married everyday
Chapter 32
Father Song took Gong Feishen to change clothes first.Although it is already spring, the weather is still a bit cold. They are all wearing autumn clothes, and when changing clothes, they only need to change their coats. The whole process.
Although when the audience saw this scene, there were only Papa Song and Gong Feishen in the room, but in fact, during the filming process, in addition to the cameraman, there were lighting engineers and assistant directors in the room.When Papa Song wanted to get his clothes, he found that he couldn't reach them, and if he took two steps forward, he would block the light, and the shooting effect would not be good.He had no choice but to say, "Master Taoist, pass me the dress you are holding."
"Which one? The one with the patch on the chest?" Gong Feichen picked up a piece of clothing and asked.
Although the Song family is not short of money now, the Song family is still thrifty.They are willing to spend money on food, and generous to their friends, but never willing to wear new clothes to work in the orchard.Therefore, the clothes Papa Song wore when he was working were all patched.
Papa Song took the clothes from Gong Feichen, put them on himself, and said, "Master Daoist, there are two mistakes in your words."
"Please teach me, master!" Gong Feishen, who has acted in costume dramas, hastily clasped his fists.
Father Song had already put on his coat, pointed to the patch on his chest and said, "First of all, this can't be called a patch, it's because the child's mother cares about me. She cares about me, so she doesn't ask me to wear ragged clothes, you know that? Then, this place is not called the chest. It is called the bosom, and it is also called the heart.”
My daughter-in-law's concern for me is in my arms and in my heart.
This delicious dog food came unexpectedly, Gong Feishen was almost stunned!Grandpa, this show has a high ratings!There will be a lot of young girls watching!When they look for a boyfriend in the future, if they dislike him and can't talk, won't your conscience hurt, sir!
Papa Song really didn't mean to abuse the dog. He probably has a little bit of romance in his bones, although he certainly doesn't even know what romance means.You know, when Papa Song was young, he even wrote a love letter to Mama Song with typos in dog reptiles!
Although Mama Song was illiterate, Mama Song had to feel her conscience and say, that word is really ugly!
Father Song is going to take Gong Fei up the mountain.The plan of the year lies in spring, which is very important to fruit growers.They have to control the flowering time of fruit trees according to actual needs.For example, if there is a danger of late spring cold this year, they will use methods such as painting the trunk white and watering in early spring to reduce the temperature of the tree body and delay flowering.If they want to go to market early, they need low temperature to break dormancy and high temperature to flower.
Song's father told Gong Fei Shen about these experiences little by little, and he was a very reliable teacher.
At the same time, Song Yun got the job of a first-grade math teacher in this reality show.He originally thought that the recording of this program would be very simple.However, when he opened his homework book to correct, he looked down at the question, looked up at the camera and said, "I don't want to talk."
"Why are you silent?" The cameraman's voice-over sounded.
"Because the first math problem has already exceeded my comprehension range of Chinese." Song Yun said helplessly.There used to be a lot of weird math problems in kindergartens and elementary schools that were popular on the Internet. Song Yun used them for fun at the beginning, but now he ran into them.He didn't even understand the topic!
The 180-pound camera brother was shaking with laughter, and the picture began to shake.
Song Yun has been correcting homework and preparing lessons with a teacher in the morning, and will formally teach the students in the afternoon.When he was eating in the cafeteria at noon, he saw the teacher's five-year-old son.It is estimated that the teacher's home is nearby, so he will take the children to eat together.
Because he heard that the child was very smart and already knew a lot of characters, Song Yun thought of teasing him, pointing to the characters on the billboards in the cafeteria to test the five-year-old little one, asking what characters they were.He asked "big", "beautiful", and "good", and the little one answered them all.When he was about to ask "Wei", Xiao BuDian said, "Big brother, I'm busy eating, so I don't have time to teach you how to read. How about you wait until I finish eating."
Song Yun: "..."
The big cameraman laughed wildly again.
Gong Feishen followed Papa Song to inspect the fruit forest.He found that every time Papa Song passed a fruit tree, he would pat the trunk twice.He asked curiously: "Grandpa, is there any purpose for you to pat it? Could it be that, like a woodpecker, you can tell there are moths in the trunk just by listening to it?"
