My magic weapon can't be so timid

About 10 minutes after the bee school bus took off, a tall and thin man came down from the second-floor car. He had a big box hanging on his chest. Because he was too thin, he looked like he was carrying goods on a bamboo pole. When there are guests on the first floor, he immediately smiles and walks forward quickly.

'Shua! 'Cleanly opened the box, the goods were dazzling, and the tall and thin man asked enthusiastically: "Friend, do you want to buy something?"

"I have everything here, and I can order what I don't have. As long as you are a student of the five major Xiuxian schools, free shipping is available."

Tang Buku said to Gu Xingzhen: "You can see if there is anything you want to buy."

"Yo! God, is this a freshman in your school? Then I'll give you a [-]% discount for your sake." The tall and thin man immediately gave him a favor, and he put the box in front of Gu Xingzhen as he spoke. .

There are all kinds of weird things in the box, some of which Gu Xingzhen can see the function at a glance, some of which need to be pondered for a while before he can roughly guess the use, and some of which he can't see what they are at all.

Gu Xingzhen casually picked up a normal item—a book with a black back cover and large gold-plated characters "Legend of Cultivating Immortals". Essence, heart-wrenching and heart-wrenching experience sharing, readers in the three worlds are moved by it, and many high-ranking monks of the immortal family jointly recommend it, a miracle book that shocks the world of self-cultivation!

"..." Gu Xingzhen felt that his beautiful fantasy of cultivating immortals was being shattered bit by bit. If he had a glass heart, it would probably be covered with cracks like spider silk.But after thinking about it, maybe the packaging of this book is very emmmmm, but the content is not ordinary?

Gu Xingzhen, who decided to give a chance, turned to the first page, glanced briefly at the catalog, I told the king not to go to court early - Nine-tailed Yaoyao (1011), I think Fa Hai has a crush on my brother-in-law - Xiaoqing (1375), shameless Who did the phoenix man hurt——Written by Zhinu (9999), 280 generations of cultivation experience——Descendants of the Zhang family (578).

The numbers behind each bibliography will keep changing, some change slowly, some change quickly, but all of them are rising.

Gu Xingzhen touched the numbers on the book curiously, and was sure that it was not his eyes that were dazzled, but that they were really moving.

"Those numbers are comments. Cultivators can comment on the story. Comments need to deduct comment stones of different attributes." Tang Buku explained: "This book is a serial book. After you buy it, as long as there are new manuscripts selected, the bibliography It will automatically increase, but if you want to see the latest manuscript, you have to spend money to update it. If I remember correctly, there were a total of 120 entries when I checked last time, and now it has increased to [-].”

"What is the attribute of the comment stone?"

"When a bad review deducts the sun, a positive review deducts the moonstone."

The tall and thin peddler interjected and added: "You are so angry after reading this story. If you think about the day, you can buckle the sun stone. After reading this story, you like it very much. If you are happy, you can buckle the moon stone. My brother wants to come One? This book is number one on the bestseller list."

Gu Xingzhen: "!!!" Why do I feel that all of you cultivators are very dishonest!

The tall and thin man looked at Gu Xingzhen with a troubled expression, and continued to sell harder: "Hey, brother, don't worry, my book "Legend of Cultivating Immortals" is the latest edition. Buy a copy and read it for a lifetime. It is definitely worth the money."

"No, no need." Gu Xingzhen, who was able to speak in front of thousands of people without stage fright, stuttered for the first time today.

"Then you can take a look at the other ones. Do you want a comprehension mobile phone?" The tall and thin man took out two newly launched mobile phones: "The one on the left is produced by Shengongfang, and the one on the right is produced by Tiangongge."

The Shengong mobile phone has a rose-gold shell, with soft lines and rounded corners, making it feel very comfortable in the hand; the Tiangong mobile phone is square and square, using a rigid black color, which is very dignified in both shape and color.

"You can buy one first, a comprehension mobile phone is a necessity." Tang Buku stuffed the Shengong brand mobile phone into Gu Xingzhen's hand.

"?" Gu Xingzhen still had his own principles. He put the girly Shengong mobile phone back and took the Tiangong mobile phone.

But no matter how principled Gu Xingzhen is, he can't match Tang Buku's persistence.

"Shengong brand mobile phone is better." Tang Buku took back the rose gold mobile phone.

Gu Xingzhen looked at him suspiciously, stroking the Shengong brand mobile phone with his fingers, he couldn't accept this girly mobile phone, but there was no need to fight Tang Buku for a mobile phone, at worst, after buying this, he would buy what he liked of.

Seeing that Gu Xingzhen hesitated, Tang Buku said bluntly, "I don't like Tiangongfang."

Gu Xingzhen understood, and didn't ask why, and said dotingly: "Okay, I'll listen to you."

"Boss, I want this one, how much is it?" Gu Xingzhen turned to the tall and thin one.

"100 fairy coins."

Seeing Gu Xingzhen's stunned expression, Tang Buku patted his head and said, "I forgot to tell you that RMB is not used in the realm of cultivation, but fairy coins are used to improve the realm of cultivation, sell things, participate in competitions, and do tasks. Different amounts of Immortal Coins can be obtained.”

