What's wrong with people! [Quick Transmigration]
Chapter 7 The Little Sweetheart in the Fish Tank
In the crew, Xuan Jiu imagined that he was killing all directions and amazed everyone with his skills, but in reality, he was being narrated by the director with a sad face.
"The role you are playing now is the one-sided general. You only need to be cold at ordinary times, that is, with a deadpan expression and a murderous look on your face. Imagine you are a facial paralysis, yes, yes, that's it, very good..."
Seeing Xuan Jiu staring at him full of murderous intent, the director excitedly called to the photographer: "Hurry up, start shooting!"
5 minutes later...the powerless Xuan Jiu sat in front of an even more powerless director: "Xiao Jiu, can you tell me why you acted so well when I was telling you about the play, but it didn't work as soon as the filming started." Woolen cloth?"
He wants to know too!
Xuan Jiu rubbed his wrinkled face, feeling very helpless, he really felt that he was very talented in acting, otherwise why would the Non-Human Association ask him to come here, but I don’t know why, he was doing well during the experiment, wait until As soon as the filming started and he walked under the camera, he turned into a wooden man, the kind of dead wood with numb eyes.
System: ... is the Jinjiang Non-Human Protection Association ...
Seeing Xuan Jiu's gloomy face, Tang Linfei went over to comfort him with some worry: "It's okay Xiao Jiu, I'll practice with you again, I believe it will be all right soon."
Xuan Jiu had a bitter face, "Sister Linfei, please don't comfort me, we have practiced so many times this afternoon, I feel uncomfortable when I look at the camera, and I can't continue acting."
He directly went to the director who was worrying about the camera: "Director, I can't act, I'm leaving first, I will tell the company to send an actor."
The director is overjoyed!This is the person that Mr. Qin stuffed in. Before he left, he told Qin Jiu so many times not to let Qin Jiu be bullied. It seemed that he took it to heart. He was afraid that the young master's acting skills would not be good, so he specially arranged for a character with facial paralysis , who knew he couldn't even have facial paralysis...
Originally, I was worrying about how to arrange it, but I didn't expect that he would be so knowledgeable and so happy to let go.
Of course it would be best if he didn't have to tell the big boss to take the blame. The director kept comforting the disappointed Xuan Jiu, wishing to praise this young master to the sky.
Xuan Jiu wasn't sad because he couldn't film, but was worried about not staying on the set, how to develop a relationship with the heroine, how can Tang Linfei kill Qin Sheng?
[System, do you have a solution? 】Xuan Jiu really couldn't think of any good solution, so he could only reluctantly ask the system for help, although he felt that this stupid system couldn't think of it either.
Facts have proved that the system really has a way. It looked at Tang Linfei's favorability after a night of precipitation, which did not decrease but increased. [The heroine Tang Linfei's favorability with the host has exceeded [-], and the host's opinions will be taken seriously by her. . 】
Xuan Jiu was speechless: [I asked her to kill people, this kind of suggestion will be taken seriously! 】
[As long as the favorability is as high as 90, even if the host asks her to kill, she will agree. 】
And this kind of operation?
Xuan Jiu was shocked, 【You didn't say it earlier! 】
System: [I am a silent....]
[Stop, stop, let me ask you, how do you increase your favorability to ninety? 】
The system looked through the information very carefully, and answered solemnly: [According to the information in the Jinjiang Literature Library, the system has summarized three methods: 20. The hero saves the beauty, and the duration is minute; 30, the childhood sweetheart, the duration is [-] to [-] years. No wait; Third, the time to take by force is to be determined, and there is a certain possibility of failure. 】
[May I ask which method the host chooses? 】
Xuan Jiu made a decision without even thinking about it, 【I must choose the shortest one! 】
But... a hero needs a prerequisite to save the beauty, Tang Linfei is not in danger, how can he...
