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To Shu Jiuhuai's ears, the kitten just gritted its teeth and repeated a few rhetorical questions, "I'm not good enough for you?", and then started to sulk.Shu Jiuhuai was very desperate about this, he had no idea why the kitten was angry.The ancients were right, but kittens and children are difficult to raise.

Because realizing that he is a pet in the family, this hurts the kitten's self-esteem.Later, he misunderstood what Shu Jiuhuai meant.So now, the kitten is desperately trying to do something so that he can stand out and become a patriarchal figure in the family.

But what can a kitten do?The kitten fell into deep thought.

In some early and less rigorous theories, labor was used to distinguish humans from animals.The central idea of ​​this theory is that the difference between humans and animals is that humans have the ability to create and transform labor.In "An Introduction to the Basic Principles of Marxism", it is stated that having subjective initiative is an important difference between humans and animals.Subjective initiative is also called conscious initiative, including three aspects of "thinking", "doing" and "mental state".

When the kitten thinks he is a cat, he doesn't think there is any problem eating Shu Jiuhuai's and living in Shu Jiuhuai's, because he is just a cat.For thousands of years, humans have raised cats with food, and in the eyes of cats, this is actually an honor they bestow on humans.

What more work do cats need?The cat thinks he is God!Human beings are nothing more than mere shit shovelers.

However, when a cat wants to keep a human in captivity, his perception of the world will quietly become different.He began to take the initiative to understand the world, so he reconstructed his world outlook, outlook on life and values.Moreover, he began to take the initiative to transform the world. As long as he really has a job, then this job is a part of his practice.If during this process his determination remains undiminished, then he is truly consciously active.In other words, his thinking mode finally began to move closer to human beings.

It can also be said that kittens have finally begun to "evolve" in the direction of humans.Mo Huaijun trapped himself in a small black room of thinking, he regarded himself as a cat.And when a cat wants to have a job, the little black house is pried open, and it gradually becomes impossible to trap him.

But the kitten hasn't figured out what he can do.Not having an ID card is flawed.

"I'm so cute, but cuteness can't be eaten." The kitten feels that the world is so ruthless, unjust, and vexatious, "Smooth hair, beautiful paws, and a healthy body...all of them can't be eaten. I have degenerated to the point where I have to use human technology for food."

These words must not be heard by humans (such as Xiao Zhou), otherwise even the good-tempered Xiao Zhou can't help but want to beat the cat!

The kitten hugged his notebook and started his first job, finding program bugs for major websites.

This job may not be very common in China. Even if you find a program bug for the website, the website may not pay you, because everyone has no concept of this aspect, but there are already mature ones in the world. model.There are many talented but poor people in India who rely on finding program bugs for various European and American websites to get paid, so as to save enough funds to leave India to study and start businesses in other countries.

For kittens, the job is simple and not illegal.

As long as the cat finds the bug and sends the specific situation to the specific email address of the website, the website will usually review it within a few working days. Once the review is passed, the money will be sent to the bank account provided by the cat.The kitten directly used Shu Jiuhuai's account.On the one hand, this is because the kitten does not have his own bank card, and on the other hand, it is because, in the kitten's view, the money he earns is for Shu Jiuhuai anyway.

Shu Jiuhuai continued to be busy with the promotion of his new album, and didn't notice what the kitten was doing for a while. He just felt that the kitten was suddenly not as clingy as before.Well, that's actually not true.It should be said that the kitten is not so clingy during the day, but at night he would knock on the door of Shu Jiuhuai's bedroom with his pillow in his arms, and said expressionlessly: "It's thundering, I'm a little scared, so can I sleep with you?"

"No!" Shu Jiuhuai closed the bedroom door.Hehe, it's winter, you really let God make a thunderbolt to try!

After a few days like this, Shu Jiuhuai received a text message from the bank informing him that he had received an international remittance.Shu Jiuhuai directly regarded this text message as a scammer.The number of the text message sent by the scammer using the fake base station can be exactly the same as the service number of the bank.Xiao Jiu is so witty, how could he be deceived?This remittance notice seemed to be the beginning, and several more payments came one after another.Xiao Jiu couldn't help but sighed in his heart, he felt that the current liar was really trying too hard!The liar is so motivated, he needs to work harder!

Xiao Jiu took the opportunity to pour himself a mouthful of chicken soup.

When the bank called Shu Jiuhuai because of multiple international remittances and told him to go to the bank to go through some necessary procedures, Shu Jiuhuai said without hesitation: "I know you are liars. Don't waste your time staring at me. I You will never be fooled!"

Xiao Jiu hung up the phone and blocked the number.

