Tang Seng is a cook

Avalokitesvara looked at the cute and ignorant little monkey, and choked in her heart, thinking that this other spirit monkey who caused unrest in the Three Realms back then, why did it suddenly collapse?

Seeing Guanyin looking at him without blinking, Liu Er stretched out a finger, pointed at himself, and said seriously: "My name is Mao Mao!" No Liu Er.

Guanyin only felt chest tightness and dizziness, and he said weakly: "Okay, call me Mao Mao, let's call it Mao Mao!"

Liu Er turned around and asked Ba Jie, "Brother, what's your name?"

Bajie blinked his big round eyes, his pink face was a little blushing, and he whispered: "My name is Pangpang."

Liu Er's eyes were wide open, and he said enviously: "Then you must be full every meal!"

He wandered alone by himself, and always ate whatever fruit was available in the mountains and forests, and it was common for him to suffer from hunger.

Bajie sighed and said, "I also came to Master's side to get enough to eat! I have to thank Bodhisattva for this!"

Liu Er was at a loss, "Why do you want to thank the Bodhisattva?" Shouldn't it be thanks to the master for the food?

Bajie laughed innocently, and said in a low voice, "Thank you Bodhisattva for choosing me as Master's apprentice!"

The Bodhisattva is not far away, and it is shameful to be heard too loudly.

Ba Xiaodai thought shyly.

Unexpectedly, Liu Er turned around and answered the Bodhisattva again: "Then why didn't you choose me as Uncle's apprentice?"

The Bodhisattva was holding Zhuang Fan's hand in a daze. Hearing this, he was taken aback for a while, thought for a while, and prevaricated, "I don't know you either. Where do you live?"

Liu Er suddenly remembered that they were still meeting each other, so he quickly turned back and grabbed Bajie's hand and said, "Brother Fatty, show me, where am I from? Who am I?"

After hearing this, Avalokitesvara was speechless, what a marshal of the canopy, called Pang Pang?

There is also the clue of the six ears, which was seen by the Buddha back then, Ba Jie is now a little pig demon, what can he see?

Bajie straightened the little monkey's face, looked at it carefully for a long time, frowned and smacked his tongue and said, "Your face, you can't do it, why do I always see brother monkey through you?"

Bajie pulled his neck and shouted to Wukong who didn't know what he was doing outside, "Brother! Brother!"

Wukong came in with tea and said, "What are you shouting about! Master is still asleep!"

After finishing speaking, he slapped himself on the mouth: shouting and shouting, it is a good thing to be able to wake up, so he said: "What's the matter, you are so anxious?"

He brought the tea to Guanyin, and gave a cup to Hongye who was lazily lying beside Zhuang Fan, and said, "Be careful, it's hot!"

Hongye muttered, "Brother, you really look like an old lady these days, I'm still afraid of getting hot?"

The monkey rolled his eyes and said, "I'm afraid you'll burn my master with the sprinkles!" He kicked him and said, "Lie away!"

Hongye groaned and pretended to cry: "It's unreasonable! Brothers are killing each other!" While crying, she rolled steadily to the side.

Hong Haier, who was playing with Wu Wang on the rope, looked at his master, shook his head, and sighed loudly, which made Wu Wang laugh and said, "What are you worried about?"

Hong Haier said: "When I think that Master is a fool, I feel that the future is not bright." He said very lonely, "If I didn't want to recognize Grandpa, I wouldn't have been fooled by this!"

Hongye could hum loudly again: "It's unreasonable to deceive the master and destroy the ancestors..."

Everyone smothered their laughter, only Guanyin looked at the people in the tent and thought it was magical.

I must be dreaming, he thought.

Seeing that Wukong had finished pouring the water, Bajie waved him again, pulled him over, sat in front of him, stuffed Mao Mao into his arms, looked at him carefully, and said "Huh?" from time to time.

"Ok?"

"what!"

"That's not right..."

After a while, both Wukong and Liuer looked at Mao, they both shivered and said in unison: "What are you looking at?"

Bajie slapped his thigh and said, "Look! It's like this!"