The originally noisy but orderly production crew suddenly became chaotic, everyone ran in one direction, Xuan Jiu curiously grabbed the executive who was running that way: "What happened?"
"I heard that a lunatic got in the crew and is messing things up. The director asked everyone to help!"
Breaking things?This is fun, do you want to join in the fun?
While struggling, the makeup girl came screaming and yelled at them: "Call the police, Tang Linfei was kidnapped by that lunatic, he has a knife in his hand!"
Xuan Jiu's eyes lit up.
[Host, hero save the beauty, hero save the beauty! 】
[Shut up, I know! 】
When he arrived with the scene manager, he saw a messy group of people surrounding the front, screaming from time to time, and the director was holding a loudspeaker in his hand to persuade the lunatic to put down the knife.
He squeezed in, just in time to see Tang Linfei being threatened by a middle-aged man with a knife pointed at his neck, threatening the crowd with a frantic expression:
"None of you are allowed to come here. If you dare to come, I will stab her to death!"
Some of the onlookers were scared, some were indifferent, and some were watching the excitement, but they were all agitated. On the contrary, Tang Linfei, the person involved, had no expression on his face, showing no fear at all.
The crowd whispered that the man told the security that he was Tang Linfei's father and was let in. Who knew that the first thing he did after he came in was to grab Tang Linfei and threaten him with a knife.
Except for Xuan Jiu, everyone didn't know that Tang Linfei was calm on the surface, but she was bargaining with [Deductive Life] in her heart. After paying a high price, she got three seconds of invincibility, and these three seconds were enough for her Get away.
【Ding!The three-second invincibility will start after 3 minutes, please master the time. 】
【Ding!Countdown to generate a three-second invincible state: twenty...nineteen...eighteen...]
Tang Linfei felt the strange power gradually rising from her feet, and said with a sneer, "Tang Guohai, you live like maggots in a pile of mud, and even the beggars on the street are thousands of times better than you! You have a drug addiction attack Right? Let me tell you! Even if you kill me today, don’t expect to get a penny to buy drugs!”
The director turned around anxiously: "Why is Tang Linfei so stupid, what should I do if I stimulated that lunatic and hurt her!"
Xuan Jiu looked calmly at Tang Linfei who was being pointed at by the knife. She was not stupid, she just had a hole card.
"Do you know why my mother divorced you? Because she cheated a long time ago. When you were drunk and stayed out at night, she was with another man..."
【...Six...Five...Four...】
"Shut up!!!" Even a man can't bear such insults, let alone a scumbag who beats his wife and children when he's drunk!
He thought of his wife wearing a cuckold, and then looked at his stepdaughter with an indifferent face. Their faces gradually overlapped. Tang Guohai's eyes widened, the knife in his hand slowly raised, and a look of madness appeared on his face: "Go Die!"
Tang Linfei looked fearless, and the strange power in her body made her full of confidence.
【...Three...Two...ZiZi...ZiZi...The system is under attack, the system is under attack...】
The power faded away like a tide, and Tang Linfei suddenly opened her eyes wide...Looking at Tang Guohai again, the knife in his hand was already coming towards her face...
"—Ah" Tang Linfei screamed and closed her eyes, reflexively covering her face with her hands.
"Hmm..." A suppressed moan of pain rang in Tang Linfei's ears, she opened her eyes, and found in a panic that in front of her was the boy's face wrinkled in pain.
Estimating that the knife might have stabbed an internal organ, Xuan Jiu vomited blood as he felt the sweetness in his mouth and the severe pain in his body. In front of him was Tang Linfei who was crying and regretting.
[Favority 2, Favorability 5, Favorability 10... Tang Linfei's favorability degree is 79... just a little bit, why not increase? 】
The white clothes on the boy's body were soon soaked in blood, but he didn't seem to notice it. He smiled sweetly at her and comforted her: "Sister Linfei, don't cry, I don't hurt..."
