My magic weapon can't be so timid

Tang Buku, who knew nothing about his star movement, was now dedicated to his senior brother, leading Gu Xingzhen around the campus to learn about the world of cultivation.

Gu Xingzhen, who followed closely beside him, was also very honest, asking questions whenever he didn't understand, very sensitive and eager to learn.He found that after returning to school, Tang Buku changed his painting style, as if there was a good student behavior code hanging above his head, and he walked with high spirits, like a moving young poplar.

Suddenly little Bai Yang stopped, and respectfully said to a row of portraits hanging on the left wall: "Masters and ancestors."

Tang Buku said to Gu Xingzhen: "The people in the portraits are Tianyi's past principals and some monks who have made outstanding contributions to the cultivation world."

Gu Xingzhen felt a little embarrassed when he heard this. It turns out that hanging portraits is also popular in the cultivation world.

Gu Xingzhen glanced over, and there were dozens of portraits hanging on the walls of the corridor, some with white hair and childlike face, some young and handsome; The painting is the strangest one. The distant mountains in the painting are shrouded in mist, the nearby mountains are layered with mist, and the pavilions and pavilions are scattered among the mountains.

"This is Tianyi's founding master." Tang Buku saw that Gu Xingzhen's eyes stopped on the painting: "He has already ascended to immortality."

"Why is there only one back of the person in the painting?" In line with the principle of respecting the teacher, Gu Xingzhen did not say that this back appears in the painting, not only the proportions are not harmonious, but also very disharmonious.

"Because my back is the most beautiful." The person in the painting suddenly turned around, revealing a stunning face, as beautiful as a crown of jade, with an extraordinary expression.

Although the person in the painting is beautiful, Gu Xingzhen almost subconsciously punched this scary master to death just now.

Tang Buku cupped his hands and said, "Master Yuanchu."

The founder of Tianyi asked with a smile: "Is this a freshman in our school?"

Tang Buku curled his lips, and said honestly: "If you scare me a little more, I'm afraid it won't happen."

"Hahaha, just kidding, I am also very pleased to see you are so good." After the man in the painting finished speaking, he summoned a crane, flew on it to the depths of the sea of ​​clouds, and disappeared into the painting.

"At the beginning of the Yuan Dynasty, the ancestor would ride a crane back west if he had a guilty conscience."

"...cough, that's not how the word is used."

"It's almost the same meaning." Tang Buku said casually.

The meaning is really far away!Gu Xingzhen raised his forehead.

"At the beginning of the Yuan Dynasty, the master was very narcissistic. Before he became a fairy, he specially left a self-portrait and injected mana into it, so his portrait was alive. Every year when new students passed by, he would scare people."

"The hobbies of this master at the beginning of the Yuan Dynasty are really unique."

"That's not true. He deliberately asked the school people to move the portrait from the main teaching building to the only way for freshmen to scare people."

"..." Knowing that Tianyi's founding master was so dishonest, Gu Xingzhen couldn't help worrying about the future, and he was very careful when walking forward, for fear that the person in the painting would suddenly jump out.

Tang Buku, who saw his worry, pursed his lips and smiled: "Only the paintings of the master in the early Yuan Dynasty are alive, and the others are ordinary portraits, and after he scares you once, he won't scare you again, so you can greatly improve yourself in the future." Follow this path squarely.”

"It seems that our master at the beginning of the Yuan Dynasty is still very principled." Gu Xingzhen breathed a sigh of relief. Although he has seen countless famous paintings handed down from museums, this is the first time he has seen such a strange living scroll. Thinking of this, he couldn't help being curious , I looked back, and found that the ancestor of Yuanchu who was "driving the crane back to the west" flew back at some time, and was lying on the picture frame to peek at them.

Mengmengda, who met Gu Xingzhen's eyes, waved to him.

Gu Xingzhen silently added a label to the ancestor of the Yuan Dynasty - funny comparison.

The two walked through the corridor of portraits and entered the garden. In the center of the garden stood a round boulder as tall as a person. The first circle of the boulder was engraved with gold, wood, water, fire, and soil, and the second circle was engraved with Zhen, Li, Dui, Kan, and Xun. , Kun, Qian, and Gen are eight directions, and the third circle is engraved with twelve hours.

