Tang Seng is a cook

Zhuang Fan nodded, and said: "I guess we are almost at Lingshan, and this has not happened many times. Since they want to get involved, they are called to take them with them. If there is another such thing in the future, we will agree to it." .”

The monkey said: "That's not true, the apprentice thinks the same way! I went to look for the Jade Emperor, and the Jade Emperor responded with a smile, and didn't ask me to run away with my junior. He asked the Celestial Master to order the four wood birds to go to the temple, and let him go to the temple. My junior brother and I took it to Qinglong Mountain."

Zhuang Fan smiled and said: "Don't talk about Simu Qinxing, there are 28 constellations. Everyone is acquainted with you. Are you happy to see you?"

The monkey waved his hand and sneered: "Needless to say, needless to say, pretending to say that you don't want to go on, when you get to the Xuanying Cave, you can run faster than anyone else, if it wasn't for my old grandson to stop it in time, I am afraid that the cave full of little monsters will die soon." I ran around in shock."

But it turned out that the two brothers and sisters flew all the way to Qinglong Mountain with Simu Qinxing. On the way, Wukong had already mentioned something. The Tao does not kill animals, but only needs rhino horns. Therefore, when they arrive, don't act rashly, wait for him to leave The sleepy bug is gone, and the big and small goblins are the first to put down the hole.

Unexpectedly, the promise was good, Kui Mulang didn't know what kind of bullshit he had committed, and when his head fell from the cloud, his eyes turned red, and he rushed straight to the Xuanying Cave, looking at his posture, he was going to smash the door, bluffing The monkey had to stand in the middle and hug Kui Mulang, the big dog, so that a commotion could be avoided.

Kui Mulang asked Wukong to stop him, and he also came to his senses. He scratched his head and said embarrassedly: "Somehow, when I got here, I remembered my days in the mortal world, and there was an unknown fire in my heart..."

Jiao Mujiao, Dou Muxie, and Jing Muyan laughed loudly when they heard the words: "Kui Xing, do you envy other people's leisurely life?"

"It's true, these three rhinoceros spirits have spent a thousand years leisurely in this cave!"

"Kui Xing, I can't help it. Who told you that you are Xingxiu? It's not bad to get a bargain for more than ten years. Don't be envious, don't be envious. You know, you still have two sons. Look at us, which one has back?"

"That's right, you know, everyone secretly wanted to beat you up for a long time."

With a bitter face, Kui Mulang bowed again and again to beg for forgiveness: "Brothers, didn't I make amends by inviting everyone to drink and eat food? Don't mention it, don't mention the past."

Simu Qinxing is laughing and laughing here, that Wukong has already turned into a mosquito and flew into the cave, hidden his body, pulled a handful of hairs, blew a breath, turned into thousands of sleepy bugs, and flew into the cave one after another In the mouth and nose, after a while, one piece was dropped.

As soon as Wukong saw the plan, he wanted to fly out and asked Simu Qinxing to come in and let them find a leak. Anyway, his two senior brothers only wanted rhinoceros horns, and they didn't want any other credits, but they haven't seen it yet. The three rhinos, the Great Sage was worried, and finally followed the sleepy bug quietly, and flew in for a while.

The Great Sage followed the sleepy bug to the high platform in the room, took a closer look, and felt that something was wrong, probably because the three rhinoceros were very clean and their eyes were sharp, so when they saw a bug flying over, they hurriedly covered their mouths and noses , waving his sleeves and whipping, Pi Han said in a muffled voice: "How come there are mosquitoes breeding in the cave? But where is it not cleaned?"

Pi Shu said: "Brother, the little ones are very diligent, our cave can no longer be clean. I think this year's summer is so hot, there is a lot of rain, and there is water accumulated somewhere outside, so the larvae are born?"

Pichen said: "Brothers, I feel very itchy when I say this, let's go take a dip?"

Pi Han got up and said: "It's okay, let's go out and have a bubble, ask the little ones to stay at home, clean up well, and tell them to use soil to bury all the puddles around the cave!"

When Wukong saw that the three goblins hadn't been put down, and they had to go out, he didn't know his love, so he flew out quickly, and said to Simu Qinxing: "Four, those three rhinoceros spirits probably found something wrong, so they just went out and went out." If you want to come out, the four of you should be alert, remember, don’t hurt their lives!"

