Tang Seng is a cook

Hong Ye frowned, and said: "Uncle, although this physical body belongs to you, your soul is powerful now, you have been cultivated, and you are different from ordinary people. Although your original physical body is intact, it is not as good as your current body after all. It was refined by the Primordial Purple Qi, which can accommodate your powerful soul. If you suddenly change at this time, I am afraid that the original physical body will not be able to withstand it and collapse."

Zhuang Fan was stunned and said, "How could this happen?"

He lowered his head to look at the monk's robes and cassocks that he was wearing, and he didn't know what to say in a daze.

Wu Wang kept his mouth shut just now, seeing that his master was in a daze, he tore at Zhuang Fan's lapel, and cried, "Master, let's, let's go back to heaven first, shall we? I want to find my aunt..."

Xiaolong couldn't find a home, so he was sad and scared. Thinking of the last time he went home, he didn't even say hello to his parents, and even his elder brother didn't talk to him properly. Pillowing on Master's shoulder, he began to cry.

Zhuang Fan hurriedly coaxed: "Be good and don't cry! Master think of a way! Don't cry, don't cry, let's go back to find aunt first, don't cry, it's cold, and my face hurts."

But he also scratched his head, they just entered the sea and traveled through time and space, now they are flying up, can they go back?

Can it be possible, let's try it first!Anyway, if the physical matter is not resolved, he will not be able to go home.

Standing in front of your parents with the face of a Tang monk, what do you say?

"Father, mother, I went to Korea for plastic surgery! This is my new face! Look, am I handsome? Do you want Tang Sanzang?"

His father can beat him from the west end of the village to the east end of the village with a Tiao Gada!

Besides, there is no way to get the ID card or anything, and if the timeline is wrong at this time, the Spring Festival has already passed, it will be ruined, and he must have become a missing person!

Zhuang Fan was thinking wildly in his mind, almost wringing out the bitter gourd juice in his heart, but his face was still calm and calm, he put on a confident posture, hugged the two children, jumped out of the sea, and flew straight up.

Hong Ye looked up at the sky and said, "Master Uncle, why are you so neglected today?"

Zhuang Fan looked up and saw that the sky was blue and blue, but there was still no comparison with the era of pure farming in the Tang Dynasty, so he could only sigh without explaining.

Hongye just asked casually, and was spreading curiosity about it at this moment, when suddenly he set up an awning with his hands, and said in surprise: "Hey! This bird is so big! Kunpeng can't compare to it! Wu Wang Wu Wang, don't cry, just look at it!" ! Is it big? Uncle Shi, the place where you live is simply magical!"

Wu Wang looked at it with tears in his eyes, and he let out a wow in surprise. Zhuang Fan knew it, turned his head and took a look, and said calmly: "That's an airplane, just like the cruise ship we saw just now, it's all man-made."

Hong Ye was stunned and said: "Uncle, you mortals here are too awesome, you can actually swim in the water flying in the sky!"

Zhuang Fan smiled, summoned his divine power, crossed the clouds, stepped on the plane's flight path in the blink of an eye, and flew up again, but he didn't touch the enchantment that should have existed, and his heart beat unavoidably.

Hongye also felt something was wrong, threw the green leaf boat out, asked all three to sit on it, and said to Zhuang Fan: "Master, why do I feel something is wrong, let's fly up?"

Zhuang Fan raised his face and took a look, and when he flew up, he would probably pass through the atmosphere and go straight to outer space. The Moon Palace Fairy and Taiyin Xingjun couldn't see it, but the satellites could probably see a bunch of them. He sighed, scratched his head, and worried Said: "What's the matter, the enchantment is gone?"

When Wu Wang heard this, tears came down again. Little Fat Dragon raised his head, closed his eyes, and cried again with a wow.

Hong Ye hurriedly covered her ears, and said, "Uncle, Uncle, please coax him!"

Zhuang Fan held his apprentice in his arms distressedly, kissed Wu Wang's head, and said: "Be good, don't cry, Master will find a way to take you home, don't be afraid!"