Father Song looked at Gong Fei and shook his head: "You child, you are so full of childlike innocence, you can think of such an interesting reason! I just say hello to my old buddies, pat them, let them know, I remember their contribution and will continue to blossom and bear fruit this year."
Coming down from the mountain, Papa Song led Gong Feishen past a watermelon field, pointed at the newly emerged watermelon seedlings and said, "This belongs to my family too."
"Master, I want to ask you again. When the watermelon is ripe, how can I pick the sweetest one when I buy it?" Gong Fei asked deeply.
Father Song took the opportunity to advertise his own fruit, and said with a smile, "You are asking me, you are really asking the right person! If you want to eat sweet, then buy my watermelon, to ensure that every one is sweet. Yes. When you buy it, first take a picture of the watermelon, and take the watermelon home after you take the picture.”
"Do you have any skills when shooting?" Gong Fei asked deeply.When he buys watermelon, he is always in the habit of patting twice, pretending to understand, and then choose one by luck.
Papa Song said, "You don't need any skills to buy my melons, just pretend to take pictures."
"Then why are you still filming?"
"Because, you pretended to understand the watermelon and patted it twice, which is the minimum respect for the watermelon." Papa Song said earnestly.
"..."
In the afternoon, Song Yun began to teach the students.The first thing after class is to hand out the students' homework.
What needs to be specially explained here is that there is a student who has not handed in his homework until now.The teacher told Song Yun that you have to punish such a student, otherwise he will become a bad example for the whole class, and everyone will learn not to hand in homework in the future.However, you can't really punish him, you can't hit him, you can't scold him, you can't hurt the child's body and mind.Therefore, this matter appears to be very difficult to handle.
So, before class in the afternoon, Song Yun called the mushroom-headed boy into the office and asked, "Why didn't you hand in your homework?"
"Because I forgot my homework at home." Mushroom Head said.
Song Yun said with a smile: "Although it is the first time for the teacher to see you, the moment he sees you, the teacher thinks you are a good boy, so the teacher believes that you will definitely not deceive the teacher! How about this, you start again Write a copy and hand it in, and bring the one you forgot at home tomorrow."
The camera brother laughed magically again.
Song Yun and the children battled wits and courage for a week, and Gong Feishen followed Papa Song as a fruit farmer for five days. On the sixth day, the program team made a special arrangement in Songjia Village.It turned out that Gong Feishen wanted to propose to his girlfriend.He has been with his girlfriend for many years.
The reason why Gong Feishen was maliciously suppressed at the beginning was because he rejected the overtures of a certain female investor, but that person turned into a rage and cut off his play directly.But Gong Feishen never gave up. Later, he met actor Wen Mo by coincidence. He didn't know what touched the actor, but the actor suddenly gave him a way. Then he found the opportunity to participate in the reality show recording.
Gong Feishen wanted to propose to his girlfriend on the show, and the show crew thought it would be a good publicity point, so they agreed.
The Song family cleaned and tidied up their yard on purpose.Mother Song also took out the two red lanterns that Sister Song got when she got married and hung them under the eaves.Gong Feishen's girlfriend actually came to Songjia Village two days ago, but she didn't take part in the recording of the show, just like Fang Yuezhen accompanied Song Yun back then.She is a woman with a delicate appearance, her temperament cannot amaze the time, but she can be gentle to the time.
In the plan of Gong Feishen and his girlfriend, the matter of marriage should indeed be put on the agenda. They already have a tacit understanding, so Gong Feishen didn't propose marriage rashly.However, the whole proposal was still carried out without telling Gong Feishen's girlfriend.Therefore, when Gong Feishen suddenly knelt down and took out the ring, expressing his love incoherently, his girlfriend's eyes widened in amazement, and she couldn't control her emotions and shed tears.
Gong Fei and Shen successfully embraced the beauty.
After calming down his excitement, Gong Feishen still remembered that he was recording a program, so he took his girlfriend's hand and walked up to Papa Song, and said to Papa Song, "Teacher, thank you for your teaching these two days, and thank you for your help." My family arranged a venue for me and arranged a water banquet. Here, I have one more important thing to ask you. The relationship between you and your aunt is so good, I just want to know, do you have any secrets?"
