Tang Seng is a cook

Zhuang Fan saw that Avalokitesvara looked tired, and he really helped Bodhi a lot in Lingtai Mountain, so he didn't bother him, so he covered the curtains of the tent tightly to prevent the cold wind from blowing in, and took out a new bed. The thick quilt covered Guanyin.

After finishing the busy work, I just lay down, closed my eyes, and watched Guanyin for a while.

Fortunately, Avalokitesvara is in the body of a fairy Buddha, he doesn't sleep much on weekdays, but this time he has been busy for half a day, and seeing so many people, he has to greet and talk, so he is a little tired.

In this quiet little tent, Guanyin slept soundly and confidently, but after taking a nap for more than half an hour, he woke up after practicing his skills and self-cultivation. He saw the two of them hugging tightly across the quilt in their dreams, very intimate, Can't help blushing.

The tent was airtight, and Guanyin was tightly wrapped, so she felt that the quilt was too thick and stuffy, so she moved slightly, wanting to breathe, but also wanting to stay away from Zhuang Fan.

Zhuang Fan immediately opened his eyes, looked down at him, and breathed warmly at Guanyin.

"Why did you wake up so quickly?" Zhuang Fan said in a hoarse voice, "Are you uncomfortable?"

Guanyin shook her head and said, "It's all good, but I said something serious, so I should go."

He pushed Zhuang Fan and said angrily, "Go away, I'm so hot!"

Zhuang Fan saw that his face was red indeed, and there was a little sweat on his forehead, so he quickly moved away and asked in a low voice, "Is it hot? Have you had enough sleep? Are you still sleepy?"

Guanyin shook her head, her long black hair fell down like a waterfall, scattered on both sides, exuding a faint, misty fragrance of green grass.

Zhuang Fan was afraid that he would be sad, so he didn't say what was uncomfortable, and asked carefully. Guanyin was so ashamed, he stretched out his hand, pulled Zhuang Fan's cheek, and said angrily, "You are so long-winded! I told you not to ask. ,Do not say!"

Zhuang Fan showed his grievances and said, "I'm really worried about you!"

Avalokitesvara was ashamed and annoyed, and beat him, saying: "Stop talking in Luoli, gag your mouth and throw it out!"

Zhuang Fan was even more aggrieved and said: "Thinking of you makes my heart ache, so I always worry, I'm sorry, I can't do it next time..."

Guanyin told him to soften his heart again, stroked his beard and said: "Don't worry, I'm fine, don't worry about me all the time, hurry on your way, soon, there is not much to go."

After hearing this, Zhuang Fan sighed, and said again: "Even if I arrive tomorrow, my heart still hurts if I don't see you today..."

Avalokitesvara's expression was weak, she held back her crying, and said in a trembling voice: "I, I have something to do with you! Be quiet, don't say these things make me sad, I want to talk to you about something serious."

Zhuang Fan raised the corner of his mouth and said, "If you don't say it, don't say it. Don't be sad, but I suddenly don't want to hear it. After you finish speaking, you must leave."

Avalokitesvara was ashamed and angry, stretched out her hand, pinched his face, and said: "Laipi, just open your mouth, you are the best at coaxing people, okay, stop making trouble, you have to hurry tomorrow, if I don't leave, you will Can't sleep well, be careful and lose energy. Arrive in the Western Paradise as soon as possible, get the scriptures, and the time will be long, so you can make trouble as you like?"

Zhuang Fan continued to say aggrievedly: "You just haven't seen me for a while, but I haven't seen you for a long time!"

Seeing his aggrieved expression, Guanyin felt sore in his heart, touched his cheek and said, "Be good, I will come to see you often in the future, okay?"

The two quarreled for a while without nutrition, and Zhuang Fan said, "What's the matter this time?"

Guanyin sighed, and said: "I went to Lingtai Mountain. I originally rode a golden retriever, so I planned to take it with me. Keep a close eye on it, and don't let this thing slip down to the world and cause trouble for you. Who knows why, then The evil animal has sneaked down again, I saw it last night, and went to Zhu Zi country to make trouble, when you arrive in Zhu Zi country tomorrow, ask Wukong to take him in, and I will take him away."

Zhuang Fan said quickly, "Then why can't we stay tomorrow?"

Guanyin was so angry that he pinched him, can you grasp the point!

Zhuang Fan calmed down and said strangely: "Original time, I remember it was the Dragon Boat Festival, the golden-haired jerk turned into Sai Taisui, went to the Zhuzi Kingdom, and kidnapped the Golden Holy Palace Empress. The king was frightened and left a glutinous rice in his stomach Zongzi. Now that it’s autumn, what’s wrong with him? Did he start a cold sweat? Got a cold?”

