What's wrong with people! [Quick Transmigration]

The couple's hall of Kunwu Dizheng and Hushan Xuanjiu has attracted the attention of the whole world.

Kitsuneyama

The Fox Emperor has just left the closed door after 100 years of retreat. He ate roast chicken and drank fine wine with the fox queen, happily raised his mustache and said, "My cultivation base has improved a lot this time. I will stay in closed door for another 100 years. , I will definitely be able to compare you!"

The fox queen's charming face suddenly collapsed when she was feasting on the roast chicken, her rosy lips were full of oil, and she was even more charming than Hua Jiao. She gnawed a chicken at a very fast speed, and said with a gloomy face: "Just wait, I will retreat for 200 years this time, and I will definitely suppress you!"

"Then I have 300 years!"

"I'm five hundred!"

"Six hundred!"

"Seven hundred!"

Two foxes with a combined age of 10,000+ were arguing, and Wu Tan in white came in with a can of fine wine, and saw them clap their hands: "Father, mother, you have heard it too? It's rare to see you go out ah!"

Fox Emperor's nose twitched, obviously he had a delicate face that could not be lost to a woman, but because the two mustaches were a little more obscene, his face was salivating: "Wu Tan, where did you get the wine in your hand?" ?”

Wu Tan smiled and raised the wine in his hand, "Ah, this, this is Yulin Cong...father?!!!"

With a breeze, the fine wine in Wu Tan's hand fell into the hands of the Fox Emperor. The Fox Emperor enjoyed sniffing it, and was full of relief: "You are still the most sensible, Wu Tan. Since you are so filial to find the fine wine to offer to your father, then I will not be polite. La!"

"No, dad! This is!" Seeing that the fine wine was opened and was about to be drunk, Wu Tan hurriedly stopped it, but seeing the Queen Fox beckoning, and the wine jar fell into her hands, Wu Tan breathed a sigh of relief.

"Mom, this is..."

There was a smile on the beautiful face of the fox queen, she blinked her eyes, and said 'I understand': "I know, this is for mother, not for your drunkard father, Wu Tan is the most sensible, so filial to mother , it is not in vain that my mother was pregnant and gave birth to you in October..."

Wu Tan watched helplessly as the fox queen raised the wine jar and was about to drink it, and opened her eyes wide: "Mother!!"

A gust of wind passed, and the wine jar was once again in the hands of Emperor Fox.

The fox emperor twitched his mustache: "I told you not to always look at those messy things in the world, what is the ten-month pregnancy! We, the fox clan, gave birth in less than two months, okay? Exaggeration! This fine wine..." He took a breath of enjoyment: "Let your hard-working father enjoy it!"

Wu Tan helplessly supported his forehead, and explained: "No, father and mother! This wine is for Xiao Jiu! Isn't he going to marry Di Zheng? This is a congratulatory gift!"

"Me! A congratulatory gift from Yulin!"

The fox queen's expression froze, "Married? Little Jiu?!!!"

Fox Emperor thought and frowned: "Wu Tan, my younger brother is getting married, how can you only give one jug of wine? You and Yulin are two people, why do you have to give two jugs..."

"You old man!" Hu Hou pinched Hu Di's arm angrily, and seeing him screaming in pain, she hated iron and said, "Didn't you hear?! Our Xiaojiu is going to fight with that big brother Di Zheng Tail Wolf is married! You still pay attention to the issue of a pot of wine! You are going to piss me off!"

The Fox Emperor bared his teeth from being pinched, "Since when did Di Zheng become a wolf with a big tail! How could the wolf clan have such a high cultivation level!"

"What are you pretending to be in your head?! I said our Xiaojiu! I'm going to marry Dizheng! Get married!!"

"Ahhhh! Get married!" The Fox Emperor gradually came back to his senses, and clapped his hands: "No! Our Xiaojiu is only seven hundred years old this year, how can we get married before he is an adult?"

The fox queen gave him a disgusted look: "What seven hundred years old! It's eight hundred years old! You have such a bad memory! You must be stupid when you practice!"

Seeing that the two were about to quarrel again, Wu Tan smiled stiffly and stepped forward to stop them, "Well, father, mother, Xiao Jiu, he just turned a thousand years old this year..."

"A thousand years old?!"

The Fox Emperor and the Fox Empress exclaimed at the same time, then looked at each other with disgust, accusing each other.

"It's all you! You are so stupid! I don't even remember what I brought!"