Hongye poked Wuwang's fat belly exposed outside the jacket, and said, "That's right, why are you crying, man, it's actually a little bag of tears, throw it away!"

Wu Wang plunged his head into the arms of his master, crying and saying, "Come on, last time I went back to Xihai, I didn't talk to my parents..."

Zhuang Fan was heartbroken when he heard it, so he quickly kissed him again, and said, "Don't cry, your parents won't blame you, when we go home, Master will take you home and stay longer, okay?"

Wu Wang sobbed loudly, and said, "Master, I'm afraid..."

Hongye snorted and realized his fat head, and said, "What are you afraid of? Brother is not here! Besides, your master is lost, your senior brother will definitely find a way to find it, and you can always go back. You might as well take the opportunity to have a good time." , now Master is your own!"

Zhuang Fan couldn't laugh or cry when he heard it, he patted Hong Ye and said: "What are you talking about, I don't know how to teach children something good!"

The second senior brother in front of the person, and the little baby Wu Wang in the rear heard it, and quickly hugged the master's neck and did not let go, and his heart began to feel happy.

Zhuang Fan was relieved when he saw that he couldn't forget to cry, wiped his tears, and took out a piece of toffee from the storage bag. Seeing Hongye, he had a quick eye and a quick hand, so he took it and stuffed it in his mouth. Wu Wangsha, who opened his mouth wide and waited for Master to feed him, was on the spot!

The pissed little Panglong jumped down from his master's embrace, and went after Hongye, the bad brother. Two chubby three-headed ones were chasing each other and sitting in a ball on the green leaf boat.

Zhuang Fan sat cross-legged, leaning on his chin to watch the two children play, full of worries, he couldn't help but sigh, "Oh!"

Thoughts were drifting in his mind, suddenly an arrogant tone came from behind, muttering something, Zhuang Fan was startled, turned around and looked, Mom!

A handsome and noble-looking man in a green long-distance running suit and a golden horned crown, holding a scepter, raised his chin, and said something arrogantly.

Zhuang Fan looked at the opponent's feet hanging in the air, and then stared blankly at the familiar attire, opened his mouth wide open, watched the opponent's mouth opening and closing, couldn't help but said: "What are you talking about?"

The man on the opposite side clicked his tongue, very impatient, and in a blink of an eye he was fluent in standard Mandarin: "Stupid and backward people in the courtyard! Let me ask you, how to get to Germany!"

Hongye and Wuwang also ran over at this time, Hongye looked at the flying man in the air, her eyes widened, she said to Zhuang Fan, "Master, so there are people in your time and space who can fly? I Why did dad miss him and not take him to heaven?"

Zhuang Fan had a dark face, thinking that your father can't control this person, this person went to the wrong set, no, no, no, he looked down at the Atlantic Ocean under his feet, and corrected himself, we went to the wrong set!

Zhuang Fan saw that the other party was not looking good, and he was afraid that he would be impatient, and if he disagreed with him, he would yell and kneel down with his scepter, it would be a lot of fun, Hongye, the ancestor, had to fight with him, so he quickly pointed at him , Said: "Fly to Germany!"

After finishing speaking, he hugged Hongye and Wuwang, turned the green leaf boat, found a direction and flew!

mother!Son, I am going abroad!I saw foreign gods! !

go home go home go home!Go back to the sky above the big rooster and look for the golden enchantment!

With his heart beating wildly, Zhuang Fan held the two children in his arms and drove the green leaf boat to the fastest speed, like a star, it disappeared into the sky in an instant.

The evil god who was left in place was stunned, grinned, showing his small white teeth, and said with a smile: "Interesting people in the atrium, interesting flying carpet!"

Hong Ye chewed the toffee to the teeth, and said vaguely: "Uncle, why did you leave without saying hello? The person just now had a strange shape, the headdress was ugly, and the clothes were very handsome. I want a suit too. The elders prepared red clothes for me, I have worn enough of them..."

Rory babbled on and on for a long time, only to be belatedly said: "Master, where are we flying?"

