Monk, let go of that little zombie

After coming out of the playground, Chu Xia was unhappy, and instead of taking an ugly photo of the end of winter, he took an ugly photo of himself.I wanted to get the phone and delete the picture, but I didn't expect that the monk would be very skilled in entering WeChat, added a group with his WeChat, and sent his photo into it.

The group name is: Shangling Temple.

Xia Chu: "..."

It never occurred to him that the old-fashioned late winter was quite proficient in playing social apps on mobile phones.

Mo Dong returned the phone to Chu Xia, ignoring the latter's expression of gnashing teeth, and slightly hooked the corners of his lips: "Be hungry, go have lunch."

At the beginning of Xia Xia, the cloudy weather immediately turned sunny. When I entered a restaurant, Chu Xia frantically ordered according to the menu. I ordered all the meat on the menu, and didn’t touch any vegetarian food.

Mo Dong let him finish ordering, then turned to the waiter and said, "Nothing he said just now, I want all the rest of the vegetarian dishes."

Xia Chu: "..."

The waiter was stunned for a full two seconds, then turned to look at Xia Chu with a strange look in his eyes, since he didn't want it, why did he order them all, to show off his eloquence?

She doesn't understand the handsome guy's world.

After the dishes were served, Mo Dong made a bowl of soup and put it in front of Xia Chu: "Eat."

Xia Chu took it and drank it in one gulp. He didn't expect the monk to agree with him to eat meat. The reason why he read it again was because he wanted to recite it in his mouth, as if he had eaten it in this way, to satisfy his hunger.

In the middle of the meal, a group of two people walked into the shop and sat down at the table next to Xia Chu. The two of them were very loud, and Xia Chu frowned frequently.

With a wide face, he said: "MMP, let me tell you, the idiot upstairs, what's wrong with raising a chicken, if you raise a chicken, you should raise a chicken. Well, every night at three o'clock in the middle of the night, it must be called, it's annoying to death, I haven't slept well for a week because of the noise."

Surprised with a long face: "You are so arrogant, go knock on the door and find the master."

"Speaking of this, I'm even angrier." He slapped the wide face on the table, "I went to knock on the door during the day, and guess what? I just knocked on the door for half an hour and didn't answer. I didn't answer the door during the day, but I knocked at night. The door isn't hard, fuck me."

"In this case, call the police!"

"Reported." Kuanlian said angrily, "I thought there was no one in the room, but when the police came to call the door, it opened. A man, about 20, wrapped in a bed sheet, told him his dick Disturbing the people, he said he didn't raise chickens, and he couldn't find any chickens after searching for a long time."

"He stewed the chicken?" asked Thin Face.

Kuanlian gritted his teeth: "I thought the same at the time. I wanted to teach that idiot a lesson, but the police were there, and the rooster was gone, so I just let it go. As a result, at three o'clock in the evening, the rooster crowed again."

"The next day I went to a locksmith to break open his door directly. The idiot was still sleeping. I asked him where the chicken was, and he pretended to be stupid again, saying that he didn't raise any chickens. I searched around and couldn't find any chickens. This idiot must be in Hide the chicken somewhere during the day and bring it back at night."

"Fuck, it's so wicked, what about the others, why don't you join forces and look for them together?"

"I've looked for it, I've been watching every day, and I haven't seen this idiot go out, but I can't find the chicken."

The long face rubbed his arms: "Why did you say it so mysterious...Are you sure it's a chicken?"

"Of course," Wide Face poured down a glass of wine, "clucking and clucking in the middle of the night, like an old hen laying eggs, and I can still hear the flapping of wings, it's not a chicken or something."

"Why did he do this, simply quarreling you with chickens to sleep?"

"Who knows what that psychopath is thinking, one day he made me anxious, and I chopped him up."

……

Xia Chu's heart moved, he took two bottles of juice and walked to the next door, sat down on the empty chair, and handed the juice to the two, each with a bottle.

He asked Kuanlian curiously: "Brother, is there really such an annoying chicken that crows at a fixed time every day?"

With fruit juice as a bribe, coupled with Xia Chu's long-term likability, his attitude is also very natural, and he has a wide face and complains about the chicken to Xia Chu without saying a word.

Xia Chu said: "Are you sure it's a hen, not a rooster?"

Wide-faced stare: "Little brother, aren't you burying me? I can't hear the sound of a rooster and a hen."

Xia Chu had an idea in his mind, and then he began to get closer to Kuan Mian. After chatting for a while, he asked Kuan Mian for his address, and Kuan Mian immediately became a little wary. People who had just met were not familiar enough to give the address.

"Brother, we are all brothers when we are away from home." Xia Chu's eyes glowed with sincerity, as if he really regarded the broad-faced man in front of him as a close elder brother, "It's rare that we chatted so speculatively. It's not easy to be two true friends, my home is in XXXX, you can come to my home to play anytime you have the opportunity in the future."

The address that Chu Xia mentioned was a relatively well-known neighborhood. He looked at him with a wide face, and then looked at Dong Mo who was eating quietly not far away. .My uncle was very generous. When I was an adult, he gave me a Ferrari."

Just like that, relying on his clever mouth, Xia Chu successfully gained the trust of Kuanlian and asked for his home address.

After the meal, Xia Chu and Dong Mo walked out of the restaurant, Xia Chu said: "I think that chicken is probably the hen I raised."

"It's not impossible." Mo Dong replied, that's why he didn't stop Xia Chu from talking to those two people.

However, he, who watched the whole process, once again saw how clever Xia Chu's mouth can be.

His eyes subconsciously fell on Xia Chu's lips. The latter's lips were full and moist. He was biting the straw of the juice at the moment. The white straw was folded on his lower lip, making his lips look as red as blood.

And because the corners of her lips are naturally upturned, even when Chu Xia is not smiling, she still looks like she is smiling, and when matched with those big eyes, if you want to deceive people, you must deceive one by one.

Mo Dong's eyes flickered slightly, and he looked away.

Half an hour later, the two arrived at the address that Kuan-face had mentioned. After all, Kuan-face kept his mind on it, and only said which neighborhood and which building they were in, without specifying the house number.

Xia Chu said: "Do you search layer by layer?"

The reason why he had to come was that Xia Chu suspected that the noisy hen was raised by him and was taken away by the peacock demon.

Second, let the hen crow in the middle of the night, causing the neighbors around to be unable to sleep. This kind of bad move really has the style of a peacock demon.

Dong Mo looked down the floor, and for a moment, he pulled a hair from the top of Xia Chu's head, and Xia Chu held his head and yelled, "Why are you pulling my hair so well?"

Mo Dong was silent, a small advertisement was pasted on the wall next to him, Mo Dong tore off one, wrapped Xia Chu's hair in it, and then folded a thousand paper cranes.

Tap the Thousand Paper Crane's eyes twice with the fingertip, and the paper crane's wings moved and flew out from Dongmo's fingertip.

Xia Chu watched the paper cranes fly upstairs: "What are you doing now?"

Dong Mo: "Wait."

At the same time, [-]

The man who was lying on the bed leisurely watching the drama frowned suddenly, looked out of the window, and after a while, he said: "Ugly chicken, your master is here."

There was a hen-like doll standing on the bedside table. The doll suddenly moved and made a soft voice: "Hey...that's not... ok...I... ok...Master..."