Tang Seng is a cook

But it was said that Zhen Yuanzi sat on the futon for a long time in a daze that night, his heart was in a mess and his thoughts were at a loss. In the middle of the night, he quietly got up and went to the former garden, staring at the smooth and clean soil like a mirror in a daze.

The ginseng fruit tree has been rooted on this land for a long time, and it has been 7000 years since he obtained the primordial purple energy and produced fruit. During this time, I don’t know how many fruits fell on it, and I don’t know how many primordial purple energy was contaminated, so this The soil is not only harder than meteorite, even a mortal can live forever if he eats this soil.

Zhen Yuanzi stared at the soil in a daze for a long while, and finally rolled up his sleeves, using the universe in his sleeves, to roll up all the soil in the garden, leaving no dross behind, leaving a huge deep pit on the ground.

After thinking about it, Zhen Yuanzi was afraid that some disciples would be careless and mischievous, so he used the technique of moving mountains and filling seas to fill up the hole, and then went back to the bedroom, swaying and writing a note, quietly taking advantage of the night He left without disturbing anyone in the audience.

Zhen Yuanzi left a note in his bedroom to his disciples, saying that he was going on a trip and would return soon, and told them to close the gate of the mountain and practice diligently every day. If you come back by yourself and find someone who is slack and has no progress in cultivation, you will be expelled from the teacher.

The eldest disciple Zhen Yuanzi saw him, he was very helpless, he could only follow his master's instructions, close the gate of the mountain, and lead a group of junior disciples to practice in peace every day.

Let’s just talk about Zhen Yuanzi, holding the soil left by the ginseng fruit tree, he soared into the sky through the clouds and fog. Although he didn’t know where to look for the red leaves, he still found a direction at random, and he was not in a hurry. If you see a barren place in the mountains, you will sprinkle some soil down to nourish the earth with spiritual soil.

He thought, walking day after day like this, covering all the barren mountains, rivers and land with the spiritual soil under the ginseng fruit tree, one day, the red leaves will see and understand.

He no longer expects to reunite with Hongye on the road. Tens of thousands of years have passed in his life. For him who is blind and blind, there is only pain, and he has never had any surprises.

Zhen Yuanzi only hoped that Hongye could see what he did, and that one day, he could go back to Wuzhuang to watch it, and that would be great.

In a hot spring two miles away from Wuzhuang Temple in Wanshou Mountain, Hongye soaked comfortably in the steaming hot spring water and sighed comfortably. He has coveted this hot spring for a long time, but he is trapped in the garden every day. Here, he has never been here for a bath, and just now he slipped away from the crowd, and he couldn't wait to come here!

The hot hot spring water surrounds the whole body, bubbling and bubbling, it really feels so comfortable!

From now on, he has to enjoy his tree life well, Hongye thought so.

Hongye closed her eyes and quietly concentrated on taking a bath. After a while, he took out a palm-sized object, but it turned out to be a dried loofah. I found it in the vegetable garden, took a piece of it secretly, and hid it. It is said that I rub it with this after taking a bath, it is super cool!

Hongye doesn't know what it feels like to feel refreshed. Probably, it's like when the cold winter is over and the ice and snow disappear, he stretches the branches and bursts out a new leaf?

Hongye took the small loofah, tentatively rubbed it carefully and vigorously on her arm that was also rough and covered with scars!

huh huh?

A large piece of bark-like thing was scraped off by the veins of the loofah pulp, revealing the white and tender skin underneath.

Ok?

But Zhuang Fan and his disciples left Wuzhuang Temple and traveled day and night. Although the ginseng fruit Zhuang Fan didn't taste much, he really felt light and healthy, reborn, and he couldn't help but secretly marveled in his heart.

However, he held back the question of what ginseng fruit tasted like, and he refused to say it again.

Does Master not want to lose face?

Little Bailong Wuwang woke up this time, his seat had already been snatched by caramel cake, Zhuang Fan was worried about the little flower bud on the top of Wuyou's head, and with more apprentices, Zhuang Fan was also a little tired and weak One mistake, Ao Wuwang really did what his elder brother said, he became unemployed and fell out of favor with his master.

Fortunately, this child has a big heart, and his thoughts are also on his two "sons". After running around the little junior, he didn't feel lost. Also reduced a lot.