Zhuang Fan wiped off his sweat, and said, "Dongtu, where the Tang Dynasty is!"

Hongye leaned on her chin, feeling very melancholy, and said, "Oh, my mansion in Chang'an, Honghaier and Zhenyuan probably won't be able to get in either. It's such a big and nice mansion, and I don't know who will get the better of it in the end."

Suddenly remembered something again, clapped his hands and said: "It's too bad, I gave the red boy the money to teach Shuxiu for three years, and this kid can't go back to study! I'm blind for nothing!"

Zhuang Fan's face was full of black lines, and he said: "Why don't you say that the red boy is halfway through his studies, and his good studies are wasted, and it's a pity that he can't go to school?"

Hong Ye sighed and said: "Uncle, the family has a big business, and it is difficult to support the family. The money is not blown by the wind. Besides, my red boy knows that he is self-study, even if he fails, he will not interrupt his studies."

Zhuang Fan was so choked that he was speechless, so he had to concentrate on driving and ignore this nonsense.

Fortunately, when Zhuang Fan just ran away in a hurry, he didn't fly blindly, but went to the mainland, passing through the European continent. When passing the Mediterranean Sea, Zhuang Fan lowered his head and saw the unique Italian high-heeled boots Xiao Dao couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and adjusted the direction of the green leaf boat according to the direction of the heels of the boots, and flew straight towards the big rooster.

This day was so tossing, I ran a big circle around the earth!Even Superman is not so awesome, Zhuang Fan secretly murmured in his heart, but suddenly remembered the evil god who had glimpsed just now, and quickly spat a couple of times: "Bah bah bah, child's words are so innocent!"

Forget it, it's better not to run around on the set, accidents are easy to happen!

Hong Ye and Wu Wang were sitting behind Zhuang Fan sharing the candy together, not noticing the violent activity in his heart at all.

Zhuang Fan relied on the fact that the three of them were all invisible at this time, and he was in the air above the flight path, so he was not afraid of hitting him, so he flew fast in the green leaf boat. Is the barrier still there?

For a while, Zhuang Fan didn't know how to look at the terrain, and they took the green leaf boat again. The golden barrier didn't open the back door for Zhuang Fan at all this time. The three of them stuck their heads on the golden barrier, and Zhuang Fan couldn't stop , together with the two children, made three boo boo boo, being pushed from front to back by the enchantment, almost took off their clothes.

Zhuang Fan was still sitting cross-legged, but his face was blurred. At that time, the two three-headed bodies were chasing each other and playing around on the green leaf boat. He was caught off guard, and the buttons on Wu Wang's jacket were all pulled Flying two times, the red leaves were even worse, with a well-combed little bun, the hairpins were all pulled off, standing there with disheveled hair, raised his head blankly to see what was going on, but was rushed up by Wu Wu from behind Forget it with a chirp, and it was slapped on the ground.

Zhuang Fan reacted, stopped the green leaf boat, turned around and flew to the golden barrier, stretched out his hand to touch, tsk, he didn't touch it, a hole was found, he quickly retracted his finger, watching the golden light quickly return, said : "Hongye, take a quick look, the one we passed through is the enchantment formed by the golden light of merit?"

The two children were chattering and rolling into a ball over there, Hong Ye was crushed into a little turtle by Wu Wang, with sugar in his mouth, he mumbled: "Master, help!"

Wu Wang told Hong Ye to flop, already anxious, unable to use his hands and feet, let alone get up, he also shouted, "Master, save me!"

Zhuang Fan covered his face, thinking that the two skinny children should not be taken anymore!He turned around and stretched out his hands, one in each hand, hugged the two monkeys, poked Hongye's bulging cheeks, and said with a straight face: "If you eat sweets like this, I think you don't want your teeth anymore!"

Hong Ye took a sip of her saliva, giggled and said, "I won't eat any more today!"

Wu Wangqi snorted and said: "Brother ate up all my share! If you want to eat, Master won't give it to you! Bad guy!"