"I want to say it because of you! If you didn't say that if you cultivated higher than me, you would force me to shave my beard! Would I have retreated for so long?!"

"That's because of your ugly eyes. If it's not ugly, will I let you shave it?!"

"Ha! Why didn't you say you were ugly when you chased me back then!"

"Did you have a beard when I chased you?! Did you have a beard?!!"

Wu Tan: "...." So back then, it was the father my mother chased...

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Chengwengdi Dongfu, [-] miles away from Kunwu Mountain

"Hahahahahahahaha!" The benevolent white-bearded old man sat on the ground and laughed so hard that the boy beside him was very worried.

"Master, you have been laughing for half an hour..." The boy reminded weakly: "Well, should we go to Kunwu Mountain to participate in the meeting between Master Kunwu and Master Xuanjiu..."

"Hahahahahaha!!"

The boy was taken aback, looked at his master who couldn't stop laughing in panic, and wondered if he should go to Nan Weng Jun to see his poor master who suddenly went mad...

The Cheng Weng Emperor on the ground had had enough of laughing, and stood up with his waist softened by laughing, with an uncontrollable smile on his face, "Teacher, let's go and see what happened to that little fox who dared to steal my crane." Eaten and wiped clean..."

Hum hum!Tell you to steal my crane!He deserves to be spoiled by Dizheng for the rest of his life!

To be caught by such a guy as a Taoist partner, that fox must be very unhappy now!Hahahahahaha! !

Kungo

"Cool!!!"

Xuan Jiu ate a bowl of ice in twos and threes, with a face full of satisfaction, lying on the chair in a cool way, facing the handsome Nan Weng Lingjun: "So, I still need to find a Taoist companion, since I promised the emperor Zheng, this life needs to be more nourishing and nourishing, if I had known how cool it would be to be his Taoist companion, I would have agreed to it long ago!"

"You don't need to do homework, you don't need to practice, you can eat delicious food until you vomit!" Xuan Jiu turned around in a hurry, and proudly showed off to Nan Weng with the corners of his mouth up: "Di Zheng! He also said that I can Going to the secret realm! Since I was a child, I have never been to a secret realm! This time I can make up for it!"

As Xuan Jiu said before, Nan Weng Lingjun is a gentle and handsome young man. He is a rare human cultivator among the high-ranking gods, and also a rare friend of Xuan Jiu in the world. At this moment, the corners of his mouth are slightly raised. The gentle eyes were slightly dimmed, the voice was lower than usual, and he asked Xuan Jiu with some disappointment: "Xiao Jiu...do you really plan to marry Di Zheng just like this? You have just come of age..."

Xuan Jiu gulped down another bowl of ice in a hurry, and looked at Nan Weng curiously and suspiciously: "What's wrong with you, Nan Weng, you have asked this question many times today!"

He showed a big smile, his eyes were as dazzling as stars twinkling: "Then I will answer again! I decided to become a Taoist partner with Dizheng, seriously!"

Nan Weng pulled out a smile and stopped talking.

Xuan Jiu felt refreshed physically and mentally after eating ice, stretched his waist on the recliner, and chatted: "By the way, why did you give yourself the Taoist name of Nan Weng after becoming Lingjun! The previous Nan Weng Isn't it good! Nan Weng Nan Weng, sounds like an old man!"

Nan Weng stared blankly, looked at the young man lying on the reclining chair, and pursed his lips, "Maybe... I wanted to grow up quickly at that time!"

It was as if he had returned to the night when he just met little fox. As a human being, no matter how he cultivated, he could not compare to the demon cultivator who had been cultivated since birth. No matter how hard he tried, no one would ever be able to cultivate in Ling Jun's position.

When he was discouraged, he heard the little fox who was obviously blessed but refused to practice lazily saying: "You haven't grown up yet. Di Zheng said that grown-up human beings are terrifying!"

"It's like that... er... that Emperor Chengweng, he is an old man who cultivated himself. When his life was approaching, he suddenly had an epiphany, and then he became the only old man among Lingjun!"

Under the moonlight, the little fox who was drowsy from drinking comforted: "Don't worry! Wait until you get old! You can do it too!"

But who would have thought that before he got old, he would already be Lingjun?

"That's true!" In reality, Xuan Jiu, who was lazily lying on the bed, said with a smile: "It's really good to grow up, you can get whatever you want!"

"What does Xiaojiu want?"

