married everyday

"Have you heard the story about Zengzi killing the pig? Since you made the rules yourself in front of the children, you must abide by the rules!" Manager Zhang taught Shu Jiuhuai with some headaches, "The mushroom said you belonged to him, so you just follow the rules!" Verbally agree, anyway, it's not painful or itchy, and there's a lot of meat."

"mushroom?"

"Oh, we have to give him a name. Are we going to call him Mimi, Guaiguai, Axue or something?" Manager Zhang said.

Shu Jiuhuai had previously joked about calling the Mushroom Boy Dandan, but the Mushroom Boy accepted it calmly.As a result, now that Shu Jiuhuai has become the "private property" of the mushroom boy, he has become a Dandan person, or Dandan person for short.This can be regarded as a classic case of lifting a rock and shooting yourself in the foot.However, the Mushroom boy is a very considerate person. He noticed that Shu Jiuhuai seemed to dislike the name "Danman", so he called him Daner.

Dan'er can't stand it either!

Shu Jiuhuai said earnestly: "Eggy, from now on I'll call you so handsome, okay?" Uncle Zhang even brought up the story of Zeng Zi killing a pig, and Shu Jiuhuai decided to take advantage of the mushroom boy verbally.Mushroom Boy became very handsome, then he is very handsome.

Mushroom thought for a while and said, "It's ok. I call it handsome, so you can call it irritating." Handsome people are simply called irritating, and there's nothing wrong with it!

Shu Jiuhuai: "..."

"No, no, I'd better call you very gentle." Shu Jiuhuai quickly changed his words.

"Then you are called Wenren for short?" the mushroom boy asked.

"Plagueman." Manager Zhang said.

Shu Jiuhuai: "...I'm still a child, can you be nice to me?"

The mushroom boy looked at Shu Jiuhuai with his head tilted. He seemed to be very well-behaved, and there was even a little bit of pampering in his eyes.

"Eggy, four-letter names are popular now. I'd better call you chic and handsome." Shu Jiuhuai said again.

"Then you are a handsome and unrestrained person? No, are you a handsome and unrestrained human being or a childish human... Xiaozi for short?"

"A filial son. Xiao Jiu, you might as well call him dad." Manager Zhang said.

Shu Jiuhuai: "..."

Shu Jiuhuai looked at Mushroom Boy and Manager Zhang suspiciously, and said, "You two seem to be laughing at me."

The mushroom boy smiled very innocently, and Manager Zhang shrugged his shoulders to express his innocence.Shu Jiuhuai hummed twice, and rubbed the mushroom boy's hair vigorously, messing it up.The reason why he was willing to coax the mushroom boy was mainly because he felt that after half a day at most, they would be able to send the mushroom boy away, so he had to be tolerant of the boy.As a result, in the evening, no one came to pick up the big cat.

Shu Jiuhuai couldn't help but said to Manager Zhang: "Uncle, please call the property again."

Manager Zhang knew in his heart that the call would be useless no matter how he made it. The mushroom boy was destined to stay with Shu Jiuhuai for a night.He tried his best to find a reason, and said: "I have already left a phone number at the property. If his family finds the property, they will definitely call us. The call has not come yet, which means that their family must be in trouble. What happened...Anyway, he is so obedient, let him stay."

"The family lost someone and still don't know? Their family's hearts are too big." Shu Jiu said dissatisfied.

"Well, at this point in time, the property management is going to be off work, so I'll go find them now... I think it's too late. Save people to the end, and send Buddha to the west. Why don't we take him in for a night and go out tomorrow morning Inquire about it." Manager Zhang spoke nonsense very frankly.

"How about... let's call the police?" Xiao Zhou asked. .

"When we call the police, if the police can't find his family in the first place, they should send him to the homeless relief station. A kid like him who has never suffered a lot and has a really abnormal brain Young master, if you enter the relief station, you will definitely be bullied." Manager Zhang said.

Shu Jiuhuai and Xiao Zhou felt a little impatient.They spent most of the day with the mushroom boy, and they already knew very well that the boy had no other problems except that he believed that he was a cat.Think about it carefully, although this defect is not good, it is still quite cute!

"Then let him stay for one night. If you hand him over, who knows who he will meet." Shu Jiuhuai said.

Xiao Zhou didn't know what he was thinking, but with a terrified expression on his face, he said weakly: "I've heard a rumor... some bad guys specially catch people with abnormal brains, and then stuff them in the dark. Go to the coal mine and let them dig coal hard... I didn't really believe it at first, after all, it is a society ruled by law. As a result, I saw a social news two days ago. In order to find the hideout of the bad guys, a tough guy deliberately pretended to be I am mentally retarded, wandering around the train station, and deliberately picking up food from the trash can, but he was really caught!"

Then the tough guy escaped and called the police to arrest all the bad guys.

Although there are many good people in this society, there are also many bad people.If a young man like Mushroom is allowed to be caught digging coal, controlled by beggar gangs, or even sold as a living organ... Shu Jiuhuai hurriedly said: "Forget it, let's help people to the end, let's take care of him first. "

Manager Zhang breathed a sigh of relief.The task given by Mr. Lu was barely completed.The Shentang crisis was completely over.

Because of the appearance of the Mushroom Boy, Manager Zhang always felt uneasy. It happened that there were too many rooms in Xiaojiu, so Manager Zhang would not go home, and planned to stay at Shu Jiuhuai's place for one night.He took the time to call Dongfang Wuzai.I thought that although Dongfang Wuyou would understand that he didn't go home to sleep due to work reasons, but he still wanted to talk to him verbally, but Dongfang Wuyou said happily: "Then I will sleep with Ultramarine in my arms tonight!"