Hongye covered her mouth, and her eyes were slit into two slits in a vicious smile.

Zhuang Fan was helpless, and said: "Don't be naughty, come and see, this is the enchantment we touched back then? This thing runs away when it sees me, and I can't touch it."

Hong Ye swallowed the toffee in her mouth, and said with a grin, "That merit is due to my uncle's hard work, and it should belong to you, but my father used it to make this enchantment." , it is naturally afraid of you, if you act according to the law, this great merit, even if the uncle explodes, it will belong to you alone."

Zhuang Fan quickly shook his head, and said, "I still don't want it anymore. I see that my muscular figure looks good. I don't want to be as fat as Maitreya for the time being."

Wu Wang burst out laughing, Hong Ye poked his chubby face, and said, "Crying and laughing, puppy peeing!"

Wu Wang was so angry that he suddenly turned into a dragon's head, and bit Hongye's finger with a groan, Hongye quickly dodged, and teased the little fat dragon again, sticking out his tongue and making a grimace: "I can't bite, I can't bite!"

Zhuang Fan sighed in his heart, and only smiled slightly. He watched the children making trouble, and didn't bother to urge Hongye. Changing time and space, is there anyone who is not worried or afraid...

If it was the golden light of merit, it means that they just traveled through time. If not, I am afraid that the time and space are different, but how can they turn around and find their relatives in another life?

Hongye quarreled with Wuwang for a while, and made the little fat dragon puff up again. When she saw Zhuang Fan and didn't talk about him, she felt embarrassed, coughed, and said, "Master, let me go and see?"

Zhuang Fan nodded and said, "Go!" It's not dangerous, it's just to identify the barrier.

Hongye stood up from Zhuang Fan's arms, straightened her clothes, and suddenly turned around and said, "Master, can you comb my hair?"

Zhuang Fan looked at him, saw that Hongye's eyes were filled with anxiety, he couldn't help but his eyes were sore, he forced a smile and said, "Look at Master Uncle, I forgot, come on, where's the hairpin?"

Hongye opened her chubby hand, a wooden hairpin lay quietly in his palm, Hongye whispered: "Zhenyuan made this for me by himself, I have never left it."

Zhuang Fan was not in a hurry to pick it up, he just said: "It's very beautiful, what kind of wood is it made of?"

Hongye said angrily: "It's not that he picked up my branch! He actually picked a big one, it hurts me to death!"

Zhuang Fan's face was dark, and he said, "You won't kick him like this?"

Hongye sniffled and said, "He was still young at that time, forgive him!"

Only then did Zhuang Fan understand, but it turned out that this hairpin was not made after their reunion, but was made by Zhen Yuan for Hong Yun in the prehistoric period. He couldn't help sighing, thinking that this is his enemy.

Zhuang Fan asked: "Then has he made anything for you now?"

Hongye sighed, and said: "Nowadays, those clumsy skills are all used on my daughter."

After finishing speaking, he handed over his hand and said, "Here, Uncle Master, comb my hair!"

Zhuang Fan didn't answer, touched Hongye's messy long hair, hugged him, turned his back to him, took out a comb, and combed his hair slowly, Wu Wang knowingly gave up his master's embrace and let him see The elder brother, who was a little sad, was lying on the side, leaning on his chin and watching.

After a while, after finishing combing, Zhuang Fan pulled out the wooden hairpin from Hongye's tightly clenched hand, and gently put it back on. Then he turned Hongye around, looked at it, and said, "Okay! It's a handsome baby!" After saying that, he kissed the little fat man on the forehead.

Hong Ye blushed, lowered her head, twirled her fingers, and said shyly: "Uncle Shi, sometimes, I really want to call you mother..."

Zhuang Fan wanted to vomit blood, so he covered his face with one hand, waved the other, and said in a trembling voice, "Go, go, go to work!"

Hongye ran away, and Wu Wang rushed over impatiently, and said loudly: "Master! You can't marry the elder brother and his father!"

Zhuang Fan leaned back and lay down on the boat, pretending to be dead!