Avalokitesvara scolded him: "Just pay attention to these messy things!"

Nai said: "Just in time to eat glutinous rice balls on August [-]th, the king swallowed one, and now he has a stomachache."

Zhuang Fan laughed muffledly, causing Guanyin to beat him again: "Be honest! Don't make fun of others, what's so fun about it!"

Zhuang Fan leaned over and whispered, "I don't want to be honest when I see you, what should I do!"

Shy and anxious, Guanyin pinched his mouth and said, "Why did he become so glib! It was obviously not such a temper before!"

Zhuang Fan grabbed his hand and didn't ask him to pinch his mouth, and leaned over to kiss him a few times.

Avalokitesvara struggled feebly, she just clenched her fists and beat him, shouting rascal a few times, Zhuang Fan just pretended not to hear, Avalokitesvara's strength was not enough to tickle an itch.

After fighting for a while, Guanyin couldn't help him, so he got up by himself, looked out of the tent, and said: "I really should go, if I don't go, it will be too late, you ask Wukong to catch the golden retriever tomorrow, don't hurt it, That jiao is born with an idiot, and this time I don't know which tendon is wrong! When I return to the South China Sea, I will find a way to cure it."

Zhuang Fan frowned, and said, "Are you sure? Didn't it intend to betray you?"

Guanyin smiled and said: "If I can't even control the things around me, I will be a Bodhisattva for many years in vain. I might as well go to the temple and be a mud tire."

As he spoke, he got up and brushed his hair, ready to leave.

The tent was a bit stuffy, Zhuang Fan was afraid that he would sweat in his sleep, so he hurriedly said, "Don't move! Get up and watch the wind, I'll clean it up."

Went to get the towels, and slowly wiped the sweat off the faces of the two of them, Guanyin just lay lazily, moving lazily, with black hair spread all over the floor, Zhuang Fan brought clean clothes again, and gave Guanyin Changed.

It is Zhuang Fan's old monk's robe.

Avalokitesvara's cassock was wrinkled from sleep, and damp from sweating. Zhuang Fan refused to let him wear it like this. Avalokitesvara had no choice but to take it and wear it.

The two wore the same blue monk robes, except that one was a monk with half-length hair and a full beard, and the other was a handsome young man with long black hair and a handsome face.

Guanyin was a little thinner, and when Zhuang Fan's clothes were gathered together, he was a little loose. He sat up, loosened his neckline, held his long black hair in his hands, and raised his arms high, intending to comb his hair in a bun. In the meantime, not only the cuffs slipped down, but also the collar became looser and looser.

Zhuang Fan saw that his movements were not smooth, so he said, "No, let me comb your hair..."

You can't draw your eyebrows, but you can always comb your hair.

Guanyin just woke up, his body was a little weak, his hair was long and thick, it was very difficult to manage, and he felt that it was difficult to maintain, so he planned to find a formula and forget it. Hearing this, he looked at him suspiciously, and said: " You can?"

Zhuang Fan laughed, took out his comb, knelt up straight, sat behind Guanyin, and brushed his sweetheart's hair carefully.

Wuyou often combs his hair on weekdays, and Zhuang Fan has already practiced it very proficiently, but saying this will spoil the scenery, so it's better to shut up.

Guanyin has good hair, which is heavy and slippery. Zhuang Fan held it in his hands and combed it slowly, intending to give him a smooth and energetic bun.

Avalokitesvara told Zhuang Fan to comb his scalp moderately, and it was very comfortable, so he couldn't help but soften his back, lean on Zhuang Fan's legs, relax his neck, and asked Zhuang Fan to comb his hair.

While combing his hair, Zhuang Fan looked at the dark tent roof, for fear that he would get a nosebleed again.

The sky is dry and the sky is dry.

Seeing him dawdling, Guanyin held his hair for a long time and couldn't help but blushed, but didn't dare to move, and urged him angrily: "Jin Chan!"

Zhuang Fan quickly replied: "Oh, here you are, Bao'er, what's the matter!"

Avalokitesvara told him to die of anger, just in time Zhuang Fan pulled out a jade hairpin, carefully inserted it into Avalokitesvara's bun, and said, "It's finished!"

Guanyin quickly turned around, sat there and said angrily: "If you do this again, I won't come!"

Zhuang Fan hurried over to hug him in his arms, and said in a sad tone: "If you want to leave, I can't bear it..."

Guanyin couldn't see him being coquettish and wronged. Hearing what he said, she felt sore and sad in her heart. She sighed and said softly: "Be good, I will come back later, and I will come to see you often in the future, okay?"