Exactly the same, he said, exactly the same!

At this time, someone lifted the curtain and walked in with a dog in his arms. Hearing this, he said with a smile, "Marshal Tianpeng saw something?"

Everyone looked up and shouted, Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva!

Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, dressed in black, bald, with a calm expression and a smile on his mouth, is standing at the door of the tent with his arms folded and listening!

Everyone hurriedly came to see him.

The children were very respectful, only Hongye, like today, there are not many people with higher status than him. When they saw Jizang, Jizang was like Guanyin and wanted to salute him.

Hong Ye sized him up and said, "The young monk's aspirations have not changed?"

Ksitigarbha folded his palms together and said: "Senior is in front, dare not speak nonsense, never changed!"

Hongye scratched her head and said, "Oh, I don't know when it will be the boss."

He took it out, took out four or five ginseng fruits, and said, "I'll give you all the leftovers after I shared them with them last time! It's stained with a little bit of primordial purple energy, it's good for you to eat!"

Hongye pointed her chin to listen, and said, "Give one to the little fat dog!"

Di Ting was both happy and angry, his tail was wagging happily, and he was unconvinced who was getting fat, so he barked twice at Hongye!

Seeing Hong Ye, she hugged Di Ting and scratched it in her arms. Di Ting was so comfortable that she hummed, but Hong Ye stopped scratching halfway.

Hongye laughed loudly, and said, "Who told you to bark me, stop scratching me!"

Having said that, Hongye really picked up the chubby Di Ting and gave it back to Jizo.

Di Ting groaned twice in frustration, curled up and refused to show his head.

Guanyin stood aside and didn't speak for a while, seeing Hongye walking away, she said, "Why are you here?"

Ksitigarbha said gracefully while eating the fruit, "It's for that little monkey, I'm afraid you won't know and hurt him again."

Two days ago, Ting Ting told him that this little monkey has gone to the monkey again. He originally thought that he would come that day, but unfortunately, he was caught by something and arrived today. However, it seems that he has no need to leave This time, this time, the little monkey got along well with the monkey.

At this moment, it is still being carried on the shoulders and neck by the Great Sage.

Guanyin said strangely: "The little monkey has six ears, we all know that."

Dizang smiled, and said, "He is indeed six-eared, but he is not only six-eared."

Avalokitesvara became more and more confused, and said, "Where do you start with this?"

Dizang swallowed the fruit, and went to feed Diting again. The two of you, one for you, and one for me, took turns to eat. He changed the subject and said, "Why didn't you see the holy monk?"

Avalokitesvara let out a groan, turned around, revealed Zhuang Fan who was sleeping inside, and said: "Something happened, he has been sleeping for several days, why don't you know?"

Dizang looked at the thin and seemingly unmoving figure under the quilt, frowned, and said, "I happen to have something to do these few days, so I didn't have time to talk to Di Ting! What's wrong with him?"

Guanyin said, "Let's go over and talk slowly."

Leading Dizang to the left and right of Zhuang Fan's bed, the two sat cross-legged.

Seeing this posture, Di Zang smiled, and said, "This seems to be the past."

Avalokitesvara thought about it, and he was also happy, and said: "He was so drunk that he fell asleep, so that we should guard him with fear!"

Ksitigarbha fell silent suddenly, Guanyin pretended not to notice, and said, "Speaking of which, if Bodhi comes, the four of us will be together."

Dizang narrowed his eyes, lowered his eyes and said indifferently: "Why mention him, it's fine without him."

The two of them didn't look at each other, Wukong's expression changed when he heard the word "Bodhi", he suddenly turned his head, with tears in his eyes, looking at the two of them with tears in his eyes.

The Bodhisattva refused to let go when he saw Ksitigarbha, so he had to say: "If you don't mention it, don't mention it. You should say it first or I will say it first."

Dizang said: "The little monkey is fine, so tell me first, what's wrong with him?"

