Tang Seng is a cook

The scorpion spirit was looked at by Pilanpo, and she blushed so badly that she could tell at a glance that the girl who was "handled" was her.

Pilanpo sighed and shook her head, said: "You are young after all, you have nothing to do."

Xie Zijing held back her shame and said: "Grandmother, he is really an honest man."

Pilanpo snorted coldly and said, "It's honest people who specialize in doing bad things!"

The scorpion spirit blushed, glared at the hundred-eyed demon king kneeling on the ground, leaned into Pilan Po's ear and said, "Grandma, you can't tell me that you don't have any relatives?"

Isn't that overkill?

When Pilanpo heard it, it was true, no one has any relatives, alas, it's all because of the old man!

Xie Zijing said in a low voice again: "What's the big deal, tell my mother-in-law to put it in front of my eyes and watch over it for me?"

Pilan Po poked her between the eyebrows and said angrily, "It's really a girl who doesn't want to stay!"

The scorpion spirit hurriedly said coquettishly: "Mother-in-law~" Covering his face, he fell silent, knowing that he had accidentally said the wrong thing, and his ears turned red with embarrassment.

After all, Pilan Po was kind-hearted, thought for a while and said to the Hundred-Eyed Demon Monarch: "Since she is your little sister, then let's pick her up together, and follow Xiao Xie in the future, and give her a hand, you see!"

The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord hurriedly kowtowed and said: "It couldn't be better, it should be like this!" Wiping off a cold sweat in his heart, he said that something almost went wrong.

Fortunately, I used to be cautious in my words and deeds, never willing to take a wrong step, so I have the rewards of today, it seems that I will continue to be like this in the future.

The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord said again: "After I followed my mother-in-law, I abandoned the past, and asked my mother-in-law to give me a name!"

Leaving the thunder point aside, Granny Pilan is really easy to talk, and said with a smile, "It's easy, Xiao Xie is the name I gave. From her origin, she has a homonym and her surname is Xie. You are a centipede spirit, so your surname is Xie." How is Wu Ke?"

The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord was called Po Zhenshen by the nemesis in his life, he couldn't help but trembled all over, knelt down and knelt down on the ground, and said, "Thank you, mother-in-law, for giving me your surname!"

Since then, the surname has been decided, and another name has been given, but Pilanpo is full of Xiaoxie Xiaowu, and that name is not called at all. After a long time, Xiaoxie Xiaowu has become the real name of the two.

This end was settled, and the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord Xiao Wu followed Xie Zijing out of her mother-in-law's residence and went out.

Xiao Xie said, "Are you going back now?" While talking, he looked at him.

Xiao Wu blushed, and said, "There's no rush. I told them when I came here that I'll be back in a few days. I brought you a lot of things, where should I put them?"

Xiao Xie was happy in his heart, and said on his mouth: "Come here, come, what else do you bring!"

Xiao Wu was quite a tall man, he was very embarrassed at this time, and said with a blushing face: "I miss you in my heart, I haven't heard from you for a long time, and I originally wanted to go out to see you at the Pipa Cave, but I couldn't hold back for a while. , prepared a lot."

Xiao Xie didn't want to talk more about her past, especially the part about how she came to Granny Pilan's place, so she hurriedly said, "Then go to my place and put your things first, and then I'll show you where you live."

The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord had no answer, and followed Xiao Xie.

Xiao Xie lives alone in a small courtyard, but she seldom comes back on weekdays, and she lives and sleeps with Pilanpo every day. Such an elegant and spacious courtyard, even though the door is clean, is also very bleak.

Xiao Xie said: "There are many houses in this courtyard, when your junior sisters come, we sisters can live together."

The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord took a few glances and saw that the yard was open, with five tile-roofed buildings in the main building, brand new, and two wing rooms in the east and west. There were several large water tanks in the yard, and it was already winter, and the tanks were empty.

