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The little researcher who voluntarily lay down and contributed condoms has been living a happy life.

I'm already a meow.Xu Yunhe thought so.He ignored a lot of @ on the Internet.He wouldn't take the initiative to edit the interaction video between himself and Shen Zhiyan!In Xu Xiaomensao's view, he prefers the feeling of quietly taking treasures for himself rather than showing off his love to the world.

Seeing that there was no movement in the "struggle to support the young and the young", the Emperor of the Truth stood up and said: "You give up! A Dou will definitely not edit the CP video of the research brother and the young. Haven't you seen it through the A Dou?" Is it the essence of only fans? She has edited three videos so far. The first one is the brother-oriented video of the young master and the yellow cat master, the second is the Narcissus-oriented video of the young master and the young master, and the third is the big You are ashamed to marry Young Master Huang Mao... It can barely be regarded as a rotten video. A Dou is so reluctant to give Da Shaoan a serious CP!"

The abbreviation of A Dou was not what Xu Yunhe wanted, but it really wasn't what he didn't want if he didn't want it.

Netizens all acquiesced that Ah Dou is Lu Zi!Because most of the grain-producing wives in the circle are white, rich and beautiful Lu children!

Young Master Yellow Cat is the cat of Professor Li's family, and his name is Young Master.The Li family is one of the four families that adopted Xu Yunhe.Professor Li and his wife have devoted their entire lives to scientific research. They have no children, so they regard Xu Yunhe as the eldest grandson and the young master as the younger grandson.

There are a lot of photos and videos related to the young master in Xu Yunhe's mobile phone, all of which were sent to him by Professor Li.

Because of the abundance of resources, Xu Yunhe's first editing work was to use the young master to cosplay Shen Zhiyan, thus forming an interesting comparison video.The second work is Shen Zhiyan's version of "If You Are the One", which spread virally on the Internet.In the third work, Xu Yunhe abruptly cut Shen Zhiyan into a little daughter-in-law, and then married him to the big yellow cat.Um, actually the big yellow cat has already lost its testicles.

Therefore, in A Dou's mind, he either assigned Shen Zhiyan to himself, or assigned the young and old to a cat father-in-law. From this point of view, the netizen was right, and he was so talented. The strange A Dou is not willing to give Shen Zhiyan CP so easily!

The wind is turning quickly online.The research guy has been hotly discussed several times, but seeing that the guy himself didn't stand up and post on Weibo, the Weibo homepage is almost deserted to grow grass, and the heat about him gradually dissipated.On the contrary, the high-profile Professor Su could easily be mistaken for an internet celebrity.

Soon it was late autumn, and Xu Yunhe was obsessed with the work of the research institute.

The research institute is like an isolated island, and people on the isolated island can easily lose contact with the outside world.

When Xu Yunhe touches the phone again and returns to the bustling world, the CP fans of the researcher brother and Shen Zhiyan have completely disappeared because the circle is too cold and lacks food.A new poll appeared on Weibo, asking which of the many actors and stars who have worked with Shen Zhiyan is the most compatible with Shen Zhiyan, and there are more than a dozen options listed below.Netizens voted frantically.Every star has many people supporting him.

This vote seems to be made spontaneously by netizens.But if there were no navy to provoke trouble, how could netizens have such a big movement?Since Shen Zhiyan's debut, he has produced a lot of film and television works, and the number of confessions in the film and television is also quite a few times. This time, someone probably wants to tie up the hype.

Xu Yunhe pursed his lips, put the phone back in his pocket, and drove home.

Shen Zhiyan diligently prepared dinner at home.The couple haven't seen each other for almost a month.Shen Zhiyan's cooking skills are not very good, but they are definitely not bad, and he can prepare a table of dishes without any success by following the app that teaches people how to cook.He calculated the time just right, and when Xu Yunhe got home, dinner was just on the table.Shen Zhiyan walked to the door, touched Xu Yunhe's face, and asked, "Is it cold outside?"

"I didn't take the subway today, I drove back directly. There is heating in the car." Xu Yunhe said.

Shen Zhiyan was wearing an apron.There is a SpongeBob SquarePants print on the apron.

The combination of the handsome man and the cute SpongeBob SquarePants looks very harmonious.

Xu Yunhe suddenly leaned over and kissed Shen Zhiyan on the cheek.

Shen Zhiyan pushed Xu Yunhe to the kitchen and said, "Don't make trouble, go wash your hands." The weather is cold now, even though the indoor heating is turned on, it still can't compare with summer, and the food will be cold soon.Shen Zhiyan thought in his heart that he would be able to exercise well after eating.

Probably because there were all kinds of bad thoughts in his heart, Shen Zhiyan kept holding vegetables for Xu Yunhe when eating, and took good care of Xu Yunhe, so that Xu Yunhe felt like being fed like a pig.Well, when the pigs are fattened up, they can eat meat.

After eating, Xu Yunhe cleared the table very consciously.If one cooks, the other does the dishes, which is fair.

Shen Zhiyan could have sat comfortably on the sofa to digest food, but he chose to follow Xu Yunhe.The kitchen is not small, and he had to stand close to Xu Yunhe.Shen Zhiyan hugged Xu Yunhe from behind, and said affectionately: "Don't wash it, let's talk about it tomorrow."

"It can be done soon. I don't like to push off such trivial things that can be done easily until tomorrow." Xu Yunhe said while washing the dishes unaffected.A not-so-hard environmentalist, Xu Yunhe has ditched dish soap and used homemade detergent when washing dishes.

Shen Zhiyan rubbed against Xu Yunhe vigorously, touching here, kissing there, he just felt that no matter how tired he was, it was not enough.

When Xu Yunhe put the cleaned dishes in the cabinet, Shen Zhiyan directly pressed Xu Yunhe on the cabinet and kissed him.

