My magic weapon can't be so timid

"Everyone can look at my junior brother intently, it's a little rude." Tang Buku's tone was neither salty nor weak, but everyone could hear that there was displeasure inside and out.

A monk said: "Don't suffer, little friend, don't be stingy, good seedlings should be rewarded together."

This year Tang Buku personally brought a freshman back to school, everyone knew it, it seems that it should be this young man, all eager eyes were cast on Gu Xingzhen.

Gu Xingzhen really felt that he was a watermelon on a tricycle, and each of these monks wanted to cut him open to see if there was a red heart inside, whether it was sweet or not.

"There are so many monks who are not doing business, and they are all around here. Is it a vegetable market?"

The chilly voice floated into the crowd, and everyone turned their heads to see who was so disappointing. When they saw that it was the Principal Lian Cheng who asked the question, they all touched their noses and honestly dispersed.

"Hello Senior Lian." Tang Buku cupped his hands with all the courtesy.

Lian Cheng glanced at Tang Buku indifferently, but when his eyes passed by Gu Xingzhen, he paused, his eyes were filled with obvious light, as if he had discovered a treasure, but he seemed to suppress the excitement in his heart intentionally, and observed more After a few glances, Gu Xingzhen walked away without saying a word.

"Why was that old man's eyes so strange just now?" Gu Xingzhen said a little uncomfortable, the other monks looked at him with pure appreciation, but when the old man looked at him, there were many strange emotions mixed in, like... It was like finding a beautiful object, but there was no warmth in his eyes.

"That's Lian Tianyi's father, Lian Cheng, a master tool repairer. After Lian Tianyi's accident, his temper became very weird. The accident that Lian Tianyi encountered became his inner demon. He almost lost his temper in his practice a few years ago. Bewitched, thanks to the help of a few friends, he survived without any danger."

After hearing this, Gu Xingzhen suddenly realized that his proudest son had lost his body of cultivation and turned into an ordinary person. You can imagine Lian Cheng's mood.

"So no one in the comprehension world wants to make him suffer." Tang Buku sighed, and said regretfully, "Senior Lian Cheng was not like this before, and he forged my Zixiao."

It is said that cultivating immortals is good, but there are people who cultivate immortals who have no choice.

After Gu Xingzhen and Tang Buku entered the venue, they met Hualienhai again. Thinking of Hualienhai's real body and his unique name, Gu Xingzhen couldn't help but look at Hualienhai a few more times. Hualienhai has a pointed chin, a long neck, and slightly bulging eyes , which is somewhat similar to the head of a turtle.

When the two of them handed the demon ball to Hualien Sea, the demon from the west was watched inhumanely by the monks. The demon ball let them flatten and round it without love. The devil takes it seriously.

After touching the devil ball, today's meeting officially begins.

The theme of today's conference is the impact of human activities on monks' practice. Now that human radar detection technology is getting better and better, there have been several incidents where monks who are taking a bath have been accidentally detected. It doesn't matter if they are detected. Nudity/photo exposure is not good, and the monks clamored to find a solution as soon as possible.

Gu Xingzhen originally thought that the theme of the monks' meeting should be lofty, but he didn't expect it to be so close to life.

Some monks proposed to relocate to an inaccessible place, but this proposal was opposed by most monks, because they couldn't bear the inconvenience of sending and receiving express delivery due to poor mobile phone signal!Another monk suggested that they should live in seclusion in the city and fully integrate into the lives of ordinary people, but there is a huge problem. The house price is really too expensive. Based on the calculation of 70 years of property rights, how many apartments do they have to buy? After all, not every All the monks are Xuanxiu, and they can make a lot of money with Feng Shui.

After discussing and discussing, all the monks have not settled on a reasonable and feasible plan.

"Actually, it's very simple." Lian Cheng said coldly.

Everyone looked at him with curious eyes, expecting the master of mechanical repair to give an optimal solution, such as making a more sophisticated shield to avoid radar and the like.

"Just bombard all the radars and satellites of mankind."

All monks: "..."

There was a dead silence at the meeting place. Everyone observed Liancheng's expression very seriously, not like joking.

"Hahahaha, my senior sees everyone discussing so intensely, let's make a joke to brighten up the atmosphere." Asked the vice-principal, who was also Liancheng's junior, he said haha, and hurriedly found a step for his senior.

