married everyday
Chapter 66
Shu Jiuhuaiyong [Do you think I want to talk to you.jpg] [Your attitude can easily become mentally retarded.jpg] [You have fallen out of favor.jpg] [For your ugly sake, let’s assume you are right. jpg][You are a chicken.jpg][Resentment.jpg][Pull pants, tie up the villain.jpg][You are targeting me so much, do you want to sleep with me.jpg] and other emoticons have polluted Uncle Zhang’s WeChat , and then happily blocked Uncle Zhang on the psychological level.
Uncle Zhang knew nothing about being blocked.
Staring at the photo picked up from Weibo, a flash of inspiration flashed in Zhang's mind, and he couldn't help but fell into deep thought.
At this moment, our witty contemporary Zhang Guolao realized belatedly that he might have been tricked.
Although Dongfang Wuhai always acts superstitious, who knows if this is his disguise?Who in a normal person would believe that his luck fell on a dog?But Dongfang Wuzai said that he believed it, and relying on this reason, he kept approaching the dog's owner.
To paraphrase a sentence that often appears in elementary school students' compositions, at this moment, it seems that there are two villains talking in Zhang's heart.There are little angels and little devils hidden in other people's hearts.The contemporary Zhang Guolao is of course different from ordinary people, he has a little tsundere and a little poisonous tongue in his heart.
Xiao Aojiao said: "Although he always acts like he's not interested in me, who knows if he's playing hard to get?"
The little poisonous tongue said: "Don't be too sentimental, maybe he really doesn't like humans, but only likes dogs." It's not like there have been similar news abroad.Someone wants to marry a tree, someone wants to marry their pet dog.Who knows if Dongfang Wuzai has also taken a fancy to dogs!
Zhang Junxian couldn't help getting goosebumps all over his body.
Xiao Aojiao said again: "The eyes of the onlookers are sharp! Look at this photo, maybe he really wants to propose to me!"
"All the evil fates in this world come from thinking too much. Child, you are already 24 years old! Not fourteen!" The little poisonous tongue said again.Of course, Uncle Zhang is more than 24, but if he wants to deceive others, he must first deceive himself, even if it is the theater in the brain, he must default to being 24.
Xiao Aojiao said unconvinced: "He just likes me! He must like me! Because he likes me, he will be prepared to let Qunqing like him at a glance. Because he likes me, he will be on time every day Waiting for me in the park, walking the dog with me. Because he likes me, he will find excuses to show me the house book, car book, passbook and medical examination report. Because he likes me, he will take my Weibo with shamelessness Signal."
Little Poison Tongue sneered coldly: "That's great, my living Mary Sue! Your script is not bad." Little Poison Tongue will not be soft when attacking Xiao Tsundere.Manager Zhang's poisonous tongue attacks are indiscriminate. Not only can he poison others, but he is merciless when poisoning himself.
Xiao Aojiao held her big face and said: "So, this is a trap from the beginning to the end. He knows that I will not accept others easily, so he went around such a big circle. He started by pretending to be interested in my dog. Slowly approaching me. Hey, it's a pity that Luo Hua intends to be ruthless!"
"Hey what! A man should speak crisply, what is it!" said the little poisonous tongue unbearably.
Manager Zhang slapped the table and stood up.Qun Qing was squatting in front of the TV and watching the Teletubbies with great interest.Because of the sound of slapping the table, Qunqing was startled, and turned her head to look at Manager Zhang curiously.Manager Zhang walked up to Qunqing, knelt down and looked at Qunqing.
If Dongfang Wuyou really made such a big detour to get close to Manager Zhang, even though he really wanted to, Manager Zhang's heart would not fluctuate, and even a sneer would appear on the corner of his mouth.Zhang Junxian will not accept love, because in his heart, love is false and disgusting.He also won't accept one-night stands, because in his heart, one-night stands are dirty.Therefore, Dongfang Wuzai is doomed to be busy for nothing.
"I hope he really likes you. I hope that all he does is for you." Manager Zhang touched Qunqing's head and said to Qunqing, "Um, I mean like you like a son, but It's not like I want to marry you. Damn, this thing is really fucking painful."
Probably thinking of something unacceptable, Manager Zhang's face turned dark involuntarily.
Qunqing really likes to look at the owner very much, but the owner blocked it from watching TV, so it took advantage of Manager Zhang not paying attention, and threw Manager Zhang to the ground forcefully.After rebelliously pushing her master to the ground, Qun Qing happily flicked her tail at the Teletubbies on TV.