[Tang Linfei's favorability degree is 85, congratulations to the host, the host will last forever, and dominate the world....]
【Shut up!That is the undefeated East! 】
Xuan Jiu clutched his wound and fell down slowly, his last thought before coma:
This wave is stable!
The author has something to say: (Rubbing Metaphysics) There were so many little angels that appeared yesterday, which was completely beyond the stupid author's expectation. I would like to confess my love to everyone here. I will definitely work hard to write it, so that you can enjoy reading it.
The number of words has decreased in the past few days. I don’t know if you have noticed it. It’s not that the stupid author is lazy and doesn’t write. It’s because to catch up with the next week’s whip leg, he must suppress the number of words, and he doesn’t want to stop updating. He has worked hard to write as much as possible. , I assure everyone that next Thursday, as soon as the whip leg arrives, the 3000-day update will be resumed immediately, I love you all (≧3≦)
Original plot (merman perspective)
It became a notorious actor with facial paralysis, and the stiffness on the screen can be seen by everyone.
It wants to tell the owner that it doesn't want to be a star anymore, and it doesn't want to be looked at with disdain.
Gathering up its courage, it walked to the door of the master's room, but the door was still open, so he knocked on the door politely.
- no answer
Is the master not at home today?
It put down the hand knocking on the door in frustration, and was about to turn around and leave when a woman's ambiguous voice sounded.
"No, I hate it, in broad daylight..."
"What's the matter during the day, come on, sit up obediently..."
"Ah! Well..."
It was shaking violently, and the woman inside was panting coquettishly while acting coquettishly.
"Boss Qin, don't you have one in your family? Why are you still looking for someone...Aren't you afraid that he will be jealous?"
The man teased indifferently: "It's just a pet that can't get on, um.... baby, you're so crazy|wild...."
The legs of underage mermaids will turn into fish tails once they are in love before they become adults. Qin Sheng tried many times but was disappointed. In the end, he had to give up this special piece of fat. Anyway, he is not the only one. a choice.
The merman outside the door was clutching his chest, with a look of pain mixed with confusion on his face.
Why, it hurts like a knife cut here?
"The role you are playing now is the one-sided general. You only need to be cold at ordinary times, that is, with a deadpan expression and a murderous look on your face. Imagine you are a facial paralysis, yes, yes, that's it, very good..."
Seeing Xuan Jiu staring at him full of murderous intent, the director excitedly called to the photographer: "Hurry up, start shooting!"
5 minutes later...the powerless Xuan Jiu sat in front of an even more powerless director: "Xiao Jiu, can you tell me why you acted so well when I was telling you about the play, but it didn't work as soon as the filming started." Woolen cloth?"
He wants to know too!
Xuan Jiu rubbed his wrinkled face, feeling very helpless, he really felt that he was very talented in acting, otherwise why would the Non-Human Association ask him to come here, but I don’t know why, he was doing well during the experiment, wait until As soon as the filming started and he walked under the camera, he turned into a wooden man, the kind of dead wood with numb eyes.
System: ... is the Jinjiang Non-Human Protection Association ...
Seeing Xuan Jiu's gloomy face, Tang Linfei went over to comfort him with some worry: "It's okay Xiao Jiu, I'll practice with you again, I believe it will be all right soon."
Xuan Jiu had a bitter face, "Sister Linfei, please don't comfort me, we have practiced so many times this afternoon, I feel uncomfortable when I look at the camera, and I can't continue acting."
He directly went to the director who was worrying about the camera: "Director, I can't act, I'm leaving first, I will tell the company to send an actor."
The director is overjoyed!This is the person that Mr. Qin stuffed in. Before he left, he told Qin Jiu so many times not to let Qin Jiu be bullied. It seemed that he took it to heart. He was afraid that the young master's acting skills would not be good, so he specially arranged for a character with facial paralysis , who knew he couldn't even have facial paralysis...
