Tang Seng is a cook

The monkey was sulking, with a tigerish face, carrying a stick, holding the rein in one hand, standing with its legs crossed, aggressively, the old man raised his head, looked him up and down, and said with a smile, "Master, this apprentice looks heroic, just More hairy."

Zhuang Fan smiled when he heard this, and rubbed the back of Monkey Mao Dudu's head: "No, I'm handsome."

The monkey's cheeks were still bulging angrily. Hearing his master praise him, he couldn't help but turn his head away, his ears blushing with embarrassment.

The old man looked at the monkey for a while, then he took a piece of clay, flipped his fingers up and down, and started to make a clay figurine.

Although Wukong had gone to heaven and earth, and visited the heaven and dragon palaces, it was the first time he had seen this little clay figurine coaxing dolls. After a while, he leaned on a stick in both hands and was fascinated by it. Zhuang Fan followed suit .

Seeing that his master had forgotten him, little Bailong poked his head anxiously, and poked his head. Zhuang Fan hurriedly stroked his long face to comfort him: "There are all of them, and I will come tomorrow." .”

Xiao Bailong snorted in frustration, yes, it's still a horse's body now, what's so good about pinching it out.

Ao Yu now regrets that after her master dismounted outside the city gate today, she was bewitched by her senior brother and did not turn into a human body. Now she has nothing to do with fun.

He slumped his head on the shelf of the stall, without blinking his eyelashes, and watched the old man knead the clay figurine with wide eyes.

The old man looked at Wukong with his eyes, but his hands kept going, and he still chatted spiritually: "Master, this horse looks spiritual!"

Zhuang Fan was so proud that he almost stroked his non-existent beard and pretended to be a gratifying and loving father.

The old man is proficient in handicrafts, and he finished it in a short time. It is exactly the image of Wukong standing with the compasses feet on his hips and carrying the stick. The old man picked up the paint and brushed the color, and a Monkey King stood in the hands of the old man. .

The old man waited for the paint to dry a bit, then handed over the clay figurine, and said apologetically, "I don't have enough color, I can't paint the figure of the master and disciple, really..."

Wukong's attire was given to him by the dragon kings of the four seas. The dragon's nature is extravagant, so the attire is red and gold, dazzling and extremely gorgeous. The saint is painted in red and green, but it is also very lively.

Zhuang Fan said it was all right, and thanked the old man, took a look, although the material is not strong enough, the color is not enough, but it can be regarded as lifelike, with every hair showing.Then he handed it to the apprentice: "Here, look, there are two angry little monkeys."

Wukong was overjoyed, he didn't care that his master was teasing him, he quickly took it into his hand, looked it over carefully, Bai Longma put his head on his senior brother's arm again, and followed suit.

Zhuang Fan was a bit strange, he thought that the little white dragon would not be proud of this black-and-white little thing, he stroked the white dragon horse's mane and said: "Master thought you only liked those shiny things. "

The white dragon horse turned around and rubbed its head against Zhuang Fan, screaming a few times, before Zhuang Fan could tell his apprentice that he didn't understand horse language, he heard the monkey sneer and say without looking back: "Sycophant!"

Ao Yu was so angry that he bit his senior brother's buttocks, causing the monkey to jump three feet high in pain.

The two brothers were fighting and fighting in front, chasing each other, Zhuang Fan didn't say a word, just let the two enemies go, this is the beginning of the westward journey, after a long time, the distance is far away, and ghosts and ghosts emerge endlessly. There is no need to play around.

Zhuang Fan leaned on a ring stick and walked slowly behind the two apprentices. Looking at this strange time and space, he always had a sense of unreal absurdity in his heart. Maybe he was just too drunk. What about endless dreams?

Zhuang Fan was staring at the unreal blue sky in a daze, and suddenly heard Wukong calling him in front of him: "Master! Master, come quickly! It's here!"

Zhuang Fan sighed in his heart, stopped thinking about it, walked over quickly, looked up, and saw the four characters "Zhao's Mansion Store" clearly on the plaque. A hotel dedicated to traveling businessmen.

There were no customers in the morning, those who should have left early in the morning, and the waiter who was supposed to come was still napping on the counter, when he heard the noise at the door, he hurried out to greet him.

Seeing the master and the disciples leading a horse and carrying luggage, their faces covered with dust, they walked in and asked, "The two eminent monks have invited you, may I ask whether they are staying at the hotel or..."

Zhuang Fan followed the assistant and walked into the house. He saw that it was indeed simple and shabby, but it was clean and deserted, and no one was seen walking around.

Wukong was also surprised: "I saw your house shouting and drinking in the morning. It was very noisy. Why is it so quiet at this time?"

The waiter in the shop smiled: "I think you came just as the merchants were loading their goods on the road, so it was noisy."

Zhuang Fan has read a lot of time travel novels and has a lot of experience, so he asked: "Is there a smaller, more refined and slightly quieter cross-court?"

Xiaoer nodded quickly: "Of course there are!" So he led the two of them to look.

Get out of the inn door, enter the door on the left and walk inward. After a while, you come to a corner door. Xiaoer takes out the key, opens it, and walks in. There are three main rooms, two wing rooms on the east and west, and the main door is on another street. In and out alone.

The small courtyard is paved with blue bricks, a spruce and a ginkgo are planted, and the ground is covered with yellow leaves, which looks quite elegant.

Zhuang Fan walked around the house and outside the courtyard, and was pleasantly surprised to find that there is a bathroom in the main room, which is connected to hot spring water and can take a bath. In addition, there is a small kitchen. If guests do not want the inn to provide meals, they can also Cook your own meals.

This is really the best.

So I decided on this yard, took the documents and gold leaves, moved in, first rented the yard for ten days, and waited for the second child to change the bedding for Xin, the three masters and apprentices took the keys and officially moved in. .

It was already noon at this time, and Zhuang Fan didn't want to cook, so he asked the waiter in the shop to prepare some clean vegetarian dishes, and planned to deal with the meal first, mainly because he didn't have anything, and he couldn't cook if he wanted to.

But while waiting for dinner, Zhuang Fan wanted to take a bath, closed the courtyard door and locked it twice, Zhuang Fan asked: "Who wants to take a bath!"

A monkey and a horse nodded together, the pool was quite big, Zhuang Fan waved his hand: "Go together!"

The three masters and apprentices soaked comfortably in the pool.

The store also provided bath beans in the bathroom. The monkey loved to play with it, and made a pile of foam. The fragrant Aoyu sneezed and sneezed several times, spraying the monkey's head and face, and the two were in the pool again. There was a crackling and a fight.

After soaking for a while, Zhuang Fan came up wittily, scrubbed himself clean slowly, and washed himself again, the two were still splashing in the pool.

Zhuang Fan sat by the pool and watched, as expected, after a while, the monkey climbed up dizzy: "Master! The water, the water is poisonous! My grandson's feet are soft!"

Fart!That's because you soaked for too long!

The author has something to say:

small theater:

In the evening, master sleeps first

Two brothers and sisters get together and whisper

Xiao Bailong asked: "Brother, are you really angry with Master this morning?"

The monkey was lazy and was still playing with the little clay figurine: "What can I say, is there any reason to be angry?"

Xiao Bailong said: "Ah, I thought you had something hidden in your cheek."

Wukong was furious: "Hey! How dare you slander my grandson! Eat me!"

The two started fighting again.

Early the next morning, Zhuang Fan stood on the porch stretching, turned his head, burst out laughing

His two disciples were chained under the ginkgo tree, and their long horse faces were very sad, so pitiful.

It's just that there is a big black eye circle on the left eye, and it looks like the little dog who has a cheap dog at home.