That evening, Manager Zhang suddenly called Dongfang Wuzai on WeChat, saying that he would take Qunqing to Dongfang Wuzai's house to play.
Dongfang Wuyou didn't know that Manager Zhang was trying to test him out, he just thought it was because of his sincerity, so Jinshi was opened.He hurriedly cleaned up the house, then quickly changed his shoes, and ran to the park to pick up Ultramarine and Ultramarine's owner.As he ran, he hummed a song in his heart.
Although the residences of Broker Zhang and Dongfang Wuzai are relatively close, the communities they live in actually belong to different developers.The community where Broker Zhang lives is considered a high-end community, and his house is more than 200 square meters.The house that Dongfang Wuzang bought was less than [-] square meters.
"You don't need to change your shoes, it's convenient." Dongfang Wuyou led a person and a dog into the house.
The living room is stocked with pet supplies.Qun Qing saw the canned dog food she used to eat at a glance.It rushed over and sniffed at the unopened can.Dongfang Wuzhao took the opportunity to express himself, and said to Manager Zhang: "These are newly purchased, and it will be very convenient for Qunqing to come to live in my house in the future."
Manager Zhang is actually very good at judging people, otherwise he would not be able to become a top-notch manager in the entertainment industry.As soon as he saw Dongfang Wuyou, he knew that he had made a mistake in his anxious thinking.So, people can't just stay there all the time and think wildly.Dongfang Wuzai looked at Qunqing with very clear eyes, it can be seen that he simply likes this dog and does not want to marry a dog as reported in foreign news.
However, the liking for Ultramarine is pure, so what about the master of Ultramarine?
There is a saying that the authorities are obsessed. Manager Zhang, who has a little tsundere and a vicious tongue in his heart, really doesn't understand what Dongfang Wuzai thinks about him.If it is said that Dongfang Wuyou loves the house and the crow, then which one is the house and which is the crow, the owner of Qunqing or the Qunqing?
In Manager Zhang's heart, for the time being, the idea that Dongfang Wuyou is all for the sake of Ultramarine has the upper hand.Because, his pride does not allow him to be passionate.But he has to admit that since he got to know Dongfang Wuzai, what Dongfang Wuzai has done is indeed too easy to be misunderstood.
"Would you like to visit my home? This is the study room, and this is the bedroom." Dongfang Wuzai led Manager Zhang inside.
Heh, he gave me a tour of the bedroom.Manager Zhang thought so.
Ultramarine turned around at the feet of the two of them.
Dongfang Wuzai has no consciousness of protecting his privacy at all. His bedroom is very clean. There are neither smelly socks nor dirty underwear. He folds the quilt after getting up every day, and he is not afraid of being visited at all.Moreover, Dongfang Wuhai's various collections are kept in the bedroom. He actually wanted Zhang Junxian to look at his collection and said, "This is a lottery. Do you want to draw one? I can count your luck for you!"
Oh, it really is a routine.Manager Zhang thought so.
Manager Zhang, who felt that Dongfang Wuyou wanted to meet him, smiled very sincerely, and said, "Okay, I'll just ask for a lottery!"
Dongfang Wuzai handed the lottery to Manager Zhang and said, "Drawing lots is special. You have to concentrate on it, get rid of distracting thoughts, and then silently recite the name of the Bodhisattva in your heart... The so-called sincerity leads to spirit, which Bodhisattva do you trust the most? Just ask that Bodhisattva to bless you, and shake the lottery container lightly."
Qun Qing squatted on the ground, looking curiously at the cylinder in the human hand.
Manager Zhang nodded with a smile, and seemed to have followed what Dongfang Wuzang said.However, as an atheist, of course he didn't meditate on the name of Bodhisattva in his heart. Instead, he said to Dongfang Wuhai in his heart: "I'll just play with you and see what tricks you want to play!"
Signed out.
"Is it okay?" Manager Zhang opened his eyes and asked sincerely.
Dongfang Wuzai took the bamboo stick in his hand and said, "I also want your date of birth, year, month, and day."
Manager Zhang reported his birthday.The month and day are correct.In terms of age, Manager Zhang, who thought he was only 24 years old, took it for granted that he reported a fake one.He will never leave a flaw for himself in words, saying that 24 is 24, absolutely no problem!