A long time ago, there were many exchanges between the immortal and mortal realms. Immortals often descended to the human world, and sometimes they would exchange some things with monks. However, Brother Kong Fang grew up differently in each dynasty and generation. The next time you go down to earth, you may have to use the money of the Song Dynasty, which is very troublesome. Later, the gods and monks simply set up another trading system. The management agency is called the Xianfan Trading Administration, and the currency in circulation is the fairy coin.

"Then I have 0 assets now?" Gu Xingzhen was dumbfounded, just now he was brazen enough to want to buy two.

Mr. Gu, who had billions of dollars of wealth in the mortal world, is now the poorest person in the cultivation world.

"Use mine first." Tang Buku said generously, with Gu Xingzhen's aptitude, he should be able to make his first pot of gold soon.

Although it was a helpless move, Gu Xingzhen was still very embarrassed. Fortunately, his wheat-colored skin turned red, and he couldn't see it clearly.

The transaction of fairy coins is very convenient. You can swipe your card and pay with your mobile phone. After paying with your mobile phone, Tang Buku asked, "Do you want to buy something else?"

"No need." Gu Xingzhen said hastily.

"Well, I'll take you to the big shopping mall after entering school, where the goods are more complete."

And a big mall?Gu Xingzhen felt that there was probably nothing that the world of cultivation did not have.

The tall and thin man made a deal and was in a very good mood. He sat on the side and chatted with Tang Buku and Gu Xingzhen. The small businessman traveled all over the world and knew a lot about the local customs. The three chatted very happily.

More than two hours later, they arrived at Tianyi Xiuxian Technical College. The driver parked the flying car on an open flat ground and reminded loudly: "Remember to give me a five-star praise."

As soon as the words fell, the bee school bus rose into the air, and soon disappeared from the sight of Tang Buku and Gu Xingzhen.

There are only summer and winter in Yuncheng throughout the year, and the other two seasons are very inconspicuous. The mountains here are beautiful, and the peaks of famous rivers and mountains are all rolling and majestic. The green mountain peaks rise from the ground, like bamboo shoots casually scattered by God. At a glance, there are only a few green mountains connected occasionally.

There are plains between the green mountains, and Tianyi Xiuxian Technical College is located on one of the plains. It is now in late autumn, and there are ginkgo leaves on both sides of the road, shining golden light unscrupulously.

"The scenery here is nice." Gu Xingzhen, who grew up in Beicheng, rarely saw such a blue sky and such a green mountain.

Tang Bu smiled wryly and said: "Our school is the most rustic college. Although the location is remote, students from other schools like to come to us for exchange visits."

Gu Xingzhen looked around, there were mountains and rivers, but there were no buildings: "I can't see a school here, it should be another barrier, right?"

"The enchantment covers the entire academy." Tang Buku held Gu Xingzhen's wrist while pushing aside the half-human tall grass on the side of the road, and pulled him into the grass.

After walking about five or six steps, a green pool appeared in front of them. Frogs were croaking happily in it, and small fish were happily floating on the water and spitting bubbles.

"Jump in."

What - before he had time to ask the two words, Gu Xingzhen was dragged into the pond by Tang Buku.

A big exclamation mark drifted across Gu Xingzhen's forehead. Although his vision was pitch black, there was no coldness or dampness of entering the water. Gu Xingzhen immediately understood that they just seemed to have jumped into the water, but they hadn't actually entered the water.

A few seconds later, the strong light flashed so that Gu Xingzhen subconsciously raised his hand to block it. After adapting to the light, he opened his eyes. The scene in front of him was not so strange, but it gave him a sense of novelty.

The teaching building of Tianyi School has a modern and fashionable atmosphere, as if it was built by architects. The campus of Tianyi is very lively, with students flying in the sky, dancing swords in the square, walking cranes, and Fighting skills, this is nothing, and there are crocodile fighting!

These students wear different clothes, some are wearing ancient clothes, some are wearing short sleeves, and some are wearing famous brands. The cost of clothing from head to toe is enough to buy a flat in a small city!

The most important thing is that everyone here has a happy smile on their face, which is the joy from the heart, which makes people feel that their hearts will brighten up after seeing it.

"Brother!"

"Brother is back!"

Someone in the square yelled in surprise when they saw Tang Buku, and soon other students also responded. This scene reminded Gu Xingzhen of the scene in "Zootopia", where a wolf howled, and other wolves would follow suit, one after another. , endlessly.

Soon, all the juniors surrounded Tang Buku and Gu Xingzhen, and they were all excited like baby birds.

"Hey, is this brother's fellow Taoist?" A junior asked curiously.But they have all seen photos of the people on the Honghu list, so they have no impression of this person.

The author has something to say:

small theater:

Junior Brothers: All attention!High-energy warning, the senior brother brought the goblin to the house to be spicy, this is not a drill, this is not a drill, this is not a drill!

Gu Xingzhen: ...

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I found out that in the small theater in the previous chapter, the cute emoji for Gu Xiaogong was not visible on the APP, so sad!