He said again: "It will only be a year or so, and you will be here, why is this so?"

Zhuang Fan saw that it was late and he couldn't make trouble with him anymore, so he sat up straight and said, "The king of the Zhuzi Kingdom, when he was the crown prince, shot and wounded the two cubs, male and female, born to the mother of the Western Buddha, the peacock Daming King Bodhisattva. , The Buddha Mother bears a grudge, she wants to make this Zhuzi King suffer from a serious disease, and she has been demolished for three years, and your golden-haired jerk has just gone to make trouble, but it has only been a few days, and it has not been three years, so how can the Buddha Mother let it go?"

Avalokitesvara snorted coldly, tidied up her clothes, buttoned up her cuffs and collar, and said: "What kind of Buddha mother is he? It's just that the Buddha loves face and shows his affection, and let him show off his power in the West Heaven. He will bully others in his spare time." I thought about it, the Zhuzi King and the Jinsheng Palace, one is the king of a country who bears the purple energy, and the other is the queen of a country who bears the fate of the phoenix. They are different from ordinary people. It's been three years since I went to ordinary people."

He looked at Zhuang Fan and said: "If you ask Wu Kong to rescue him tomorrow, then the king and Jin Shenggong will just be separated for three days, no more, no less, and they will be combined for three years. If he is inattentive and delays, it will be him in four or five years!" "

After Zhuang Fan heard this, he also felt that this idea was good. Didn't the emperor of a certain dynasty keep his filial piety according to this method?

27 Tianhe has been with others for three years, and he claims to be filial. The king of Zhuzi Kingdom and Jinsheng Palace are not bad.

Zhuang Fan saw that Guanyin was full of anger, rolled up his sleeves for him, and persuaded him: "Why bother to get angry with him, just ignore him and it's over. When I go back and take you away, let's live a good life by ourselves. He is here The western sky is full of shit, and it won't bother us anymore!"

Guanyin saw that he was talking dirty, so she couldn't help but thump him and said, "It stinks, what are you talking about!"

Zhuang Fan put his arms around him and said, "My little Guanyin is very fragrant, and when I look at others, they all stink!"

After thinking about it, he asked again, "The three golden bells of the golden retriever, have you put them away? Wukong's eyes are afraid of getting smoked, and he can't stand the smoke, dust, fire and dust."

Guanyin nodded, and said: "I have taken the golden bell a long time ago, don't worry, it's just that Wukong's eyes are a weakness after all, we have to find ways to cure them."

Zhuang Fan sighed: "I have also thought of many ways, but I just haven't come up with a good plan at the moment."

Guanyin thought for a while, then sighed, and said, "There must be a way for the car to reach the mountain, don't worry! It will be fine!"

Zhuang Fan hummed and said something else.

The two were bored for a while, Guanyin touched the bags under Zhuang Fan's eyes and said, "Are you sleepy?"

Zhuang Fan hurriedly said, "Is it swollen? Am I ugly?" Touching the bags under his eyes, he really wanted to take out a mirror to see.

Guanyin wanted to leave, but when he saw how handsome he was, he laughed and said, "Your beard is the ugliest, if you don't shave it, nothing else will work!"

Zhuang Fan saw him laughing and trembling, he couldn't help stabbing him with his beard, which made Guanyin out of breath, his clothes were disheveled, and his temple hair was fluffy.

Suddenly a bird chirped twice outside, flapped its wings and flew away.

The two fell silent facing each other, holding hands, bowing their heads and not speaking.

Time flies so fast, the birds are chirping, the children will get up after a while, and it is time for Guanyin to leave.

It's not good to wait until dawn.

Zhuang Fan suddenly said: "Look, don't we seem to be having an affair?"

Come late and leave early for fear of being seen.

Guanyin laughed angrily, and said, "Could it be that you stole me!" and beat him a few more times.

Zhuang Fan embraced him, put his chin on Guanyin's shoulder, and said slowly and sadly: "You are the treasure I stole from this world, I really want to hold you in my arms without anyone seeing. "

After hearing this, Guanyin felt sour, patted Zhuang Fan on the back, and said, "Hurry up and go, when the matter is over, I will do as you please, okay?"

It doesn't matter if you put it in your pocket, carry it in your bosom, or hang it on your waist, it doesn't matter.

Zhuang Fan's eyes lit up, he got up and looked at Guanyin and said, "Really?"

Guanyin pursed her lips and smiled, "I won't lie to you."

Zhuang Fan couldn't help but kissed lightly on the red lips again.

The two finally bid farewell again in the faint morning light.

