Fox Fairy Little Matchmaker: Renewing the Frontier

Li Hanbing carefully wiped the corners of Ah Shui's mouth that was smudged because she suddenly raised her head, and said patiently to Ah Shui: "Hey, Ah Shui! I just bandaged all the wounds for you, you can't do it in a big way." Move, or it will hurt~"

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"Ok?"

Ah Shui turned her head to look at Li Hanbing with confused eyes, of course she didn't forget to add the porridge to her mouth, and stuffed her mouth bulgingly, just like a little hamster protecting food, she looked very innocent and special cute!

Li Hanbing's breathing was stagnant, and he was defeated after success. In the future, he can't preach when Ah Shui is eating, otherwise it would be too foul!

Seeing this, Yu Xiaowei, who was sitting on the side holding a fruit platter and eating fruit, was not to be outdone, she puffed her cheeks and looked at Ah Shui with her round eyes. A flash of light flashed in her mind. The more she wanted to talk, the more she was hindered by the mouth full of fruit, but she could only cover her mouth, frowning and chewing hard, chewing and chewing, and she would make a strange noise from time to time in her mouth However, there were too many fruits in his mouth just now, and he couldn't chew them all down for a while, which distracted Li Hanbing's attention a little.

Li Hanbing looked at Yu Xiaowei, who also looked like a child, and sighed, "Xiaowei, eat slowly too, no one will grab it from you, it's yours, be careful not to choke!"

"Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough...!" Sister Han Bing, you are poisonous!This crow's mouth is too clever!

Yu Xiaowei didn't even have time to turn her head. Half of the things in her mouth were sprayed on the table, and the other half was directly coughed to the ground by her. Just when she was caught off guard, her throat felt uncomfortable, and she coughed up all the things in her mouth. A mess on the ground...

Li Hanbing was also unexpected, after reacting, she twitched her mouth and came to Yu Xiaowei's side, ignoring the "corpse" of a large piece of fruit on the ground, and patted Yu Xiaowei's body to help her feel better.

What followed was really a coughing sound of wanting to cough up the lungs, which lasted for a long time in the living room, so long that Ah Shui swallowed the things in his mouth in fright, and then sat obediently on the chair and did not dare to move around. It was enough to make Yu Xiaowei's face flushed from coughing, her eyes were reddish, tears were hanging from the corners of her eyes, and her throat was burning with pain!

Seeing that Yu Xiaowei's cough had finally subsided, Li Hanbing heaved a sigh of relief and poured her a glass of warm water, "Be careful, drink little by little to moisten your throat."

"Ok!"

Yu Xiaowei's voice was almost hoarse, and she didn't dare to speak at all. She was afraid that there would be an urge to cough again in her throat, so she could only respond with a simple sound. Even so, she could easily recognize her The voice has changed a bit!

Yu Xiaowei finally regained her strength after drinking a few sips of warm water. She breathed a sigh of relief. She also had lingering fears about her just now.

Yu Xiaowei put the water glass on the still clean table and said, "Han, cough, sister Han Bing, cough, when did your crow's mouth become so powerful?!" She asked with a smile mixed with sporadic coughing sounds

When Li Hanbing opened his mouth and was about to answer (turn back), Ah Shui, who was sitting on the chair next to him and had been watching earnestly, tilted his head and said, "...dead...so...Mom...!"

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After being stunned for a moment, Li Hanbing finally figured out what Ah Shui wanted to express, she turned around quickly, "Pfft!" A distorted laughter sounded in the living room before it could be muffled, and her body was always in the , for fear that others would not know that she was snickering!

Yu Xiaowei exploded in an instant, "Li, cough, cough, cough...cough, Wucao cough...cough cough..." She held her chest and lowered her head, coughing non-stop, she was about to cry Well, is she unable to speak today? Sure enough, she shouldn't be able to speak! QAQ, I choked on the fruit first, and now I choked on my own saliva, this is simply a nightmare!It's like being cursed!