"Well... I used to want Dizheng to obey me, and he had to find me non-stop if I wanted anything! I thought this wish would never come true, but I didn't expect that as soon as I grew up... "The smile on the boy's face couldn't be restrained, it wasn't that kind of sweet smile, but like a little fox, with a sly and smug smile.

He laughed enough, and asked Nan Weng: "Does Nan Weng want to grow up, and what does he want?"

Nan Weng lowered his eyes slightly, and replied in a low voice: "En."

"So did you get it?"

Looking at Xuan Jiu with a happy face, the handsome and gentle young man replied in a low voice: "I got it..."

It's good to see you so happy...

Unaware of what the young man was thinking, Xuan Jiu was looking beautiful, the man in Xuan Yi opened the curtain, and stretched out his hand to him, that handsome face that could instantly kill all monks in the world was doting on him with a smile, "Xiao Jiu. . let's go.."

"Coming!!" Xuan Jiu jumped into the man's arms, chattering endlessly without any sense of tension about getting married: "Are my parents here? Are the eight annoying ghosts here? Come on! When I met my eldest brother last time, he was mysterious and half-spoken, this time I must ask clearly! Really! Always so tempting!"

No matter how much the young man nagged, Di Zheng's gaze was always on his face softly, and he received a few echoes from time to time, which made Xuan Jiu even more excited to share all his thoughts with him.

The gentle and handsome man in white sat on the ground for a long time, and after a long pause, he slowly got up and walked towards the wedding ceremony.

Postscript [-]

Xuan Jiu excitedly participated in the wedding ceremony, and when he returned to his room, he received all of Dizheng's belongings. He excitedly held a storage bracelet that was enough to buy half the world, and his face was full of disbelief: "Really! Is this really for me?!"

"Yes, here it is." Looking at the young man with a look of pie in the sky, Di Zheng sat beside him and replied with a smile: "From now on, what is mine will be yours."

"How many roast chickens can I buy..." Xuan Jiu looked at the bracelet in a murmur, and said with some pretense, "Well, you give this to me, I'm so embarrassed..."

Dizheng stretched out his hand: "Why don't you give it back to me?"

"Don't, don't, don't!!!" The little fox broke through in a second, and quickly stuffed the storage bracelet into his arms, staring at the man vigilantly with his big eyes, "Give it to me! You can't go back on your word!"

Having guessed his reaction a long time ago, Dizheng smiled slightly, approached the boy, and asked him seductively in a low magnetic voice: "Xiao Jiu, we are Taoist couples, so what I have is also what you have... "

"You have..."

Xuan Jiu quickly declared: "I still own it!!"

"En..." Di Zheng couldn't help laughing, and after touching the boy's bulging face, he couldn't help pecking, and whispered in his ear: "Okay, it's all Xiao Jiu's. ..”

His voice is extremely seductive: "Even I belong to Xiaojiu..."

"En?" Xuan Jiu tilted his head in doubt, but saw the man take off the curtain and undress, "Are you going to bed? So early?"

"I don't take off my clothes when I sleep, it's a magic trick anyway, you take off yours, don't take off mine..."

"Eh? Eh?!! What are you doing!!"

"Why are you kissing me?! Hey!"

"Uh-"

Under the curtain, the spring night is long~

Postscript [-]

Xuan Jiu, who spent a month in bed after marriage, finally took advantage of Di Zheng's opportunity to have a meeting with the lords and escaped out of bed.

Gritting his teeth angrily, he directly packed up the money and prepared to go to the secret realm. Anyway, Dizheng promised not to stop him, right?

When passing by a big tree in Kunwu that was waving its roots and dancing with rabbits, Xuan Jiu asked, "System, I'm going to play in the secret realm! Are you going?"

Dashu extruded his facial features anthropomorphically, and after hearing this, he had a bitter face, "Host, I have to stay on Kunwu Mountain for three months before I can transform into a human form, I can't go..."

"Forget it, I'll go by myself! Have fun!"

Xuan Jiu fantasized about the beautiful scene of his journey to the end of the world, Le's eyes narrowed, and the corners of his mouth curled up, and he went down the mountain. When he was far away, a man in black came strolling, and the tree system hurriedly went up to him: "Kun Wu My lord, the host said to go to the secret realm!"

"Thank you."

Before the words were finished, the figure of the man had disappeared, and the rabbit turned around suspiciously, "Where is Master Dizheng?"

The system waved the branch: "He went to find Master Xuan Jiu, let's continue playing!"