Lian Cheng rolled up his sleeves, closed his eyes, and closed the window that could reveal his emotions, and said coldly: "What I said is true, this is the most once-and-for-all method."

Gu Xingzhen whispered to Tang Buku: "Senior Liancheng's thoughts are very dangerous."

Tang Buku sighed: "The demon is too heavy, I'm afraid his Nine Heavens Thunder Calamity will be dangerous this time."

The devil ball also got out, revealing half of the body, and a pair of triangular eyes looked across the table to look at Liancheng. It was originally a demon, and it was very sensitive to people's breath and emotions. The target of temptation, although Liancheng closed his eyes to cover up, but he couldn't hide it from the devil ball. This monk, tsk tsk, has a depraved aura. It seems that these monks are not all white lotuses, jie jie jie!The devil ball didn't intend to remind Gu Xingzhen and Tang Buku and them, it even wished that the monk named Lian Cheng made a big deal out of it, so that it could get revenge.

During the seven-day meeting, with Gu Xingzhen's company, Tang Buku didn't feel so difficult, especially when he wrote his thoughts at night with the buff of Gu Xingzhen, it was really not easy!And Gu Xingzhen's eyes were opened, the monks are actually very down-to-earth, and every monk is working hard to connect with the world so as to practice faster and better.

After the meeting, Tang Buku and Gu Xingzhen were also preparing to leave Jiangcheng, when Gu Xingzhen received a WeChat/letter message from Du Zijun.

"Brother, I told Du Zijun that we are leaving tomorrow, and he wants to treat us to a meal, shall we go?"

"go!"

Du Zijun's treat this time was at a private restaurant, it was difficult to get a seat at ordinary times, and it took him a lot of effort to get the seat, it was a practice banquet for Tang Buku and Gu Xingzhen.

Du Zijun stared dumbfounded at Tang Buku's feasting, and bumped Gu Xingzhen's arm: "Aren't all of you cultivators bigu? Why is Tang Daxian so good at eating?" Du Zijun was surprised and envious. As a star, he always Avoid food, keep fit, but Tang Buku can eat so much and still be so thin, he really wants to learn from it.

Gu Xingzhen is used to Tang being able to eat without bitterness, and he has a gentle face: "It's as long as senior brother is happy."

Tang Buku wiped his mouth, and said, "It's not because you don't want to eat that you spend so much effort in cultivating immortality."

"That's it?" Du Zijun listened attentively.

"Of course it's to eat whatever you want, but it won't make you fat."

"!!!" Du Zijun hugged Tang Buku's thigh: "Tang Daxian, please cultivate!"

Gu Xingzhen quickly pushed Du Zijun back: "Speak well, don't move."

Tang Buku looked Du Zijun up and down, and said, "You don't have the talent to cultivate immortals."

Gu Xingzhen heaved a sigh of relief, if Tang Buku wanted to 'touch' Du Zijun as he 'touched' him back then, he might slice Du Zijun into slices of hot pot meat.

Du Zijun was a little unwilling: "Is it true? I don't have any talent in me?"

"No." Tang Buku patted the deeply shocked Du Zijun.

Du Zijun sighed for a while, then looked at Gu Xingzhen enviously: "I feel that you are more handsome after cultivating immortality."

"Junior Brother Gu is in such a state, you can also do it." Tang Buku said.

"Really?" Du Zijun's eyes lit up.

"Get up early and go to bed early." Tang Buku said seriously.

Du Zijun's heart sank to the bottom, and he said with a sad face, "...you are kidding me, Daxian."

"I didn't lie to you, all the behaviors of the world can actually be understood as a kind of practice, getting up early and going to bed early can really make you handsome, believe me."

"Then I'll just be a handsome guy who sleeps late, and I don't want to become more handsome." Du Zijun smiled and patted Gu Xingzhen on the shoulder: "Old Gu, once you leave this trip, I don't know how long it will take to meet again, maybe I'll be a bad old man next time we meet, you're still so young."

Although Du Zijun was grinning, his eyes could not be deceiving, they were full of envy.

Gu Xingzhen looked at his friend with complicated emotions, he felt a lump in his throat, he didn't know what to say, after a few murmurs, he lowered his head and took a sip of his mulled wine.

Tang Buku had a panoramic view of Gu Xingzhen's expressions and movements, a flash of worry flashed in his eyes, and then interjected: "I hope you can keep the matter about Junior Brother Gu secret."