After a long time, Yu Xiaowei, who had calmed down her excitement, consciously controlled her cough until her eyes were blurred, and finally the sound of coughing was no longer heard in her ears. She blinked, and two tears flowed from the corners of her eyes along her rosy cheeks Sliding over her smooth chin and dripping onto her hands, the world became clear again in an instant. The goal was that Sister Han Bing was holding the water and was looking at her face worriedly. Yu Xiaowei took the water glass with a smile, Drank half a glass of water to moisten the troubled throat

Then he said with a hoarse smile, "Thank you, Sister Han Bing~cough!"

"Sure enough, the only sound made by this abnormal voice is the kind with its own reverberation and various BUFF bonuses~ Ah~ What a sad discovery~ Cough!"

Li Hanbing was relieved to see that she was still able to play tricks like this, but when it was time to say it, Li Hanbing would never soften his mouth, "You should drink more water to let your throat rest for a while, and you were choked twice in a row..." The corner of Li Hanbing's mouth There was an arc that ordinary people couldn't see. It was obvious that Yu Xiaowei choked twice in a row just now and she couldn't help but want to laugh, but Li Hanbing went on to say that the connection was perfect, "seriously irritated the throat, so Recently, you'd better eat less spicy food, don't talk loudly, go to bed early, and let your throat rest..."

OH——NO!

On the surface, Yu Xiaowei is still smiling and listening to Li Hanbing's lecture seriously (turning on the doctor mode), but the villain in her heart has already started to hit the wall with her head covered, hitting the wall madly, but the magic voice is still stubbornly drilling into her ears, Yu Xiaowei's inner villain has already fainted in the toilet

In order to make her ears feel better, the light in her mind resurfaced, and she remembered what she wanted to say just before she was choked!

"Wait, Sister Han Bing! I know the meaning of the inexplicable words that Ah Shui responded to you in the toilet earlier!"

Um?Li Hanbing immediately stopped talking and asked curiously, "Oh~ what does that mean?" If you know, maybe you can communicate with Ah Shui and try to see if it can restore her sanity...

Yu Xiaowei was immediately elated when she saw the effect, and the villain cheered in her heart, but she said proudly on the face, "Ah Shui is delirious and her language skills are limited, and her words are often confused, and she cares about things differently from normal people." It's different, just like when you call her name in the bathroom, according to normal people's thinking, she must respond to you first, but Ah Shui is not, she hears your voice first, and then realizes that you are there Call her by name, then put the seven words Ah Shui said, 'no', 'voice', 'it's me', 'um', and rearrange the order of these seven words to get the meaning, 'the voice is wrong', "Yeah, it's me." First you said that you called her by the wrong name, then it means that there is a person in her memory who often calls her by that name, so she will subconsciously compare the voices before responding~! How~ how~ ! Do you admire my reasoning ability~ Well! There is always only one truth, and I am the famous detective Yu Xiaowei~”

With Yu Xiaowei's reasoning, Li Hanbing thought of more, Ah Shui may be a little delirious, but she can also distinguish good from bad at the same time, maybe she still has some sporadic memories that have not been completely lost...

However, Li Hanbing also admires Yu Xiaowei's reasoning. Just as she was about to praise the other party, she saw that Yu Xiaowei was stuck in her own brain, and she lost the desire to continue interjecting. Don't talk to her when Zhonghe suffers from the Second Second Disease, otherwise it will be out of control, ranging from contagious brain twitches to contagious, severe Second Second Disease infection, no matter which one will be indelible Black History...!

Li Hanbing turned to Ah Shui as if nothing had happened, and said, "Ah Shui, eat more, if you don't have enough."

"Huh? Hmm..."

Ah Shui seemed to understand but continued to eat

"Hey, hello!..."

Yu Xiaowei, who was left behind when she saw no one was paying attention to her, returned to normal and frowned. She was very sad that no one was paying attention to her. How come no one knows how to appreciate the brains of geniuses... Ah, it really is the loneliness of a master ~

Yu Xiaowei looked at Ah Shui who was eating breakfast in a normal way, and suddenly remembered something very important, she bit her lower lip and looked at Li Hanbing and said, "Sister Hanbing, you are going to work tomorrow, so what about Ah Shui?" manage?!"