Although these words were for the effect of the program, they were also Gong Feishen's sincere words.He does envy the relationship between Papa Song and Mama Song.
Papa Song thought for a while and said, "Actually, there is no secret. In the general direction, you only need to remember a little, and you can get your sincerity with your sincerity. As for the small details in life... Let me tell you honestly, every day is very difficult." It’s made by yourself, and it’s messed up if you blindly listen to other people’s orders.”
Gong Fei waited for Song's father to continue.
Sure enough, Papa Song still had something to say: "However, we have a saying here. Among husband and wife, whoever is good at arithmetic will let whoever manages the money after marriage. If you don't mind, I will give you a testimony. Now Let's test on the spot which of you two is better at arithmetic."
Gong Feichen and his girlfriend looked at each other, and felt that this statement was quite interesting, so they said in unison: "Okay!"
"I'll give you the debut questions separately, and you have to answer them within five seconds to be considered successful." Father Song explained the rules of the game.
Gong Feishen and his girlfriend held each other's hands tightly.
"Gong Feishen, please listen to the question. A catty of watermelon is thirty-five cents, and a catty of peaches is twenty-two cents. You bought five catties of three taels of watermelon and four catties of seven taels of peaches. How much will you pay in total?" Papa Song started counting down on the ground, "Five, four, three, two, one. Alright, challenge failed!"
Five seconds is too short, this question also involves a decimal point, Gong Feishen will be confused.
Father Song looked at Gong Feishen's girlfriend again, and said solemnly, "It's time for this girl to listen to the questions. A catty of watermelon costs [-] cents, and a catty of peaches costs [-] cents." , you bought ten catties of watermelon and one catty of peaches, how much will you pay in total?"
Before Papa Song counted down, Gong Feishen's girlfriend blurted out: "Three yuan and twenty cents."
"Congratulations, you got the answer right! From now on, you will be in charge of Gong Feishen's money!" Papa Song immediately changed his serious expression into a smiling one.
Those present were silent for two seconds, then clapped frantically.
Although when the audience saw this scene, there were only Papa Song and Gong Feishen in the room, but in fact, during the filming process, in addition to the cameraman, there were lighting engineers and assistant directors in the room.When Papa Song wanted to get his clothes, he found that he couldn't reach them, and if he took two steps forward, he would block the light, and the shooting effect would not be good.He had no choice but to say, "Master Taoist, pass me the dress you are holding."
"Which one? The one with the patch on the chest?" Gong Feichen picked up a piece of clothing and asked.
Although the Song family is not short of money now, the Song family is still thrifty.They are willing to spend money on food, and generous to their friends, but never willing to wear new clothes to work in the orchard.Therefore, the clothes Papa Song wore when he was working were all patched.
Papa Song took the clothes from Gong Feichen, put them on himself, and said, "Master Daoist, there are two mistakes in your words."
"Please teach me, master!" Gong Feishen, who has acted in costume dramas, hastily clasped his fists.
Father Song had already put on his coat, pointed to the patch on his chest and said, "First of all, this can't be called a patch, it's because the child's mother cares about me. She cares about me, so she doesn't ask me to wear ragged clothes, you know that? Then, this place is not called the chest. It is called the bosom, and it is also called the heart.”
My daughter-in-law's concern for me is in my arms and in my heart.
This delicious dog food came unexpectedly, Gong Feishen was almost stunned!Grandpa, this show has a high ratings!There will be a lot of young girls watching!When they look for a boyfriend in the future, if they dislike him and can't talk, won't your conscience hurt, sir!
Papa Song really didn't mean to abuse the dog. He probably has a little bit of romance in his bones, although he certainly doesn't even know what romance means.You know, when Papa Song was young, he even wrote a love letter to Mama Song with typos in dog reptiles!
Although Mama Song was illiterate, Mama Song had to feel her conscience and say, that word is really ugly!
