Monk, let go of that little zombie

"My ring! My ring is gone!"

Outside the Baohua Hall of Shangling Temple, among the crowd of tourists, there was a piercing roar suddenly. An aunt in a floral dress and a shawl on her shoulders waved her hand in place, "Guide! Guide! My ring was stolen!" Steal!"

Xia Chu, who was leading the team at the front, turned around and came over: "Sister Liu, what's going on?"

Sister Liu shook her chubby right hand. On five fingers, except for the middle finger, the other four fingers were wearing gemstone rings.As she swayed, the sunlight reflected on several gemstone rings made Xia Chu's eyes hurt.

"Someone hit me just now, and the ring was gone after the collision!" Sister Liu pointed at her middle finger, spit flying all over the place, "The one that was stolen was my favorite ruby ​​ring. I bought it for [-] yuan!"

The black line at the beginning of Xia, when he got off the car, he asked Sister Liu to take off the ring, don't wear so many, so as not to reveal her wealth.

But the other party said that this is the Shangling Temple, and there will never be such dregs as thieves, so he refused to listen to dissuasion and insisted on wearing all ten fingers.

At this moment, only one is missing. She is lucky. Xia Chu resisted the urge to roll her eyes, lifted Sister Liu's right hand and sniffed, her nose moved slightly, and then she cast her eyes in a diagonal direction, and the one who was looking here mustache on.

Early Xia ran towards Mustache.

Mustache froze for a moment, then turned around and ran wildly after realizing it.

Mustache is a habitual thief and is very familiar with the terrain. He specializes in sneaking into the crowd. The other party is daring. While being chased by Xia Chu, he steals another mobile phone and shows off to Xia Chu with his actions.

Xia Chu was so angry that he glanced at the railing next to him, and fell directly from the three-meter-high railing. The person rolled on the ground, let go of the momentum, and when he stood up again, he was already in front of the mustache .

"Bring it!" Xia Chu stretched out his hand.

Mustache looked confused, looked at Chu Xia, and then at the three-meter-high railing, damn, is this a spring?

"Bring me what, I don't understand what you're talking about, what the hell are you doing running with me all the way?" Seeing that he couldn't run away from the spring in front of him, the mustache was also smart, and began to mess around.

Xia Chu is most familiar with this routine, delaying time and waiting for his accomplice to arrive, he and the other party are so stupid, they directly bully him, and sweep the mustache out with a sweeping leg.

The mustache rolled on the ground several times, and when he got up, his eyes were red, he took out the folding knife from his body, and rushed towards Xia Chu with teeth and claws.

Xia Chu snorted coldly, and kicked out again, this time with a little more strength, his mustache hit the edge of the wishing pool in the distance, startling the surrounding tourists.

"It's okay, I'm catching the thief." Xia Chuchao reassured the startled tourist, walked over, and waved his finger at Mustache.

The struggling little beard clutching his chest on the ground glared at Chu Xia bitterly, and finally reluctantly took out the ruby ​​ring from his pocket and threw it back to Chu Chu.

Xia Chu took it: "There are more."

Mustache took out the phone again.

Just as Xia Chu bent down to take it, a gust of bad wind came from behind him. He reflexively dodged sideways, and the mustache on the ground seized the opportunity and suddenly burst into flames. He stabbed Xia Chu's neck with a pocket knife.

Fuck!

At the critical moment, Xia Chu leaned back and narrowly avoided the blade. At the same time, with the sound of "Amitabha", Mustache cried out in pain, and the pocket knife fell to the ground.

When Xia Chu got up again, he saw Mustache clasping his arms and screaming, and the long hair who had sneaked up on him also fell to the ground and screamed.

A group of monks came over, and the leader, Chao Xia Chu, saluted: "The important place of Buddhism, the benefactor was surprised."

Four monks came out of the queue, pulled the mustache and long hair away, and Xia Chu went back to give the ruby ​​ring to Sister Liu.Sister Liu immediately smiled like a sunflower, and then squeaked, imprinting a big red lip on Xia Chu's cheek. The speed was so fast that Xia Chu didn't even realize it.

……

After finishing today's work, carrying Night Breeze under his arm, Xia Chu returned to the hut he rented, and counted the four red notes he earned today, quite satisfied.

After stroking his belly, he walked into the kitchen. There was a hen tied up in the corner of the kitchen. When the hen, which was still sitting quietly, saw him, it immediately blew up like a mouse seeing a cat.

"Hey, I haven't touched you yet, why are you jumping." Xia Chu pulled out the knife from the knife holder, seeing this, the hen jumped even more fiercely.

Xia Chu: "At any rate, I raised you for a week and made you fat and fat. I'm very hungry now. It's time to repay me, isn't it?"

The hen shook her head frantically as if she understood.

Xia Chu: "..."

One person and one chicken looked at each other, Xia Chu was defeated, he put the knife back on the knife holder, went to the room to get a syringe, and then returned to the kitchen.

The hen calmed down after seeing the syringe, and showed her neck very sensiblely.

Xia Chu: "..." This is so refined, isn't it!

Three tubes of blood were drawn into the glass, Xia Chu took out a basin, filled it with ice cubes, and then put the glass in to freeze.

Then I went to the refrigerator and took out a piece of bloody steak, put it on the fire and put it in the pan, and when the oil in the pan was hot, I put the steak in, and there was a sizzling sound immediately.

