Tang Seng is a cook

Above the Heavenly Court, in the Lingxiao Palace, the Jade Emperor stood up, thumped his waist with his hands, and said with an ouch: "I have been working for two days, and my waist is straight. It's not in vain. It's finally here!"

Tathagata also sighed, and said: "Fortunately, this time, they were so fast that they didn't delay at all. Alas, I should go too, back to Lingshan!"

The Jade Emperor rubbed his chin and said, "Why worry, it will take another ten days and half a month, and Diling County of Tongtai Prefecture is still to pass!"

Tathagata got up, took two steps, and said, "Look at that impatient Sanzang, can he spend the night at the common people's house? Isn't it Xiaoxing who stayed overnight and ran over in a hurry? The Kou family can't keep him! I should go back too." , we still have to arrange scriptures.”

The Jade Emperor tugged at him, and said, "Hey, don't leave yet, tell me, that old lady in Taiyin didn't say anything to Tang Sanzang, did she?"

Tathagata sneered and said: "What can you say? It's too late to say anything else. As long as he sets foot on Lingshan, he will belong to us, and his merits will be ours. It's useless to think about anything else!"

The Jade Emperor stroked his beard, clicked his tongue, and muttered, "You are more hard-hearted than me! If you cut off the bond between father and son, mother and child, how can Sanzang not hate you?"

The Tathagata sighed, and said, "What can I do? I don't want to let go of his family. How can all beings in the three realms gain merit? If they don't get merit, how can they overcome calamity? I'm afraid that when the time comes, they will be devastated again, and there will be chaos."

The Jade Emperor said helplessly: "Okay, I can't beat you, you go!"

Tathagata saw that he didn't bother with this matter anymore, so he smiled and said: "Aren't you going with me?"

The Jade Emperor kicked him vainly, and said, "Hurry up and get out! By the way, remember to return my canopy when you finish collecting the canonized scriptures. Don't make any more envoys to purify the altar. It's disgusting!"

The Buddha wondered: "Why do you want that fat man? He and the little fairy in the Moon Palace are still in love with each other!"

The Jade Emperor said: "Hasn't he already converted? What are you afraid of? I will discuss this matter with Taiyin Xingjun. If you don't get him back, I will lose a marshal here!"

The Buddha said: "You have said it yourself, this Zhu Wuneng has converted now, and he is my disciple of Shimen, so you are not afraid..."

The Jade Emperor said: "Don't do that! That Ksitigarbha is still sitting in the underworld, and I haven't seen you take him back!"

The Buddha pondered for a while, and said, "Since you don't mind, then I understand."

Turning around to leave, he turned around and asked, "Then, Bai Longma and Nezha, do you want more?"

The Jade Emperor's eyes lit up, and he said, "Yo, are you willing to give it to me?"

The Buddha scoffed at him and said, "Stop pretending to me, Nezha is your man!"

He thought for a while, and then said: "Come on, stop talking nonsense, go with me. When Sanzang goes to Chang'an to deliver the scriptures, he will reward you when he comes back. What do you want, just go there yourself! The rewards are over, It happens to be lively and lively at my place, post a post, please invite people, since I bothered everyone last time, I haven’t invited guests yet!”

The Jade Emperor thought about it for the same reason, but still couldn't help laughing and said: "Old monk, you were not so generous when you got the scriptures last time. After you got the scriptures, you awarded the rewards yourself. After celebrating in the Western Paradise, it's over. Want to hold a Journey to the West celebration?"

The Buddha walked out of the Lingxiao Palace hand in hand with him. The two of them set up their chariots, the golden armored warrior opened the way, and the fairy Gong'e accompanied him. The Buddha sat on the lotus platform and laughed: "It's not impossible!"

Things will be perfect, and he is not without pride in his heart.

The two went straight to Lingshan, and in the lower realm, Zhuang Fan urged the white horse and led his disciples all the way to Lingshan.

After that day, Bajie was very sluggish for a few days, everyone was caring, and they didn't bother him, let alone expose his small scars. Bajie himself was very lenient, he was depressed for a few days, and finally he recovered. , and regained his former temper.

Fortunately, after that day in Zhu Kingdom, the weather became colder, and it was already autumn, and the master and apprentice stopped going out at night and began to travel at night again.