Jiaomu Jiao, Dou Muxie, Kui Mulang, and Jing Mu Yan were shocked immediately, and they shouted a command, and disappeared in mid-air, Wukong pulled Wuwang, also flew into the air, and lay in ambush.

But the three rhino spirits stepped out of the room and saw that there was no gap in the top and bottom of their caves. They all collapsed on the ground and fell asleep, unable to wake up. Clothed on, armed with a weapon, regardless of those little monsters, they came out, and stood up and shouted: "Who is so audacious, dare to come to my house to make trouble! You still haven't shown your original shape, and you will be punished by your grandfather!"

Wukong was too lazy to do anything, he pulled his younger brother to stand still in the air, and only pointed at Simu Qinxing, telling them to go down to catch the monster, but Jiaomu Jiao said: "Great Sage, you two still need to lead them into the air!" , we can do it, if not, I'm afraid they will run back into the cave in fright as soon as I show up."

Wukong was helpless, told Wuwang to stand still, took out the golden cudgel by himself, revealed his real body, rushed down and hit him without saying a word!

Pi Han used an ax and axe, Pi Shu carried a steel knife, and Pi Chen used a vine. When the three rhinoceros saw him shouting and cursing for a while, someone rushed out to fight them. , surrounded the Dasheng group, and shouted: "Where did you come from Lei Gongzui! You don't know how to live or die! How dare you come to your grandfather's house to make trouble, take your life!"

Wukong wanted to fight a few tricks, so he pretended to be defeated, and led the three rhinoceros spirits into the air, and asked Simu Qinxing to collect them. Who knew that they were fighting, seeing that these three rhinoceros had some real skills, and they actually beat them well. Get up, swing the golden cudgel so that it is airtight, recruit meat, stick with the wind, the rhinoceros essence can't beat the great sage, now it is more and more invincible, and it will soon be defeated, but they are small in the cave The monsters are in a coma, and there is no helper, so they can only resist.

Jiaomujiao and the others saw that they were wrong, fearing that the great sage would just capture the rhinoceros spirit, and what would happen to the four of them, so they quickly fell down, blocking the door, and arresting people.

The three rhinoceros spirits originally had the heart to fight Wukong, after all, they fought three against one on their side, and the heroes couldn't stand up to the pack of wolves, maybe it was Lei Gong's mouth, and they would get tired later?But when Simu Qinxing showed up, he panicked immediately, without him, he ordered Ricking Xing to be weak at the sight of him.

Pi Han yelled: "Brothers, let's go!" Throwing the axe and ax indiscriminately, he drew a prototype, spread his hooves, and rushed out dully.

Wukong yelled from behind: "What a thief! Where are you going!" After chasing wildly, Simu Qinxing saw him, fearing that he would lose his success, he quickly rushed up and chased after him.

Only Wu Wang, seeing that the fight was lively just now, but now they all ran away, leaving only a silent cave, remembering what the senior brother entrusted just now, he quickly lowered his head and chanted a mantra, the little gods who protect the law heard it, and hurried Appeared, Qi Qi bowed and said: "I have seen the third prince Ao!"

Wu Wang frowned because of this title, he didn't care about it after all, he cupped his fists and said, "My senior brother and Si Mu Qin Xing chased those three rhinoceros spirits away, and the little demon in this cave will be of great help to you all!"

All the guardian gods hurriedly said: "How dare, please wait a moment for the matter of duty!" After saying that, they filed into the cave and captured all the sleeping little monsters in the cave before they came out.

And Ding Mao's little god said: "Third prince, there is also the property accumulated by rhinoceros spirits over the years in this cave. It is useless for us to take it. Now I gather it here. Please third prince take it and hand it over to the holy monk." With a wave, about one stone of property was piled up on the ground, but they were coral, agate, pearl, amber, beautiful jade, fine gold and so on.

Wu Wang is used to big scenes, and such things cannot enter his eyes, so he only glanced at them and said: "This kind of property is probably obtained by the rhinoceros spirit who searched the people of Jinping Mansion over the years. It’s not appropriate to collect these things, please protect the Dharma, take them from the people, and return them to the people!” I thought in my heart, it’s fine to take the rhinoceros horns back, and bring these things back to show the master, what? Isn't it waiting to be trained?

It's all right to be scolded, he doesn't want to drag his senior brother to eat fried pork with bamboo shoots.