After frying until half-ripe, Chuxia put the steak on a plate, brought it into the living room, and then took out the iced cup, turned on the TV, cut to the soap opera he likes to watch, and stuffed the steak into his mouth while having a drink Chilled chicken blood in a cup.

Xia Chu narrowed his eyes and let out a comfortable sigh.

It's a pity - he looked at the cup regretfully, and it was gone after just a few sips.

After a while, Xia Chu turned his eyes to the kitchen a little unwillingly, his heart was ready to move, but thinking of the obedience of the hen when it was drawing blood just now, he was shaken again.

"Let's take care of it again."

After the meal, Chu Xia cleaned the dishes and did a few stretching exercises in the house to digest the food. Feeling almost done, he took his pajamas and went to the bathroom to take a shower.

When undressing, Xia Chu habitually touched his neck, but it was empty.

Xia Chu's face immediately changed. He wore a copper coin around his neck, which was specially refined by his adoptive father to cover up his corpse's aura.

Although he is now in the crowd and full of popularity, unless he is a very powerful big shot, no one will see through his identity.But not afraid of ten thousand, just in case, he must get the copper coins back.

At the beginning of Xia, he thought carefully about the places he had been to today, and finally settled on the Wishing Pool in Shangling Temple.

He only moved his hands there, and after thinking about it, it should be that mustache cut the rope around his neck with a jackknife.The copper coin was just an ordinary piece of small copper coin strung together with a black string. It was worthless at first glance, so no one would pick it up.

No matter what, he had to look for it, Xia Chu picked up the key and went out.

An hour later, Xia Chu arrived at Shangling Temple, but now Shangling Temple is closed.

Either he waits for the door to open tomorrow morning, or sneaks in now. After thinking about it for two seconds, Xia Chu decisively chooses the latter, so that he can find the copper coins sooner and feel at ease sooner.

Looking at the five-meter-high fence, Xia Chu chose a relatively secluded fence, took two steps in place, tapped the wall three times with his toes, swam up the wall like a gecko, and then lightly Quietly jumped down.

The whole action is smooth and smooth, in one go.

The monks in Shangling Temple will have evening classes at night, so the sound of reciting Buddhist scriptures can be heard from all over the temple, humming, buzzing, and the beginning of Xia is dizzy.

——That's why he doesn't like temples very much. If it weren't for the fact that the job of a tour guide makes a lot of money, he wouldn't lead a team to Shangling Temple.

Turning left and right, Xia Chu arrived at the place where he was arguing with Mustache in the daytime based on his memory.I searched around the wishing pool and its surroundings, but did not find any shadow of copper coins.

Was it picked up by someone?

Xia Chu took two steps back and forth on the spot. After thinking for a while, he reproduced the movements he had made during the day when he was fighting with Mustache. After repeating, he turned his gaze to the wishing pool.

He was by the wishing pool at that time, and when the moustache knife swung over, he lowered his waist to avoid it. If the rope of the copper coin had been broken at that time, the copper coin would most likely be thrown into the wishing pool as he lowered his waist.

At the beginning of Xia, I went to the wishing pool. There was a Buddha statue in the middle of the wishing pool. The water in the pool was very shallow. Through the water surface, you could clearly see that the bottom of the pool was full of coins, piled up in a thick layer.

Xia Chu said sorry to the Buddha statue, rolled up his trouser legs and got into the water, and began to grope slowly.Finding coins among piles of coins was a real test of his patience.

After searching for more than ten minutes, in the distance, Xia Chu heard footsteps walking this way—it was a monk who was going back to rest after homework. He quickly lay down on the wall of the pool, and continued to explore after the monk left.

After more than ten minutes, there was still no whereabouts of the copper coins. Xia Chu became a little anxious, and couldn't help but move a little wider: "Grandma, bear, where the hell are you!"

After the words fell, Xia Chu heard a cold voice behind him: "Amitabha, the land of Buddhism, how can you allow a zombie to run wild?"

Early Xia:? ? ?

Before he could react, a golden light flashed in front of his eyes, and a strong suction came from behind him. After a while of spinning, he fell to the ground with a bang, and he grinned in pain.

Rubbing his waist and getting up from the ground, Xia Chu looked at the dark walls around him, and then saw the light above his head. It was obvious that he had been thrown into a deep pit, and he couldn't help shouting: "Fuck, your uncle, Where is this!"

A moment later, a handsome and handsome face appeared on top of his head, his eyes remained unchanged, and his thin lips parted slightly: "Amitabha, the place you are staying in now is the poor monk's bowl."

Xia Chu had an expression of 'you're fucking kidding me'.

The two looked at each other, and after five seconds, Xia Chu realized that the monk was right—otherwise, how could he see such a big face from his perspective, which was magnified dozens of times.

So instead of zooming in, he zoomed out.

No, why is this scene so familiar? Xia Chu frowned and thought about it. A second later, his face completely darkened——Didn't the thousand-year-old White Snake Demon be taken away by the bowl in Fa Hai's hand? !

No, no, the most important thing now is that this monk can see through his real body! !

It's over, it's time to play Dafa.

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ps: At the end of winter, he is a monk with hair. He is not bald, but has hair on his head. He is a beautiful monk!