On this day, he came to a town again. Bajie came back after inquiring, and said that this place is Tongtai Mansion. There is a county called Diling, and asked the master if he would like to stay here.

Zhuang Fan knew that this was a place of right and wrong, and after passing the Tongtai Mansion, the foot of Lingshan Mountain was immediately ahead, so there was no need to delay, so he said to his disciples: "We still have enough supplies, and we don't lack anything. Don’t stay here anymore, just pass by, how about it?”

Wukong and the others all said, "Listen to Master!"

The master and the disciples went straight through the city, entered from the east gate and exited from the west gate, and didn't go to any North and South Streets, so they didn't see the big sign of "All monks will not block" on the screen wall of the Kou family gate.

Passed through the Tongtai mansion quietly, and then passed the dilapidated Huaguang Xingyuan. Sure enough, nothing happened, no bandits, no robbers, and no officers and soldiers chasing after him. The horse ran for half a day, and it was not until the setting sun that Zhuang Fan reined in, dismounted and led his apprentices to station.

In the evening, after washing and eating, the master and apprentice sat on the sofa in the living room and chatted. Wu Wang lay on his back and asked his elder brother to press his muscles and bones. I saw that we have indeed entered the boundary of Lingshan Mountain, and during the daytime walk, we met so many practitioners and scripture chanters, not so many in the past."

Zhuang Fan said: "Well, maybe we will be there in a few days, and the Bodhisattva said that maybe we will be there in autumn."

Wu You hugged the rhubarb and was rubbing the little lion's stomach, and said, "Daddy, I'm not going to go to Lingshan. I'll wait for you at the foot of the mountain."

Zhuang Fan said: "Why don't you go, let's go together, you and the Buddha are not strangers."

Wuyou pouted, and said: "My master said that he will come to pick me up. I'm afraid he won't be able to find me if I go up the mountain."

Zhuang Fan smiled and said: "Silly boy, when your master arrives at Lingshan, the Buddha will not let him in, he is not an enemy."

Wu Wang said, "Master, can caramel cake and rhubarb enter Lingshan?"

Zhuang Fan rubbed his chin and said: "Tsk, I haven't thought about this, I should be able to go up, after all, the caramel cake followed us, but ran down all the way, the little thing like rhubarb is just a little lion, it doesn't matter What are you wearing?"

But he thought of something again, and said: "Speaking of which, when you go up the mountain, Wu Wang and Ba Jie, will you go up the body, or the prototype?"

Wu Wang and Ba Jie stayed for a while, they looked at each other, then at Master, and said, "I don't know."

Zhuang Fan said: "Wu Wangsheng is a dragon, this will not change, but he is fat, but he was cast into a pig's fetus by mistake in this life, taking this opportunity, he can be reborn."

Bajie groaned twice, and Puji turned into a chubby pink pig. He stretched out his two little hooves, and pressed his fat belly flat on the sofa, and said coquettishly, "Master, I think I It looks good..."

After Wukong finished holding Wuwang, he slapped Bajie and said, "It's really cute, and it's just a roast suckling pig!"

After hearing this, everyone laughed together, Bajie was unmoved, and even turned over, his hind hoofs were stomping, and he said lazily: "Brother, give me a scratch!"

Wukong thoughtfully tickled the little fat man, turned his head and said to Zhuang Fan, "Master, I'm still a monkey, why don't you tell me to change?"

Zhuang Fan was stunned, scratched his scalp, and said, "Tsk, in Master's eyes, you are no different from me, and I forgot you."

When Wukong heard this, his heart became hot, and he said with a smile on his mouth: "Why is it not bad, this disciple even despises my hair!"

Zhuang Fan smiled and said: "Your hair is very useful. It's better not to take it off easily, but it is said that when you pass Lingyundu, you will take off your old body. If Wukong wants to change into a golden body, I'm afraid it will do." .”

Wukong wondered: "How could this happen? Every time I go to Lingshan, I fly there in mid-air, and I have never passed Lingyundu. I made a mistake."

It's just that Zhuang Fan remembered Wukong's sanctification again. I wonder if he changed his golden body at this time, will it affect his sanctification?

After all, he has been away from Lingshan for many years, and he no longer knows many secrets about immortals and Buddhas.

