Tang Seng is a cook

Ever since I met Master the first day, Master asked him to draw a circle on the ground with a golden cudgel, the Great Sage has mastered this skill proficiently, and he draws circles almost all the time.

When he came back from picking up his lunch at noon today, the monkey drew a semicircle outside the main gate and the corner gate. If it weren’t for the wall connecting it to other yards, he would have drawn a big circle to surround this yard.

Originally, this circle was designed to prevent goblins, but today when entering the city, the monkey found two mortals sneaking behind him, neither approaching nor far away, falling five or sixty meters away, not knowing what to hit Pay attention, it doesn't look like a good person, so when drawing the circle, I added some material. Right now, except for goblins, ordinary mortals can't walk into this circle.

According to the monkey's temper, the best way to solve the problem is to rush forward and beat the potential enemy to death with a stick, but for some reason, the monkey restrained his impulse very cautiously.

He didn't want to make Master angry, and he didn't want to do things that made him unhappy.

Ever since he saw his junior brother Xiao Bailong in the morning, Wukong suddenly felt a sense of crisis. When Aoyu was beaten, he smacked him, saying that he was the apprentice that the master took the initiative to accept, and Wukong was the apprentice that Guanyin gave to the master. It's different from the beginning, Wukong's mouth is tough, and his fists are also powerful, but his heart is really a little weak.

In the past two days, although the master was always soft-spoken and treated him carefully, he cooked for him and gave him clothes as soon as he was accepted as an apprentice. Because he was sick, he begged for this and that. He fed him like a bean, and guarded him all night. With Aoyu, he didn't say he was partial. No, it seemed that the master was more partial to himself than Aoyu. Like that clay figurine, he only had his own role, but the monkey still felt that he was partial to him. Something is wrong, it always feels weird.

For example, this morning, when Xiao Bailong accidentally fell from the tree, the master was so frightened that he turned around and scolded Ao Yu, and even slapped the back of Ao Yu's head. I don't know why the monkey was watching I was very envious, and couldn't help but think of the scene when I was beaten on the forehead by my ancestor when I was studying art on the mountain. At that time, my ancestor also called him "hozen" very unceremoniously.

No matter what he did these two days, be it beating a tiger or fighting Aoyu, Master has never been harsh on him, never said a harsh word, even beating and scolding is not a thing, but on the other side, Master But he always scolded Ao Yu for being stupid and guilty (Wu Kong didn't know what it meant, he just knew it was not a good word), slapped Ao Yu on the back of the head without any scruples, and called Ao Yu an idiot at lunch.

That idiot, Ao Yu, was smiling, he didn't mind what Master said about him at all, and he kept putting his head in Master's arms to act like a spoiled child, he wasn't a man at all!

Houzi didn't want to say that he was a little jealous, he would come if he acted like a baby...

Although it seems that the master loves him more, praises him all the time, never says he is bad, but the monkey can't express that strange feeling, but even though the monkey really wants to ask Tang Seng to say something about him, subconsciously, he still doesn't want to Do things that make Tang Seng unhappy.

Monkey does not admit that he is a little sour, but every time he sees Ao Yu being scolded, he really wants Master to scold him a few words and slap him a few times...

The monkey was wearing an underwear, lying on a corner of the couch, thinking wildly, and seemed to be breathing deeply with his eyes closed, but in fact he was not asleep at all.

After a while, he heard his master wake up, and was searching for something in the eighteen beads. In the middle, he wiped his nose on the Aoyu hanging on his chest, and muttered: "Mai Tai ghost! "Ao Yuxing didn't even wake up, snoring loudly, only to hear Tang Seng mutter again softly: "Slept like a little pig~"

The monkey felt sour in his heart, and wanted to cry a little. He felt a little cold in his heart, and shrank himself, trying to shrink himself into a ball, but he didn't want to... Zhuang Fan stretched out his hand and hugged the monkey's head to himself On his knees, holding a small wooden comb, he gently combed the monkey's fur. After combing twice, he muttered: "Oh, this is a mess! It's all knotted!"

The monkey felt the warmth of the master's palms, and carefully brushed his hair. After a long time, the master muttered in a low voice: "It's hard for me..." and touched his ears and sighed.

