Lu Nianxian came in a hurry. Although Jing Yupeng's uncle still had spare rooms and extra beds in his house, they didn't have any extra air-dried quilts.The winter in the south is damp and cold. You can't let the guests cover the quilts that are just out of the cabinet and have a musty smell that is not warm enough?Anyway, Lu Nianxian and Jing Yupei seemed to have a good relationship, and they were both boys, so Uncle Jing let the two young men sleep together.

This was the first time that Jing Yupei and Lu Nianxian shared the same bed.

There are no recreational activities in the village. After dinner early, the whole family will watch TV around the fire for a while. It is not yet eight o'clock in the evening, and most people will go to bed.Although Jing Ma was born and grew up here, after living in the city for many years, she can no longer adapt to life in the village.Let alone a city kid like Lu Nianxian who had never been to a village.If he was the only one on this land, he would definitely feel uncomfortable.But, fortunately, there is still Jing Yupeng, as long as Jing Yupeng is with him.

Therefore, Lu Nianxian couldn't wait to follow Jing Yupeck into bed.

Once the door is closed, the lights are turned off, and the quilt is covered, it seems that there are only two people left in the whole world, Lu Nianxian and Jing Yupeng. Hairy pork (originally my aunt wanted to stew this meat to entertain Lu Nianxian) and other things completely stayed away from them.Lu Nianxian didn't mean to look down on the countryside, but he was really not used to it at all!

But in this land he is not used to, there is a Jing Yupeng who fits him very well.

Lu Nianxian felt that he should work hard to overcome the difficulties.It doesn't matter, he thinks he can still save it.

However, it takes some time to adapt to the environment.Lu Nianxian finally ushered in the evening after going through the process of constantly breaking and reshaping his three views.He huddled himself under the quilt, never procrastinating, this time he decided to leave the adaptation to the environment until tomorrow.

"Hey, are you sleepy?" Jing Yu's pecking voice sounded in the darkness.

"Not sleepy." Lu Nian said first.

"Then are you cold, do you want to press the down jacket on the quilt?" Jing Yupeck asked.

The quilts they covered were cotton quilts, and the cotton they had grown themselves was plucked by villagers to make quilts, and the aunt ripped the cloth and sewed the quilt covers.This quilt is very thick, because it has been carefully dried, it still smells good.For people who are used to the southern climate, such a quilt is very warm.But for those who are used to living under the heating in the north, the entire quilt is cold when they first enter the bed, and they need to use their own body temperature to warm the bed first... God, even if Lu Nianxian is a young man with strong firepower , He also seemed to hear the sound of his own teeth chattering.

Lu Nianxian hurriedly said: "That's it. Don't move. The time you go to get the down jacket, the cold wind will definitely get into the quilt."

"Then give me your feet, and I'll hold them between my thighs." Jing Yu said with a smile, "It's warmer this way." He often slept with his grandfather when he was a child.Every time he gets into bed, grandpa will help him pinch his feet. Even if he pokes his cold feet on grandpa's stomach, grandpa will not be angry, but will help him cover his feet cheerfully.At that moment, he thought that when he was admitted to university and made a lot of money, he must be filial to his grandfather.

Lu Nian hid for a while and refused, "Farewell, my feet are too cold, don't freeze you." Although they all washed their feet with hot water before going to bed, they only washed their feet and did not soak their calves. .Lu Nianxian's calf was cold all over, and it became even colder after entering the bed.

Jing Yupeng didn't talk nonsense, and directly attacked Lu Nianxian under the quilt, and clamped Lu Nianxian's calf with his own feet.

Although he was mentally prepared, Jing Yupei was still grinned for a while by Lu Nianxian.He muttered and said, "You too, you didn't call me before you left, and you came here wearing so little clothes... It's fine if you don't wear too much clothes. My uncle specially brought his cotton-padded jacket for you. Why do you Don’t wear it? Hehe, I told you to only care about the style and not the temperature, isn’t it too cold? You didn’t even warm up under the quilt.”

It's so warm... The heat was continuously transmitted from Jing Yupeking's body to Lu Nianxian's calf, he really wanted to be pinched by Jing Yupeking all the time.However, he knew that he must have been pecked by Jingyu, so how could he continue to peck at Jingyu, so he twitched his leg.

Jing Yupeng sensed Lu Nianxian's resistance, and clamped Lu Nianxian's calf even harder.

"Don't move!" Jing Yupei's upper body also leaned towards Lu Nian first, "Be honest! Otherwise, I'll tickle you!"

Lu Nian was a little afraid of Jing Yu's pecking, not because he was afraid of Jing Yu's pecking himself, but because of Jing Yu's pecking, the little heat that was finally boiled in the quilt would be released outside the quilt.As a result, he wanted to dodge, but Jing Yupeck just went all out.For Jing Yupeng, Lu Nianxian always seemed to be omnipotent and powerful in front of him. The only time he saw Lu Nianxian was timid was now.

Such a cowardly Lu Nianxian really... really wants to be bullied!

So, Jing Yu pecked hard, treating Lu Nianxian as a human pillow, and clung to Lu Nianxian's body with all four limbs.If it wasn't for being afraid of the cold, Lu Nianxian really wanted to teach Jing Yu a lesson, but being afraid of the cold was already an established fact, so Lu Nianxian had to close his eyes and pretend to be asleep.After a while, Emperor Lu opened his eyes and said, "Do you know what your behavior is called? Be bold, you have committed another crime!"

Jing Yu pecked and said meanly: "Then punish me!"