Dongfang Wuyou didn't expect that Manager Zhang was only 24 years old.Hey, this 24 looks more vicissitudes than other 24.He took a blank piece of paper, wrote down the date reported by the broker on the paper, and then applied some rules to write and calculate.He gradually frowned.
"What's wrong?" Broker Zhang asked.Heh, if Dongfang Wuzai figured out that the two of them were a match made in heaven, then he would be finished!If Dongfang Wuyou figured out that Manager Zhang's peach blossoms are far away in the sky and right in front of him, he will be finished!If Dongfang Wuyou figured it out, Manager Zhang's life was in jeopardy and he needed Dongfang Wuyou to solve it, and he would be finished!In short, as long as Dongfang Wuzhao dares to play tricks, then Manager Zhang will definitely tell him to die!
Manager Zhang stroked Qunqing's head, and his eyes fell directly on Dongfang Wuha.
Dongfang Wuyou thought for a while, chose to tell the truth, and said: "Actually, such things as fate are not absolute. Someone's fate is good, but if he keeps doing evil, then when the blessings are squandered, he will eat himself up." Evil results. Some people are close, but they have been accumulating good deeds, so they will fix their own lives. Judging from this signature, you are lonely for the rest of your life. But don’t be afraid, it is very likely that I counted No."
Manager Zhang: "..."
Manager Zhang only felt that his face hurt.The little venomous tongue was right, he really thought too much!
However, since it was confirmed that Dongfang Wuyou was not interested in him, Manager Zhang breathed a sigh of relief, and he could rest assured that Qunqing would be fostered in Dongfang Wuyou's home in the future.He smiled and said, "It's okay, I didn't plan to get married at first. You can figure this out, it's actually quite accurate."
When you are in a good mood, even the ringtone of your mobile phone sounds pleasant.Zhang Junxian's cell phone rang.Xiaojiu, who unilaterally blocked Uncle Zhang, felt that he was almost cold, so she typed him on WeChat again: "Uncle, I just weighed myself, guess what?"
"Is it easy?" Uncle Zhang, who hadn't realized that he had been blocked before, decided to treat his nephew better this time.
"Haha, guess how much lighter I am?" Shu Jiuhuai took a full-body photo in front of the big mirror in the dance room and sent it to Zhang Junxian.
Zhang Junxian stared at the photo for a while, but he really couldn't see where Shu Jiuhuai was missing a little flesh.But he decided to praise his eldest nephew this time, so he replied with a smile: "If nothing else, the two catties of water in my mind must have evaporated. [Proud of you.jpg]"
Uncle Zhang knew nothing about being blocked.
Staring at the photo picked up from Weibo, a flash of inspiration flashed in Zhang's mind, and he couldn't help but fell into deep thought.
At this moment, our witty contemporary Zhang Guolao realized belatedly that he might have been tricked.
Although Dongfang Wuhai always acts superstitious, who knows if this is his disguise?Who in a normal person would believe that his luck fell on a dog?But Dongfang Wuzai said that he believed it, and relying on this reason, he kept approaching the dog's owner.
To paraphrase a sentence that often appears in elementary school students' compositions, at this moment, it seems that there are two villains talking in Zhang's heart.There are little angels and little devils hidden in other people's hearts.The contemporary Zhang Guolao is of course different from ordinary people, he has a little tsundere and a little poisonous tongue in his heart.
Xiao Aojiao said: "Although he always acts like he's not interested in me, who knows if he's playing hard to get?"
The little poisonous tongue said: "Don't be too sentimental, maybe he really doesn't like humans, but only likes dogs." It's not like there have been similar news abroad.Someone wants to marry a tree, someone wants to marry their pet dog.Who knows if Dongfang Wuzai has also taken a fancy to dogs!
Zhang Junxian couldn't help getting goosebumps all over his body.
Xiao Aojiao said again: "The eyes of the onlookers are sharp! Look at this photo, maybe he really wants to propose to me!"
"All the evil fates in this world come from thinking too much. Child, you are already 24 years old! Not fourteen!" The little poisonous tongue said again.Of course, Uncle Zhang is more than 24, but if he wants to deceive others, he must first deceive himself, even if it is the theater in the brain, he must default to being 24.
Xiao Aojiao said unconvinced: "He just likes me! He must like me! Because he likes me, he will be prepared to let Qunqing like him at a glance. Because he likes me, he will be on time every day Waiting for me in the park, walking the dog with me. Because he likes me, he will find excuses to show me the house book, car book, passbook and medical examination report. Because he likes me, he will take my Weibo with shamelessness Signal."
