Tang Seng is a cook

Zhuang Fan patted the big apprentice on the shoulder, wiped away his tears, and said, "Wukong, if you go home to visit relatives this time, go see him too."

Monkey raised his head in shock: "Master!"

Zhuang Fan sighed, and patted the big apprentice's solid back again: "Wukong, don't complain. He also has his own difficulties! Master also has to thank him, after all," he rubbed the monkey's heart, "after all, he put you You have taught so well, and your ability is not easy to come by, you know? He also loves you. "

As soon as the monkey lowered his head, big tears fell down. He lay on Zhuang Fan's knees, clutching Tang Monk's cassock tightly in his hands, and almost prostrated himself on the ground: "Master, I don't want to go, I'm afraid, I'm afraid. Also..." I also complain...

For 500 years under Wuzhi Mountain, the heavens and the earth are not responding, his heart has already been so cold...

Zhuang Fan just laughed, stroked the monkey's back, and scolded him: "Just like a child..."

After being quiet for a long time, he cleared his throat, took a deep breath, quickly wiped his eyes, patted Wukong's arm and said, "Okay, Wukong, let's settle the matter here, so Master can give you a holiday tomorrow. OK?"

His poor apprentice, he cried so hard that his false master's heart was broken.

The monkey buried itself in Zhuang Fan's lap, nodded its head a few times, and when it raised its head again, although the rims of its eyes were still red, the tears had stopped.

The monkey stood up, helped his master up, straightened his clothes, then tapped Aoyu's shoulder with a stick: "From now on, you will never leave the master's side, and if you dare to snooze, I will really pick you up, believe it or not? "

Ao Yukuang nodded, just now he was photographed aside by his senior brother, he just stood up and stood still for a long time with his mouth open and arms outstretched, he was exhausted, he dared not be disobedient.

Zhuang Fan also picked up his ring stick, and said to the old city lord and housekeeper who stood there tremblingly: "My lord, we master and apprentice, can we go to the grape trellis to have a look?"

The old city lord looked at Tang Seng at this moment, just like looking at a god, his face was full of admiration: the second apprentice of the holy monk is a dragon, he can turn into a human, and he will throw himself into the arms of the holy monk to act like a baby; Strange, the hair is thicker, and the behavior is not like ordinary people, but he can hold his junior and senior disciples quietly, and then the senior apprentice will throw himself into the arms of the holy monk and act like a baby!

Inhuman!

The holy monk is really awesome!The old city lord secretly gave Tang Seng a thumbs up in his heart!

It's just to see a grape trellis, why not, the old city lord ordered the steward to go to the backyard to say hello to his old wife, and then led Tang Seng and the three to go back.

They were not slow on their feet, and after a while, they walked through the corridor and transferred to the courtyard where the old city lord and his wife lived. At this time, the sky was dark and the courtyard was brightly lit, and there were many people standing there.娌.

Before the banquet was held in the mansion, all the female guests worked on it for half the night and one more morning. After the holy monk had entered the banquet, the wife of the city lord also entertained the sisters-in-law. The housekeeper reported that the holy monk was coming to the backyard to see the feng shui in the courtyard. The wife of the city lord was naturally rejoiced and wanted to see Tang Yudi's demeanor, so she came out with everyone to greet her.

There is no need to elaborate on the ceremony between the two parties. After seeing the holy monk, all the female guests retreated to the side and whispered.

Ao Yu's ears are tricky, and people gossip. After hearing all kinds of ridicules about his master, he couldn't help covering his mouth and secretly laughing. At this time, he had changed back to the appearance of a little novice in Tsing Yi, and kept lowering his head. Dressed honestly, and the sky was dark, because no one noticed him.

Zhuang Fan wanted to get close to the grape trellis to have a look. He had never seen grape essence before, and he didn't know how sweet the grapes grown here were, but as soon as he took a step over there, the back lapel called Ao Yu was grabbed.

The little monk shook his head vigorously, his big eyes were pitiful: "Master, you can't go there, don't get so close to the dangerous place, the elder brother said, if I hurt you, he will pull my scales!"

Tsk, Zhuang Fan really wanted to make Ao Yu a fool, a brat, and turn to control Master.

As soon as Ao Yu raised his head, he asked the old wife of the city lord to look straight, and came over with a smile, took Ao Yu's hand, and said, "This child is cute, but is he a nephew of a holy monk or layman?"

Ao Yu had never been looked at with such loving eyes by a female elder, and she blushed instantly. The old city lord coughed violently behind his wife, pulled her sleeve hard, and was thrown by his wife: "Don't make trouble, So jealous!?"

The old city lord blushed with embarrassment and coughed more and more.

The old wife of the city lord just took him for mischief and ignored him. The more she looked at Ao Yu, the more she liked him, and asked him some commonplace things: "How old are you? When did you become a monk? Is the cultivation hard? Are you tired on the road?"

He dragged Ao Yu to the house to eat vegetarian snacks. Zhuang Fan wished that this sticky person would go farther, so he said: "Ao Yu, go and talk to the old lady. Master and senior brother will call you when they finish their work."

The old city lord just looked at his wife, smiling, holding hands, surrounded by a large group of women, leading the shy little monk in Tsing Yi to the house...

The old city lord stopped coughing, and apologized to Zhuang Fan embarrassingly: "Women don't know how deep they are, so don't blame the holy monk."