The Hundred-Eyed Demon Monarch said: "Junior Sister and the others are lively and noisy, they are no more stable than you, and I am afraid of disturbing you if we live together. You can live alone in such a nice courtyard, and just find another place for them. "

Xiao Xie glanced at him, and said: "I didn't come to this yard very often. I always lived with my mother-in-law. After all, there are only two of us on the mountain now. When my sisters come, I will take them with me for a few days to practice. Then I go on duty, and always ask me to take a break, we live together, chatting lively and chatting for a while, it's better than being lonely alone."

The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord saw that she was wronged and pitiful, so he couldn't help but shook her hand again, and said softly, "I will still be there in the future!"

Xiao Xie blushed, glared at him, withdrew her hand and said, "Just to guard against you, I can't live by myself!"

The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord blushed, and said in a low voice, "I didn't mean that..."

The scorpion teased him and said, "It doesn't mean anything?"

The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord raised his head to look at her, and boldly said: "That's what you think..."

Was spat hard.

The two were so ashamed that they didn't speak for a long time. After a while, Xiao Xie said: "What about the things? I'll open a side room, you put it down first, and I'll show you your residence later, and let's talk about your disciples coming to live." where."

The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord hurriedly let out an oh, and followed, but Xiao Xie pushed open the door, and he glanced at it, saying: "This room is too small, I'm afraid it won't fit in it!"

Xiao Xie looked at the empty room, it was very spacious, she couldn't help being very speechless, and said: "How many things did you bring? I'm afraid you emptied your Huanghua Temple?"

The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord smiled and said: "It's almost the same. Last time I went to your cave, I felt that it was a bit shabby, and I prepared a lot of furniture for you. I heard that you came here this time. I'm afraid you came in a hurry. What? I haven’t brought any, and I’ve prepared some clothes, jewelry, cloth, and bits and pieces of girls’ things, and when you pack them up at night, see if there’s anything missing, and I’ll pick them up when I go back, and then I’ll buy them.”

Scorpion Jing blushed when she heard this, and didn't know what to say, she just said: "You have a heart..."

The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord thought for a while and said, "I'll put the big furniture in the yard first, and I'll arrange it for you later, and put the small furniture here, okay?"

Xiao Xie nodded submissively and said, "It's what you say."

The two of them worked hard for a while, and finally put the things in order. Sure enough, one wing room was fully packed, and the yard was also laid out on the ground. The move of the Hundred-eyed Demon Lord made Xiao Xie feel heavy in his heart, and he didn't know what to do. .

The Hundred-Eyed Demon King has seven junior sisters, and they are the most sensitive to girls' little thoughts. They are very disturbed when they see the scorpion spirit, and they dodge their eyes and dare not look at him. I don’t have any long-term possessions, and I need you to take care of them, these things are for you to use together! Don’t save, I have been in the mortal world for many years, and I also have some wealth, these things are not worth anything.”

Xie Zijing thought about it, yes, when his junior sister came, the seven of them had to take care of food, drink, shelter, and transportation by themselves, so he settled down and didn't care much about the property in this house.

The two went to see the courtyard prepared for the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord.

Because he was asked to be a mountain guard, the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord lived very close to the mountain gate, but farther away from the backyard. It was also a separate yard, which was several times wider than that of Scorpion Jing. It stretches out far.

Xiao Xie said: "Grandma Pilan's Thousand Flowers Cave in Ziyun Mountain was built by her son, Pleiades Star Lord. It was originally built to celebrate Grandma Pilan's whole life, and they wanted to have a big banquet here to receive all kinds of people from all walks of life. God envoy Xingjun, Immortal Buddha came home. And this yard is used to receive those nobles and servants, let them rest, drink tea, and change clothes."

She led the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord inside, and continued, "How could I have imagined that after her birthday, Grandma Pilan abandoned her husband and settled down here, hiding from the world all the time. After using this place once, it has been vacant all the time. , now that I have given you a place to live, don’t be disgusted with it.”

The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord looked around and saw that the pavilions and pavilions were built with special thought and elegance, but they hadn't been inhabited for a long time, so they were less popular, but in terms of style and area, his view of yellow flowers was not as good as a corner of a latrine. I was very happy in my heart, and said: "What do you dislike, how can you have such a big face, I look at this place very well, and I will thank my mother-in-law later for allowing me to stay."