Avalokitesvara told Zhuang Fan that he was mistakenly empowered by the primordial purple qi, and then he was washed by the purple qi and cut the marrow, and then he started to refine the purple qi again, and finally said: "No, I am practicing, I don't know When can I wake up?"

Ksitigarbha frowned and said, "Did the ancestor say that getting the grand purple energy for nothing will hinder him?" After all, he is still a mortal body now, not the golden body of the Buddha.

Guanyin frowned, took Zhuang Fan's hand, put his elbows on his knees, paused on his forehead, and said in a muffled voice: "I heard what Wukong said, and the ancestors said that he got purple air for nothing, and was contaminated with cause and effect. I don't know what to do. Why still..."

As he spoke, he burst into tears.

Ksitigarbha knew what was on his mind, sighed, patted Guanyin on the shoulder and said, "Don't be sad, he is a lucky person, and he has always been kind and soft-hearted. He has accumulated the blessings and virtues of ten lifetimes, so there will be no serious problems!"

Guanyin choked with sobs and sniffed her nose, let go of her hand, wiped away her tears, and said in a crying voice, "Then tell me, what happened to that little monkey?"

He took his chin and nodded Zhuang Fan who was still sleeping, and said, "He named him Mao Mao."

Dizang couldn't help laughing, and said, "It's still so cramped!"

Avalokitesvara laughed through tears, and said, "I just heard that he called the canopy Fatty."

Dizang has never been a person who shows his emotions. Hearing this now, he couldn't help laughing twice.

Avalokitesvara said, "Stop talking about this, you can talk about it."

Ksitigarbha patted Di Ting's little ears, pondered for a while, and said, "Actually, Liu Er, he is still Wukong's obsessive avatar, body."

Wukong was eavesdropping on the side with the little hairy monkey on his back, and he couldn't help shouting: "What the hell!?"

He scrambled up, almost knocking Mao Mao on his shoulder who was concentrating on eating ginseng fruit. Fortunately, Wukong still held Mao Mao's legs, and asked the little monkey to straighten his back, so he sat up straight. Concentrate on eating the fruit.

Avalokitesvara and Dizang were unaware that there would be eavesdroppers in such a big tent, and they almost made the monkey deaf.

Wuyou saw his father last night and was sleeping in it when he was woken up by the monkey, sat up with a grunt, and shouted in shock: "What's wrong, what's wrong with my father!"

Busyly told Wu Wang to press it down, Wu Wang coaxed him: "It's all right, Master is fine, go to sleep!"

Wu You was in a special situation at this time, he hadn't slept all night, he was really sleepy, after lying down for a while, he snored loudly again.

Hongye also dragged Bajie to them, and said to the two Bodhisattvas and the two little monkeys, "Talk, talk slowly!"

Ksitigarbha and Avalokitesvara looked at each other, both feeling a headache.

The monkey lifted the little hairy monkey, held it in his arms, and looked at each other, wanting to see what is so magical about his "divided body".

Liu Er focused on eating the fruit and ignored him. After eating, he stretched out his little hand: "Dirty, wash it!" It was stained with juice, and the hair on his hand was sticky together.

Hou Zixin said that when he first arrived, he was buried like that, and it's only been a few days, so be careful!

Finally took him out to wash his hands.

Avalokitesvara said: "Not only Wukong, but I was also shocked. What's going on? If he is obsessed with being a partisan, last time Wukong was..." He beat himself to death...

Ksitigarbha coughed, and instead of asking Guanyin to speak, he sighed and said, "I didn't expect it before, it's the Buddha..." He would have such a cruel hand, fooling the child to do it himself, and with one stick, Wukong was completely wiped out The way to sanctification.

It's just that it can't be said clearly.

Avalokitesvara slumped on the cushion in a daze, speechless for a while, but he understood the unfinished words of Ksitigarbha.

For a moment, I just felt empty and cold in my heart.

Guanyin paused for a long time, then said in a trembling voice: "Buddha, did you intend to... or did you not... You already knew about this?"

Dizang nodded, lowered his eyes and said: "Intentionally or not, it was true that the child died back then. I always felt sorry for Wukong and him." I didn't tell the truth directly in the underworld back then.

