married everyday

It was the weekend again, the couple didn't have to go back to Shen's father and Shen's mother every week, so they simply slept through the afternoon.Because they are usually too busy, and the work intensity is not low, so once there is a holiday, they both prefer to stay at home rather than going out to play.

There is a home theater at home, Shen Zhiyan washed some fruit, set up a plate of pastries, and pulled Xu Yun to curl up on the sofa to watch a movie.

Non-classic sci-fi movies are PASS first, because Xu Yunhe can’t help complaining about the inconsistent scientific settings; non-classic horror movies are also PASS, because Xu Yunhe will yawn and find a bunch of goofy scenes in the movie; non-classic The love movies also pass, because Xu Yunhe will fall asleep when he sees the scenes where men and women are in love; the non-classic funny movies are also PASS, because Xu Yunhe's laugh is very high, his expressionless look and Shen Zhiyan's laughing look In stark contrast, the difference is funnier than the movie itself.

"Then what do you want to see?" Shen Zhiyan asked sincerely.

"Let's watch your movie." Xu Yunhe said sincerely.

"No! Watching the movies I act in, I will feel very strange." Shen Zhiyan said.

Then I can only go to station B to watch... Xu Yunhe thought so in his heart.He ate a grape and thought it tasted good, so he picked one and put it in Shen Zhiyan's mouth, and said, "Then watch... the film that Best Actor Wen will act in. There is no one worthy of fame, and his film must be good. "

Wen Mo has acted in many movies, and Shen Zhiyan chose "Xianpu".This is the film that brought Wen Mo his first Best Actor title.Wen Mo was just 26 years old at the time.In terms of age, Wen Mo was famous relatively early.But if you pay a little attention to Wen Mo's past experience, everyone will know that he has been playing tricks in various crews since he was 16 years old.He has been fighting for it for ten years, from being an actor to being an actor.

"Xian Pu" is a film suitable for repeated viewing.When you watch it for the first time, you will think that this is a film that praises the fairy world; when you watch it the second time, you will realize that this is actually a film that satirizes the fairy world; At that time, you may feel that there is no need to praise or satire. If there are real immortals in the world, they should be the ones portrayed in the movies.

Wen Mo played two roles in "Xianpu", clearly the immortal in charge of Tiantiao and the inner demon of this immortal.

Xu Yunhe looked at it seriously.A lot of special effects are used in this film, and the special effects from more than ten or twenty years ago are still not outdated today, which shows the forward vision of the director and the main artists!However, as an outsider, Xu Yunhe certainly pays more attention to the plot when watching movies.He thought in his heart, Actor Wen's acting skills are really good, it makes people get goosebumps when they are substituted into the plot.

In other words, the girl I met in the subway last time wanted to make Actor Wen and Shen Zhiyan into CP...

Wen Mo is so good, they can make a Wen Mo for Shen Zhiyan, but they didn't underestimate Shen Zhiyan...

Unfortunately, Shen Zhiyan doesn't like Wen Mo...

Yes, he only likes me. :)

Xu Yunhe, who was sullen in his heart, couldn't help laughing.

Shen Zhiyan didn't know what Xu Yunhe was laughing at, and thought Xu Yunhe was laughing because of the plot of the movie.Shen Zhiyan glanced at Xu Yunhe, and then looked at the big screen.Very good, in the movie, there is a crisis in the world of fairyland, and the scenes of pavilions being destroyed one after another.When watching a funny movie ahead, Xu Yunhe didn't smile at all.Seeing this kind of disaster scene now, Xu Yunhe actually laughed.A thought flashed in Shen Zhiyan's mind.

Isn't Xu Yunhe a little pervert?The kind of trembling-S in my heart?

Shen Zhiyan remembered that he once kept a small riding whip.It seems that this horsewhip must be hidden well, and it must not be seen by Xu Yunhe!

After "Xianpu" was finished, Shen Zhiyan went to make some simple dinner.Because Xu Yunhe ate late at noon, he didn't feel hungry at dinner, so he only ate a little less.After dinner, Xu Yunhe ran to the study to read, while Shen Zhiyan went to the study to play games with his notebook in his arms.

The two each occupied a corner of the study without disturbing each other.

Xu Yunhe pays great attention to eye hygiene. Every time he reads a book for about 10 minutes, he will look up at the green plants on the table, or simply close his eyes and meditate.But this time Shen Zhiyan was sitting in the study, so Xu Yunhe couldn't help but look at Shen Zhiyan.Looking at it, he felt that the army green casual jacket on Shen Zhiyan seemed to set off Shen Zhiyan's whiteness.Xu Yunhe, who has a super-thick lover filter, couldn't help but think in his heart - too thick a filter will make people see things that ordinary people can't see - what a young man with red lips and white teeth...

No, what a red lips and white teeth - wolf!

In fact, Shen Zhiyan, who didn't look like a young man at all, raised his head and met Xu Yunhe's eyes.Xu Yunhe quickly lowered his head.

"Are you peeking at me?" Shen Zhiyan asked with a smile.