Xie Zijing smiled and said: "You guard the mountain gate carefully, and don't let outsiders come in casually and disturb mother-in-law, that's considered a thank you."

The Hundred-Eyed Demon Monarch nodded and said, "Of course it should be!"

Xiao Xie looked at him again and said, "You thanked mother-in-law, how can you thank me?"

After hearing this, the Hundred-Eyed Demon Monarch suddenly blushed and said shyly, "From now on, I will be yours. I will thank you whatever you want me to do!"

After hearing this, Xiao Xie spat at him and said, "You're going to die! Why are you so glib!"

The two wandered around the yard in silence for a while, looking inside and out, Xiao Xie said softly: "I asked you to come here and be a slave with me. I don't know if I hurt you?"

The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord hurriedly comforted her and said, "How could it be! If you didn't ask me to come, maybe after a while, I will lead the audience up and down, and find a place to go. My mother-in-law is a kind person, and there is only one person in Ziyun Mountain. We are very comfortable, if I find a place to live, I'm afraid it will be even worse, when I am under the eaves, I have to bow my head, I don't know what kind of humiliation I will suffer."

The scorpion spirit was surprised when he heard this, and said: "Your Yellow Flower Temple is very good, if I didn't ask you to come, why would you give up?"

The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord sighed, and said: "You left early, I don't know, since the Buddhist monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty left the Liangjie Mountains, he ran all the way to Xiniu Hezhou, and he collected the demons all the way, the Jade Emperor For some reason, another demon king was set up in Huangfeng Cave, saying that all the demons in the world, as long as they are retail investors, will move to Huangfengling to settle down and be driven by the Huangfeng Cave demon king. As far as I know, there are already many self-supporting demon kings The demon kings of the sect have all been expelled. I think I am just a Taoist priest, and I only know how to make medicine on weekdays. Even if I have martial arts, who can I beat?"

He patted the mottled white jade railing, and said: "If I don't come here, I will take my junior sister and move to Huangfengling in a few days. At least I can move there by myself, and I can bring some property. If someone kidnaps me , but there is nothing left.”

The scorpion spirit broke out in a cold sweat, and couldn't help thinking of the distorted figure of the monk he saw when he was trapped in the crystal bottle. Could it be that he was a Buddhist monk who went west?

She shook Lingling coldly, feeling terrified in her heart.

Very good, very good, I was not destroyed, nor was I thrown to the stinking Huangfengling, but because of my fierceness, I was sent here by Lord Pleiades to serve my mother, what a blessing!

Xiao Xie couldn't help clasping his hands together, and recited the Buddha's voice!

Xiao Wu couldn't help being funny when he heard this, and said: "When you chant the Buddha's name in front of a Taoist priest, you are the only one in the world!"

After hearing this, Xiao Xie glanced at him and said, "I grew up listening to the scriptures at the feet of the Buddha since I was a child, and I am used to reciting the Buddha's name. It's not like you don't know, why, you even care about me?"

Xiao Wu quickly went to hold her hand again and said: "No, no, I think it's just right, just right, all the gods and Buddhas have to bless us, and when we have children, we can worship Buddha if we want to, and we can do it if we want to practice Taoism." Cultivate the Tao, if you want to learn Confucianism, I will follow him!"

Xiao Xie was so ashamed that he pinched his arm hard and said: "Which one is with you, who is with you, where did the child come from!"

Xiao Wu rubbed silly, and said: "There will always be one, one is enough, two are not too many, I can afford three or four! You can do whatever you like!"

Xiao Xie lifted his feet and left, hastily turned around and spat at him, "No one, don't dream! You can clean up here, I'm going to prepare dinner!"

The Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord hurriedly said: "Girl, you have worked hard for a few days. When my incompetent disciple comes, they have a few good craftsmen, and they will send them to the kitchen to ask the girl to bring them. They will be used after three or two days of safekeeping!"

Feeling ashamed, Xiao Xie ignored him, walked hurriedly, and staggered away.

Standing in the courtyard, Xiao Wu, the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord, saw the white walls and green tiles stretching like a dragon's ridge. Broken gold all over the place, I can't help but feel great, and feel that I have an infinitely happy future.