Avalokitesvara smiled wryly and said, "What does it have to do with you, what has to do with you."

At this time, Wukong came over with the little monkey in his arms, sat between the two bodhisattvas, and said, "Bodhisattva, I understand, I don't care about the body, I don't care about the body, Mao Mao is my younger brother." , I am me, he is him, we are two people. Today I will ask one thing."

The little monkey hangs around Wukong's neck, and sits obediently on his lap without making a sound. It only looks at Zhuang Fan, and the monkey puts him on the ground. The little monkey moves over by itself and lies down next to Zhuang Fan. up.

Ksitigarbha and Avalokitesvara felt that Wukong was not in the right mood, so they looked at each other, and it was Ksitigarbha who spoke first, and said, "Wukong, if you have anything to say, just say it. After all, the two of us are also your uncles."

The monkey kowtowed to the two Bodhisattvas, stood up and suppressed his tears, and said, "Who is the Bodhi you mentioned just now? Where is he? What does he do?" After all, is there such a person?

Is this person, as Maitreya said, just a figment of his mind?

The monkey felt aggrieved and couldn't help crying, but his words were so random that he made Ji Zang and Guanyin stupid.

Ksitigarbha didn't like Bodhi, so he squinted at Avalokitesvara to signal him to go first.

Avalokitesvara felt bitter, he said cautiously: "Wukong, are you stupid, aren't you going forward, you have practiced in the Xingyue Sanxing Cave for more than ten years in Fangcun Mountain of Lingtai, how come you don't even remember the name of your master?" ?”

Hearing this, Wukong was so angry that he stood up, suppressing his anger, and said: "He pretends to be a ghost! I don't remember him! I won't talk about the past! I'll just talk about the present! I came out from the foot of Wuzhi Mountain , followed Master Sanzang, and Master gave me a few days of family leave and asked me to visit relatives, friends and elders, and I wanted to see him first! But what happened! He just didn’t see me! He played tricks on me!”

Ksitigarbha and Guanyin looked at each other again, they really didn't know about this matter, Ksitigarbha saw that Wu's air was trembling, pulled him to sit down and said, "What happened then? Take it easy, don't be angry, what's the use of being angry?"

Wukong wiped his tears with his arm, and said: "When I arrived at Xiniu Hezhou, I was stopped by Maitreya. He asked me why I came to this Paradise by myself. I couldn't help feeling flustered, and asked him if he knew where Lingtai Mountain was?"

Wukong gritted his teeth, and said bitterly: "In the end, Maitreya said that I was asking him about my heart, and he recited a few verses, telling me that Bodhi is only sought from the heart, so why bother to seek mystery from the outside?" Words, remember firmly!Unforgettable is not an exaggeration!

The monkey couldn't hold back for a moment, his throat choked, and said: "What does he mean, doesn't he mean that there is no such thing as Lingtai Mountain and no Bodhi!?"

The monkey said sadly: "He told me not to call him Master anymore, not to go to him again, I just don't go! I have been at the foot of the mountain for 500 years, I asked for it, and if he didn't go to save me, I wanted to, and I didn't want to." No complaints. It's just, it's just that why bother to frame me... make me think that there is no such person in this world!"

After hearing this, Guanyin and Dizang stared at each other, shook their heads in unison, and sighed in their hearts, Bodhi, this old bastard, is getting more and more outrageous!

Net out moths!

After all, Dizang still had a sincere heart for Bodhi, so he reluctantly said: "Wukong, your master..." Seeing the monkey turn his face away, he quickly changed his words, "Bodhi's scumbag is just such a nonchalant temperament. !" Scolding him deserves it!

Avalokitesvara coughed, turned her eyes to look at the top of the tent, and said to herself, I just pretend I didn't listen to anything, anyway, that old thing is really out of tune!

