Monk, let go of that little zombie

Xia Chu remembered that Dong Mo was obviously not at the center of the incident, but two seats away from him, how could he be as embarrassed as he was at the center of the incident?

Mo Dong laughed helplessly at him, because the incident happened suddenly, and he was two seats away from Chu Xia. The 'enthusiastic' passengers moved quickly, and before he could react, Chu Xia was already surrounded by the crowd.

He wanted to enter the center of the siege and rescue Xia Chu. As a monk, he should not do anything to ordinary people, so Dong Mo kept restraining himself and wanted to save Xia Chu with his own strength.

However, two fists were no match for four hands, and he finally had to use Dharma. He sighed in his heart, and before everyone could react, Dong Mo walked up to the little girl's mother and hugged Xiao Qi back.

He glanced calmly at the surrounding crowd: "Can you calm down?"

"The little monkey has a wound on its head, so it must be caused by the owner's abuse?" His eyes fell on the mother of the little girl who provoked the incident, "If your child has a wound on his body, can I also conclude that it is you?" abuse?"

"How is it possible!" The woman retorted, pulling the little girl beside her tight, "How could I possibly hurt my child!"

Dongmo stopped talking, just looked at them quietly.

Under his gaze, many people showed embarrassment and lowered their heads in shame. They seemed to be a little impulsive just now, and they haven't figured out the situation yet.

The woman was stuck and wanted to say something, but the little girl pulled her and cried, "Mom, I'm afraid."

Someone raised doubts: "What happened to the wound on the monkey's head? He didn't do it, why didn't you take the monkey to see it! You look like dogs in your clothes, it's impossible that you don't even have money for the treatment."

Xia Chu looked coldly at the person who spoke, he remembered this person, he was the most ruthless just now, and there was still some pain in his back at the moment.

Just as he was about to speak, Xiao Qi suddenly climbed onto his shoulders, rubbed his hair affectionately, showed with gestures that it had a good relationship with Chu Xia, and explained to those people with gestures.

Xia Chu suddenly lost interest, and spent so much time arguing with this group of people about what to do.

A group of two hundred and five, no waste of his time.

He greeted Dong Mo: "Let's get out of the car."

"Okay." Dong Mo nodded.

In the chaos just now, Dong Mo was still protecting the bag in his hand from being torn apart, which made it difficult for him.Xia Chu took the initiative to bring the bag over, just arrived at the station, he and Dong Mo got out of the car under the gaze of everyone in the car.

Both of them were in a state of embarrassment. Xia Chu felt uncomfortable looking at Dong Mo's messy suit, so he dragged Dong Mo into the bathroom of the subway.

The two adjusted their clothes, only then did Dongmo realize that a strand of hair on the top of his head was curled up, and he stretched out his hand to press it back, and when he withdrew his hand, the hair curled up again.

Dong Mo's hand stopped in the air in embarrassment.

Xia Chu, who was taking care of himself in the mirror, saw Dong Mo's movements in the mirror, and with a 'poof—', he held his stomach and laughed again.

Dong Mo's face was darkened by his smile, and the tips of his ears turned red slightly. He frowned, and said sternly, "Don't laugh anymore!"

Chu Xia laughed even louder.

Dong Mo turned his head expressionlessly, wet his hands with water expressionlessly, and pressed down his hair again expressionlessly.

This time, with the blessing of water, the poked hair finally stopped sticking up, and Dong Mo's slightly tense body suddenly relaxed.

Xia Chu propped his hands on the sink, his head drooped, and his shoulders kept shaking.

Mo Dong sighed tiredly, and stopped talking to him.

He turned his head to look at Xiao Qi who was squatting on the sink with drooping eyebrows, his face was full of mourning, and he said lightly: "Don't worry about it, it's none of your business."

Xiao Qi raised her head and squeaked twice, if it wasn't for it, could Xia Chu be beaten.

Xia Chu finally stopped laughing, raised his head and slapped Xiaoqi's buttocks, and then grabbed it on the face: "Master, I haven't lost face yet, why are you so embarrassed! Be happy, look at the bad luck. "

The blood hole on Xiaoqi's head was caused by Ma Xiong's refining of the puppet monkey. The hospital can't cure it at all, so he can only raise it slowly and wait for it to recover on its own.

That's why Xia Chu and Dong Dong didn't send it to the hospital, and Xia Chu was not cruel enough not to treat the wound of the new recruit.

Xiao Qi held his face in his hands, with an aggrieved expression on his face.

"What cuteness!" Xia Chu rolled his eyes.

The two of them walked out of the bathroom, and Xia Chu suddenly said, "Monk, wait a minute."

At the end of winter, stop.

"The collar is not finished yet, I am convinced of you." Chu Xia approached Dong Mo and rearranged the folded collar at the back of Dong Mo's neck, and finally patted Dong Mo's shoulder, "Okay, let's go." chant."

Dong Mo didn't speak, but the hand hanging by his side couldn't help but clenched tightly.

Exiting the subway exit, Xia Chu saw a pedestrian next to him making a call with his mobile phone, and suddenly jumped up: "Oh!"

It happened that someone was passing behind him, and Dong Mo pulled him over quickly to prevent him from being hit.

"What's wrong?" Dongmo asked.

Xia Chu said angrily, "I forgot to pick up my phone!"

Although the screen was trampled, it can continue to be used with another screen. The latest big pear he bought with a month's salary makes him very angry when he thinks about it.

Instructions at the end of winter: "Mobile phones radiate a lot, and using less is good for your health."

Xia Chu: "..."

He gave Dongmo a standard hehe smile, but he really couldn't understand the strange brain circuit of this monk: "Please, I'm a zombie, do you think I'm afraid of radiation?"