Originally, I was worrying about how to arrange it, but I didn't expect that he would be so knowledgeable and so happy to let go.
Of course it would be best if he didn't have to tell the big boss to take the blame. The director kept comforting the disappointed Xuan Jiu, wishing to praise this young master to the sky.
Xuan Jiu wasn't sad because he couldn't film, but was worried about not staying on the set, how to develop a relationship with the heroine, how can Tang Linfei kill Qin Sheng?
[System, do you have a solution? 】Xuan Jiu really couldn't think of any good solution, so he could only reluctantly ask the system for help, although he felt that this stupid system couldn't think of it either.
Facts have proved that the system really has a way. It looked at Tang Linfei's favorability after a night of precipitation, which did not decrease but increased. [The heroine Tang Linfei's favorability with the host has exceeded [-], and the host's opinions will be taken seriously by her. . 】
Xuan Jiu was speechless: [I asked her to kill people, this kind of suggestion will be taken seriously! 】
[As long as the favorability is as high as 90, even if the host asks her to kill, she will agree. 】
And this kind of operation?
Xuan Jiu was shocked, 【You didn't say it earlier! 】
System: [I am a silent....]
[Stop, stop, let me ask you, how do you increase your favorability to ninety? 】
The system looked through the information very carefully, and answered solemnly: [According to the information in the Jinjiang Literature Library, the system has summarized three methods: 20. The hero saves the beauty, and the duration is minute; 30, the childhood sweetheart, the duration is [-] to [-] years. No wait; Third, the time to take by force is to be determined, and there is a certain possibility of failure. 】
[May I ask which method the host chooses? 】
Xuan Jiu made a decision without even thinking about it, 【I must choose the shortest one! 】
But... a hero needs a prerequisite to save the beauty, Tang Linfei is not in danger, how can he...
The originally noisy but orderly production crew suddenly became chaotic, everyone ran in one direction, Xuan Jiu curiously grabbed the executive who was running that way: "What happened?"
"I heard that a lunatic got in the crew and is messing things up. The director asked everyone to help!"
Breaking things?This is fun, do you want to join in the fun?
While struggling, the makeup girl came screaming and yelled at them: "Call the police, Tang Linfei was kidnapped by that lunatic, he has a knife in his hand!"
Xuan Jiu's eyes lit up.
[Host, hero save the beauty, hero save the beauty! 】
[Shut up, I know! 】
When he arrived with the scene manager, he saw a messy group of people surrounding the front, screaming from time to time, and the director was holding a loudspeaker in his hand to persuade the lunatic to put down the knife.
He squeezed in, just in time to see Tang Linfei being threatened by a middle-aged man with a knife pointed at his neck, threatening the crowd with a frantic expression:
"None of you are allowed to come here. If you dare to come, I will stab her to death!"
Some of the onlookers were scared, some were indifferent, and some were watching the excitement, but they were all agitated. On the contrary, Tang Linfei, the person involved, had no expression on his face, showing no fear at all.
The crowd whispered that the man told the security that he was Tang Linfei's father and was let in. Who knew that the first thing he did after he came in was to grab Tang Linfei and threaten him with a knife.
Except for Xuan Jiu, everyone didn't know that Tang Linfei was calm on the surface, but she was bargaining with [Deductive Life] in her heart. After paying a high price, she got three seconds of invincibility, and these three seconds were enough for her Get away.
【Ding!The three-second invincibility will start after 3 minutes, please master the time. 】
【Ding!Countdown to generate a three-second invincible state: twenty...nineteen...eighteen...]
Tang Linfei felt the strange power gradually rising from her feet, and said with a sneer, "Tang Guohai, you live like maggots in a pile of mud, and even the beggars on the street are thousands of times better than you! You have a drug addiction attack Right? Let me tell you! Even if you kill me today, don’t expect to get a penny to buy drugs!”
The director turned around anxiously: "Why is Tang Linfei so stupid, what should I do if I stimulated that lunatic and hurt her!"
