Blessed Dynasty

"Pinch the drum!"

As if afraid that Xin Zhao didn't hear clearly, Li Xiaofu repeated it with a smile.

Hearing this, Xin Zhao's face turned red and green, very colorful.

If it was anything else, even if it was a beating, Xin Zhao would have recognized it, but pinching the skin drum... You must know that Xin Zhao has never been beaten for a skin drum since he was a child, let alone pinched.

Moreover, this kind of place is always more secretive and more embarrassing. If he is still a child, it will be fine, but he has already passed the age of 16, and he has practiced for several years. Now he is [-] years old. He is an out-and-out adult, and if he is pinched...how awkward!

The reason why Xin Zhao was named Xin was that the former General Zhao hoped that he would put faith first, but in the face of this kind of punishment, even though Xin Zhao was proud of his name, he had to say cheekily, "Can you change it to Anything else?"

Fearing that Li Xiaofu would come up with a more terrifying punishment, Xin Zhao offered to propose, "Such as a beating? Frog jumping thirty laps? Cooking for three months?"

However, he had known Zhao Daxin's character for a long time, how could Li Xiaofu not know what he was thinking, so he smiled even brighter and said, "No way! That's it!"

Xin Zhao's face collapsed, "Change, let's change, okay?"

When did Zhao Daxin ask for such soft words? Li Xiaofu was very useful, but facing this rare opportunity--Xin Zhao's martial arts are much better than him, it is almost impossible to force him--Li Xiaofu still didn't want to let go. Pass.

"No, hum, if you don't let you remember this time, what will you do next time?"

Li Xiaofu's reason was very high-sounding, but just as Li Xiaofu was familiar with Zhao Xin, Zhao Xin was also very familiar with Li Xiaofu, looking at that sly smile as always, how could he not know what this little witty ghost was thinking?

There was pleading on his face, and he was even more helpless in his heart. If he said he would go back on his word, he would certainly be able to go back on it with Xin Zhao's force, but he had already promised Li Xiaofu before...

"I will never do it again next time. No, no, there is no next time. This time, I will punish others first. If I make a mistake again, I will replace it with this punishment, okay?"

Fearing that Li Xiaofu would disagree, Xin Zhao hugged a chubby baby in his arms, the faint heat blew in his ears along with the pleading words, Li Xiaofu couldn't help shaking his ears, feeling a little burning.

Humph, villain!

What's even more cunning is that someone actually gently put his hand on his little fat meat. You know, Li Xiaofu's waist is not only fleshy, but also more itchy. Not stop, of course Zhao Daxin is aware of this.

Li Xiaofu: "...Take it away."

Zhao Daxin remained motionless, still begging in a low voice, "How about it, Xiaofu?"

not good!Of course not!

Li Xiaofu raised his brows in an air, and pushed his head against Zhao Daxin's chin, "If it's not good, it's not good."

Then Li Xiaofu's waist was attacked.

"Hahaha...ahha...stop! stop!"

Li Xiaofu's tears were about to be laughed out, Zhao Daxin actually tickled him, this despicable and shameless villain!

But he was sitting in his arms, he couldn't even escape, the feeling of having nowhere to hide made Li Xiaofu extremely uncomfortable.

"Are you okay, Xiaofu?" A seductive voice sounded in my ear.

not good!

"Huh?" The deep voice was even more alluring.

"Okay, okay!" Under the threat of tickle meat, Li Xiaofu gave in shamefully.

Only then did Xin Zhao stop his itching hands, and tidy Li Xiaofu's messy clothes.

Li Xiaofu took a while to recover, wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and complained to Zhao Daxin, "You are despicable."

Xin Zhao couldn't help laughing, "Yes, I'm mean, so hit me up."

Li Xiao angrily punched him twice, after he vented, Xin Zhao squeezed his little fist and blew it, apparently afraid that he would hurt him.

Li Xiaofu: "Hmph!"

Li Xiaofu became even more angry, this man was rough and thick, he wouldn't take it seriously if he hit him twice.

You should pinch him to give him a long memory.

"Hey, don't be angry."

How can you not be angry?

Zhao Daxin went back and forth, didn't follow the agreement, and even dared to tickle and threaten the judge. Li Xiaofu expressed that he was very angry!

But now that he is still in Zhao Daxin's arms, the disadvantage is too great, Li Xiaofu decided that it is not too late for a gentleman to take revenge.

Wait for him tonight!

So when we went to sleep together at night, and felt that some chubby doll was secretly pretending to be asleep, and finally transferred his hand to himself, Xin Zhao closed his eyes and pretended not to know.

If you don't let this little chubby baby pinch it, you won't give up. Xin Zhao doesn't want to listen to a certain baby's chatter all day long, and be missed by a certain baby.

Just secretly exerted force.

So Li Xiaofu was about to pinch Zhao Daxin, and he wanted to find his way back, but just as he started to use his hands hard, he found that the flesh under his hands had become so hard that he couldn't even pinch it!

No matter how hard I tried, I still couldn't pinch it, and then I saw that someone seemed to be fast asleep, so why didn't I know what was going on?