Zhuang Fan sighed, and thought that it would be great if Guanyin was here, even if Guanyin was not, but Hongye was, he could have someone to ask.

Just as he was thinking, he heard someone knock on the door. In the dead of night, there were a few knocks. The master and apprentice were startled and looked at each other. Zhuang Fan asked, "Wukong, I remember you drawing circles?"

The monkey scratched his head and said, "Yes, even if there is no circle, ordinary people can't get close to this wooden house!"

Zhuang Fan got up and said, "I'll go and see, who is it in the middle of the night?"

It can't be Guanyin, right?

When Zhuang Fan went to open the door, those monkeys were worried, and they all followed in front of the door. Even Rhubarb, with big eyes blindfolded, followed step by step with Wuyou's trousers in his mouth.

As soon as Zhuang Fan opened the door, he drank and was startled!

Wuyang Wuyang stood at the door with many people: Hongye, Zhenyuan holding her daughter, Honghaier, Taiyi real person, Taiyi's little crane Guwawa, Bodhi, Wuli and Maomao!

Zhuang Fan rubbed his eyes, pinched his face, and murmured, "I'm dreaming, right?"

Everyone at the door laughed loudly and said, "What are you dreaming about? The guests are here, please come in!"

Zhuang Fan quickly moved away, stretched his hand in to let him say: "Please hurry up, please, look at me, I am so happy!"

Honghaier and Mao Mao cheered a long time ago, and ran to Zhuang Fan. After hugging each other, Mao Mao jumped up and hung on Wukong's body, and said very sweetly: "Brother! I miss you!"

Wukong was also very happy holding the little hairy monkey. He rubbed his six flower-like ears, kissed his little hairy face, and said, "Brother wants to die too!"

Just as Wuyou mentioned his master, he saw it in a blink of an eye, and threw himself into Taiyi's arms and acted coquettishly, causing Taiyi to hug his apprentice, and he couldn't stop being jealous.

Everyone walked in while exchanging greetings. Fortunately, the living room of this wooden house is super big. Even though so many people came and Hongye contributed many sofas, it was not too crowded.

After Wuyou and his master were done talking, he took Little Crane and Rhubarb to find Honghaier. The two of them got together and sat on a wool carpet, rubbing the fat belly of Rhubarb who was sleepy, and stroking Little Crane's Wings, Red Boy asked, "Why haven't we seen each other for so long, and you guys have a tiger?"

Wuyou smiled and said triumphantly: "Where can we raise it!" After talking about Yuan Sheng'er and his seven grandchildren, Hong Haier was very envious, and said: "There are as many as seven! My master only Let me raise a kitten, and it’s called Noisy Robbery. My tortoiseshell kitten has green eyes, but it’s energetic. It’s just that I only go home for a day or two every ten days. I kissed!"

Wuyou tapped him on the head, and said: "Stupid! You have already said that rhubarb is not a pet! You compare it with your kitten, be careful when it wakes up, and it will bite you!"

Red Boy squished his mouth and said, "Okay!"

Wu Wang wondered: "Huh? You have a much better temper. I said that before, but you have already picked me up!"

Red Boy raised his head proudly, and said, "That's right, I've made progress in my studies! I'm no longer the old me!"

Wu You said: "I don't believe it!" Taking advantage of Red Boy's unpreparedness, he rushed forward to tickle him, the two of them sat on the carpet laughing and joking, and accidentally pressed Rhubarb's tail, which woke Rhubarb up, and was so angry The little lion also jumped on it, no matter who it caught, it opened its mouth and bit!

Little Crane silently retreated to the side, to be a little lady and not mess around with them.

Wukong, Wuli and Maomao got together, Wuli was holding the melon seeds, and Kajigaji was eating non-stop, like a little mouse. When he heard Wuyou and Honghaier, he turned his head and said to Wukong: " Didn't these two little friends bicker when they first met?"

Wukong grinned and said, "Eldest senior brother, why are you still so gossip, you know it all!"

Wu Li smiled and said: "That is, after all, it is your elder brother! If you don't know more, how can you mess around!"

Maomao painstakingly pulled out a plate of melon seeds, pushed it to Wukong, and said, "Brother, eat!"

