My magic weapon can't be so timid

After Tang Buku and Gu Xingzhen passed through the small door, they walked through a corridor with green vines hanging from the eaves, like green waves rippling with the wind, and they entered the backyard through the greenery. Isolation, all the sound disappeared, and there are three winding bluestone paths under the feet, leading to three small buildings respectively.

"Why do I feel that it's suddenly quieter?" Gu Xingzhen pricked up his ears and listened carefully. Obviously, the Zhenwei restaurant was a few meters behind them, but he couldn't hear any noise in the building, not even the noise outside the gray wall and black tiles. The sound of cars, people, and people can't be heard.

"The moment we came down the steps of the corridor, we had already entered the enchantment."

"Enchantment?" Gu Xingzhen pondered over this unfamiliar word.

"In layman's terms, this is another parallel space. The two spaces are connected but do not interfere with each other." Tang Buku explained that all the muscles in his body were already tense, and he was energized at 12 points: "To make such a powerful The enchantment proves that the master here is very strong."

To be on the safe side, Tang Buku secretly made a defensive trick.

"Thank you for the compliment." A lazy voice suddenly came from above the heads of Gu Xingzhen and Tang Buku.

The two followed the prestige and saw a man with horns on his head slowly descending from the sky, with exaggerated special effects all over his body.The undisguised aura on the man's body was like a mountain, pressing heavily, as if it wanted to give Tang Buku a blow.

Tang Buku realized that the other party was not only strong in aura, but also non-human, so he whispered to Gu Xingzhen: "Wait, if the situation is not right, you go first."

Tang Buku stepped forward with his right foot and stood in front of Gu Xingzhen.

This is an obvious protective gesture. Gu Xingzhen's three views are a little bit shocked. This young man who looks younger than him wants to protect him?

Faced with Tang Buku's vigilance, the man with horns on his head spread his hands, indicating that he was not carrying any weapons, with a harmless smile on his face: "Oh, don't be nervous, I am a good citizen."

Tang Buku didn't relax his guard, he used his spiritual sense to probe, and the man's true form was revealed in his spiritual vision.

"Encyclopedia of Alien Beasts" Xiuxian Education Ministry 2017 Revised Edition, Chapter 10 records that there was a beast gluttonous in ancient times, with a sheep body and a human face, a hairy tail, a green face and fangs, a bronze-colored beast body, eyes in the armpits, and strong four legs. Omnivorous, lazy by nature.According to the "Food Records of Taichu Patriarchs", this beast is suitable for simmering and slow cooking, but the meat is still too thick and unpalatable.

"Are you that bad glutton?" Tang Buku widened his eyes.

"What?" Taotie's eyes widened.

The book says you don't taste good, Tang Bu painstakingly coughed lightly, and changed the subject: "Aren't you sealed in Kunlun?"

Tens of thousands of years ago, the three worlds of heaven, earth, and human were in a diversified era. It can be said that you can see gods and strange beasts fighting at the door. When you go home, there may be a snake demon lying on the kang that is wintering. .There are as many powerful monks as a cow's hair, all of them can fight and carry; magic weapons are everywhere, and there are so many that they don't need money.At that time, there was no idea of ​​family planning, prenatal and postnatal care, etc. Over time, there were more and more immortals, people, demons, demons, and beasts, and the population exploded, crowding the three realms. Interracial love has bred many mixed races with unstable abilities, and racial discrimination has arisen.

With the increasingly fierce competition for resources, there are more and more conflicts. If the conflicts become large, what should we do if we cannot mediate them?Then fight to solve it!Whoever has a hard fist has the final say.

At that time, everyone was very capable, and when they fought, it was really earth-shattering, and the battle was protracted, and the first battle usually lasted for a hundred years.

In the chaotic battle that lasted for thousands of years, the factions were arranged freely. After changing several waves, the factions gradually stabilized. It was probably that the human race and the immortal race united against others. Pass customs and enter Kunlun, re-enact the rules of the Three Realms, and write new history.

As an ancient alien beast, Taotie is also one of the species that has been imprisoned.

"There is not only one Taotie in the world. I was not born at the time of the Great War of the Three Realms." Taotie said, "Abe has already told me that I have to thank you for the things in the store just now. The thing I am not good at is To deal with disputes with mortals, I used to eat them all at once if I couldn’t handle them, but now the age is different, and I can’t just eat people casually.”

The Abe in Taotie's mouth is that Shanxiu.

Tang Buku did not take it lightly because of Taotie's thanks, nor did he underestimate Taotie's combat effectiveness because the ancestor in the early days put Taotie in the recipe - the column that was still not delicious.