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Li Hanbing froze, turned her head and looked at Yu Xiaowei covering her face in disbelief, "Hey! Really, don't tell me I didn't think of this problem at all. When I was in Xiaohei alley before, I just took him home because of the special situation. Now, I can consciously avoid the camera, and I don't dislike her dirty body and carry her upstairs alone..."

"The seventh floor, why did I have the courage to choose to go up? I could think of bathing her, treating her wounds, and cooking for her! I thought of everything! Only I didn't think that she would have problems with her sanity... ...!"

Li Hanbing collapsed and buried herself in her arms and started to say again in a muffled voice, "I just wanted to go home and go to bed quickly. At that time, it seemed that her injuries were not particularly serious, and her bones were still intact. Although she appeared a little It's suspicious, but I didn't think too much about it and brought him back..."

"It was only when I was in the bathroom that I realized that she was different. She had the ability to absorb water. Later, I hurriedly applied medicine to her wound and changed her clothes. I didn't even have time to pack the medicine box before I fell asleep. !"

"I was frightened by her ultra-low body temperature this morning. I thought there was something wrong with the way I treated the wound, and then you came at such a coincident moment..."

"Throw her into the bathtub to soak in water, the light tube burst, and then I found out that she was unconscious after waking up..."

"To be honest, this series of messy things happened in just a few hours, and I didn't have time to think about other things at all! If you don't tell me, I guess I will be completely stupid by tomorrow...Fortunately, fine!"

Now Li Hanbing herself didn't know what she was talking about, and she was filled with infinite remorse, why didn't she think about what happened after saving someone...

How could a delirious person like Ah Shui leave her alone at home with confidence!What's more, her origin is unknown, and it may be related to the wonder of the Nine Stars Lianzhu. Even if it is not, it must have a great relationship with it. Maybe they will take her back to study, those people only see the saying that experiments do not kill people... If they really want to, it would be terrible!

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The quietness in the room made people feel a surge of pressure, but the three people in the room seemed to ignore the outside world and fell into their own world.

Yu Xiaowei was very proud when she saw Li Hanbing's shocked expression which was different from before, but later, following Li Hanbing's incoherent narration, she couldn't help but gnawed her thumb and began to meditate.

Not to mention Li Hanbing, she buried herself in her arms and took advantage of the darkness in front of her to think about a lot of extended topics, but she still thought about how to deal with this adult who is full of dangerous and accidental stars!

The two successfully played the role of the sculpture's motionless meditation

Ah Shui is probably the most heartless among them, she doesn't care about her stay... Well, maybe she didn't understand anything, uh, or it would be more appropriate if she didn't listen to anything. ...

Ah Shui had already eaten the breakfast in the bowl, but she was patiently scraping the remaining porridge water on the bowl, little by little, her eyes were shining brightly when she was scraping, and she seemed very excited. It's like getting a new fun toy!

ah--!Yu Xiaowei said that she was going crazy... It didn't matter whether she stayed here, took her to work or let her go! ORZ!Why is she here!

Yu Xiaowei, who felt that any method was inappropriate, put down her tortured thumb, which was already aching, and she gave up. Thinking about this kind of thing is really not suitable for her, and her brain is about to explode...

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and many more!

In ancient times, there were three cobblers who were better than Zhuge Liang. The witty Yu Xiaowei thought it didn’t matter if she didn’t think of it herself. It’s okay for Sister Hanbing to think about it. She can express her completely unreliable ideas to promote Li Hanbing’s way of thinking, although This method will sacrifice her IQ in the eyes of Sister Han Bing, but it is still a method, isn't it, maybe it will be unexpectedly useful...

So with Yu Xiaowei's heroic expression on her face, she said, "Sister Han Bing, why don't you go to work tomorrow and just throw Ah Shui in the bathroom and soak it in the water."

!Hearing this, Li Hanbing straightened up and looked at Yu Xiaowei with strange eyes. She really couldn't bear to complain, "Xiaowei...Although it is true that Ah Shui can absorb water, that is just her ability. Before that, you...was Didn't you forget that she is still a human? She is a human, so she will be hungry..."