Emperor Lu can be said to be the proudest of all states.When he was a picky eater, even though he liked to eat elbows like General Lu, but in order not to destroy the emperor's delicate character, he was able to bear it.What's the point of being afraid of the cold right now?Emperor Lu didn't say anything, whatever Jing Yupeng treated him, Emperor Lu would treat Jing Yupeng in reverse.Jing Yupei soon became his human pillow.

When two people quarreled, the movement was relatively loud.The quilt was filled with cold wind.

Emperor Lu poked Jing Yupei's stomach with his cold fingers, and said, "Is this the belly button? It's so cute."

Jing Yupeng gave up struggling like a salted fish, and asked: "I am holding you to commit a crime. So, now that you are holding me, is it considered oppressing the people? The emperor broke the law and the common people are the same crime, let go quickly." Me! Also, don't touch my stomach... wait, don't tickle me..."

"How can this be called oppressing the people? This is obviously enjoying the people." Emperor Lu said with a smile.

Jing Yu pecked and laughed loudly.

Emperor Lu asked maliciously: "Are you having fun with the people? Isn't it?"

"Yes yes yes... Hahaha... let go of me..." Jing Yupeck was soon out of breath from laughing.

In the end, it was his uncle who saved Jing Yupeng.The uncle stood outside and knocked on the door, and said, "Congchong, are you and your friend asleep?"

"Not yet." Jing Yupeng responded loudly, "Uncle, do you have something to do with us?"

"It's too cold at home, I'm afraid your friends won't get used to it." Uncle said naively, "Your aunt just packed out the hot water bottle, it's still good. Let you warm your bed." Things are troublesome.This hot water bottle has not been used a few times since I bought it.

Yes, there are things like hot water bottles.

With a real hot water bottle, Jing Yupeng's human heater can be left idle.

Jing Yupeng, who consciously escaped from the clutches of the devil, said without words: "It's amazing for you to be emperors? The emperor can have double standards? Let me tell you, I am the pillar of the country. If you don't treat me better, I will I won't be an official for you in the future. I will go to the mountains and forests to live in seclusion."

"Be an official? What kind of official do you want to be?" Emperor Lu asked curiously.

Jing Yupeng said without hesitation: "At least it must be a cabinet scholar or something! I don't mind if you make me the chief assistant."

"You have a good idea!" Emperor Lu laughed in the dark, "Look at what you are doing now, you are clearly the bedside lady..." While speaking, the emperor realized that Jing Yupeng was a man, so he hurried He changed his words and said: "Little eunuch who is the bedroom secretary! If you work hard, you might be able to become the head of the palace."

Jing Yupeng was so angry that he wanted to kill the king.

Emperor Lu hurriedly said: "Officials in the previous dynasty had to pass the imperial examination first, and then get qualifications. Otherwise, I will make you a concubine, right?"

Jing Yu snorted twice, turned around and pointed her butt at Lu Nianxian to express her dissatisfaction.

Emperor Lu laughed and talked about the benefits of being a concubine.For example, the concubine's promotion is coming soon, as long as the emperor can please him, the emperor can always change the way to promote the concubine.For another example, those who can be named concubines should be beauties, while the gang in the cabinet are all shriveled old men.

Jing Yupeck covered his ears and said, "If you don't listen, don't listen, you bastard chant the scriptures."

The two fell asleep like this.Because my aunt is used to making breakfast at seven o'clock in the morning, the two of them got up at six o'clock the next morning.

There is no bathroom in the house, and the two need to wash their faces and brush their teeth in the yard.They were squatting there brushing their teeth when a big white goose charged at them aggressively.Jing Yu rolled her eyes, hid herself behind Lu Nianxian, and said tenderly, "Your Majesty, this little beast is the most fierce, and my concubine's uncle can use it as a watchdog... The concubine is so scared, Your Majesty, you must protect the concubine!"

General Lu: "..."

There is a villain in Jing Yupei's heart laughing with his hands on his hips.Haha, tell you to make me a concubine, see if I don't disgust you to death!

The fighting power of the big white goose is particularly strong, and Uncle Jing really uses it as a guard goose.General Lu can't really kill the big white goose, he can only fight and hide.Jing Yupeng still had to make small moves from time to time to slow him down.Soon, the two were chased by the big white goose and hid in the house.Jing Yupei continued to pinch his throat and said, "Your Majesty, you are so mighty and majestic, how can you take a mere goose into your eyes? The concubine is optimistic about the Emperor!"

The aunt who was cooking in the kitchen heard the movement in the living room, lowered her head and said to the uncle who was lighting the fire, "Cong Chong, have you watched too many TV shows?"

"He has been like this since he was a child. Do you remember? When he was four years old, he saw someone getting married on TV, so he turned out the red underwear I bought for our dad, put them on his head as a bride, and made a brand new pair He played with his underwear for a long time, and when he picked them up, they were all muddy..." The uncle said with a smile.

After being reminded by my uncle, my aunt immediately recalled this incident, and she was very happy.

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Jing Yupeng always finds ways to hide behind Lu Nianxian, and laughs when he sees Lu Nianxian being chased by the big white goose.

Emperor Lu secretly found the big white goose that could be used as a watchdog.

The big white goose doesn't have a name, so Emperor Lu specially gave it a name: "Dog, he is very happy to be coaxed by you, so I will make you a scholar of the Wenhua Palace, how about it?" It is to assist the prince, and Emperor Lu has no children yet, so this is just a vain job.

The freshly baked scholar of the Wenhua Palace groaned, and hit Emperor Lu's calf with lightning speed.

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