Don't you know that this makes Zhuang Fan even more worried.

After driving for a few days, seeing that his son was fine, Zhuang Fan turned his mind away from Wu You and watched carefully, only to realize that Wu Wang cared too much for Wu You, afraid that he would be cold, that he would be hot, and that he would be tired. This time, he turned into a white horse and wanted to carry Wuyou on the road, which annoyed Wuyou enough.

Fortunately, even though Wu You was irritable, he also knew that his second senior brother had good intentions, even if he was impatient, he endured them one by one.

But Zhuang Fan felt that something was wrong after all. The two children who were ruthlessly treated by their parents and whose hearts were traumatized suddenly had two common children when they were still young and full of grievances. They don't know how to be parents is really right and good, but can they know how to get along with each other is the most appropriate?

What's more, Wu Wang is afraid of Nezha to death!If he finds out Wuyou's true identity in the future, he will be in awe! ?

Zhuang Fan had a toothache when he watched his apprentice and his son get together these few days, and his heart ached when he saw Wu Wang following Wu You's feet, and finally camped at night, he called Wu Wang to his side, I plan to have a heart-to-heart talk with the second apprentice.

He pushed the three far away, took Wu Wang's hand, touched his apprentice's bald head full of worry, and asked cautiously, "Wu Wang, Master just wants to chat with you tonight, let's Master and apprentice can talk about what's on their minds, is it okay?"

Wu Wang poked his neck and looked out, absent-mindedly said: "Master, I want to go and see my junior brother, it's very cold outside, I'm afraid he'll be freezing, if the wind gets cold, it's going to be bad!"

Zhuang Fan covered his face, thinking that it was impossible to talk about Ma Dan, so he called Wu You in, and wanted to talk together!

When Wuyou came in, he was holding a big steaming elbow in his hand, and his mouth was full of greasy food.

Bajie had just roasted the elbow for him. They caught a big wild boar before camping. They didn’t eat much for dinner. After eating, Wuyou felt hungry again, so Bajie took the remaining two legs. It's all baked, and it's fun to eat with the younger brother.

Bajie is now a white and clean young fat monk, not to mention handsome in appearance, he has nothing to do with pigs, and he and Wu You get together to eat pig's feet and elbows, without any psychological burden.

Zhuang Fan was just about to take out a towel to wipe his son's mouth, when he saw Wu Wangceng suddenly jumped up, ran to get a towel, soaked it in warm water and wrung it dry, and then handed it to Wuyou. The strength made Zhuang Fan's stomach hurt after seeing it.

Wuyou took the towel, wiped his mouth indiscriminately, and asked, "Second Senior Brother, do you want to eat?" He knew that his father had a small belly, and he usually stopped eating after dinner, but it was Second Senior Brother, according to Senior Senior Brother , The belly is very large.

The pork knuckle is roasted by Bajie until the skin is crispy and golden, brushed with honey, sprinkled with fine salt, cumin and other seasonings. Reiki cultivation, the requirements for these ordinary meals are not so great, besides, I did not eat less tonight, and I am not hungry at this time, so I shook my head and said: "You eat, brother is too full, I can't eat anymore .”

As soon as these words were said, both Zhuang Fan and Wu You looked at him suspiciously, Wu You was moved in his heart, and persuaded: "Second Senior Brother, let's share the food, it's enough!"

Zhuang Fan also touched his apprentice's bald head and said, "Wu Wang, Master can afford you, so don't make yourself hungry, Master will not throw you back to the West Sea!"

Wu Wang couldn't laugh or cry, in everyone's eyes, what kind of idiot he was!

After finally explaining clearly, Zhuang Fan breathed a sigh of relief, and after the children sat down in front of him, he slowly said: "Wu Wang, Wu You, Master just wanted to ask you today, these two ginseng fruit Baby, it came suddenly. Although you did not conceive these two children like ordinary couples, but in terms of identity, you are indeed their parents. Have you ever thought about how you two will get along in the future? "

Wu Wang looked bewildered, but Wu You was very calm, he was still gnawing on the pork knuckle slowly, cracking the crispy pig skin, he looked at the second senior brother, and said: "Second senior brother, you first explain!"

Wu Wang scratched the back of his bald head, and said to Zhuang Fan, "Master, I really haven't thought about this."