The kitten figured that his reward would arrive in the account, but he never saw Shu Jiuhuai expressing anything.He flipped through his little notebook, wondering for a while that he had made a mistake, didn't he make that money?The more I thought about it, the more I felt it made sense, so the kitten worked harder to make money.

When Shu Jiuhuai realized that all the remittances were real, he was stunned!He suspected that someone else had made a wrong remittance, that Fang Yue really wanted to borrow his bank card for something, that his brother had prepared a little surprise for him...he just never thought that it was the cat's reward.When Shu Jiuhuai told the story at the dinner table as a suspenseful incident, the kitten was so angry that he wanted to push Shu Jiuhuai into the bowl.

"Haven't you ever thought that it's all because of me?" Kitten said reservedly, waiting for the applause.

"You?" Shu Jiuhuai's eyes widened, "Oh, I see! Your relatives finally think of you? Is it because they went abroad that they didn't take you back? They think you're living in my house for nothing It’s a waste of time, it’s very embarrassing, so I sent some money over?”

"How do they know your bank card number and bank information?" Xiao Zhou asked.

"It's probably from my brother." Shu Jiuhuai said nonchalantly.

The kitten pushed away the chair and stood up, walked to Shu Jiuhuai's side, and directly lifted Shu Jiuhuai up.Although he always looks like a slender Japanese boy, in fact, it is more than enough to carry Shu Jiuhuai.The kitten threw Shu Jiuhuai into the Totoro sofa, and said with a sneer, "Eat and drink for nothing?"

"Wait, that's not what I meant! I'm just about to give all the money back to your relatives!" Shu Jiuhuai said quickly, "We are already good friends, right? So, I wish you could stay in my house all the time." Go! Let me tell you, your relative is using money to humiliate me!"

"Humiliate you with money?" Kitten continued to sneer.He tied Shu Jiuhuai's hands tightly with the long scarf Shu Jiuhuai had placed beside the sofa.

"Fuck! What do you want to do!" Shu Jiuhuai couldn't resist at all.

Xiao Zhou held his rice bowl and watched the scene silently.

Kitten... Kitten scratched Shu Jiuhuai's chin, then he looked at Shu Jiuhuai with a provocative look.

Shu Jiuhuai breathed a sigh of relief: "... Huh, I thought you were going to hit my balls."

kitten:"……"

Xiao Zhou:"……"

After finally figuring out that the money was earned by the kitten, Shu Jiuhuai held his face, pretending to be a flower of the motherland, and said, "Please continue to humiliate me with money!" In fact, he really doesn't lack the money , this is all to encourage the kitten to keep working hard.This is good for kittens.

But the kitten didn't know Shu Jiuhuai's kindness, and only felt that from this moment on, he really took on the responsibility of supporting his family.

The kitten said reservedly: "This is just a temporary job. I will find a job with a higher salary."

After the promotional period for the album passed, Shu Jiuhuai finally had a short vacation.Although Manager Zhang gave him a holiday, the variety shows he participated in recording will have their first broadcast one after another, so in the eyes of the public, he has not disappeared.In winter in the north, it is always cold outside, but warm inside the house.Shu Jiuhuai didn't go to other places to play, but went out to have a meal with Mr. Shu, and then stayed at home to play games.

When Jing Yupeng returned to the capital when he had time, he asked Shu Jiuhuai to meet for dinner.In the end, the meeting place was set at Shu Jiuhuai's villa.

"My God, how long have we not seen each other! Why is your face round?" Jing Yupeng asked with concern, "Is it edema?"

"No, it's just getting fat. Every time you get fat, your face gets fat first." Shu Jiuhuai was very depressed.In fact, his face is not rounded much, which doesn't even matter to ordinary people.But he, as the star to be on camera, is so round that it will become very obvious in the camera.

Jing Yu patted Shu Jiuhuai's shoulder to show his sympathy.

"My manager just talked about me yesterday. He even used Li Cheng as an example. Didn't Li Cheng date an outsider girlfriend? It is said that he is a top student at a key university and has already received a Ph. People are in good spirits on happy occasions, and now they are fatter than before. I watched his latest TV series, and his appearance has indeed declined..." Shu Jiuhuai shook his head and said, "I absolutely can't let myself become like him .”

"Well, we really need to keep exercising and eat a reasonable diet." Jing Yupeck said.

Shu Jiuhuai continued to shake his head: "No, I mean... I can't talk about girlfriends outside the circle. Oh, I can't change my name to Li." It's all because Li Cheng's name is not good, and it's all because it's not good to fall in love , That's why Li Cheng gained weight!Well, he must have learned from it!

Jing Yupeck: "..."

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I and my last stubborn, hold on to the food and never let it go.