People are not as good as dogs!

Xiao Zhou made a simple dinner.Both he and Manager Zhang accompanied Shu Jiuhuai to eat nutritious meals, so that Shu Jiuhuai would not feel unbalanced - anyway, if the two of them were hungry in the middle of the night, they could hide in the room and secretly eat extra meals - but they fried a delicious extra meal for the mushroom boy Poached eggs.

Shu Jiuhuai stared at the poached egg twice, and said sadly: "A man is not as good as a cat! A man is not as good as a cat!"

After dinner, Shu Jiuhuai and Manager Zhang discussed the details of the variety show to be recorded tomorrow, while Xiao Zhou played in the living room with Mushroom Boy.Xiao Zhou was careful, although he sympathized with the young man, he didn't know the details of the young man, and he was afraid that the young man would run away with the property in the villa in the middle of the night, so he locked the gate of the villa with a key.In this way, the boy would not be able to open the door even if he stayed in the villa.

When going to bed at night, Xiao Zhou originally wanted to arrange the Mushroom Boy in his room.As a result, the boy was not happy.He insisted on lying on the Totoro sofa in the living room. It was an oval single sofa, which was very soft and could sink the whole person into the sofa when sitting on it.A man with slender limbs like the mushroom boy can't sleep at all, but if he curls up to sleep, he can sleep again.

The mushroom boy dragged the Totoro sofa to the French window.The moonlight spread a layer of clear light on the floor.

"I want to sleep here." The mushroom boy said.

Manager Zhang hurriedly said to Xiao Zhou: "Let him alone, he can sleep wherever he wants."

Xiao Zhou went to the guest room and brought out a clean quilt and another pajamas.He didn't know if the mushroom boy could take a bath by himself, but the weather was already very cold, and it was okay if he didn't take a bath for a day, so he asked the mushroom boy to take off his coat and put on pajamas before going to bed.

The Mushroom Boy looked at the pure gray pajamas with distaste, and said, "I want that yellow, white, and black fluffy pajamas."

"I understand. Before he became a human, he must have been a three-colored cat." Shu Jiuhuai whispered to Manager Zhang.

"Sanhua is a female cat."

"Is that so... I thought the yellow, white, and black pajamas were close to his original coat color!"

Xiao Zhou tried to reason with Mushroom Boy.There are no yellow, white and black pajamas at home, nor furry pajamas with long tails, let alone yellow, white and black pajamas with furry long tails!However, the mushroom boy was a bit stubborn, he thought the pure gray pajamas were too ugly.

Shu Jiuhuai said, "Xiao Zhou, get out of the way...it depends on me..."

This pajamas set is buttoned.The buttons are very delicate.Shu Jiuhuai picked up a button and said, "Do you know what this is? This is the power stone of the meow star. When you hold the power stone, you can get the blessing of the god of meow and become the world's best and most A lovely cat."

Xiao Zhou immediately gave Shu Jiuhuai an admiring look.Coaxing a child is indeed how it should be coaxed!

Manager Zhang also felt that Shu Jiuhuai had indeed done something serious this time.

As a result, the Mushroom boy looked at the three humans in front of him with a foolish look, and said, "This is just an ordinary button."

Shu Jiuhuai: "..."

Xiao Zhou:"……"

Manager Zhang: "..."

This story tells us that there will be retribution for coaxing cats into fools.

"I like you wearing this gray pajamas, can you wear it to sleep right away to make me happy?" Shu Jiuhuai asked.

The mushroom boy smiled and said, "Okay." Although the aesthetics of private property is very problematic, and he likes to wrap himself in this kind of gray fur, but who calls this human being his private property?Uncle Cat is willing to indulge his private property in some trivial matters.

The next day, when everyone woke up, the mushroom boy was still asleep on the sofa, curled up into a ball like a kitten.

Sunlight streamed in lazily through the floor-to-ceiling windows.The mushroom boy slowly opened his eyes.He sat up with a dazed look in his eyes, and his whole body was in a state of "who am I, where am I, and what am I going to do?".Xiao Zhou greeted the mushroom boy with a smile.

But the mushroom boy widened his eyes and asked vigilantly, "Who are you?"

"We picked you up at the door yesterday and prepared food for you, do you remember?" Xiao Zhou asked.

The mushroom boy still looked at Xiao Zhou vigilantly.

Xiao Zhou stopped immediately.Although he didn't know what was going on with the mushroom boy, he still stood at a distance that made the mushroom boy feel safe.The mushroom boy breathed a sigh of relief, and turned his gaze to Manager Zhang again, as if he was looking at a stranger.

"He forgot us all? It's like in the movie, waking up every morning without any memory of the previous day?" Shu Jiuhuai asked.

The mushroom boy suddenly looked at Shu Jiuhuai.Suddenly, he laughed and said, "Dan'er, good morning."

"Wait, do you know who I am?" Shu Jiuhuai asked curiously, "What about them, him and him, do you have any impression?"

The mushroom boy felt that Shu Jiuhuai asked a stupid question.Of course he knows what his private property is. As a possessive cat, how could he forget his private property?A doting expression appeared on his face, and he said, "Dan'er, be good!"

Be good!

"Don't call me Daner." Shu Jiuhuai was furious.

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"If you don't behave well, you will lose Eggy (favor)." The mushroom boy seemed to be threatening Shu Jiuhuai.