Zhuang Fan frowned and sighed. Sure enough, he patted his apprentice on the shoulder and said, "Wu Wang, there are some things that you just need to do. For example, if we go west, we don't need to think too much, just go! But there are some things. , You can’t do it if you don’t want to! Think about it carefully and talk to Master, okay?”

Wu Wang looked at his master, then at his junior brother, and heard the sound of the senior brother and third junior brother laughing outside the tent. He listened to it, and couldn't help but smile knowingly. Seeing Zhuang Fan, he didn't rush him. Lowering his head, he thought about his thoughts carefully.

Wu You slowly gnawed a big pig's knuckle, then ran to wash his face, and came back clean, hungry and sleepy, nestled in his father's arms, and fell asleep.

Today it's Wukong's turn to be on duty at night. Bajie has been thinking about the days of Heaven with his elder brother these days, and they are talking very much, but they don't come back. In the tent, a glazed lamp is dimly lit. Her breath was long, her face was ruddy, and the little flower bud in her hair also retracted quietly, revealing only a delicate pink tip.

It was a quiet spring day and night, and Zhuang Fan guarded the two children in silence.

In the middle of the night, Zhuang Fan couldn't hold on anymore, leaned on his temples, and fell asleep on his side. Wu You was on the bed behind his father, sleeping in a sleepless state. Wu Wang quietly moved to Zhuang Fan's side and whispered He said, "Master, Master?"

Zhuang Fan woke up suddenly, opened his eyes, and seeing that he was wearing pajamas without a quilt, he quickly put him under the quilt, and said in a low voice, "Why are you so careless, what if you're freezing!?"

Wu Wang smiled and nestled into the master's bed, let the master beat him, as if he had returned to the time of Xiao Kua Yuaner, he pressed against Zhuang Fan's chest, and whispered: "Master, I have made up my mind!"

Zhuang Fan patted his apprentice on the back, put his chin on the top of the apprentice's head, and said softly: "Speak, Master, listen."

Wu Wang then said: "Then I told you, Master can't kill me."

Zhuang Fan smiled softly, and said soothingly: "As long as you have carefully considered it, and it is justified, Master will obey you."

Wu Wang put his arm around Zhuang Fan, and whispered: "Master, I thought about it just now, in my heart, the third junior brother and the junior junior brother are actually the same, there is no difference, I treat the junior junior brother very well, I think probably It's only three o'clock,"

Hearing this, Zhuang Fan nodded in his heart. His second apprentice was still very clear-headed, and he began to sum it up!

I only heard Wu Wang continue to say: "One, it's because my junior brother and I share a little bit of the same disease." He sighed leisurely, "Both of our fathers are very unreliable, but fortunately we are now With Master." He flattered Zhuang Fan very intimately.

Zhuang Fan thumped in his heart, he didn't feel the joy of being flattered at all, he was full of words: Wu Wang knows who Wu You is? !

Wu Wangwang didn't pause, and said again: "Two ones, because out of all the people, probably only the youngest brother, the youngest brother, was born at the end of the Yin and Shang Dynasties! After birth, he will go to heaven at a young age. Well, it’s been a year in the sky, so I haven’t grown any older at all. Although the eldest brother can’t remember when he was born, but we all calculated that he has been in the world for at least 800 years. Third brother, he used to It’s been a long time since I was Marshal Peng in the Heavenly Court, as for me, let alone, I was born in the prehistoric era, but the dragon clan has a long life and grows slowly, “so I’m still a baby now!

Zhuang Fan had a black face when he heard this, and thought to himself, among all of us, I am the youngest one, okay!Your master, I am only 20 years old!twenty!Only twenty!

Just thinking of Wu Wang saying the word "Yin Shang", my heart tightens again.

Wu Wang didn't know that his master was complaining crazily, and continued: "Three ones, it's because," he suddenly became shy, "It's because the younger brother is my child's mother!"

This is Wuyou waking up in a daze, muttering: "Brother, didn't we agree to call it the gestator! The gestator! I'm a boy!"

Wu Wang hurriedly said: "Oh yes yes yes, the breeder!"

Zhuang Fan's black thread wondered what kind of name it was, and asked curiously, "What about you? Wuyou is no longer called mother, so what's your name?"

Wu Wang proudly puffed out his small chest under the quilt and said, "Nurser!" He wants to feed three miles at once!