Standing in the yard and thinking about it for a long time, it was getting dark, so I quickly slipped into the house, used magic power to clean and clean, folded the quilt and made the bed, put away the decorations, took out a bunch of flowers, put a few vases, put them separately, and put them on display. Putting it in the corner of the guest room, his living and sleeping rooms suddenly changed their appearance.

Clean and elegant, quiet and warm, completely different from the dilapidated and cold look just now.

Later, I want to ask a beautiful woman to have dinner with me. Although I don't know if it will be possible, I have to dress up.

Seeing that Pilan Po and Xiao Xie were both plainly dressed, with not much color on their bodies, the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord changed the fancy cassock he was wearing, and took out a plain blue robe with a snow-white collar. , put it on carefully, and took off the hat on his head, only wearing a bun with a white jade hairpin on it.

Looking at the mirror, the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord suddenly felt that his long beard made him look very old-fashioned. After thinking about it, he finally took out the razor and shaved himself a smooth face and trimmed his sideburns. Looking at the mirror, I really feel that I am at least a hundred years younger.

Satisfied.

Sure enough, Xiao Xie came to see him at night and was taken aback, stared blankly for a while, couldn't help laughing and said: "Where is the little Taoist from?"

Xiao Wu was also very ashamed. He shaved his beard and was fine by himself, but whenever people saw him, he always felt uncomfortable, as if he was missing a piece of clothing, touched his face by himself, and said, "Is it weird?" of?"

Xiao Xie couldn't stop laughing, waved his hands and said: "No, no, compared to just now, it looks much better. Let's go, I'll take you to ask your mother-in-law to have a look!"

The two entered Granny Pilan's residence one after the other. Grandma Pilan was sitting on the bed doing needlework. A golden needle was flying around with silver thread, scaring Xiao Wu's back and breaking out in a cold sweat.

When Grandma Pilan saw them coming, she quickly put away her needle and thread, glanced at Xiao Wu, and couldn't help saying in surprise, "Where is this boy from? Didn't you say to ask Xiao Wu to have a meal?"

Xiao Xie pushed the shameless Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord, and said to Pilan Po with a smile: "Mother-in-law, take a closer look?"

The clothes have changed, the beard is gone, but the figure is the same, Grandma Pilan looked up and down, recognized it, and couldn't help clapping her hands and laughing: "This is good, this is good, I was thinking about your age before, Maybe it's not good enough for our little Xie, but from this point of view, regardless of age, appearance is a good match!"

As soon as these words came out, the two of them blushed with embarrassment, Xiao Wu knew the truth, knelt down, kowtowed and said: "Thank you mother-in-law for your success!"

A man as aggressive as the scorpion spirit couldn't hold back, stomped his feet in shame, covered his face and ran to the back.

Grandma Pilan called Xiao Wu, smiled for a while, and said: "You came today to entertain you to a banquet, but my son is not here, so I don't have any males here, so my wife came out to accompany you to have a meal. Don't be disgusted!"

Xiao Wu hurriedly said: "Mother-in-law, if you don't dislike me for clinging, then you can treat me as a slave in the future!"

Grandma Pilan smiled and said: "That is not possible."

Xiao Wu has a blank face, huh?

Grandma Pilan laughed and said: "I have already accepted Xiao Xie as a daughter-in-law, if I accept you as a daughter-in-law, what will you two do in the future?"

Xiao Wu couldn't help but blushed, and whispered authentically: "From now on, I will serve you as my mother-in-law!"

Granny Pilan responded in every possible way, she called Xiao Xie out again, the two juniors went to the kitchen to bring food, the three of them ate together lively, Granny Pilan went to rest by herself.

Xiao Xie went to clean up the bowls and chopsticks, but the Hundred-eyed Demon Lord didn't want him to do it, so he quickly carried it to the kitchen, boiled water, added firewood, washed the pot and washed the dishes, very diligently.

Sitting on the small bench, Xiao Xie watched him busy, wondering: "How come you are so familiar with these jobs?"

When she first came to wash the dishes, she did not know how many plates and dishes were broken in her hands.