"Zhao, Da, Xin!"

"Huh?" Xin Zhao rubbed his eyes with a dazed look of being woken up, which was too fake compared to the startled look that would wake him up even if he turned over and covered him with a quilt all the time.

"Don't be tense!"

How can anyone practice martial arts so much that the skin drum is full of muscles that can't be pinched!

"Where is it tense?" Xin Zhao said rascally.

"Drum! Don't stretch it, I can't squeeze it!" Li Xiaofu said with his eyes wide open.

Xin Zhao raised his eyebrows in the night, "Eh? You've already pinched it? Then don't say I'm cheating! I've already fulfilled my promise."

Ah!

Li Xiaofu became even more angry, "You didn't honor it at all, okay? I didn't even squeeze it, how can you pinch it when you are tense?"

What he wants to pinch is soft, bouncy, and feels super good, just like himself!

"That's mine, isn't yours?"

Xin Zhao's tone was full of doubts, as he spoke, he reached out and squeezed Li Xiaofu's.

The hand feels just like what Li Xiaofu thought, soft, similar to when he was a child, and Xin Zhao recalled Li Xiaofu when he was a baby, he could pinch whatever he wanted at that time, he was so happy.

Xin Zhao is still thinking about the past here, while Li Xiaofu is already blowing up over there.

"How dare you pinch me!"

Ahhh why is this person so bad!

"Ahem." Seeing that someone was about to explode, Xin Zhao hurriedly put his arms around him, pressing down his hands and feet, "Hey, what, let me compare it, I didn't expect yours to be so soft."

Normal people are so soft, right?

Li Xiaofu bit Zhao Daxin's arm bitterly, this time Zhao Daxin didn't dare to tense his muscles, for fear of breaking the little fat baby's teeth, you know, these are not deciduous teeth, they can be replaced.

"Normal people are like this, I don't care, just relax and let me pinch."

With his hands and feet unable to move, Li Xiaofu had no choice but to put his head against someone's chest, bumping it now and then, just like a monk in a temple ringing a bell.

Zhao Daxin had to fix the baby's head, so as not to see a red head the next day, after all, his chest...is quite hard.

"I really can't relax, you've already pinched it, haven't you?" Xin Zhao spoke softly.

"No, I don't believe it. I want to pinch it softly. Let me pinch it quickly."

Xin Zhao has nothing to do with this annoying little bully in his arms, "Good boy, there is really no softness."

"Yes, you should relax!" Li Xiaofu didn't believe it.

"Really not." Xin Zhao was determined not to let go, otherwise he would be pinched... How weird it feels.

"Who said, there must be something, you just relax." Li Xiaofu refused to let it go.

"Everyone who practices foreign kung fu is like this, I won't lie to you." Zhao Xin vowed...to lie to the baby!

Li Xiaofu became even more angry this time, and blurted out, "Hmph, Daddy is also practicing foreign martial arts, his is all soft, why not yours?"

Zhao Daxin: "...???"

Li Xiaofu: "...!!!"

Oops, I slipped my mouth!

Zhao Daxin's expression became indescribable, and Li Xiaofu even looked at the top of the tent, and the air fell into silence for a while.

"Ahem... how do you know?"

It's really hard for Xin Zhao to imagine, under what circumstances would Xiaofu know that the emperor's... is soft, ahem.

Li Xiaofu was even more embarrassed. When sleeping with his father and mother, his mother pinched his father when she was angry. They all thought he was asleep, but in fact he was not asleep and knew it. Such things can be said nonsense ?Can you talk nonsense?

Obviously not!

So Li Xiaofu just said awkwardly "Ugh", "You don't care how I know, it's soft anyway, I don't care."

This topic is too dangerous, Xin Zhao hugged Li Xiaofu, stuffed him into his arms and said, "Go to sleep."

"I don't want it, just pinch it for me, just pinch it." Li Xiaofu refused to give up.

"good."

While coaxing, Xin Zhao patted Li Xiaofu's body. He has taken care of him since he was a child. Xin Zhao couldn't understand what kind of strength and rhythm could make this little baby in his arms fall into a deep sleep.

It was already very late, and Li Xiaofu tossed and tossed for a long time. The child is growing up, and sleeps a lot. Now that he is being slapped so familiarly, he wants to sleep even more.

"Just pinch it..." Li Xiaofu muttered, his voice gradually softened, even his breathing eased.

Xin Zhao gradually relaxed, breathed a sigh of relief, and nodded Li Xiaofu's forehead a few times, he was really a little grinder.

Unexpectedly, just as Xin Zhao was relaxing, Li Xiaofu quickly pinched Zhao Daxin's with lightning speed.

The speed was so fast that Zhao Daxin didn't even react.

And when he reacted, he heard a certain baby laughing, "Soft is so soft, let you lie to me, hum!"

Zhao Daxin: "..."

It's too late if you don't clean up the bear boy!

So for the next whole night, there were all kinds of unstoppable laughter and begging sounds in the tent, as well as some whispers of "don't pinch, don't pinch", it was very lively.

As for the extent of the trouble, the dark circles under the eyes of the two who got up early betrayed them.