Zhuang Fan's face at the moment is not a black line, but a black ash, what do you call it!He asked tremblingly: "After that, when the baby is born, what should I call you?" You won't invent any ghost names, will you?

Wu Wang pointed to himself: "Father!" and pointed to Wu You who was behind Zhuang Fan: "Daddy!" Alas, he didn't take the title of Daddy, and when the little junior acted coquettishly with a straight face, he got goosebumps all over his body , had to promise him!

Seeing that Zhuang Fan was about to speak again, Wuwang hurriedly said, "Master, I just talked about three points, so listen to me!"

Zhuang Fan nodded and stopped interrupting. Behind him, Wu You also continued to doze off in a half-dream and half-awake state. In the tent, only Wu Wang whispered slowly: "I know what Master is worried about. Because of the arrival of two babies, you are forced to live together, right?"

Zhuang Fan sighed and didn't make a sound, which was a tacit agreement.

Wu Wang said cheerfully: "Master, don't worry, my junior brother and I are not such foolish people! We brothers will make good arrangements for our future life!"

Zhuang Fan put his stomach back in his heart a little bit, and asked again: "After that, the babies will be born, have you two thought about it, what's their last name, what's their name?"

Surname Ao?Or... the surname... Li?

Wuyou was sleepy and said behind Zhuang Fan: "Let's figure it out, I don't like my surname, senior brother doesn't like his surname, we want the baby to have the same surname as Daddy!"

Zhuang Fan turned pale with shock, what?Follow his surname Zhuang?Then how will he explain to his parents when he gets home?

"Dad! Mom! This is your grandson, Zhuang Dabao, Zhuang Xiaobao!"

???

His father will really break his leg! !

Wuyou said in a daze, "I think the surname Chen sounds nice!"

Zhuang Fan's heart fell to the ground in a flash, and fell into the valley again.

What, it turned out to be Tang Sanzang's lay surname, with a disappointed face.

Wu Wang and Wu You didn't see Zhuang Fan's expression, Wu Wang continued: "As for the name, we want to choose a better name for the babies, so we are still discussing it slowly."

Wuyou also said behind Zhuang Fan: "It must sound good, be easy to remember, and have a good meaning! Don't be weird and just call it by a random name!"

Wu Wang poked his head out and said, "That's right, that Nezha like yours sounds fierce and scary!"

Wuyou muttered: "My name is Wuyou, Wuyou! I don't know who Nezha is! Second senior brother, you can bring me up again!"

Wu Wang hurriedly said: "Okay, okay, don't say it anymore!" He didn't want to mention it, because once he said that name, he was still afraid!

Zhuang Fan's eyes widened, his heart was in his throat, he cautiously exited the space, exposed Wu You's face, and said to the second apprentice: "Wu Wang, do you know Wu You...? "

Wu Wang chased after Master's embrace and came over, yawned a little: "Master, don't worry, that day at Wuzhuang Temple, I saw Daoist Taiyi, and I knew who my junior brother was!"

Zhuang Fanxin said that he is really incompetent as a master, so he asked curiously: "Then you are not afraid of Wuyou?"

Wu Wang said wearily, "Wu You is Wu You, he is my junior brother."

This logic sounds strange, but Zhuang Fan didn't ask any more. The apprentice was very sleepy and had to go on his way tomorrow morning. He patted Wuwang reassuringly, and he quickly closed his eyes and fell asleep.

There was nothing to say all night, and early the next morning, Wu Wang went to rush around Wu You again, Zhuang Fan still looked at his toothache!

One day, he still couldn't hold back, and grabbed Wu Wang again and asked him, "Disciple, are you really not going to form a Taoist partner with your little junior brother in the future?"

Little Bailong jumped up Lao Gao as if he had been pulled by the dragon's scale, and said in a panic: "How could it be! No way!"

He calmed down and asked, "Master, why do you have such a strange idea!?"

Zhuang Fan said very sadly: "Master sees you wandering around your junior brother every day, and thinks that you will be together because of the child!" He was really worried.

Wu Wang couldn't laugh or cry and said: "I really can't! I'll just treat my junior brother as a child!" Then he approached mysteriously and said, "Besides the real name of my junior brother, this disciple is really scared! Master Don't have such terrible thoughts! Please, please!" Put your hands together and bow incessantly.