Dizang continued: "Both Guanyin and I, plus your master Jin Chanzi and Bodhi, were close friends before the Buddha set up a monastery in Lingshan. Later, when Lingshan was first established, the Buddha wanted to accept the four of us as disciples." But Bodhi felt that the Dharma was too restrictive, ahem, it didn’t fit his ideals, so he didn’t convert to my Buddha, but he couldn’t bear the three of us, so he built a Taoist temple on a mountain in Hezhou, Xiniu.”

Dizang briefly talked about the past, and then said: "The world has changed..." He was silent for a while and said, "Your master accepted you as an apprentice. In fact, he loved you very much back then. If you mention you to us, we will wait for you." I want you to go out as a teacher so that you can meet your uncle..."

Dizang thought for a while, and glanced at Avalokitesvara. Guanyin nodded, and Dizang was heartbroken, and said: "He is showing off to us every day, you are a monkey apprentice, and it annoys the three of us, too. Coincidentally, when something happened, he asked him to gamble with Jin Chanzi, but he lost you.

Your master loves you dearly and has feelings for Jin Chanzi, and he refuses to lose face in front of his sweetheart, so he reluctantly kicks you out of the mountain gate and vows not to see you again.

But who knows, just as he kicked you out of Lingtai Mountain, something happened on his back foot. The golden cicada who was supposed to pick you up from the mountain gate was knocked down by the Buddha and reincarnated.

Because Bodhi lost you, he felt sad and regretful, locked the gate of the mountain, and didn't know the outside world. The immortal years, a retreat, will disappear in hundreds of years, so he probably didn't know the reincarnation of the golden cicada. Reincarnation, I don't know you are in trouble, you, don't blame him, right? "

Ksitigarbha's words were eloquent, not to mention Wukong and Guanyin, even a group of small people in the corner headed by Hongye were also stunned.

Guanyin stammered: "No, Dizang, there is something, let me refute it!"

Ksitigarbha was puzzled, turned his head and said, "What's the matter? Did I say something wrong? Although I wasn't there in many places, I listened to the truth afterwards, so there shouldn't be any mistakes, right?"

Bodhi was indeed annoyed and regretful.

Guanyin blushed, and whispered, "I made a mistake in just one place."

He leaned close to Dizang's ear and said, "It's me who has feelings for Jin Chanzi, not senior brother. He just cares about saving face! There's no such thing as having a lover!"

After hearing this, Dizang wondered, "Could it be that you ignored him for hundreds of years, not because of, then what?"

Guanyin said, "What?"

Dizang squeaked a few times, and said, "Jealous about fighting for wind?"

Guanyin blushed, and said: "Fart! I'm so jealous of that one! I'm not angry with him because of you!"

Dizang's face turned red, and he muttered softly, "It's none of my business!"

The two of them quarreled like no one else, and Wukong was going to die of anger!

A big living person, if you ask me if you haven't asked me, you will bet on me!

Seeing these two people arguing endlessly, talking about old sesame seeds and rotten millet, the monkey hugged his arms and said angrily: "It seems that I am very valuable! I asked you to bet a lot of money on me! I want to know, what do you use?" What bet won me?"

Avalokitesvara spat at him: "A skinny monkey is worth ass, your master always shows off how smart you are, so we couldn't help but do a fortune telling for you, and it turned out that there are not only all kinds of small waves waiting in your life, but There is also a life-and-death catastrophe. We will be angry with Bodhi, saying that he is too weak to protect you, and when your master is so angry, he will say that there is a competition, and whoever is more capable, he will give him as an apprentice."

Wukong was stunned, and said: "Then what happened after that?"

Avalokitesvara pointed at Zhuang Fan, who was still sleeping, and said, "Master Sanzang won easily. Your master felt that his skills were not good enough, so he threw you out on the agreed day. He told you that he will never call you again." Going back is probably because he is afraid that you will go back just at a critical moment, and he will not be able to protect you."

Guanyin thought about it and said: "As for what he was thinking a while ago, I don't know if he has to play with Maitreya."

He asked Dizang, "Can you guess it?"

Dizang also shook his head, and said, "Who knows what logic can come up with that one tendon twisted and twisted!"

Wukong sat down on the mat and said, "So I blamed him wrongly?"