Avalokitesvara wore Zhuang Fan's monk clothes, went up to the lotus platform, and disappeared in a blink of an eye.

Zhuang Fan looked at it for a while, rubbed his eyes, and turned to tidy up the small tent. He picked up the clothes left by his little Guanyin one by one, put them away, and put them away separately with the little quilt.

I will not return it to him.

Sure enough, they set off the next day, and after walking only a few tens of miles, the masters and apprentices saw another city, which was the capital of Zhuzi Kingdom.

Zhuang Fan got off his horse and asked Wukong to go and find out.

Not long after, Wukong came back from exploring the road and reported the name of Zhu Zi. Zhuang Fan saw that the address was correct, so he said to his apprentice: "Oh Wukong, we have entered the city, let's stay here first, the master washes up, and then enters the palace to change Guanwen. You take Bajie to the streets, and when you see someone seeking medical treatment from the imperial list, take it off and follow the Huangmen official into the palace, there is still a troublemaker to be arrested in this world!"

Wu Wang and Wu You stayed at home, and the three disciples had no opinion after hearing this, and only listened to the master's arrangement.

Even Wu You yawned boredly, and didn't want to join in the fun with the elder brother.

A little goblin is not worth his third prince's hands.

Wukong wondered: "Oh? Is that goblin in the palace?"

Zhuang Fan shook his head, and told the monkey about Zhuzi Kingdom's affairs in detail, and said, "The golden-haired man turned into a goblin, nicknamed Sai Taisui, and lived in Xiezhi Cave, Qilin Mountain, more than three thousand miles south of Zhuzi Kingdom. If he doesn't come, you can go and look for him. Now he is taken away by the Bodhisattva. He is unarmed and easy to deal with. If you catch him, don't hurt him. The Bodhisattva will take him back."

The monkey wondered: "What on earth is this golden retriever thinking? He actually worked for his master's opponent, sneaked down to the world, and kidnapped the mother and queen of a country for the sake of harming the world. This is not a small crime."

Zhuang Fan snorted coldly and said: "The mother of the Buddha is very powerful and majestic in the western sky. Anyone who is fascinated by wealth and honor will dare not to please her. This golden retriever has returned to the South China Sea and has good fruits to eat. We don't have to Hurting him, he only has to eliminate his sins." Since Guanyin believed in Najiu, Zhuang Fan didn't interfere.

Avalokitesvara is a person, not a pet that he keeps in his palm, so it must be impossible for him to make decisions for him.

Monkey nodded in agreement, the master and apprentice packed up, made some luggage for a show, put it on the caramel cake, and went back to the city.

This Zhuzi Kingdom is also a big local country, with strong national power and prosperity, but only a few days ago there was a goblin riot, people panicked, and the streets were deserted. Zhuang Fan brought his disciples into the city, and along the way, he did not meet A few passers-by, even if there were some, looked flustered and hurried.

Wukong said to his master, "I think I'm so scared!"

Zhuang Fan sighed and said: "Ordinary people are weak and powerless, they can fight against the sky and the earth, occupy this great river and mountain, multiply and pass it on from generation to generation, but when they encounter this supernatural monster making trouble, they can only do nothing!"

Wukong said: "Speaking of which, the difference in strength between these two groups is too great. They will not succeed in the end. The goblins have high military strength, but they are not good at management and survival. It is not easy to reproduce. With cubs, few survive. Although mortals are weak, they are good at cuddling and nurturing, both sides have their own advantages and disadvantages, if they can be combined, that would be great."

Zhuang Fan laughed, and said: "There is no such thing as the best of both worlds." He just sighed in his heart, now in this space, there is still a glimmer of life for the monster race, but in his own time and space, after the founding of the country, they are not allowed to become fine .

The master and apprentice walked away while talking, and after a while, they came to a place with three large characters on the door: "Huitongguan"

Zhuang Fan said: "This meeting hall is the place where the world is connected. This time, people in the city are in panic. We look different from the people here. In order to avoid trouble, it is cheaper to live here."

Wukong said angrily: "Master, if you didn't tell me earlier, I turned into a little monk and followed, and now only my appearance is different."

Zhuang Fan smiled and said: "My apprentice is very handsome, but he has more hair, but his brows are handsome, his eyes are full of energy, and he is so handsome, what are you afraid of?"

Wukong blushed when he was praised by his master, and couldn't help muttering something like "My son is doing well", which made Zhuang Fan laugh so hard.

Zhuang Fan led his apprentices to knock on the door. There are two envoys and deputy envoys in the same hall. They are free at the moment and are whispering in the hall, talking about the news from the palace. When Fan led his disciples in, he couldn't help being startled.