After hearing this, the little gods praised Wuwang's great righteousness again and again, but Wuwang didn't accept their praise, and his expression didn't change. He just said: "There is also Jinping Mansion, now that rhinoceros essence has been collected, this year's crispy sesame oil. Taxes should also be stopped, and I can only entrust the affairs of the officials and civilians in the government to you, and it is a serious matter for me to learn from my mentor and apprentice, so when you talk about it, you don’t have to mention my name, thank you!”

The little gods were overjoyed when they heard this, why shouldn't they, the disciples of the holy monks don't want to show their faces in this matter, so it means that after the preaching of this matter, all the incense in the mortal world can be attributed to themselves?This is really a great thing!

Originally thinking that they were about to arrive at Lingshan, these little gods had nothing to gain, and they were discouraged, but who knew that such a large piece of sweet pastry fell out of thin air, this is really a surprise!

After Wu Wang finished speaking, he didn't care how the little gods thought about it, said goodbye, turned around and rode the clouds and fog, ran in the direction where the senior brother left, and hurriedly chased after him.

Unexpectedly, this chase led to his hometown Xihai, Wuwang looked at the sky above the West Sea from a distance, his senior brother was standing on the cloud head and holding his arms to look down, after thinking about it, he still bite the bullet and flew over.

Hearing the sound of wind and cloud, Wukong turned his head and saw that it was Wuwang, he quickly waved his hand to beckon him, and said, "Look, your elder brother is below to help out!"

Wu Wang turned into a little dragon, laying on the shoulders of his elder brother, flicked his beard, parted the clouds, and looked down, sure enough, the four wood birds surrounded the three rhinoceros spirits, and were fighting. Lead the turtles, turtles, carp, mandarin carp, shrimp soldiers and crab soldiers, each holding a gun and knife, shouting together, sealing the sea, and preventing the rhinoceros from fleeing.

Wu Wang clicked his tongue and said, "It's not good to run anywhere, why did you come here!"

Wukong stretched out his hand to touch Wuwang's small faucet, and said: "It's easy to do things in our own land. After the senior brother asks for the rhino horn for you, you can ask your father to grind it. Isn't it a good deal!?"

Wu Wang's eyes lit up, and he said, "Senior brother, I still want to embed pearls on the horn of the rhinoceros!"

Wukong smiled slightly, he was very used to the child, and said: "Anything is fine, let Wuwang say what it is!"

Satisfied, Wu Wang flicked his tail, lying there lazily curling Wu Kong's neck, only watching the battle without speaking.

Just because the Great Sage told him to catch those alive, Si Mu Qin Xing didn't put in any effort, just surrounded the three rhinos, chasing and teasing them, while Brother Wukong was talking, the three rhinos were running around. , looking left and right, already exhausted, seeing that they could not break through the encirclement in the end, they groaned, and lay down on the waves together, with their necks stuck, waiting to die.

When Wukong saw it, he was overjoyed, and shouted in mid-air: "The descendant will not be killed, and the matter will be tied up!"

Si Mu Qin Xing did not move, Mo Ang Xiaoshuai listened, waved his big hand, the shrimp soldiers and crab generals swarmed up, tied down with their hooves, the three rhinoceros didn't struggle at all, just let them be tied honestly!

Simu Qinxing saw that the three rhinoceros had been captured, and the great sage had also come over, so he clasped his fists and said, "Great sage, after this matter is over, I will leave this rhinoceros to your disposal, and I will return to heaven to return to life after this!"

Wukong waved his hand and said: "Don't be busy, don't be busy, our brothers have entrusted the Jade Emperor to handle things, how can we ask you to go back empty-handed."

With a twist of his hand, he turned the vellus hair into a small hacksaw, saw it off with his hand, and obtained six rhinoceros horns in an instant, only took three of the big ones, and gave the small ones to Jiaomujiao, saying: "This Rhinoceros horn, please bring it to Jade Emperor Xingjun, I have repeatedly troubled his old man, this little rhinoceros horn is only a tribute to my master and apprentice."

Si Mu Qin Xing didn't know whether to laugh or cry, but saw the three little rhino horns, which were shiny and smooth, exquisite and cute, not ordinary, and they were not considered shabby and impolite after all, so they cupped their hands at the Great Sage and said: "Then I Farewell after this!"

