Tang Seng is a cook

His elder brother was so nervous that he was afraid that a goblin would suddenly jump out of nowhere and take his master away and kill him, but Ao Yu, a foolish boy, didn't notice it at all. foot.

This city lord's mansion is bigger, with blue bricks and white tiles, and a pavement of hills and stones. It is not as luxurious as Zhuang Fan imagined. He nodded in his heart, this old city lord is also a wonderful person.

Not long after, he came to the hall and divided the seats between the guests and the host. The old city lord originally wanted the holy monk to be seated, but Zhuang Fan didn't dare, so he declined and took the guest seat.

At this time, the banquet was not ready yet, and everyone sat in the hall and chatted.

There are several accompanying guests in the seat, among them is the old doctor Rong whom Zhuang Fan first met in the city.

The old city lord Zhao said with a smile: "My city is small and eccentric, and life is vulgar. If there are few people, the words will be tasteless, and if there are too many people, the words will be inappropriate, and the holy monk will be abrupt. It is rare that there are a few gentlemen in my city. Tete invites you to accompany me, this is the number one genius doctor in our city, Mister Rong!"

It's not second to none, just this old gentleman and a doctor can claim to be the number one.

Zhuang Fan hurriedly said: "Where is it, how dare you! My lord, you are too polite."

He laughed again and said, "Old benefactor Rong and I have already known each other, and I haven't thanked the old man for his kindness to the monk before."

Old Doctor Rong blushed and waved his hands again and again: "Shame the old man, shame the old man, the holy monk don't mention it again. I didn't know the identity of the holy monk before, it was really abrupt!"

If he knew that the person in front of him was Tang Yudi from the Great Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land, he would not take ten copper plates to worship the monk no matter what.Fortunately, the holy monk was kind and gave him face, so he accepted it frankly at that time, and did not say anything deeply today, otherwise, he would have to sneak out of the city lord's mansion now in despair.

The two chatted and laughed, the old city lord winked and didn't ask much, and then introduced a few well-known gentry in the city, that's all.

The old city lord invited Zhuang Fan to take a seat, and everyone flattered him. Zhuang Fan didn't need to say much, and he didn't think this kind of occasion was difficult.

It's just that there is still kneeling furniture here, Zhuang Fan is very uncomfortable, but fortunately he is a monk, sitting cross-legged is still reasonable, and everyone else in the hall is kneeling.

Only Wukong was standing close to him like a ghost, everyone saw his cold face, they didn't dare to talk about him, they only talked about Aoyu, praised his wisdom, and said hard work.

There is only one king, who is a top wealthy businessman in the city, and his family is a little poor in the capital. He is more frivolous and mean, and said: "This little boy, the holy monk, has the same appearance as the holy monk. Yes, isn’t it the son of a holy monk and a layman? This time going west, but I can’t bear to part with this little flesh and blood, and I still want to take it with me?”

After saying this, Wang Yuanwai felt it was funny, looked up to the sky and burst out laughing.

The rest of the people in the hall were taken aback by these words, they couldn't help but stare at him, and there were those who couldn't open their minds, secretly looked at the appearance of the master and the apprentice, and somehow believed it.

The king thought it was interesting, and said: "Holy monk, I am not advising you. It is difficult to travel all the way to the west. It is windy, frosty, rainy and snowy. It is not easy for you to get here safely. You should let the child go home." .Otherwise, if it is broken, you will no longer be able to have children in this life. Wouldn't it mean that the inheritance from the ancestors will be broken?"

After saying that, he laughed even more presumptuously.

Zhuang Fan was not angry at all, he was very calm, picked up the teacup, put it aside, and said flatly: "The poor monk has been a monk since he was born, and he has grown up for 20 years, but he doesn't know that he has a son who is thirteen or fourteen years old .”

Zhuang Fan thought: Is this Wang Yuanwai blind? Seeing that the two are fair and clean, they are father and son. Since he is so fat, he will call Zhu Bajie to be his son next time. He sips his tea and looks back at Ao Yu's face...

With a puff, a mouthful of strange-smelling catechu was sprayed out!

Ao Yu sat there on her knees, just like a small version of Tang Monk!

Just now at the gate, Ao Yu kept his head down, and was still short. Zhuang Fan didn't look at his face, thinking that he just made himself smaller.

Now Zhuang Fan was sitting cross-legged, and Ao Yu was sitting straight and kneeling behind him, which was slightly higher. When Zhuang Fan turned his head, he almost thought Tang Monk's soul had come out of his body and stuck to his back!His heart skipped a beat in fright!

If the asshole doesn't take off Ao Yu's pants and spank his ass when he goes home, his surname will not be Tang!

Zhuang Fan waved his hand, indicating to the waiters and everyone that he was fine, and rubbed his temples with bulging veins. Sooner or later, he would be scared to death by this monkey child!

The real Monkey King didn't pay attention to this, he just cast a cold glance at the rich businessman, and said in his heart that if the master hadn't been strict with you, the old grandson would have sent you to the king of Hades early with a stick like you!