Li Hanbing took Ah Shui's clean bowls that didn't need to be washed, put them in front of Yu Xiaowei to show her, and continued, "Let's not mention how much it will cost me for her to absorb the water for a day. She If she doesn't eat for a day and only stays in such a small bathroom, what if she faints from hunger or gets claustrophobic? Don't say normal people can't do it, even if she can do it, but she's just a delirious child..."

Ah Shui, who was robbed of the bowl, held up her chopsticks and glanced at Li Hanbing in a daze, but she couldn't understand what they were talking about, so she could only play with her chopsticks boredly.

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Although I know that Sister Han Bing can speak well when she is normal, but I never expected that even though Sister Han Bing didn't say it clearly, why does she feel that she is already despising her IQ? Boom, it's really hard to be a good person these days!

Yu Xiaowei continued to speak fearlessly with tears streaming down her face in her heart, "Then you can cook the food for her in advance, and if she doesn't like it, then order takeaway for her directly, don't say anything hot, just open the door and get it Just one click, how convenient, as long as you tell her such a simple thing a few times, she will be fine if she understands it. If it doesn’t work, give her a few practice exercises today to let her get used to it, she’s just sane It's not stupid to be unclear, uh!...Hmm! Wait, it seems to be really stupid! TAT!"

OMG!The image she has maintained for many years, her wit, are they about to be destroyed today? Ah~everything is just a cloud, that is the virtue of going~Can you die later, and make an appointment together!

"Oh, takeaway is definitely not good. When the takeaway comes, she will be immersed in her own world...or she will be directly seen by someone with malicious intentions. Who will be responsible for what happens? You have to know that she is still alive now It's just a black household, as for me to cook for her, the feasibility is also low!"

"The other thing is that people who are delirious should not let her stay at home alone, because no one knows what they will do. Once they are immersed in their own world, there are very few things from the outside world that can disturb them..." As Li Hanbing said, she turned her head and looked at Ah Shui, who was twirling the chopsticks with both hands in a flexible pattern, a little admired that her two fingers could be so flexible and coordinated, it was incredible!

Yu Xiaowei also followed Li Hanbing's gaze, she was a little dull, so powerful!really!She sniffed her nose with a wooden face and continued to speak unscrupulously, "I said just now that I thought of hiring a nanny, but then I thought, Sister Han Bing, you have always disliked nanny, and you hate strangers coming to your house , so I didn't say anything, so sister Han Bing, have you already decided that you don't want her to stay at home alone, and then sister Han Bing is going to take her to work in the hospital?"

Originally, Yu Xiaowei was trying to communicate with Li Hanbing step by step to stimulate her inspiration, but now she feels that it is completely unnecessary. She probably thought of all the sisters Han Bing she thought of, and also thought of the unexpected sister Han Bing, so she just came to buy A wave of stupidity, she felt a little stupid, she really didn't come to be funny... QAQ

Li Hanbing looked at Ah Shui, who had a smirk and a serious expression on his face because of his high concentration and unconsciously restrained himself, his eyes lit up, and he said with a smile, "Well, that's what I thought before, but I have been a little troubled and don't know what to do. But I think this trouble is gone now, just watch it tomorrow~"

Yu Xiaowei was a little confused: "Ah??" What's going on, Sister Han Bing actually played charades with her, Yu Xiaowei stretched out Erkang's hand in her heart and shouted wildly, the baby is suffering!

Undeterred Yu Xiaowei looked back and forth between the two of them several times and found no important information, which really made her heart ache, obviously Sister Han Bing was not like this before!

Heartbroken!Sister Han Bing!

Yu Xiaowei sighed in her heart, and tidied up the battlefield on the table in shame, and Li Hanbing, as the master, led Ah Shui to the sofa and tidied up together.

Tsk tsk, the battlefield is really intense!

At some point where the two of them didn't pay attention, Ah Shui stopped the movement of his hands, staring at the scene where the two were cleaning the table together in exceptional harmony, unconsciously knocking on the sofa with his hands and tilting his head, he was confused.

The author has something to say:

OK, just in time for dinner

Cough

If there is no accident in the next chapter, the two will probably meet, um, that's it