Saying goodbye in two seconds, there are only two masters and apprentices left in the sky above the West Sea, the three bald-horned rhinos, and Mo Ang Xiaoshuai and others.

Wukong grinned and looked at Marshal Mo Ang, cupped his fists and saluted, "It's been a long time since I haven't seen the prince, but he's still so heroic. How is the prince?"

Marshal Mo Ang smiled and said: "It's okay, it's okay, my third brother has always entrusted the Great Sage to take care of him, is he okay?"

Wu Wang listened to the eldest brother asking him, hid behind the elder brother's neck, and said in a stern voice: "I'm fine!"

Little Marshal Mo Ang was angry and laughed when he heard it, but Wukong was here, so he couldn't discipline his younger brother, so he said: "Even when we get to the West Sea, it will be the same as at home. Why don't the Great Sage come in and have a chat and discuss how to deal with it?" What do you think of these three rhinos?"

Wukong clasped his fists with a smile and said, "So our brothers and sisters will bother you!"

A long time ago, there were shrimp soldiers and crab generals who went to report to the Dragon King, saying that Sun Dasheng came with the third prince and was invited by the eldest prince to visit the Crystal Palace.

The old dragon king was overjoyed, and said angrily: "Little bastard, I didn't even say hello when I came back, and I left quietly, and I didn't hear from you again! I came back now, why, brought a senior brother, yes Come support him!"

Having said that, in the end he came out happily, and when he saw Wukong, he clasped his hands together with a smile on his face, and said, "Ah, ah, the Great Sage is a rare visitor! I won't come to Xihai for a long time!"

Wukong said with a smile: "My old grandson is not a rare visitor! He is indeed a wicked visitor!"

The old dragon waved his hand and said: "How dare you say that! Please, please, please, inside!"

I just looked behind Wukong, but only saw the eldest son, the third son, that little bastard, there was no sign of him, and the old Dragon King not only blew his beard and stared: Didn't he say that he is back! ?where?

Xiaoshuai Mo Ang knew that his father was looking for his younger brother, so he winked at the old dragon king, and pointed at the back of Wukong's neck. The tail slowly retracted into the collar of Sun Dasheng's neck.

The old dragon king stroked the dragon's beard, saying in his heart that the scales were shiny and shining, and the original white had turned to silver. It was obvious that his skill had been greatly improved and advanced, and his tail was so thick. Shut up, hum, brat, go out and practice for a while, you really have made progress!

It's just that this bad temper hasn't changed at all!

In the end, because of Wukong's presence, it's not easy to train his son face to face, so the old Dragon King had no choice but to be like Marshal Mo Ang, pretending that Quan didn't watch, and arranged a big banquet in the Crystal Palace to entertain the great sage.

Wukong waved his hand and said: "My master is still waiting for us at home, so we won't eat any food. Later, when we have time to come back to eat, there are other things to ask the old Dragon King!"

The old dragon of Xihai called the great sage these two words with a smile on his face, stroked his beard and said cheerfully: "The great sage is now worshiping the holy monk as a teacher with my son, and the old dragon said a word, the great sage will be like my nephew. Generally speaking, you can ask for nothing! If you have something to say, just talk about it!"

Wu Wang huddled on the back of the elder brother, heard what his father said, and snorted, Wu Kong didn't know what to do, and said with a smile: "It's easy to say, my nephew has three rhino horns here, just want to insert some pearls Go up, I wonder if the old Dragon King can...hehehe..."

After all, he took out three big rhino horns, and under the reflection of the crystal lamp, it was even more dazzling and extravagant.

The old Dragon King took a deep breath, leaned over to have a look, and said, "Oh, this rhinoceros horn is a good thing!"

Wukong thought to himself, isn't it a good thing? Those three rhinoceros lovers love to eat crispy sesame oil and take a bath. I am afraid that they toss their two horns every day. After more than a thousand years, the ones raised are transparent inside and outside, shaped like beautiful jade, if not, he would not have sent the three small ones to the Jade Emperor.

The old dragon king looked at it for a long time, and said, "This rhinoceros horn is so beautiful that only pearls are suitable for it. The old dragon has nothing else in the Dragon Palace, but there are still good pearls. Let me take it out and ask the great sage to pick it." pick!"

Wukong laughed and said, "It's worth the trouble!"