After Shen Zhiyan finished kissing, Xu Yunhe pushed him and said, "Go and play by yourself, good boy~ I'll go to the study alone for a while."

"What?" Shen Zhiyan couldn't believe that he was abandoned like this!For a moment, he was very good at acting, holding his chest and felt that Xu Yunhe was so ruthless, so ungrateful, so vexatious.Xu Yunhe smiled flatteringly, then quickly ran to the study, and closed the door resolutely.

Xu Yunhe turned on the computer.He already had an idea in his mind, and now he just put his idea into action.

Shen Zhiyan stretched out his paw and scratched the door outside the study.

Later that day, people who followed Adou Dada discovered that this Da Da Da had been updated!She has disappeared for many days, and if she doesn't show up again, she will probably be treated as a missing person.Everyone grabbed the sofa and grabbed the front row to welcome Daddy back, and opened the video at the same time.

Oh, according to past experience, before watching the video edited by A Dou, you have to swallow the water in your mouth and put away the mask.

The video is like this:

First intercepting a scene from a certain film and television work, the male protagonist played by Shen Zhiyan said affectionately to the female protagonist: "Your little dimples are so cute."

Then the screen quickly switched, followed by the screen of Xu Yunhe participating in "Xiao Jing Takes You to Fuck Big Guys", the young scientist is speaking calmly and seriously.However, the sound of this scene has been reprocessed.Originally, Xu Yunhe's speech on the show was about aerospace physics, but now it has been re-dubbed with an electronic voice, saying: "Let me popularize science, dimples are facial muscle abnormalities caused by congenital genetic defects."

The above is a group, specially selected the scenes of the confession of the male and female protagonists to make trouble.

In another TV series, Shen Zhiyan wrote a love letter to the heroine, saying: "I still like you very much, like the moonlight rushing all the way through the long night, crossing the long road just to kiss you." Expressionlessly said to everyone about science: "Attention everyone, it only takes 1.28 seconds for the moonlight to travel from the moon to the earth. That is to say, the hero's love for the heroine is only enough for him to work hard for 1.28 seconds, which is very short. .”

Oh, and there is another TV series in which the heroine confesses to Shen Zhiyan: "Because of you, every second of my life begins to have meaning, and it will be redefined." Professor Xu immediately popularized science and said: "1967 The 10th International Conference on Weights and Measures held in October 13 defined the time unit second as such, and 1 second is the duration of 133 cycles of radiation corresponding to the transition between the two hyperfine energy levels of the ground state of the cesium-9192631770 atom. Therefore, The heroine defines the young and the young as her second, which is scientifically impossible. This woman is empty-handed."

There are also the theory of meteor derailment, the theory of schistosomiasis, etc., which basically wiped out Shen Zhiyan's early modern love dramas.

So, can modern workplace dramas be spared?

No.

In a movie, Shen Zhiyan plays the male lead is a doctor and the female lead is a policeman.Shen Zhiyan said this when he confessed to the heroine: "Are you so cruel? Do you want me to dig out my heart and show you?" Professor Xu complained: "It's not interesting to dig it out, everyone is the same Ah, left and right atrium, left and right ventricle, arterial valve atrioventricular valve, pulmonary vein pulmonary artery, superior vena cava inferior vena cava and so on.”

Still in this movie, the heroine said in her confession: "Please believe in my professional ability." Professor Xu complained: "Actually, I don't want to believe it. The front of the ID card refers to the side with the national emblem, printed with The side of the photo is the reverse side. As a policeman, the heroine got it wrong."

Modern dramas have been ridiculed, and costume dramas can't stand alone.

Shen Zhiyan played a young general, and the background of the story is probably set in the Warring States period.As a general, the emotional drama is more restrained.Before the expedition, the heroine toasted Shen Zhiyan with a three-legged jue, which was considered a confession.Jue is a bronze drinking vessel.Shen Zhiyan took the wine and drank it all in one gulp, then galloped away without looking back.His acting skills are very good, and the gentleness of the iron man here is very good.

Professor Xu explained to everyone: "The heroine must not really love the young master. Let's take a closer look at the wine glass in the play. What color is it? It is dark blue. There is a big problem here! Only people care about bronzes today. It is called bronze, but the ancients actually called it "gold". The bronze ware we see now is dug out of the soil, and it will turn rusty green when it is buried in the soil and oxidized. The bronze ware used by the ancients is actually golden. In other words, the hostess is toasting the hostess with a rusty cup that seems to be dug out of the soil. What is she thinking? You can taste it yourself."

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At the end of the video, a movie by Shen Zhiyan is selected.

Shen Zhiyan is the absolute hero, playing a hard-working character who is misunderstood by everyone in the process of pursuing the truth in the movie.The woman he loved thought he was the bad guy, and although she didn't expose him, she said to him: "I thought you had a hard time, but now that you think about it, you have nothing to say! How can I trust you?" ? The trust between us is like a piece of paper, if it is crumpled, even if it is smoothed, it cannot be restored."

Professor Xu then said: "Yes. Use water tape, spray water, stretch the paper on the wooden board, and when it dries, the paper will be flat. Do you know about water tape? Art students must be familiar with water tape. , gouache, etc., you need water tape to stretch the drawing paper on the drawing board.”

Professor Xu said: "The heroine can't do it because she doesn't have enough knowledge." So, come to my bowl quickly, young and old.

The title of the video is "Study is worse than falling in love", which is a topic that satisfies parents very much.The introduction of the video is, Professor Xu's love lecture, you must learn to arm yourself with the power of science, and then you will find (knock on the blackboard, this is the point) that he doesn't actually love you that much.

Men will be silent after watching this video, and women will cry after watching this video.Can you still watch TV and movies?