Xiao Wu smiled wryly and said: "My Huanghuaguan and a dozen or so disciples did not fall out of thin air. I first transformed into this world, and I have suffered all kinds of hardships and done all kinds of work. I have suffered all the sins, how can there be a fairy in the sky who is so leisurely, who is born with rich clothes and good food, and who is so lucky?"

Xiao Xie heard this, and remembered that he accidentally hurt the Buddha, escaped from Lingshan, and wandered in the world for a period of time. He couldn't help but sighed, and said, "Only when I arrived at Ziyun Mountain and came to my mother-in-law did I feel confident. Enough, I have lived a stable life, although no one takes care of me every day, but I do the work myself, but I feel much more at ease, even at night, I dare to rest assured and boldly close my eyes to sleep."

Xiao Wu clattered and washed the dishes, and said, "This place is indeed very good."

Xiao Xie said: "I want to say a few words to you, don't annoy me."

Xiao Wu looked up at her, and saw that this fierce and violent woman in the past was now beautifully illuminated by a fire, and she was extremely gentle, so she said blankly: "Just ask, when have I ever annoyed you?"

Xiao Xie bit her lips, and said: "My mother-in-law is kind, kind-hearted, you also met, but here, she is the only old man living here, there are no other grandchildren, I think, in the future you will bring There are seven or eight disciples, apprentices, grandchildren, and junior sisters, so you must restrain such a large group of people, and don't run amok on this Ziyun Mountain, and it's best if you overwhelm the host..."

She looked at Xiao Wu with her sleeves rolled up high and her hands wet, and said softly, "It's not that I don't believe in you, it's just that people's hearts are changeable. I'm really afraid that you will be coerced, hurt your mother-in-law, and bullied your mother-in-law..."

Xiao Wu listened, wiped his hands, came and squatted in front of Xiao Xie, slightly shorter than her, stretched out his hand, held Xiao Xie's cool hands, looked into her eyes, and said firmly: "If I do this If I am not a son of man, I will be struck with five thunders and divided into five horses. After death, I will not enter reincarnation, and my soul will be scattered. If my disciples disrespect my mother-in-law, if my teacher disrespects my mother-in-law, I will kill my relatives righteously, and kill them with my own hands!"

Xiao Xie didn't hide, looked straight into his eyes, and said softly: "Is that true?"

Xiao Wu stood up and said, "It's true!"

Xiao Xie put a cold face away, and smiled suddenly, like a spring flower blooming, and said: "Since you said it and made an oath, I will believe you. If something happens to your people, you deal with it. If you something happened..."

She leaned over and whispered in Xiao Wu's ear, "I'll eat you alive!"

Before Xiao Wu could react, he got a slap on the mouth, Xiao Xie's red lips lightly kissed his lips, got up and ran quickly, the figure disappeared behind the door, and a crisp voice came: "Clean up quickly, go to bed early after packing!"

Xiao Wu pursed his lips, touched his own mouth again, and almost suspected that the kiss like a touch of water was just a dream of his.

The man squatted there stupidly, laughed for a long time, got up and cleaned up the kitchen in full swing, happily lit the lantern, and went back to the bedroom by himself.

After a good night's sleep, the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord stayed in Ziyun Mountain for another day to help Xiaoxie tidy up the furniture and objects he brought, and then went to see Grandma Pilan's medicine garden, preparing for the spring of the coming year. What, make a plan first.

This Ziyun Mountain is different from Lishan's old mother's residence, it is in the mortal world, and the seasons follow the time of the mortal world, which is why Pilanpo hasn't seen her son for a long time.

After all, Lord Pleiades is on duty in the heavenly court, one day in the sky, one year on earth, and when Lord Pleiades takes a rest, an unknown number of years have passed on earth.

On the third day, the Hundred-Eyed Demon Lord finally left Ziyun Mountain. Clouds and mist rose, wrapped in ice and snow, and returned to Huanghua Temple.

He couldn't help but feel uneasy, he was afraid that if he wasn't there for the next two days, the Buddhist scripture learner from the Eastern Tang Dynasty would come to his temple, and if his junior sister was discovered by accident, he might be murdered by the Buddhist scripture learner.

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