"This is a spiritual power tester co-invented by several instrument repair masters. Gold, wood, water, fire, and earth represent the general direction of your practice. For example, if the attribute is gold, it is suitable for practicing sword practice, and if the attribute is fire, it is suitable for practicing cooking. The twelve hours represent the time and place suitable for your cultivation."

"There is also the position and time?" Gu Xingzhen can probably imagine the attributes of the five elements, but this is the first time he has heard of the position and time.

"Yes, each of us has a different body. Some people are refreshed during the day, while others are active at night. Only by finding the most suitable position and time can we get twice the result with half the effort in the initial practice. This is also the conclusion of many previous monks. experience of."

With such particularity, Gu Xingzhen found that cultivating immortals is also very scientific.

"You walk to the front of the spiritual power tester, put your hand in the center of the tester, sink your breath into the dantian, concentrate your mind and meditate, and then it will guide you in the direction of your practice."

Gu Xingzhen walked over as he said, he breathed a sigh of relief, emptied his mind, and then put his hand in the center of the boulder, the shadow of his arm was projected on the boulder, and saw that the shadow became thinner and thinner, turning into a pointer, and then The boulder spins up.

The rotation speed of the pointer was getting faster and faster, so fast that Gu Xingzhen began to feel that something was wrong. After a while, the pointer still showed no signs of stopping, and then there were spider web-like cracks on the stone. He frowned, and heard the sound coming from behind Tang Buku exclaimed.

"Back back!"

Immediately afterwards, there was a loud bang, and the cracked spiritual power tester exploded instantly. Fortunately, Tang Buku reacted quickly. While reminding Gu Xingzhen, he immediately opened the protective barrier, and when the boulder cracked, it splashed out. The gravel flew past Gu Xingzhen's eyes, but it couldn't hurt him at all.

After the explosion, the ground was in a mess, and the spiritual power tester made with painstaking efforts by the instrument repair masters was broken into pieces.

Tang Buku walked forward in three steps at a time, staring at the gravel in silence, with a pensive look on his face.

Gu Xingzhen, who vandalized public property, was even more nervous: "I, I, I didn't do anything wrong just now, did I?"

Tang Buku raised his eyes and looked at Gu Xingzhen with complicated eyes: "You shattered the spiritual power tester."

"..." If Gu Xingzhen was still the little Mr. Gu in the mortal world, he could have said coolly that I would pay for it, but now he is a poor man in debt.

Tang Buku shook his head: "You are just a mortal, no matter how abundant the spiritual power in your body is, it is limited, and it is impossible to blow up the spiritual power tester, unless you are an extraordinary person like me."

Gu Xingzhen didn't know whether to be shocked that he was not a human, or that Tang Buku was not a human.

"I'll talk about my life experience later." Tang Buku frowned: "The most urgent thing now is to solve the immediate matter. It's easy to explain the damage of the spiritual power tester, but it's hard to explain the explosion. In order to prevent the explosion from attracting other teachers, we A reasonable explanation is needed immediately."

Gu Xingzhen hesitated for a moment, and said, "It's better to say that the alchemy students are refining alchemy."

"Good idea!" Tang Buku didn't feel guilty at all for cheating his junior brother.

The strength of the pot, what a pair of gangsters!

Soon, Tang Buku, the authority dog, issued an announcement in the APP of Tianyi Xiuxian Technology College. The general content of the announcement is that when the school starts, seniors majoring in elixir should pay attention to campus safety when refining alchemy, and take care of the newly enrolled juniors , to avoid accidentally injuring the little junior during alchemy and causing irreparable psychological shadows.

This announcement, full of emotion and without typos, was written under Gu Xingzhen's guidance.

Since the explosion of the stove when practicing alchemy is already the norm on campus, and this is another announcement made by Tang Buku, the naive juniors did not suspect that there was something tricky, and the students majoring in elixir also complained one after another, and they didn't know Which little bastard made their senior brothers worry about it!

Only the teachers agreed after receiving the message: Tang Buku, do you think I'm stupid? !