married everyday

Now that Xu Yunhe took the initiative to reveal such a big flaw, Shen Zhiyan thought about it politely.

The word "marry" is used well!If Xu Yunhe said that Shen Zhiyan married the young master, Shen Zhiyan might have thought him talking nonsense. After all, Shen Zhiyan had married many people in various film and television works, but Xu Yun used the word "married" together, but Shen Zhiyan I have indeed watched "Married" edited by "Struggle to Take Care of the Young and the Young".Seeing that he was assigned a big fat cat in the video, Shen Zhiyan laughed angrily.

No matter how talented others praised Adou, Shen Zhiyan once stubbornly regarded this person as his black fan.

Influenced by the environment in which he grew up, although Shen Zhiyan is willing to play ugly when acting, he does not allow himself to show his embarrassing side in public.And because I have always paid attention to the image, although there are always various artist emoticons popular on the Internet, there has never been one from Shen Zhiyan, and even if there is, it is not a funny version, because he has never made a fool of himself!As a result, Adou appeared greatly, and so did the emoticons.

Isn't this black powder?Shen Zhiyan absolutely does not admit that A Dou is his true fan.

It is so principled!

Of course, after Ah Dou edited "Love is worse than Studying", Shen Zhiyan felt that this was an amiable, respectable and praiseworthy fan.After all, this edited video holds up half the sky of Kidney (Shen) Xu (Xu) CP!Ah Dou, a true fan, is really observant!

It's just so unprincipled!

Because he is familiar with A Dou's works, and with Xu Yunhe's straightforward reminder, Shen Zhiyan finally connected the young master with the big yellow cat in the video to think about!If this is the same cat, then who is Adou? !It can't be the elderly Grandpa Li and Grandma Li, right?

Here is another digression. When the term "Kidney Deficiency CP" first appeared, many fans asked what the hell this CP name is!It's too ugly!For men, the disease of kidney deficiency is absolutely unacceptable.In the end, some witty and wretched fans whispered quietly, kidney deficiency is good, kidney deficiency is wonderful, why kidney deficiency, isn't it because of in-depth exchanges on the bed over and over again?

As a result, the name of this CP was called.

Shen Zhiyan, who pretended not to know what the fans were doing on YY, could only vomit in his heart.

They must not be real fans!

Shen Zhiyan's mind was changing rapidly, but he didn't delay the movements of his hands, and helped Xu Yunhe to sit on the sofa.Grandma Li turned on the TV and was sitting on the sofa watching variety shows. "Xiao Jing Takes You to Pick Up Big Guys" is now on the right track, and this is what Grandma Li is watching.

Grandpa Li used a ball to tease the young master to run around the house to help the young master lose weight.However, the young master is really not interested in the sport of losing weight, and it takes Grandpa Li to coax him for a long time before he reluctantly runs after the ball for two steps.Most of the time, it just fell to the ground and played dead.

"Come on, come and chase the ball!" Grandpa Li squatted on the ground and said.

The big fat cat looked at Grandpa Li with a look like looking at the second fool.

Shen Zhiyan took out his phone and logged into Weibo.He doesn't have a Bilibili account, so he plans to find the link in Weibo's collection, and then click to go to Bilibili.However, when he was about to jump to station B, Shen Zhiyan suddenly became more careful. He quit Weibo, searched for several pictures of big yellow cats like the young master, and then handed the phone to Grandma Li and said, "Grandma , look at these cats, don't they look like our young master!"

Grandma Li pushed the reading glasses, took the phone away, squinted her eyes for a while, shook her head and said, "It doesn't look like it at all! Look at this cat, the lines on both sides of its nose are very symmetrical, but the young master is on the left side." There are more yellow hairs, and more white hairs on the right. If you look at this one again, its tail is much shorter than the young master, and the lines on the tail are not right. Oh, and this one, this one already looks like the young master, but It is fatter than the young master!"

Shen Zhiyan, who is blind to cat faces, admires Grandma Li from the bottom of her heart.

Shen Zhiyan took back his phone, clicked on station B, found the first video edited by A Dou, and asked, "Grandma, watch it again, does this cat look like the young master?"

Grandma Li took the phone again.She stared at the video for a few seconds, amused, and said: "This is the young master! Oh, our young master has been made into a video? What kind of website is this? Hey, this one is doing the same expression as the young master The person is not you, is it? You made the video?"

Shen Zhiyan turned his head to look at the young master, who looked back lazily.

Xu Yunhe narrowed his eyes and rested on Shen Zhiyan's shoulder.

"The video should be co-produced by Xu Yun." Shen Zhiyan lowered his voice and said, "Grandma, did you give the young master's photo and short video to others?"

Seeing that Xu Yun closed her eyes, Grandma Li picked up the remote control to turn off the sound of the TV, and also lowered her voice and said, "Didn't everyone say that showing off love, wealth, and grandchildren in the circle of friends is not pleasing? I didn’t dare to post the young master’s photo on Moments. Under normal circumstances, I wouldn’t give it unless someone asked me for it. Oh, some time ago, Xiaoyun seemed to miss the young master when he was away, so I sent it to Xiaoyun A big serving."

Now it is certain that Adou is Xu Yunhe.Shen Zhiyan was so angry that he wanted to spank Xu Yunhe's ass.