Father Song is going to take Gong Fei up the mountain.The plan of the year lies in spring, which is very important to fruit growers.They have to control the flowering time of fruit trees according to actual needs.For example, if there is a danger of late spring cold this year, they will use methods such as painting the trunk white and watering in early spring to reduce the temperature of the tree body and delay flowering.If they want to go to market early, they need low temperature to break dormancy and high temperature to flower.
Song's father told Gong Fei Shen about these experiences little by little, and he was a very reliable teacher.
At the same time, Song Yun got the job of a first-grade math teacher in this reality show.He originally thought that the recording of this program would be very simple.However, when he opened his homework book to correct, he looked down at the question, looked up at the camera and said, "I don't want to talk."
"Why are you silent?" The cameraman's voice-over sounded.
"Because the first math problem has already exceeded my comprehension range of Chinese." Song Yun said helplessly.There used to be a lot of weird math problems in kindergartens and elementary schools that were popular on the Internet. Song Yun used them for fun at the beginning, but now he ran into them.He didn't even understand the topic!
The 180-pound camera brother was shaking with laughter, and the picture began to shake.
Song Yun has been correcting homework and preparing lessons with a teacher in the morning, and will formally teach the students in the afternoon.When he was eating in the cafeteria at noon, he saw the teacher's five-year-old son.It is estimated that the teacher's home is nearby, so he will take the children to eat together.
Because he heard that the child was very smart and already knew a lot of characters, Song Yun thought of teasing him, pointing to the characters on the billboards in the cafeteria to test the five-year-old little one, asking what characters they were.He asked "big", "beautiful", and "good", and the little one answered them all.When he was about to ask "Wei", Xiao BuDian said, "Big brother, I'm busy eating, so I don't have time to teach you how to read. How about you wait until I finish eating."
Song Yun: "..."
The big cameraman laughed wildly again.
Gong Feishen followed Papa Song to inspect the fruit forest.He found that every time Papa Song passed a fruit tree, he would pat the trunk twice.He asked curiously: "Grandpa, is there any purpose for you to pat it? Could it be that, like a woodpecker, you can tell there are moths in the trunk just by listening to it?"
Father Song looked at Gong Fei and shook his head: "You child, you are so full of childlike innocence, you can think of such an interesting reason! I just say hello to my old buddies, pat them, let them know, I remember their contribution and will continue to blossom and bear fruit this year."
Coming down from the mountain, Papa Song led Gong Feishen past a watermelon field, pointed at the newly emerged watermelon seedlings and said, "This belongs to my family too."
"Master, I want to ask you again. When the watermelon is ripe, how can I pick the sweetest one when I buy it?" Gong Fei asked deeply.
Father Song took the opportunity to advertise his own fruit, and said with a smile, "You are asking me, you are really asking the right person! If you want to eat sweet, then buy my watermelon, to ensure that every one is sweet. Yes. When you buy it, first take a picture of the watermelon, and take the watermelon home after you take the picture.”
"Do you have any skills when shooting?" Gong Fei asked deeply.When he buys watermelon, he is always in the habit of patting twice, pretending to understand, and then choose one by luck.
Papa Song said, "You don't need any skills to buy my melons, just pretend to take pictures."
"Then why are you still filming?"
"Because, you pretended to understand the watermelon and patted it twice, which is the minimum respect for the watermelon." Papa Song said earnestly.
"..."
In the afternoon, Song Yun began to teach the students.The first thing after class is to hand out the students' homework.
What needs to be specially explained here is that there is a student who has not handed in his homework until now.The teacher told Song Yun that you have to punish such a student, otherwise he will become a bad example for the whole class, and everyone will learn not to hand in homework in the future.However, you can't really punish him, you can't hit him, you can't scold him, you can't hurt the child's body and mind.Therefore, this matter appears to be very difficult to handle.
So, before class in the afternoon, Song Yun called the mushroom-headed boy into the office and asked, "Why didn't you hand in your homework?"
"Because I forgot my homework at home." Mushroom Head said.
Song Yun said with a smile: "Although it is the first time for the teacher to see you, the moment he sees you, the teacher thinks you are a good boy, so the teacher believes that you will definitely not deceive the teacher! How about this, you start again Write a copy and hand it in, and bring the one you forgot at home tomorrow."