Xuan Jiu looked calmly at Tang Linfei who was being pointed at by the knife. She was not stupid, she just had a hole card.
"Do you know why my mother divorced you? Because she cheated a long time ago. When you were drunk and stayed out at night, she was with another man..."
【...Six...Five...Four...】
"Shut up!!!" Even a man can't bear such insults, let alone a scumbag who beats his wife and children when he's drunk!
He thought of his wife wearing a cuckold, and then looked at his stepdaughter with an indifferent face. Their faces gradually overlapped. Tang Guohai's eyes widened, the knife in his hand slowly raised, and a look of madness appeared on his face: "Go Die!"
Tang Linfei looked fearless, and the strange power in her body made her full of confidence.
【...Three...Two...ZiZi...ZiZi...The system is under attack, the system is under attack...】
The power faded away like a tide, and Tang Linfei suddenly opened her eyes wide...Looking at Tang Guohai again, the knife in his hand was already coming towards her face...
"—Ah" Tang Linfei screamed and closed her eyes, reflexively covering her face with her hands.
"Hmm..." A suppressed moan of pain rang in Tang Linfei's ears, she opened her eyes, and found in a panic that in front of her was the boy's face wrinkled in pain.
Estimating that the knife might have stabbed an internal organ, Xuan Jiu vomited blood as he felt the sweetness in his mouth and the severe pain in his body. In front of him was Tang Linfei who was crying and regretting.
[Favority 2, Favorability 5, Favorability 10... Tang Linfei's favorability degree is 79... just a little bit, why not increase? 】
The white clothes on the boy's body were soon soaked in blood, but he didn't seem to notice it. He smiled sweetly at her and comforted her: "Sister Linfei, don't cry, I don't hurt..."
[Tang Linfei's favorability degree is 85, congratulations to the host, the host will last forever, and dominate the world....]
【Shut up!That is the undefeated East! 】
Xuan Jiu clutched his wound and fell down slowly, his last thought before coma:
This wave is stable!
The author has something to say: (Rubbing Metaphysics) There were so many little angels that appeared yesterday, which was completely beyond the stupid author's expectation. I would like to confess my love to everyone here. I will definitely work hard to write it, so that you can enjoy reading it.
The number of words has decreased in the past few days. I don’t know if you have noticed it. It’s not that the stupid author is lazy and doesn’t write. It’s because to catch up with the next week’s whip leg, he must suppress the number of words, and he doesn’t want to stop updating. He has worked hard to write as much as possible. , I assure everyone that next Thursday, as soon as the whip leg arrives, the 3000-day update will be resumed immediately, I love you all (≧3≦)
Original plot (merman perspective)
It became a notorious actor with facial paralysis, and the stiffness on the screen can be seen by everyone.
It wants to tell the owner that it doesn't want to be a star anymore, and it doesn't want to be looked at with disdain.
Gathering up its courage, it walked to the door of the master's room, but the door was still open, so he knocked on the door politely.
- no answer
Is the master not at home today?
It put down the hand knocking on the door in frustration, and was about to turn around and leave when a woman's ambiguous voice sounded.
"No, I hate it, in broad daylight..."
"What's the matter during the day, come on, sit up obediently..."
"Ah! Well..."
It was shaking violently, and the woman inside was panting coquettishly while acting coquettishly.
"Boss Qin, don't you have one in your family? Why are you still looking for someone...Aren't you afraid that he will be jealous?"
The man teased indifferently: "It's just a pet that can't get on, um.... baby, you're so crazy|wild...."
The legs of underage mermaids will turn into fish tails once they are in love before they become adults. Qin Sheng tried many times but was disappointed. In the end, he had to give up this special piece of fat. Anyway, he is not the only one. a choice.
The merman outside the door was clutching his chest, with a look of pain mixed with confusion on his face.
Why, it hurts like a knife cut here?
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