his hand and looked forward, he saw the heat was steaming like a big fire, so he said: "Master, why don't I send a heavy rain, it's too stuffy!"

Zhuang Fan's eyes lit up when he heard this!