Wukong was so moved that he hugged Mao Mao and kissed Mao Mao's face again, saying: "Maomao is so nice!"

Wu Li said sourly: "Wu Si, once you have an older brother, you will forget about your elder brother!"

In the end, Mao Mao turned around to look at him cleverly, and said, "Who are you, I don't know you!"

Wukong grumbled, and laughed crookedly, Wuli fell on his back angrily, and said bitterly: "Little bastard, senior brother loves you for nothing, wait until you go back and see who is still flying with you on your back!"

Maomao hurriedly hugged Wukong and said: "Brother, senior brother bullied me!"

Wu Li tilted his mouth, his eyes almost turned to the back of his head, Wu Kong laughed haha, tears came out.

Ba Jie and Wu Wang got together together, leaning on their chins with both hands, looking down at Little Nao Nao, who was sleeping soundly in the quilt.

Wu Wang whispered authentically: "My daughter will definitely be as cute as Nao Nao in the future!"

Bajie also whispered: "If Nishang can give me a daughter, she must be so cute!"

Wu Wang clicked his tongue and said: "You guys, it's far away! Wait until the two places are separated, you can think about it!"

Bajie snorted, and said: "Your daughter is not far away! Your daughter will have to stay in the bud for ten years, be careful not to kiss you after she comes out!"

Wu Wang proudly said: "That can't be done! My daughter, who will you kiss if you don't kiss me!"

Bajie was so sour, he was almost jealous of his second senior brother!

The children were bickering and quarreling lively, and the adults gathered around the coffee table to drink tea.

Zhuang Fan said: "Why did you all come together today, but you have an appointment?"

Bodhi said: "On my side, Maomao didn't make a fuss. His elder brother told me the other day that you were about to arrive at Lingshan, so he insisted on clamoring to come pick you up."

Taiyi stroked his beard and said, "I'm here to pick up Nezha!"

Zhen Yuanzi spat at him and said, "Fart! Are you willing to leave your apprentice now?"

Taiyi chuckled, and said: "Then I really don't want to part with it, three kneeling and nine knocking are all done, only this trembling is missing, why can't I give up halfway!"

Bodhi said: "I do know why both of you are here!"

Seeing what Bodhi said, Zhenyuan and Taiyi took out a page of invitations from their sleeves together, and said, "Here, old monk Tathagata invited us to come!"

Zhuang Fan casually picked it up and looked at it, amused, and said, "Journey to the West, what the hell!"

Taiyi took it back, put it on, and said: "It's a rare event in the Three Realms, how can it be called a ghost!"

Zhen Yuan also said: "It is true that it should not be underestimated. At this time, the aura of heaven and earth is becoming more and more scarce, and the follow-up of immortals and Buddhas is weak. We are just waiting for this great merit to come down to the world!"

Just as Zhuang Fan was about to speak, he heard another knock on the door. As he got up, he wondered, "Who else could it be?"

As soon as the door is opened: Avalokitesvara, Ksitigarbha, a large group of Avalokitesvara's disciples, and a barking little milk dog listening...

Zhuang Fan laughed and said, "Are you here to beat me?"

When Avalokitesvara and Ksitigarbha came down, they saw a mass of auspicious clouds over the wooden house. There were thousands of rays of light and thousands of auspicious colors. They knew that someone must have come first, so they walked inside with a smile and said: " Which leg is so diligent?"

When I entered the room, Ma Dan was either an acquaintance or an enemy!

The cabin in the wilderness suddenly became noisy and lively.

There are too many people, the red leaves blow out a breath of fairy air, this wooden house is good at growing with the wind, the living room is countless times bigger, the children occupy one side, and the adults get together, no one will delay anyone.

Only Zhuang Fan was asked by the dolls to sit in the middle, where they could see him. Kid King agreed sweetly and helplessly, and pulled Guanyin, and sat generously on a thick wool felt booth, leaning lazily Holding a huge stiff neck, he spoke crookedly.

The two didn't shy away from it at all, not only the children's eyes were a little straight, but some friends of Bodhi Ksitigarbha also expressed that they didn't see it.

Zhuang Fan ignored them, and said solemnly, "When you didn't come, I was thinking about something, tell me, and you can give me more details!"

Hongye said: "Why, uncle, you and Guanyin are going to have a wedding? Are you afraid that Tathagata will not agree? It's okay, I will support you!"