In fact, the old Dragon King knew very well that the Great Sage knew what kind of pearls, and it was not because his bastard wanted to ask for them, but the third son loved pearls since he was a child!Now that I have hidden those treasures, I am afraid that I will suffer, the old dragon king sighed in his heart, went to the inner room himself, and brought out several boxes.

Sure enough, after opening the previous boxes, Wukong shook his head, only saying that they didn't quite match, probably because Wuwang was hiding in the clothes behind his elder brother's back, and the sound transmission was secret, as long as that box of big colorful beads, nothing else would be taken. .

After all, the old dragon king asked his son to take away the love in his heart, and he felt that his heart was bleeding, but he had to give it away. He chose pearls and asked the skilled craftsmen in the Dragon Palace to put them on the rhino horns on the spot. More and more eye-catching, breathtaking!

Wukong saw the eyeballs in the hall up and down, and couldn't pull them out, so he quickly put them away, cupped his hands at the old dragon king, and said, "Thank you for the hospitality, the three rhinoceros are only for thanking you, and they will be left alone." Give it to the old Dragon King, raise it, maybe it can grow another horn! The little nephew is anxious to go back to see the master, so I won't keep it, so I bid farewell!"

The old dragon king of Xihai was about to die of anger. He thought that which rhinoceros could still grow after cutting its horns. If it is a loss, I thank Wukong once and say goodbye twice.

Wu Wang finally killed his father, and was satisfied, finally poked his head out, kissed his old father pippi, and said, "Father, let's go!"

When passing by handsome Mo Ang, he even poked out his claws, touched his elder brother's chest, and said in disgust, "Brother, you should exercise anyway, you know you have gained weight!"

The old Dragon King and Mo Ang Xiaoshuai told this little bastard to make it up, they were so angry and funny, they just said: "Get out!"

After finally out of the sea, he reluctantly sent the two away.

Wuwang wrapped around Wukong's neck, turned around and looked towards the West Sea, only to see waves rolling over the sea, his father, his brothers, queen mother and sisters were all standing there, looking at him from afar, waving at him .

Xiao Bailong couldn't help sobbing, he shrank back, and in a short while, he wept the lapel of the elder brother's clothes.

Wukong touched the small bulge in his arms, and comforted him: "Don't be sad, you can go home after learning the scriptures."

Wu Wang wept silently for a while, then said in a muffled voice, "I'm not going back, I want to follow Master!"

Wukong said: "Okay, okay, let Master lead us to play in the West Sea!"

Wu Wang listened and did not speak for a long time. After a while, he said: "Then Master needs to stay in Xihai for a few more days!"

Wukong said with a chuckle: "Okay, Master loves you so much, I promise to promise, as long as Wuwang said to live in Xihai, Master can live in Xihai for as long!"

The little Panglong didn't know what he thought of, nestled in the arms of the elder brother, and laughed happily.

The two senior brothers hurried to Qinglong Mountain first, Wu Wang had already told the elder brother what had happened before, and the two saw that the Xuanying Cave was really empty, people went to the empty building, and their belongings and jewels were gone. , Only then did I feel relieved.

Wukong also has the seeds given by the red leaves in his hand, so he throws out a handful, and the place is instantly towering with ancient trees, and the land is full of forests.

The brothers went to Jinping Mansion again, and saw that the city was full of celebrations, every family enshrined the Jade Emperor's tablet and the small guardian deity's tablet, and some officials discussed that they wanted to build a temple and worship it, so they couldn't help shaking their heads, thinking that these mortals are always It was a toss about being able to figure out a way to pray to the gods and worship the Buddha, but it's not about their master and apprentice's business, so they went back to the wooden house, and that's how the previous thing happened.

Wukong told his master about the previous situation, and when it came to the rhino horn, Wuwang wanted to avoid it again, Zhuang Fan shook his head and said: "It's not easy to pull out the cupping jar too much, remember to stop it in moderation, don't overdo it, you know?"

Seeing that Master didn't kill him, Wu Wang was relieved, and quickly swore: "Master, it's impossible!"

Bajie asked curiously, "Is it really that pretty?"

Wuyou had seen it before, nodded and said: "Let's not talk about it, those pearls are going to blind me!"

Wu Wang was delighted, and said: "My father has treasured it for many years, of course it is beautiful!"

Everyone immediately came to see him, probably because Wu Wang had a lot of resentment towards his father before, but now he can take the initiative to mention the old dragon of the West Sea, which is really unprecedented!