Listening to the rambling conversation between the two, Gu Xingzhen's mind was really messed up, gluttonous?Isn't that a species that exists in legends and novels, and what the hell is the Three Worlds War, but no one can give him an answer at this time.

Taotie looked the handsome young man up and down, and asked, "Are you Tang Buku?"

"You know me?"

"Although I am not from the cultivation world, I am very interested in the affairs of the cultivation world. I have subscribed to your cultivation daily, and the editor of the cultivation daily has always been your blow."

Taotie was actually reading the Cultivation Daily!Tang Buku didn't feel very friendly, but his hairs stood on end with nervousness.Any monk would be nervous if he knew that there was a strange beast who was always watching the development of the cultivation world.

Taotie smiled and said, "Don't be so nervous. I read the Xiuzhen Daily just because I'm bored and want to read gossip. I have no other purpose. I'm old. Taotie's dream is to see the scenery, eat delicious food, and write articles. Be a quiet glutton."

At the end of Taotie's speech, he cast a very sincere look at Tang Buku.

Tang Buku hesitated to speak, but finally couldn't hold back his curiosity: "...Are you literate?"

The air suddenly quieted down.

"Little monk, how can you insult a good beast." Taotie wronged Bala.

Whether it's cultivation textbooks or mortal novels, neither of you gluttons are said to be good beasts.Tang Buku wanted to roll his eyes a little bit.

"You actually suspect that I can't read, I can write novels if I can't read." Taotie opened the phone page, Chaotang Buku and Gu Xingzhen showed his latest novel.

"Those Years I Opened a Restaurant"——No Trace of Gluttony—Exclusive release by Green JJ.

"In order to make up for my wounded heart, you must bookmark my new article!"

Tang Buku, who was stuffed with his phone screen, looked at the diligent update frequency, and he began to suspect that he had encountered a fake Taotie.

Gu Xingzhen, who couldn't understand what they were talking about at the side, twitched his forehead, feeling inexplicably agitated. Could it be that the little magician deliberately found someone to pretend to be a glutton to act in a play in order to make him fall into the trap?But let’s not say that there is no need for it at all. He is not covered in gold, so that people want to come up and pick him up and walk away. Besides, even if it is acting, this play is full of loopholes and insults IQ. .

"The mortal you brought looks delicious!" Taotie stared at Tang Buku and collected his essay, then looked past Tang Buku and landed on Gu Xingzhen, wow, it looks like the kind of delicious meat.

Gu Xingzhen: "..." Your mouth is actually drooling when you say this, you are too dedicated to this big brother who is pretending to be gluttonous.

"This is my man, don't try to get his ideas." Tang Buku warned Taotie with righteous words, unaware that the words were ambiguous.

"..." Gu Xingzhen, who has lived for more than 20 years, heard someone add an attributive word to his identity for the first time.

But Tang Buku's words made the old driver's Taotie's eyes become ambiguous, and the two of them looked at each other, and they smiled: "Your yours."

Tang Buku didn't understand, he only thought that Taotie's smile was so treacherous and cunning, and he still wanted to eat people.

Gu Xingzhen understood, alas, he had a headache, Tang Buku was simple-minded, as if he didn't notice the meaning of the other party's words, and the second was that these two were liars, and their professional level was too poor.

If before, Gu Xingzhen was disappointed that Tang Buku was a swindler, but now he started to worry a little, whether Tang Buku would starve to death by relying on this job, if not, he should change his job.

Taotie went on to say: "Your mortal body doesn't have any cultivation, no matter how long you live, you can only live for a hundred years, or else, just recently, a few strange things happened in my shop, Abe's cultivation is too low, it can't be solved, how about I'll exchange it with you for crimson dew grass, and you help me solve the problem."

Taotie pointed to the faintly radiant grass behind him: "Crimson Dew Grass is not a rare thing, but using it as a base material can cleanse the meridians of mortals, unblock the muscles and bones, and help in the practice of cultivation."

Taotie smiled and looked at Tang Buku, but the focus of his words fell on Gu Xingzhen.

Tang Buku pondered, a strange beast, an exchange of equal value, seemed to be flawless, but it felt like a trap anyway, he asked: "Why don't you deal with it yourself."

Taotie wailed: "I participated in the daily update [-]D competition in Green JJ, and I need to catch up with the update."

The author has something to say: One day, Taotie turned to the 2017 revised edition of "Encyclopedia of Alien Beasts" by the Ministry of Education of Xiuxian:! ! ! !Are you mortals so cruel now?It's fine if I eat it, but I still have to comment on whether it's delicious! !Is there any right to gluttony!