After a while, he said flatteredly: "Slick my apprentice and dress him up as the most handsome monkey! Tsk tsk, who can compare!"

The tone is proud and proud.

The monkey, who was so stiff that he didn't dare to move, couldn't help but softened, shedding a tear, and hurriedly moaned and groaned into Zhuang Fan's arms, rolling the tear in his fur.

Zhuang Fan was concentrating on giving the monkey a nice hairstyle, but he didn't see his apprentice crying. He thought he had woken him up, so he kept patting and coaxing him. The monkey became more and more excited and acted like a baby. He was so noisy that he couldn't hold the comb steady, so he couldn't help but slapped his ass.

There was a crisp sound of "pop", echoing in the small room...

The Great Sage suddenly felt that the sky was wide and the earth was wide, his mind was refreshed, and his heart was inexplicably comfortable!There are also some inexplicable pride!

He even took a provocative glance at the snot-nosed dragon~

After reacting, the monkey looked confused: It's over!what am i doing!

Master is poisonous!

However, he was still firmly pillowed on Master's thigh, and he had no intention of going down at all.

Zhuang Fan combed his head and back, combed his back and belly, Xiao Bailong yawned and woke up with tears in his eyes, Zhuang Fan was so tired that his hands were sore and he didn't finish combing: the monkey is too big!The hair is thick, the comb is not strong!

The little white dragon didn't move even after waking up, and continued to hang on the master's chest, staring at his senior brother jealously with his big head drooping, the dragon's beard trembled, and it was a pity that he had no hair, only scales.

Xiao Bailong thought, how about asking Master to wipe his scales next time, and wipe his belly and chin as well. Master will surely polish every scale!snort!

Zhuang Fan was exhausted, his forehead was sweating, and he slapped the monkey's butt, telling him to get up first.I'm sorry, Master's legs are numb!

The monkey was very happy, beat his legs and rubbed his shoulders for his master, don't mention how polite he is, Zhuang Fan's legs are numb, how can he bear his apprentice's rubbing, he quickly smiled and cursed: "Get out!"

The monkey rolled away very obediently, happily, and took the little white dragon and the little wooden comb away.

Outside the courtyard, the old city lord was also sweating. Just now they tried one by one, including the two idlers who refused to leave. Everyone tried to go to the main gate of the courtyard and knock on the door, but each of them was blocked by a group of people. An invisible wall blocked it, and I couldn't get through!

The two idlers even rubbed against the invisible wall for a while, only to find that the entire gate had just been blocked.

The old city lord did not give up, and followed his clan grandson to the corner gate inside, but the result was the same!

The group of people had no choice but to wander around to the main entrance again, all of them frowning.

The old city lord felt a little bit of joy in his heart, the holy monk is so magical!He even wondered if this was a fake Tang Seng!But now you take a look at this ability, it can't be faked!

It's just that he is also worried in the future, he is not reconciled to not seeing the holy monk.

The people below gave advice to the old city owner: "My lord, why don't we shout twice?"

Others echoed again and again: "Yes, yes, yes, shout twice, shout twice!"

The old city lord rolled his eyes: "Then you guys shout!" It counts your ability to shout!

The one who came up with the idea immediately became embarrassing: "Your Majesty, I have a sore throat for the past few days... the doctor can't speak loudly, my lord!" Thinking about it carefully, this idea is so embarrassing.

The old castellan twirled his beard: "Oh? Mr. Rong said that?" There was only one doctor in the city, who would be exposed for lying. Over the years, none of the old castellan's subordinates dared to pretend to be sick and ask for leave.

The man immediately waved his hand: "No, no, it's a passing doctor, a passing doctor. Hehehe..."

Everyone booed him immediately, and the man blushed and said anxiously: "How dare you call you to go!" Anyway, he was cowardly!

Everyone took a few steps back together: "Whoever makes an idea will win!"

This group of grown-ups was noisy and helpless, and the group of little dolls at the other end ran back with a bunch of puppies, rattling and barking. Seeing that shopkeeper Zhao was still there, they surrounded him again.

The leader's cheeks were bulging, and he drool while sucking sugar, and asked, "Grandpa Zhao, are you going to visit that monkey monk here? Why don't you go in?"