"..." Mo Dong lowered her eyes, pretending that he hadn't said that.

If you don’t have a mobile phone in the temple, you can’t turn on the dark days and you’ll be bored to death—last time he accidentally found out that Kongwu also plays mobile games, and the two of them exchanged heart-to-hearts and successfully became friends of year-end travellers, often hiding it together It turns black at the end of winter.

Xia Chu rolled his eyes and stared straight at the end of Dong. Dong Mo had a bad feeling, so he heard Xia Chu draw his voice and said: "Monk, I have been with you for so long, and you don't seem to be sending me off." Pass me something."

As soon as these words came out, Dong Mo immediately knew what Xia Chu was going to say, and he said: "No way. Without a mobile phone, it just allows you to concentrate on your cultivation. You don't know when your death will come. Improve your physical strength and increase your strength to get through it." The success rate of zombie robbery."

Xia Chu said unhappily: "You think I don't want to practice, but I don't have a zombie's cultivation method at all. Cultivation ass, I can only absorb the power of Yuehua when I am crazy."

Fu Zhao had also been working on finding a way to allow zombies to cultivate in the beginning, so as to end the pain of madness in early Xia, but it was a pity that there was no result for many years.

Silence at the end of winter.

"I don't care, I want to buy a mobile phone anyway." Xia Chu snorted, and stretched out his hand towards Dong Mo, "You can buy it for me, I will buy it myself, but I don't have enough money, so you can lend me it."

Half an hour later, Xia Chu and Dong Late walked into a big pear store, and the shopping guide warmly welcomed them, and Xia Chu directly named the latest models.

Three months later, Dalizi came out with the newest model, which was thousands of dollars more expensive than the one in Chu Xia, and Chu Xia chose the black one, and was about to pay the bill at the end of winter, when Chu Xia stopped him: "Wait a minute. "

"What's the matter?" Dong Mo's voice revealed a touch of helplessness.

Xia Chu didn't answer him, but pointed to a heart-shaped sign in the corner that was half hidden behind a glass cabinet, and asked the shopping guide: "What's going on? Free delivery? Really?"

The shopping guide followed his hand to look over, her face froze, the sign was placed in a corner, and there was a glass cabinet blocking it, I don't know how Xia Chu saw it.

Since the guest asked, she could only explain with a sweet smile: "It's like this, sir, the owner of our store got married a few days ago, so he held a couple event in the store, but the task of the event was too difficult, and no couple could complete it." , so we took the event down."

Xia Chu's attention was only on giving away the mobile phone for free: "Then if the task is completed, will you give me a mobile phone? What kind of gift?"

The shopping guide paused, looked at him and Dong Mo cautiously, and said, "As long as the couple completes the task, they will give away two newest couple-model Dalizi mobile phones."

Xia Chu's eyes lit up for a moment, and he was full of pride: "What task, let me have a look."

The shopping guide reminded with difficulty: "Sir, this is a couple event." She emphasized the word couple.

"I know." Xia Chu blinked, "Your so-called lovers don't necessarily have to be men and women."

He grabbed Dong Mo's arm and winked at the shopping guide: "Beauty, what do you think we are related to each other?"

The shopping guide's face turned red immediately, and his eyes glanced back and forth between the two, and other shopping guides and customers beside him also cast their gazes over.

"Chu Xia!" Dong Mo finally found a chance to speak. At this moment, he wished he could throw Xia Chu into the Qiankun Bowl directly. He was really out of his mind to agree to buy a mobile phone for Xia Chu.

"Don't mess around." He tried his best to restrain his anger, "After buying it..."

Before he could say the word 'go', Xia Chuhu suddenly approached his ear, and whispered: "Monk, just pretend to be a couple to complete a task, and you can get two new big pears, don't you think it's a good deal? You cooperate with me, don't tear me down."

Hot air sprayed into Dong Mo's ears, and Dong Mo froze expressionlessly. Seeing that he didn't speak, Xia Chu thought he had agreed, so he happily said to the shopping guide: "He is rather shy, so leave him alone. What is the mission?"

Judging from Xia Chu's actions just now, it seems that he kissed Dong Mo, the shopping guide's eyes were straightened, and he stammered after a while: "Need, need..."

A shopping guide handed over the heart-shaped sign directly, and only then did Xia Chu see the whole picture of the sign.

There is a row of small characters below the five big characters for free mobile phones, which are activity tasks.

For ordinary people, this task is very difficult.

But when it comes to early summer and late winter, it's easy.

Task rules: The couple completes the upside-down lifting kiss for up to 1 minute, that is, the task is completed, and the latest couple-model Dalizi mobile phone can be obtained for free.

A schematic diagram is also drawn below: one person stands, the other stands upside down with his shoulders as a support, and kisses in this position.

It is not difficult for ordinary people to stand upside down. The difficulty lies in performing handstands on people's shoulders.The inverted person tests the sense of balance, the standing person tests the strength, and the standing person cannot move, otherwise, no matter how strong the inverted person's balance is, this posture will fail.

Even kissing in this position——

This task is estimated to be accomplished by acrobats.

At first, many couples were attracted by the rewards and came to participate, but finally stopped at this perverted task. No one could challenge successfully, and finally had to withdraw this event.

"Monk, come on." Xia Chu was eager to try.

"Do not……"

Thinking that Dong Mo was worried that he could not balance on his headstand, Xia Chu approached him and said, "Don't worry, young master, I was in an acrobatic troupe before, and I can turn a ball upside down on people's toes. These two phones are properly ours. .”

Looking at him at the end of Dongdong, his eyes gradually became darker.