"I understand, I understand. Don't worry. I know what to say and what not to say. Lao Gu, look at me as a buddy. When I die, remember to take care of me." Du Zijun was heartless. He laughed loudly: "Burn more paper."

Thousands of words finally turned into a soft word "yes", Gu Xingzhen raised his wine glass and bumped it with Du Zijun.

After a meal, Du Zijun got very drunk, probably because what happened in the past few days completely impacted his three views of capitalism, he cried and howled when he was drunk, and called mom for a while, you still look good after you become a monk After a while, I asked Dad to take a step first, remember to help my son make some connections down there, howling and howling, he started to read poems, what is the meaning of life when drinking and singing.Gu Xingzhen was worried that his ghostly appearance would be photographed by the paparazzi, so he slapped him on the head, and then he calmed down. Then Gu Xingzhen picked him up and went back to the hotel with Tang Buku.

Tang Buku looked at the dead and dishonest Du Zijun, and suggested, "Why don't I use the teleportation array to send him back."

"No need, the teleportation array doesn't feel good. I'm physically strong now, so I can just carry it." Gu Xingzhen felt like throwing up every time he was in the teleportation array. It was really inappropriate to throw such a drunk in the teleportation array.

The night light in the winter night was very quiet, the two seniors walked side by side, their slender figures were stretched by the night light for a while, and then shortened for a while, Gu Xingzhen was exceptionally quiet today.

Tang Buku looked at Gu Xingzhen who was walking forward with his head buried, and asked worriedly: "Junior Brother Gu, are you feeling bad?"

Gu Xingzhen hummed for some unknown reason, but Tang Buku didn't ask further.

Gu Xingzhen felt as if a stone was weighing on his heart, and he felt a little depressed. After a while, he took the initiative to speak: "What Du Zijun said today reminded me that 100 years later, I will still be like this now, and my relatives and friends are probably gone. "

He will watch his relatives and friends leave one by one.

"This is something that mortal monks will experience. Throughout the ages, many mortal monks have fallen on it when they crossed their hearts." Tang Buku gently pressed Gu Xingzhen's shoulders, and reminded softly: "Gu Junior Brother, you must be careful, don't When crossing the heart calamity, the square inch was in chaos, ruining the practice."

Tang Buku's words were like a stone thrown into Gu Xingzhen's heart lake, causing ripples, but his eyes were like the moonlight in the sky, softening the heart lake in this pool.

Gu Xingzhen stared at Tang Buku with firm eyes, and he took a deep breath: "Remember the teaching of senior brother."

Gu Xingzhen sent him back to the hotel, and after a while he heard Tang Buku calling excitedly outside the window on the tenth floor.

"Junior Brother Gu! Come out, it's snowing! It's snowing!"

Gu Xingzhen walked to the balcony and saw Tang Buku excitedly stepping on the Zixiao Sword and turning around, the snowflakes fell on his black and soft hair, and the cheerful smile was full of stars twinkling.

Gu Xingzhen, who grew up in the north, is used to seeing snow, so he won't be as excited as Tang Buku, but he likes to see Tang Buku playing with snow, which is much more beautiful than snow.

"In my memory, Kunlun also has a lot of snow, but it rarely snows in Tianyi." Tang Buku manipulated Zixiao, landed on the edge of the balcony, and looked at Gu Xingzhen in parallel. After a second, Tang Buku whispered quietly Di Fei was a few centimeters higher, making him appear to be taller than Gu Xingzhen.

After this inadvertent little action was noticed by Gu Xingzhen, he couldn't help laughing, his senior brother is so cute.

Snowflakes fell on Tang Buku's long and slender eyelashes. In an instant, the snowflakes turned into crystal clear water droplets, which moistened the eyelashes. The tip of the upturned nose and the sides of the lips looked like a cat with a painted face. Gu Xingzhen looked amused and reached out to help him wipe it off.

Just in time, Tang Buku licked the snowflakes on his lips curiously, wanting to taste the taste, the soft tongue/tip touched Gu Xingzhen's fingers.

Gu Xingzhen: "..."

Tang Buku: "..."

After being dazed for a second, the flushed Tang Buku stiffened and fell straight down the stairs.

"Senior brother!" Gu Xingzhen was so frightened that he hurriedly chased after him.