Just now Wukong was drawing circles here, and the little dolls saw him rightly. The monkey also helped the little dolls pick up a shuttlecock hanging from a tree branch. The dolls were not afraid of him, so the monkey ran fast with the food. Otherwise, you will definitely be covered by real little monkeys.

The big guy's eyes lit up when he heard the words, and he suddenly remembered that the group of kids just now didn't occupy the entire alley to play games! ?

That is, monkeys can't even guard against a group of milk dolls.

The old city lord stabbed his grandson, shopkeeper Zhao felt bitter, with a smile on his face, bent over and said: "Yes, grandpa is looking for the master monk in the yard, can you knock on the door for grandpa, it's over Grandpa will give you candy."

The little baby was very courageous, and when he heard the words, he acted like an adult, and said shyly: "It's nothing to worry about! I took Grandpa Zhao's candy today, so I don't want to do it again. Grandpa Zhao will give it to me tomorrow! I My brother said, it’s called, it’s called... what’s it called?"

He scratched his head in confusion, and looked back at a chubby girl in a red coat who was following behind him, this was his twin sister.

The little girl said crisply: "The water flows forever!"

Everyone is down!

Zhuang Fan was doing stretching exercises in radio gymnastics on the porch at this time. Xiao Bailong lost a fight with his senior brother just now, and turned into a white horse again. He was tied under the ginkgo tree and stood aggrieved. Wukong was lying on the horse's back On, with his legs crossed, he combed his legs with a comb, Zhuang Fan, who had a beautiful picture, didn't even notice it!

Monkeys don't have the patience of Zhuang Fan, and they don't know how to master them slowly. He doesn't feel sorry for his own hair, so he pulls it vigorously with a comb, and soon the monkey hairs are flying all over the yard.

Then the door was knocked loudly, accompanied by a baby voice: "Open the door!"

Zhuang Fan also heard the grunting of the milk dog twice, remembering that Wukong told him about the little babies and puppies in the alley, he immediately smiled knowingly, put on his monk clothes, and walked past the screen wall to open the door, intending to see these little puppies What are you doing naughty.

But when he opened the door for a moment, he found that many people, old and small, surrounded the door, including several big dogs and puppies. When he took a closer look, there was someone he knew in the crowd who quickly chanted the Buddha's name and said, "The shopkeeper , is something wrong?"

Robbery can't bring a bunch of old men with white beards and little milk babies, right?Milk dogs also work?

In the yard, Wukong sat up straight on the horseback suddenly, sniffed: "No, there is a monster!"

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small theater:

Senior Brothers Evening Discussion

Xiao Bailong frowned: "Senior brother, when you were apprenticed to the master, what ceremony did you give the master?"

Wukong, who knows nothing about etiquette: "Apprentice ceremony? What the hell?"

Xiao Bailong's jaw dropped in surprise: "A teacher is a gift for the master! You are like me, so you gave the dragon ball to the master!"

Ao Yu turned over on the bed and sighed: "But Master secretly returned it to me again, and I didn't want it. Does Master think that there are too few Dragon Balls?"

Wukong cut out: "You just think too much, I didn't give Master anything, but Master gave me a lot of things. He doesn't care about the teacher's ceremony at all!"

Xiao Bailong gave his senior brother a white look: "This is the disciple's wish for the master! You don't understand!"

Heartfelt... The monkey was silent, and after a while, he muttered: "I went back to Huaguo Mountain the day I visited the master, and brought two fresh peaches to the master, and the master liked it very much. Why don't you get some fish and shrimp from the sea! "Master also promised to make braised fish for me, but he didn't.

Xiao Bailong's eyes lit up: "It makes sense!" He flew back to the West Sea overnight.

The next day, as soon as Zhuang Fan came out of the bedroom, he smelled a strong fishy smell. He looked up and saw several large vats placed in the yard, what were those crackling and jumping out?

lobster?Hairtail?Hey, what are those brought out?Sea urchin, sea cucumber?

Zhuang Fan walked up to him and took a look, all kinds of big seafood!

Here, he changed to seafood wholesale?

At the Dragon King of the West Sea, the shrimp soldiers and crabs will report in the future: "Report to the king! The third prince robbed the dining room in the middle of the night! We have nothing to eat in the Dragon Palace today!"

The Dragon King has a stomachache: What a rebellious son!