Zhuang Fan waved his hand and said, "It's okay, sir, you don't need to worry about it, you can just treat the little boy as your nephew. It's just that this child is still a naughty child, and he is far away from growing up. I'm afraid that he will be rude to your wife."

On the contrary, the old city owner was very moved, the master, the holy monk, really loved his disciples.

Seeing that there was no one else in the courtyard, Zhuang Fan approached his eldest disciple: "Wukong, what do you see?"

Wukong was leaning on a stick, standing outside the grape trellis and staring, seeing his master coming alone, he frowned: "Where is Aoyu?"

Zhuang Fan said indifferently, "I was sent into the house," and asked, "Did you find anything?"

Wukong glanced into the room, looked away, raised his chin and said: "This goblin knows we're coming, and she's afraid!"

Zhuang Fan took a closer look, and sure enough, there was no wind today, but the leaves on the grape tree were all trembling, and there were a few bunches of fruit that were shaking so much that they were about to fall off, and the old city owner who was following Zhuang Fan smacked his lips in pain .

Wukong waved the Ruyi golden cudgel, causing a gust of wind for no reason, and said: "If you don't come out again, my old grandson will have to dismantle this grape trellis first."

As soon as these words came out, the whole grape shelf trembled in fright. In the next second, a few large grape leaves were lifted up, and a small basket made of vines stretched out tremblingly. There were three bunches of crystal clear grapes, covered in frost and hanging on the belt, like purple jade, the grains were as big as ping-pong balls.

drink!Not only the old city lord, Zhuang Fan also exclaimed, he had never seen such a good, big and neat grape in his previous life!

Seeing that Wukong didn't accept it, the little basket trembled a lot, and he handed it to the great sage again, as if he was forcibly offering a bribe, Zhuang Fan laughed.

The monkey clicked his tongue and said, "Come out, I won't kill you."

The grape trellis was trembling, and it made a gesture of shaking its head, but refused to show its head.

The monkey became impatient, and pointed the stick at the room: "Then you know my old lady? If you don't come out, I'll take her to see the Bodhisattva first!"

Ask the Bodhisattva to talk to this old lady about what it means to be a transvestite!Raising a goblin as a son, he is tainted with a goblin aura, so he is not afraid of losing his life!Then let the old lady come back and take care of her son herself!

When the goblin heard this, she misunderstood, gathered her figure, and yelled out: "You dare to touch my mother, I will fight with you!"

The old city lord trembled with fright at the stern voice, and after a closer look, he realized that the person who jumped out of the grape trellis was actually his nephew, Zhao Wu.

what what?This elm-headed melon seed is a goblin?

Seeing Zhao Wu's teeth and claws rushing towards the holy monk and high disciple, the old city lord shouted in desperation: "Zhao Wu! Kneel down!"

Just as Wukong was about to take Zhao Wu down with a stick, he saw the old city lord yelling loudly, and the grape spirit knelt down without even stumbling. gray.

Tang Seng and his disciples were stunned...

The women who were talking in the room were also shocked by the shouts. How could they not be familiar with their son's voice? Zhao Wu's mother couldn't care about anything, and ran out first. The old lady, who had understood for a long time and was still anxious, rushed forward immediately.

The old lady bowed her head at Zhuang Fan: "I beg the holy monk to show you your hands! I beseech you, the holy monk, to show your hand! My son is pure in nature, he has never harmed anyone! The holy monk is clear! My son has never harmed anyone, holy monk!" "

The old lady burst into tears and kowtowed, but Zhuang Fan hurriedly avoided it. Zhao Wu's mother had gray hair and looked old at first glance. How dare Zhuang Fan accept such a big gift.

The old city lord was dumbfounded, and the city lord's wife and all the sisters-in-law who rushed over were also stupid on the spot. No one thought, what is Zhao Wu, a fool?goblin?

This goblin character is too weird, it doesn't match the goblin in the legend at all.

Wukong stabbed Zhao Wu with a stick: "You're dead, why don't you help your mother up!" He stared at him without looking at the master, and the monkey scratched his cheek. If it wasn't for the master, he wouldn't care.

Zhao Wuzhi raised his head hesitantly, looked at his third uncle, the old castellan was still blindfolded, "Get up!"

Only then did Zhao Wu find his own knee, got up and helped his mother up, half hugged her in his arms, and wiped his mother's tears: "Mother, I am, I am, I am not, it's okay, please don't cry, don't cry, don't cry. Cry, you, I want to cry too."

After choking for a few words, wow...he also cried, but his mother stopped crying and wanted to comfort him.

Everyone in the yard had a strange expression of "Look, this is a fool, how could it be a goblin".

The madam of the city lord came to her senses at this moment, and hurriedly invited all the sisters-in-law out.

Zhao Wu's aunts, aunts, sisters-in-law, brothers and sisters left together reluctantly with unfinished curiosity.

Seeing that everyone was gone, the old city lord rubbed his temples and said to his old sister-in-law: "What's going on, sister-in-law, you and my brother brought Xiao Wu to join me, didn't you say that he was born in your hometown? "

Why did you give birth to a goblin?

Zhuang Fan saw that the sky was getting dark, the night wind was blowing up, and it was getting a bit cold. Except for the goblin and him, all the people standing in the courtyard were old men and women who were not resistant to the cold, so he said, "My lord, what about this matter?" I can't finish it in a while, it's cold, let's go into the house and talk."