Little Poison Tongue sneered coldly: "That's great, my living Mary Sue! Your script is not bad." Little Poison Tongue will not be soft when attacking Xiao Tsundere.Manager Zhang's poisonous tongue attacks are indiscriminate. Not only can he poison others, but he is merciless when poisoning himself.
Xiao Aojiao held her big face and said: "So, this is a trap from the beginning to the end. He knows that I will not accept others easily, so he went around such a big circle. He started by pretending to be interested in my dog. Slowly approaching me. Hey, it's a pity that Luo Hua intends to be ruthless!"
"Hey what! A man should speak crisply, what is it!" said the little poisonous tongue unbearably.
Manager Zhang slapped the table and stood up.Qun Qing was squatting in front of the TV and watching the Teletubbies with great interest.Because of the sound of slapping the table, Qunqing was startled, and turned her head to look at Manager Zhang curiously.Manager Zhang walked up to Qunqing, knelt down and looked at Qunqing.
If Dongfang Wuyou really made such a big detour to get close to Manager Zhang, even though he really wanted to, Manager Zhang's heart would not fluctuate, and even a sneer would appear on the corner of his mouth.Zhang Junxian will not accept love, because in his heart, love is false and disgusting.He also won't accept one-night stands, because in his heart, one-night stands are dirty.Therefore, Dongfang Wuzai is doomed to be busy for nothing.
"I hope he really likes you. I hope that all he does is for you." Manager Zhang touched Qunqing's head and said to Qunqing, "Um, I mean like you like a son, but It's not like I want to marry you. Damn, this thing is really fucking painful."
Probably thinking of something unacceptable, Manager Zhang's face turned dark involuntarily.
Qunqing really likes to look at the owner very much, but the owner blocked it from watching TV, so it took advantage of Manager Zhang not paying attention, and threw Manager Zhang to the ground forcefully.After rebelliously pushing her master to the ground, Qun Qing happily flicked her tail at the Teletubbies on TV.
That evening, Manager Zhang suddenly called Dongfang Wuzai on WeChat, saying that he would take Qunqing to Dongfang Wuzai's house to play.
Dongfang Wuyou didn't know that Manager Zhang was trying to test him out, he just thought it was because of his sincerity, so Jinshi was opened.He hurriedly cleaned up the house, then quickly changed his shoes, and ran to the park to pick up Ultramarine and Ultramarine's owner.As he ran, he hummed a song in his heart.
Although the residences of Broker Zhang and Dongfang Wuzai are relatively close, the communities they live in actually belong to different developers.The community where Broker Zhang lives is considered a high-end community, and his house is more than 200 square meters.The house that Dongfang Wuzang bought was less than [-] square meters.
"You don't need to change your shoes, it's convenient." Dongfang Wuyou led a person and a dog into the house.
The living room is stocked with pet supplies.Qun Qing saw the canned dog food she used to eat at a glance.It rushed over and sniffed at the unopened can.Dongfang Wuzhao took the opportunity to express himself, and said to Manager Zhang: "These are newly purchased, and it will be very convenient for Qunqing to come to live in my house in the future."
Manager Zhang is actually very good at judging people, otherwise he would not be able to become a top-notch manager in the entertainment industry.As soon as he saw Dongfang Wuyou, he knew that he had made a mistake in his anxious thinking.So, people can't just stay there all the time and think wildly.Dongfang Wuzai looked at Qunqing with very clear eyes, it can be seen that he simply likes this dog and does not want to marry a dog as reported in foreign news.
However, the liking for Ultramarine is pure, so what about the master of Ultramarine?
There is a saying that the authorities are obsessed. Manager Zhang, who has a little tsundere and a vicious tongue in his heart, really doesn't understand what Dongfang Wuzai thinks about him.If it is said that Dongfang Wuyou loves the house and the crow, then which one is the house and which is the crow, the owner of Qunqing or the Qunqing?
In Manager Zhang's heart, for the time being, the idea that Dongfang Wuyou is all for the sake of Ultramarine has the upper hand.Because, his pride does not allow him to be passionate.But he has to admit that since he got to know Dongfang Wuzai, what Dongfang Wuzai has done is indeed too easy to be misunderstood.
"Would you like to visit my home? This is the study room, and this is the bedroom." Dongfang Wuzai led Manager Zhang inside.