The fat baby Wuwang was so worried that he lay on the master's chest, holding the face of the master in his two chubby hands, and said anxiously: "Master, I can't do it! Uncle Guanyin is waiting for you at home! Brother and father, His father is not human!"

Zhuang Fan felt something was wrong when he heard half of it, he opened his eyes suddenly, covered his apprentice's mouth, and watched a miniature purple thunder, which exploded next to the little fat dragon's ears with a crackling sound, which made Wu Wang tremble. He covered his ears and opened his mouth, obviously frightened.

Zhuang Fan hurriedly sat up with his apprentice in his arms, touched Wu Wang's ears and patted his back to call out his soul, but Wu Wang shouted loudly, "Master, what are you talking about? I can't hear you!"

Yes, deafened!

Zhuang Fan was paralyzed on the ground again: Tired!

Just at this time, Hong Ye laughed and ran over, the little fat man happily chattered: "Uncle Master!! Good news! Good news! That's the right one! It's the original enchantment!"

Zhuang Fan was overjoyed, and quickly sat up again, holding Wu Wang in his arms, "Really? Is that really that?"

Hong Ye flew over like a small cannonball, and said with a smile, "Yes, yes, yes! Uncle, it's that one!"

In the end, for some reason, after saying this, he burst into tears.

Zhuang Fan hugged him, stroking Hongye's back, and let him cry to vent, but his heart was sour, and he also cried.

Over there, Wu Wang couldn't hear what the two of them said, and was dying of anxiety. While wiping his tears for Master, he scratched his neck and shouted, "Master, what's wrong with Master? Is it because we can't go home?"

After thinking about it, he shouted again: "Master, don't be sad, it doesn't matter if you can't go back! I will live with Master!"

Hong Ye called Wu Wang so loudly that she forgot to cry. She raised her head, wiped her tears, looked at Wu Wang, and asked suspiciously, "Master, what's wrong with your apprentice? Are you stupid?"

Zhuang Fan said helplessly: "Just now, I accidentally said something wrong, which caused your father to strike a thunder in his ear, and made him deaf. And for some reason, he lost hearing in both ears."

After hearing this, Hongye held her stomach and laughed so hard that she couldn't get up, and Wuwang was so angry that she jumped up and beat him again. Hongye was underneath, trembling with laughter, stretched out her hand hard, and took two leaves to Wuwang. After sticking it to his ear for a while, then lifting it again, Wu Wang was startled again by his loud voice.

Seeing the silly look of the little fat dragon, Hongye couldn't help laughing again.

Zhuang Fan felt sorry for his apprentice, so he quickly hugged Wu Wang, called him Hun'er, and stretched out his hand to rub Hongye's belly, who was screaming, "Okay, let's go home!"

It's just that he thought of Hongye's responsibility to refine purple energy, so he couldn't help saying: "Hongye, are you going with us, or are you waiting here for the two of us?"

Hong Ye shuddered when she heard this, and hurriedly said: "Let's go together!" Whoever stays alone, doesn't want it, okay?

He thought for a while, then he pulled out a wiggling purple mist, threw it away, and said, "Let's go!"

The fog cloud grew with the wind and gradually covered the entire space in front of my eyes. Hongye pursed her mouth and blew suddenly, the purple fog cloud fluttered and flew to the distance. Hongye waved to the fog cloud and shouted : "Work hard, don't be lazy, when I come back later, if I find you hiding and sleeping, just wait for the good fruit!"

The fog group looked lazy at first, as if it was stretching its waist, but after Hongye finished speaking, it seemed to tremble and slipped away like flying!

Zhuang Fan was dumbfounded, and stammered: "Primordial Ziqi? Just throw it out like this?"

Hong Ye giggled, and said: "I have refined this thing for tens of thousands of years, and it is also spiritual. Don't worry. It goes out to work, and I can be lighter. Let's go, uncle, let's go up quickly !"

Zhuang Fan shook his head, thinking that this is called God's operation, so he took the two children and went straight to the sky, intending to break through the barrier and return to the heaven.