So, Shen Zhiyan couldn't help pinching the tip of Xu Yunhe's nose.Xu Yunhe frowned slightly.Shen Zhiyan let go immediately.

The fat cat walked up to the couple swaggeringly, and jumped onto the sofa with a kick of its hind legs.The young master stepped on Xu Yunhe's lap, and then his upper body lay on Xu Yunhe's lap and did not move.When the young master was not as fat as he is now, he could lie on Xu Yunhe's lap.

After watching the video, Grandma Li cheerfully said to Shen Zhiyan: "Looking at it this way, you and the young master really look alike. Xiaoyun is too poor!"

Grandma Li, whose status is comparable to that of a mother-in-law, said so, does Shen Zhiyan dare to refute?Of course not!What's more, this video was edited by his little husband.Seeing that Xu Yunhe seemed to be falling asleep with his eyes closed, he pushed Xu Yunhe and asked, "Do you want to go to the room to rest?"

Xu Yunhe struggled to understand the meaning of Shen Zhiyan's words, shook his head and said, "No."

Shen Zhiyan thought for a while, and then asked, "What if I accompany you to rest?"

Xu Yunhe once again took a long time to understand Shen Zhiyan's words, and said, "That's fine."

So, Shen Zhiyan said good night to Grandpa Li and Grandma Li, and helped Xu Yunhe to the room.The fat cat that was lying on Xu Yunhe's lap returned to Grandma Li's side.It watched Xu Yunhe's back silently, and yawned lazily.Thinking back to that day, it was also so dizzy, and then lost its balls when it woke up.Hey, poor!The Twoleg was probably about to lose his balls too.

Xu Yunhe who returned to the bedroom suddenly didn't sleep again, lying lazily on the bed like a cat, showing his belly.

Shen Zhiyan covered Xu Yunhe's belly, and said with a smile: "Seeing that you are so drunk that you can't understand, I won't bother you today. Wait until tomorrow. When tomorrow comes, I must teach you a lesson." No! You can still laugh? Are you particularly proud?"

Yes, I am very proud and feel that I am very good. This feeling has lasted for more than 20 years!

Xu Yunhe smiled proudly.

"I'm sure, you are a black fan." Shen Zhiyan said angrily.

Of course, considering that the person who became a black fan is his little husband, this "black fan" is written as a black fan and pronounced as a true love fan.

In fact, it was not very late, Xu Yunhe held on for a while, and soon fell into a dark sleep due to the effect of alcohol, but Shen Zhiyan couldn't sleep, because it was not yet his usual rest time.So, he took out his phone and swiped to station B.After knowing that A Dou is Xu Yunhe, when Shen Zhiyan saw the videos he edited, his mood really changed.There is no one else in the room at the moment, otherwise that person would be very surprised, why did the little heavenly king Shen Zhiyan show a crazy doting smile on his mobile phone screen?

But Shen Zhiyan was a little unwilling after all, after putting down the phone, he pinched Xu Yunhe's face first, then his buttocks.Xu Yunhe burrowed into Shen Zhiyan's arms very cooperatively, and he really rubbed Shen Zhiyan's feelings out.But now they live in the elder's house, even though the sound insulation of the house is not bad, Shen Zhiyan still doesn't want to be too anxious.Therefore, he just took Xu Yunhe into his arms.

The true love black fan slept soundly in the arms of Little Heavenly King.

In the middle of the night, Xu Yunhe woke up from thirst.As soon as he made any movement, Shen Zhiyan, who guessed that he might make some movement in the middle of the night, woke up accordingly.Shen Zhiyan turned on the bedside lamp, handed a cup of cold water to Xu Yunhe's lips, and said, "Get up a little bit, drink slowly, and don't get it on the quilt."

Xu Yunhe drank more than half of the glass in one breath before feeling better.

Shen Zhiyan put the water glass back on the bedside table, seeing that Xu Yunhe seemed to be completely awake, he sneered and said, "Adou... Big?"

"Huh?" Xu Yunhe tried to play dumb.

"Stop pretending, I already know." Shen Zhiyan laughed sinisterly.Little Heavenly King's acting skills are well recognized in the industry!

Xu Yunhe subconsciously pouted his buttocks and stepped back.He didn't want to be caught and spanked by Shen Zhiyan again.This room was used by Xu Yunhe when he was in high school, and the furniture in the room was purchased at that time.The bed they are now lying on is not too small for a high school boy, but it is not comparable to the big bed in their apartment.Xu Yunhe was busy avoiding Shen Zhiyan, he didn't notice the size of the bed for a while, and accidentally fell when he stepped back.

With a muffled sound, Xu Yunhe sat down on the ground directly.

"My tail (yǐ)..." Xu Yunhe wrinkled his five sense organs in pain, "No, my tailbone..."

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The next day, Xu Yunhe walked out of the room slowly.Because the tailbone still hurts, his walking posture is a bit weird, and the whole person looks like an over-indulgence.But in fact, they didn't do anything!Kidney deficiency CP just slept for one night purely!

The fat cat stared at Xu Yunhe for a while, then swaggered to the balcony and lay down among the green plants of Grandma Li.

The young master seemed to be thinking about Maosheng, like a serious wise man.

Did Twoleg lose his balls, meow?