Heh, he gave me a tour of the bedroom.Manager Zhang thought so.
Ultramarine turned around at the feet of the two of them.
Dongfang Wuzai has no consciousness of protecting his privacy at all. His bedroom is very clean. There are neither smelly socks nor dirty underwear. He folds the quilt after getting up every day, and he is not afraid of being visited at all.Moreover, Dongfang Wuhai's various collections are kept in the bedroom. He actually wanted Zhang Junxian to look at his collection and said, "This is a lottery. Do you want to draw one? I can count your luck for you!"
Oh, it really is a routine.Manager Zhang thought so.
Manager Zhang, who felt that Dongfang Wuyou wanted to meet him, smiled very sincerely, and said, "Okay, I'll just ask for a lottery!"
Dongfang Wuzai handed the lottery to Manager Zhang and said, "Drawing lots is special. You have to concentrate on it, get rid of distracting thoughts, and then silently recite the name of the Bodhisattva in your heart... The so-called sincerity leads to spirit, which Bodhisattva do you trust the most? Just ask that Bodhisattva to bless you, and shake the lottery container lightly."
Qun Qing squatted on the ground, looking curiously at the cylinder in the human hand.
Manager Zhang nodded with a smile, and seemed to have followed what Dongfang Wuzang said.However, as an atheist, of course he didn't meditate on the name of Bodhisattva in his heart. Instead, he said to Dongfang Wuhai in his heart: "I'll just play with you and see what tricks you want to play!"
Signed out.
"Is it okay?" Manager Zhang opened his eyes and asked sincerely.
Dongfang Wuzai took the bamboo stick in his hand and said, "I also want your date of birth, year, month, and day."
Manager Zhang reported his birthday.The month and day are correct.In terms of age, Manager Zhang, who thought he was only 24 years old, took it for granted that he reported a fake one.He will never leave a flaw for himself in words, saying that 24 is 24, absolutely no problem!
Dongfang Wuyou didn't expect that Manager Zhang was only 24 years old.Hey, this 24 looks more vicissitudes than other 24.He took a blank piece of paper, wrote down the date reported by the broker on the paper, and then applied some rules to write and calculate.He gradually frowned.
"What's wrong?" Broker Zhang asked.Heh, if Dongfang Wuzai figured out that the two of them were a match made in heaven, then he would be finished!If Dongfang Wuyou figured out that Manager Zhang's peach blossoms are far away in the sky and right in front of him, he will be finished!If Dongfang Wuyou figured it out, Manager Zhang's life was in jeopardy and he needed Dongfang Wuyou to solve it, and he would be finished!In short, as long as Dongfang Wuzhao dares to play tricks, then Manager Zhang will definitely tell him to die!
Manager Zhang stroked Qunqing's head, and his eyes fell directly on Dongfang Wuha.
Dongfang Wuyou thought for a while, chose to tell the truth, and said: "Actually, such things as fate are not absolute. Someone's fate is good, but if he keeps doing evil, then when the blessings are squandered, he will eat himself up." Evil results. Some people are close, but they have been accumulating good deeds, so they will fix their own lives. Judging from this signature, you are lonely for the rest of your life. But don’t be afraid, it is very likely that I counted No."
Manager Zhang: "..."
Manager Zhang only felt that his face hurt.The little venomous tongue was right, he really thought too much!
However, since it was confirmed that Dongfang Wuyou was not interested in him, Manager Zhang breathed a sigh of relief, and he could rest assured that Qunqing would be fostered in Dongfang Wuyou's home in the future.He smiled and said, "It's okay, I didn't plan to get married at first. You can figure this out, it's actually quite accurate."
When you are in a good mood, even the ringtone of your mobile phone sounds pleasant.Zhang Junxian's cell phone rang.Xiaojiu, who unilaterally blocked Uncle Zhang, felt that he was almost cold, so she typed him on WeChat again: "Uncle, I just weighed myself, guess what?"
"Is it easy?" Uncle Zhang, who hadn't realized that he had been blocked before, decided to treat his nephew better this time.
"Haha, guess how much lighter I am?" Shu Jiuhuai took a full-body photo in front of the big mirror in the dance room and sent it to Zhang Junxian.
Zhang Junxian stared at the photo for a while, but he really couldn't see where Shu Jiuhuai was missing a little flesh.But he decided to praise his eldest nephew this time, so he replied with a smile: "If nothing else, the two catties of water in my mind must have evaporated. [Proud of you.jpg]"
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