That just made Zhuang Fan's hair close to the skin, his bearded face, dark complexion, travel-stained, walking like clouds and flowing water, with his chest and back straight, he was not an inferior citizen at first glance, and he brought a few random people with him. Waiter, leading a fine horse, fearing that he might be passing by, got up and stood in the hall, and asked from a distance: "Who is here?"

Zhuang Fan stopped his feet, performed eleven ceremonies, and said: "The poor monk was sent to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures under the leadership of the Tang Dynasty in the East. Now he has come to Baofang, and he dare not pass by privately. He also has a certificate of customs clearance, and he wants to report it to the king here. , How can I let it go, and for a few days, I also want to take advantage of the land of your yamen to rest."

The chief and deputy envoys heard Zhuang Fan explain his identity, and saw that his speech and behavior were quite polite, so they couldn't help but feel relieved, and quickly adjusted their crowns and belts, and came down to the hall to greet them.

When the two chambers greeted each other, Zhuang Fan introduced his disciples to the two of them. The principal and deputy envoys boasted: "Holy monks and high disciples, each of you is young and brave, and you see them well. Very good, very good!"

Zhuang Fan was very polite and polite, and said: "I'm sorry." In fact, I was very happy, and it was very useful.

After a few words of gossip, someone from his subordinates came to report that the guest room had been settled, so Zhuang Fan said goodbye to those two, and took his disciples to rest.

When I got to the guest room, I saw that the place was very cold, and there was no one else here. I think they were all scared away by the goblin.

Zhuang Fan was so happy that he led his disciples to choose a spacious and bright room to live in. After a while, another steward brought rice, noodles and vegetables, saying that the kitchen in the west room only had clean pots and stoves, and asked the holy monk and his disciples to help themselves , Zhuang Fan thanked him, told Ba Jie to collect the things, and gave Xie Yin again.

The manager refused to accept it, but he couldn't help it, so he left with his sleeves.

It was not yet noon, Zhuang Fan said: "Master washes up and goes to the palace, Wukong and Bajie have to wash up before going to the street?"

Wukong said: "Master, I'm going to look for the list. I'm waiting to enter the palace. I'm afraid it will take some time. I washed it yesterday, but I didn't go far today. Master will go. Bajie and I will go to the street without delay. .”

Zhuang Fan agreed, and told Wu Wang and Wu You not to run around, and to eat something when they were hungry, and then to take a bath and change clothes.

After a while, he packed up, changed into brocade cassocks, put on a gold-topped Pilu hat, leaned on a tin staff with nine rings, and held the certificate of customs clearance in his sleeve, and walked out.

He is really a majestic and good holy monk, with a good appearance and a good charm.

It would be even better if he could shave that beard.

Going all the way, he arrived at the Wufeng Tower without hindrance. Zhuang Fan didn't care to look at the scenery, so he found a Huangmen official, declared his identity, said that he wanted to see the king, and switched Guan Wen.

The Huangmen official said with a distressed expression: "The holy monk didn't know something. A few days ago on the fifteenth day of the eighth month, my king was frightened and was ill. He hadn't seen any guests in court for several days. You came at an inappropriate time."

After Zhuang Fan heard this, he said: "I'd better ask Tong Bing, if His Majesty really doesn't see you, then the poor monk will make another plan."

As he spoke, he passed a purse, which was heavy and full of silver.

The Huangmen official squeezed it in his hand, knowing it well, and said: "Since the holy monk is sincerely seeking to see you, the younger one will go to Tongbing, please wait a moment!"

Zhuang Fan said that he was sorry, and watched the Huangmen official walk away quickly.

Not long after, the Huangmen official came panting with a few servants, and when he saw Zhuang Fan, he introduced to the servants, "This is the holy monk from the Tang Dynasty!"

The servant was obviously the king's personal servant, dressed luxuriously and richly, and came over to salute upon hearing the words: "Your Majesty is seriously ill. I heard that there is a holy monk from the Tang Dynasty. He struggled to get up and insisted on seeing him. Please, please walk quickly." Some, His Majesty is weak and may not last long."

Zhuang Fan wondered in his heart, wondering why he was so seriously ill, so he followed the servant and walked in quickly without any delay.

The servant watched carefully as he walked, secretly marveling in his heart, the speed of his steps has been practiced in the palace for many years, and even idlers can't keep up with trotting, but seeing the holy monk, he is calm and calm, walking leisurely and tight Followed half a step behind him, his breath was not disturbed, no sweat on his forehead, very calm, obviously he was a good person.

Your Majesty, maybe you really met a savior this time?