Someone smoothing things over said: "The appearance is so similar, so this child is the nephew of the holy monk and the layman? I don't know what the surname of the holy monk and the layman is? The surname Gaotu is rare, Ao... hiss!!"

The man gasped, this surname, my god, did he think that way?

Zhuang Fan smiled lightly, pretending to be X low-key: "The benefactor thought well. Ao Yu was originally the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea. The Bodhisattva brought him to the side of the poor monk the day before yesterday. Being a disciple of me, in terms of status and age, is actually a grievance. him."

He sighed: "In the past, the poor monk never paid attention to the matter of appearance, but now it seems that this son must have some fate with me!"

As soon as the words fell, there were gasps one after another in the hall, and Zhuang Fan's stomach ached. It's been quite cold these days.

He pulled Ao Yu over and rubbed Ao Yu's bald head with his hands. Ao Yu took two steps on his knees, moved to Zhuang Fan's side, and smiled foolishly at Master, with a flash of light, revealing two small canine teeth.

Zhuang Fan, Zhuang Fan also felt a stomachache!

The old city lord can't sit still anymore, real dragon, this is it!Kneeling straight on the seat tremblingly, he bowed his hands and said: "I don't know the third prince's real identity, offend me!" A big gift went down!The rest of the people were also fidgeting.

Wang Yuanwai remained calm, but his legs were like sieves, and he said tremblingly: "Why do you think Gao, Gao Gao is the third prince of Xihai?" What if this monk is boasting?It is possible that the identity of this holy monk is also fake!

Zhuang Fan hurriedly went to help the old city lord: "You don't have to do this, my lord, you and I are separated by generations, and Ao Yu is my apprentice, how can you go over your lord! Don't do this, don't do this." He ignored the staff.

Ao Yu was not happy, she turned her head and glared at Wang Yuanwai, turned the human head into a dragon's head, and sprayed him with seawater, the dragon saliva Aoyu couldn't bear it, the seawater was enough.

The staff member was plucking up the courage to call out Zhuang Fan's fake identity, but he was startled by the sudden appearance of a big faucet, making his throat gurgling, and then poured his head into his head, and passed out as soon as he rolled his eyes, very Quickly, the servant in the hall hastily stepped forward and dragged the man down.

Only then did Zhuang Fan help the old man who was full of "how dare you dare" to stand up, and when he heard the movement, he turned his head and saw that everyone was stunned, their eyes were staring at Aoyu shaking like chaff, and the ground was full of water, with a salty smell, The member was dragged out backwards by his feet.

Ao Yu lowered his head, pretending nothing happened, and when he saw Master glaring at him, he smiled cutely again.

Tired of heart!

I had no choice but to apologize to the old city lord again: "I am a child with a very naughty heart, please don't blame me, my lord!"

How dare the boss!Just at this time, the servants came to report that the banquet was ready and ready to be seated, so he uncovered the matter and got up and moved his seat.

It's just a sea of ​​sea water in the flower hall. The servants didn't dare to move it, and no one dared to wipe it. After drying it slowly, a layer of salt flowers formed. It happened that a salt well was dug here, and it led to other The legends come.

There is no one to be hated, Zhuang Fan is kind, Ao Yu pretends to be good, the old city lord is not so nervous after a while, a banquet is full of joy, only Wukong is unhappy when the whole house is full, he didn't eat any good food all afternoon, The goblin didn't show up either, what an annoyance!

The monkey couldn't sit still scratching his ears and cheeks, and Ao Yu was shaking from sleepiness. Winter was coming, and the little white dragon felt so much. But he didn't dare to pierce the prick, so he looked over aggrieved and said, "Gaha, senior brother?"

The monkey said: "I want to go to this mansion for a stroll, you should wake up, don't sleep, and watch Master carefully!"

Ao Yu pouted, and honestly agreed: "Oh!" He didn't dare to say that he also wanted to follow, so he could only widen his eyes and try to stay sane.

Monkey stroked his bald head, and boasted very calmly: "Good boy!" After that, he sat down on his own, and his soul came out of his body.

In this city lord's mansion, the Great Sage didn't pay much attention when he was investigating forward, and when he took the little white dragon to search for goblins yesterday. I skipped it in a hurry and didn't take it to heart.

It's just that when I went to the mansion again at this time, I felt that it was not the same thing. The Great Sage opened his piercing eyes to observe carefully, and found that the majestic official power was actually entangled with strands of evil spirit.

The official authority overwhelms the evil spirit, but the evil spirit supports the official authority.

The Great Sage frowned: It's really weird!Isn't this city lord's mansion a nest of big goblins?

The author has something to say:

small theater:

Zhuang Fan sighed: I don't know what my last name is, who I am now... I want to go home, I miss my parents, my family is celebrating the New Year, you are celebrating the Mid-Autumn Festival, and I am still traveling west.

I wish everyone a happy Mid-Autumn Festival, don't eat moon cakes, moon cakes are high in calories.

Thoughtful advice from a fat man who can't eat anything.