"No!" Xu Yun said without raising his head, "I'm obviously looking at you in an upright way."

After nine o'clock in the evening, Xu Yunhe, who didn't eat much for dinner, felt a little hungry again.Shen Zhiyan put the computer aside and said, "I'll go get you some supper. It's already time, and eating too much is not good for your health. Why don't I cook some porridge and some side dishes for you?"

"Don't be so troublesome." Xu Yunhe said with some embarrassment, "I remember there are cup noodles in the kitchen. I'll just cook a small cup."

"Let me cook it for you. I'll add an egg to the noodles." Shen Zhiyan said and left the study.

The noodles are cooked quickly.Food like instant noodles is actually not interesting to eat, but it smells really good.Shen Zhiyan put the noodles in front of Xu Yunhe.The noodles are distinct, with an egg lying on the surface, and the whole bowl of noodles is steaming.Xu Yunhe was silent for a moment.

Xu Yunhe seldom ate junk food when he lived in the home of his mother’s colleague. When he was in college, sometimes he bought a box of instant noodles and kept them in the dormitory because he had no time to eat because of homework.Of course Xu Yunhe knew how to make instant noodles, but the noodles he made didn't look as delicious as Shen Zhiyan's.

"Eat it quickly. If you soak it further, the noodles should be soft." Shen Zhiyan said.

Xu Yunhe didn't know what he was thinking, and suddenly asked: "Let me test you with a sharp turn."

"Tell me." Shen Zhiyan saw that Xu Yunhe was so interested, of course he had to cooperate.

"If one corner is cut off from a square, how many corners are left?" Xu Yunhe asked.

"Five!" This question was too childish, and Shen Zhiyan answered it immediately.

Xu Yunhe nodded and said: "It can indeed be five. In fact, it can also be three. If you cut along the diagonal, there will be three. And when you choose any point between one corner and the opposite side If you cut the connecting lines between them, you will get a trapezoid, that is, four corners."

Shen Zhiyan let out an "oh".

"Let me test you with another question, which is also a brain teaser. The 0.9999 cycle of 9... and the number 1, who is bigger and who is smaller?" Xu Yunhe asked.

沈知言本想说肯定是1大，但他先想到这是个脑经急转弯，又想到数学中无限的概念，于是他立刻说：“应该是一样大的。1/3等于0.333……的3循环，1/3加1/3加1/3就等于0.999……的9循环，也等于1。”

Xu Yunhe looked at Shen Zhiyan with admiration, and said, "Congratulations, you got it right! They are equal. But many people subconsciously feel that 1 is bigger. There are always many magical things in the world, and they don't seem to fit our ideals." Common sense, but they actually happened. By the way, you know what? Let me tell you another very amazing thing. In fact, the urine of a healthy normal person is sterile."

"What?" Shen Zhiyan felt as if he had heard something remarkable.

"I said that the urine of a healthy normal person is sterile. In terms of bacteria and viruses, it is cleaner than tap water."

"...Have you ever drank it?" Shen Zhiyan asked rather embarrassingly.

Xu Yunhe: "..."

Xu Yunhe continued to popularize the science without changing his face: "Of course you can't drink it. There is urea in the urine, which has a certain degree of toxicity. Besides, urine is originally a metabolite, and if you drink it back, it will definitely hurt your kidneys. Seriously, I don't know why you have the idea of... drinking urine."

"Wait! Didn't you say that the urine is very clean?" Shen Zhiyan hurriedly cleared himself.

Xu Yunhe said: "What I mean is...for example, when you are scratched in the wild, there may be a lot of bacteria in the wound. If you don't have disinfectant on hand at this time, you can urinate and use the middle part to urinate. The urine-fluid washes the wound, which can play a certain role in cleaning.”

"Have you tried it?" Shen Zhiyan asked a little awkwardly.

Xu Yunhe ignored Shen Zhiyan's words and continued: "Look, the urine you thought was dirty is actually very clean. So, there are so many seemingly absurd but completely achievable things in this world. After talking so much , I just want to express a point, maybe you think it’s unbelievable for me to eat noodles with my mind, but I can indeed do this, and I can successfully eat noodles without forks and chopsticks.”

Xu Yunhe had an expression of "Whoever believes in me will have eternal life".

Shen Zhiyan raised his eyebrows and looked at Xu Yunhe.He tried very hard to restrain his desire to complain, because he didn't want to be beaten.In other words, why do you want to link urine and cup noodles together?Is it true that scientists only see truth, and apart from truth, there are no associations?

"Don't you believe it?" Xu Yunhe asked.

Shen Zhiyan shook his head and said firmly, "I don't believe it."

Xu Yunhe was silent.

Shen Zhiyan couldn't help laughing, stepped forward and squeezed Xu Yunhe's face.He won't be easily caught by Xu Yun's routine!

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"Since you don't believe me, why don't you just get me a fork? Where is the fork that comes with it?" Xu Yunhe held up the cup noodles in his hand and said helplessly, "I've been talking to you for so long, Haven't you noticed? It's a bowl of cup noodles without a fork."

Sorry, this is a serial set.