Guanyin blushed when she heard this, and Zhuang Fan hurriedly said: "Where is that one! I will definitely look for you that day. What I want to talk about today is about Wukong!"

Hong Ye quacked and ate melon seeds, and said, "What's wrong with Wukong? When I first came in, I saw that his magic power is perfect and his spirit is connected. It seems that he is about to go further."

Because none of the people sitting here were outsiders, only Zhenyuan, and now he was also attracted by Hongye, Zhuang Fan didn't shy away from it, and said what Taiyin Xingjun said that day, saying: "I'm thinking about it, the old Taiyin The words refer to either Lingyundu, or the river of time and space. Don’t worry until that day. It’s just that today, when talking about the matter of being reborn, Wukong said that he also wants to change. I thought, Wukong is cutting A person who has lost three corpses can become a saint after gaining merits and virtues. Is this rebirth beneficial or harmful to him?"

Here, Bodhi is the first teacher of Wukong, Guanyin Jizang is the uncle of the monkey, Hongye and Wukong are both spiritual creatures born of heaven and earth, and they are close brothers, Taiyi and Zhenyuan also have a relationship with the monkey Therefore, there is no one who doesn't care about him. Hearing Zhuang Fan's words, they all frowned and thought about it carefully.

In the end, Hongye and the monkey are connected by blood, and they have something in common. Hongye pinched her fingers, smiled slightly, and said: "It's okay, that Lingyundu is said to be reborn, but in fact it only works on mortals. Wukong himself is the spiritual root of heaven and earth. Now It's Da Luo Jinxian's cultivation base again, crossing a river, no problem!"

Guanyin also nodded, and said: "The old ancestor is right. That Lingyundu really only works on mortals. After you just said it, I was stunned!"

Zhuang Fan laughed and said, "If you only care about it, you will be in chaos!"

Bodhi saw a toothache, coughed twice, and asked Hongye: "Old Ancestor, I don't know if the three fractal incarnations of Wukong must be present at the time of sanctification? They won't be fused back to the original body, right?"

Hongye laughed and said, "How could it be! You should be a clay figurine! Separated, you will be an independent person! If you want to merge back, then what's the point of separating! Don't look at others, just look at Fuxi and Nuwa. "

Everyone lined up the black lines, thinking that the example you always cited is too old.

Hongye said again: "Even if Wukong becomes a saint, he doesn't need a clone by his side, as long as the time comes, it can be done immediately!"

He sighed and said: "Although the way of heaven is harsh, since the end of the prehistoric period, there has not been a saint born in the world, but maybe we are lucky enough to witness the birth of this saint with our own eyes!"

Hearing Hongye's emotion, everyone turned their heads to look at Wukong...

The monkey was putting Maomao on its back, crawling on the ground with him on its back, playing with riding a big horse, but Wuwang and the others saw it and gathered around to ride.

Wuwang turned into a three-headed chubby pig, Bajie turned into a pink chubby pig, and Wuyou pulled the red boy beside him to pretend to be a little adult, but the envy in his eyes was almost dripping out.

Wu Li was coaxing Maomao, telling him to let him carry it, Mu Zha saw it, and went to tease his younger brother, Wu You quickly pulled Hong Boy to dodge left and right, ran and ran, and simply played with the eagle to catch chickens!

Long Nu rarely saw Wu Wang's three-headed body, squatting down, and secretly stretched out her fingers to poke her nephew's chubby belly...

Next to him, Dahei stood against Zhao Wu, and didn't ask the little lion and the little crane to steal grapes and eat them.

Iron Fan sat quietly, looking at his son who was playing with his friends and laughing happily, with a gentle smile on his face.

The happy laughter of the children spread far and far in the night sky...

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The good corpse of Fuxi is Shennong, the god of medicine, the god of medicine, the corpse of Fuxi is the god of civil and martial arts Huangdi Xuanyuan, and the corpse of Fuxi is the god of war, the Qing emperor Chiyou.

The good corpse of Nuwa is the goddess of life, the mother of earth, the goddess of life, the corpse of Nuwa is the goddess of fate, the mother of wind, and the evil corpse of Nuwa is the goddess of operation, the mother of ghosts, Yinji.