The camera brother laughed magically again.
Song Yun and the children battled wits and courage for a week, and Gong Feishen followed Papa Song as a fruit farmer for five days. On the sixth day, the program team made a special arrangement in Songjia Village.It turned out that Gong Feishen wanted to propose to his girlfriend.He has been with his girlfriend for many years.
The reason why Gong Feishen was maliciously suppressed at the beginning was because he rejected the overtures of a certain female investor, but that person turned into a rage and cut off his play directly.But Gong Feishen never gave up. Later, he met actor Wen Mo by coincidence. He didn't know what touched the actor, but the actor suddenly gave him a way. Then he found the opportunity to participate in the reality show recording.
Gong Feishen wanted to propose to his girlfriend on the show, and the show crew thought it would be a good publicity point, so they agreed.
The Song family cleaned and tidied up their yard on purpose.Mother Song also took out the two red lanterns that Sister Song got when she got married and hung them under the eaves.Gong Feishen's girlfriend actually came to Songjia Village two days ago, but she didn't take part in the recording of the show, just like Fang Yuezhen accompanied Song Yun back then.She is a woman with a delicate appearance, her temperament cannot amaze the time, but she can be gentle to the time.
In the plan of Gong Feishen and his girlfriend, the matter of marriage should indeed be put on the agenda. They already have a tacit understanding, so Gong Feishen didn't propose marriage rashly.However, the whole proposal was still carried out without telling Gong Feishen's girlfriend.Therefore, when Gong Feishen suddenly knelt down and took out the ring, expressing his love incoherently, his girlfriend's eyes widened in amazement, and she couldn't control her emotions and shed tears.
Gong Fei and Shen successfully embraced the beauty.
After calming down his excitement, Gong Feishen still remembered that he was recording a program, so he took his girlfriend's hand and walked up to Papa Song, and said to Papa Song, "Teacher, thank you for your teaching these two days, and thank you for your help." My family arranged a venue for me and arranged a water banquet. Here, I have one more important thing to ask you. The relationship between you and your aunt is so good, I just want to know, do you have any secrets?"
Although these words were for the effect of the program, they were also Gong Feishen's sincere words.He does envy the relationship between Papa Song and Mama Song.
Papa Song thought for a while and said, "Actually, there is no secret. In the general direction, you only need to remember a little, and you can get your sincerity with your sincerity. As for the small details in life... Let me tell you honestly, every day is very difficult." It’s made by yourself, and it’s messed up if you blindly listen to other people’s orders.”
Gong Fei waited for Song's father to continue.
Sure enough, Papa Song still had something to say: "However, we have a saying here. Among husband and wife, whoever is good at arithmetic will let whoever manages the money after marriage. If you don't mind, I will give you a testimony. Now Let's test on the spot which of you two is better at arithmetic."
Gong Feichen and his girlfriend looked at each other, and felt that this statement was quite interesting, so they said in unison: "Okay!"
"I'll give you the debut questions separately, and you have to answer them within five seconds to be considered successful." Father Song explained the rules of the game.
Gong Feishen and his girlfriend held each other's hands tightly.
"Gong Feishen, please listen to the question. A catty of watermelon is thirty-five cents, and a catty of peaches is twenty-two cents. You bought five catties of three taels of watermelon and four catties of seven taels of peaches. How much will you pay in total?" Papa Song started counting down on the ground, "Five, four, three, two, one. Alright, challenge failed!"
Five seconds is too short, this question also involves a decimal point, Gong Feishen will be confused.
Father Song looked at Gong Feishen's girlfriend again, and said solemnly, "It's time for this girl to listen to the questions. A catty of watermelon costs [-] cents, and a catty of peaches costs [-] cents." , you bought ten catties of watermelon and one catty of peaches, how much will you pay in total?"
Before Papa Song counted down, Gong Feishen's girlfriend blurted out: "Three yuan and twenty cents."
"Congratulations, you got the answer right! From now on, you will be in charge of Gong Feishen's money!" Papa Song immediately changed his serious expression into a smiling one.
Those present were silent for two seconds, then clapped frantically.
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