To be honest, he is still very afraid of his junior brother, he always feels his muscles hurt!Just seeing that little flower bud made him brave!As a father, you can't be cowardly in front of your son!

Zhuang Fan laughed at Wu Wang's strange appearance, and then he really stuffed his heart into his stomach.

He really didn't want his apprentice and his son to forcibly become lovers because of the next generation!

As a result, Wuyou found out about this later, and ran over to his father and said, "Dad, your son is still young, and he doesn't want to get married, and he doesn't want to get married. When I meet someone I like, I'll come back and tell you. Don't worry too much, watch out for wrinkles!"

After finishing speaking, he stepped on the Hot Wheels and ran away without a trace!

It made Zhuang Fan's nose crooked.

Since then, there has been no gap between the master and the apprentice, and they are traveling all the way quickly, going west day and night!

On this day, on the way to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures, there was a high mountain with a goblin in it, who was looking forward to it, anxiously waiting for Tang Seng and his disciples.

This goblin has no background, but was transformed by years of bones. The place where he is located was originally an ancient battlefield. After several vicious battles, he left behind many bones. He then crawled out from the rotting corpses, and became a spirit that would never be accepted in this world.

It's just that human beings have three disasters and six disasters, and demons also have seven disasters and eight disasters. This demon has been wandering around the world for many years, groping for ways to practice, and now it is reaching a critical moment. This pass is sad. Even if he can still survive in the yang world, if he can't make it through, a yin fire will burn him from head to toe and turn him into ashes, that will be a pity again.

The demon was anxious in his heart, and he searched up and down for a way, and also planned to get some treasures to protect himself.

It just so happens that he also has some good friends. A while ago, I heard a goblin with some knowledge say that Tang Sanzang, who traveled westward to learn Buddhist scriptures, is coming. hands.The most important thing is that this Tang Sanzang is also generous, if anyone helps his master and apprentice, there will be elixir for him!

Even if there is no elixir, there are scriptures written by Bodhisattvas.

For example, Huang Feng from Huangfengling is just a mouse spirit, not very capable. He just entertained the holy monk for lunch, gave him some luggage, and got a scripture. Later, he was even recruited by the Buddha to serve in Lingshan !

I'm just envious of all the little monsters!

The demon was overjoyed when he heard that, and secretly planned how to please Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice. Unexpectedly, a few days later, there was another news that Tang Sanzang was traveling all the way west, and because he was tired of being disturbed by demons, he got a demon's heart. My fault, whenever I meet a goblin, I have to gouge my heart and drink!

The ghost was stunned when he heard that, and looked at his empty chest, and couldn't help but want to cry: he has no intention!

If you can get a bottle of elixir, what's the harm in cutting out your heart and lungs! ?

It's just unintentional, it's useless! ?

The demon was slumping, and within a few days there was news that Tang Sanzang had said that he liked men.

This is simply a bolt from the blue!

The Bone Essence turned his back to the mirror, crying, and turned his head to look at the four graceful characters "Mrs. Bone" engraved on his spine in the mirror. "General Bone", I don't know if it's too late?

I just don't know what kind of man this holy monk likes, or is it a scholar with bones?

I heard that Tang Sanzang also has a son who is a Taoist priest, or is it a Taoist priest with white bones?

Poor Bone Essence, who has a difficult choice and is deeply entangled...

The author has something to say: Little Theater

1 The news of Tang Monk's journey to the west is suspected to be leaked, who did it?

The guardian deity may become the biggest paparazzi in Journey to the West!

2 Hongye took a good bath, so Suhu~

But I have no experience, just rub it in the water

Several layers of old and decayed old bark were peeled off

Rubbing a pool of hot spring water into a big quagmire

The disciples of Wuzhuang Temple went to the hot spring again on the day of rest

As a result, happy groups arrived at the place

Ok?

shocked!

So ancestor Hongye, you are ugly not because you have thick bark, but because you don't take a bath?

3 One day, the sauntering white tender boy Hongye with delicate eyebrows reunited with Zhen Yuanzi who was full of worries and gray hair and had no intention of taking care of herself.

Hongye's disgusted face: Zhenyuan, why are you so ugly?

The devastated Zhenyuan had a puzzled face: Who is this kid?Why are you so rude?

Forget it!real.