What's wrong with people! [Quick Transmigration]

Xuan Jiu grew up on Kunwu Mountain, and he could find the way up the mountain with his eyes closed, but this time he went up the mountain, he was exhausted, and he finally dragged him up the mountain. squinted.

In his memory, this place should have been a very gorgeous palace, with lush spiritual plants outside, but now, it was empty, let alone a palace, not even a thatched cottage.

Putting the man on the ground, he walked around the top of the mountain for a long time before he found the entrance of a cave. Xuan Jiu stood outside the simple entrance of the cave, feeling complicated.

After he went in with his whole body and saw the jade bed in the cave, he had to admit that this disgusting, simple cave that even the lowest level of monsters can't live in is the residence of the Lord of Kunwu Mountain.

Holding a complicated mood of 'I'm not as depressed as I was in the past', Xuan Jiu dragged him into the cave, and moved him onto the jade bed with great difficulty, looking at the unconscious man lost in confusion, what should he do now? coming?

[Cooking a meal that is very nutritious for the patient is the best way to get it. 】The system checked the information, and said very experienced: [When a patient wakes up from a coma, and sees a bowl of porridge with a strong fragrance in front of him, he will be greatly moved, As a result, the favorability of the host has risen sharply. 】

[Porridge? 】The young man held his forehead slightly, with a thoughtful expression on his face, 【But Di Zheng never eats, he has been eating bigu tens of thousands of years ago. 】

The system choked, and said with force: [Whether he eats or not is one thing, but whether you do it or not is another matter, even if he refuses to eat, Master Kunwu will definitely soften his heart when he sees you cooking for him , Impressed, and will make you stay! 】

The last sentence moved Xuan Jiu, he thought for a moment, then made up his mind, and clapped his hands: [Okay!I will cook him a bowl of porridge! 】

Although he has never cooked by himself since he was a child, but he, Hu Shan Xuanjiu, is so smart, he just cooks a bowl of porridge, and he can't catch it with his hands!

Just do what you say, Xuan Jiu happily rummaged in the cave for a long time, and finally remembered that Dizheng never eats, how could there be kitchen utensils and seasonings here, if you buy rice, you have to go down the mountain, and the enchantment is still there , what if you can't get up after going down?

[How about grilling some vegetables? ] System proposal.

Xuan Jiu thought about it seriously: [What is delicious about vegetables? If you are sick, you should eat something good. Let's barbecue!I saw barbecue on TV is quite simple. 】

Sick people eat barbecue...

The system is silent, anyway, Mr. Kunwu is not really sick, so feel free, but, is the barbecue that the host learned from watching TV really edible?

Deciding what to do to please the man lying on the bed, Xuan Jiu looked at the man lying on the bed with high fighting spirit, and looked at the handsome man on the bed even though he was unconscious, "Just wait to be conquered by my food guide!"

It's not a piece of cake for Dizheng to accept him as a disciple!

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The first ingredient needed to make barbecue is meat. Although there are no little monsters stationed in Kunwu Mountain, there are still many wild animals in the forests of Nuoda. Xuanjiu's first goal is to catch one , let’s talk about the rest.

He changed back to his original shape, walking like a fat fox ball, completely lacking the smooth and handsome walking posture of his kind, the fox said: "Whenever the prey appears later, you remind me, I will shoot it out like an arrow , and then come back with prey, understand?"

【clear! ] The system answered excitedly.

As soon as the voice fell, the gray rabbit flashed in front of the fox, and the system yelled nervously: [Host!rabbit!rabbit! ! 】

Xuan Jiu's eyes lit up, he stepped up with his front foot, jumped up with his back foot, and after a perfect starting posture, he successfully bumped his front foot into his back foot, and fell to the ground with his tail up in the sky. : "For the sake of being a rabbit, let it go..."

You are not letting the rabbit go, you are obviously letting yourself go... The system complained silently from the bottom of its heart, but it was very flattering: [The host is really kind-hearted, so we will let that rabbit go mercifully. 】

The system was not dismantled, Xuan Jiu was very satisfied, he slowly got up pretending that he didn't fall down, moved his fat limbs, "Okay, continue to monitor the surrounding environment."

[Pheasant pheasant! !Host pheasant! ! ! 】

——The moment the pheasant flew away nimbly, the little fox turned into a ball and rolled dizzily on the ground, finally stopping.

[Sika deer sika deer! ! ! 】

——Called and rushed up, but was frightened back by the huge antlers of the male deer.

【Wild boar...】

——Looking at the size of each wild boar, which is ten times taller than him, he walked around the road silently...

After a lot of tossing, Xuan Jiu didn't hit anything, but he was tired and out of breath, lying under the tree to pant, listening to the system complaining there: [Host, even if your cultivation base is not high, you are better than these ordinary animals Well, it’s just a wild boar...]

[What do you know, I call it cautious, do you understand being cautious? ! ! 】

Xuan Jiu said so, but he was actually very guilty in his heart. He has been lazy since he was a child, and he has a good cultivation, but he has never learned the tricks and swords that hurt people. Every time Dizheng wants him to learn, he is fooled by him. Generally speaking, when the Fox Clan crossed the catastrophe, their cultivation was already able to outshine all heroes, and Xuan Jiu's cultivation was not bad, but it was a pity that it was an embroidered pillow, and it had no lethality at all.

Asking him to fight wild boar, he might not necessarily win just by fighting for the thickness of the skin on both sides. After wandering around, Xuan Jiu, who found that he couldn't even catch a bird, had to give up and lay down under the tree to lay his dead body .

"Forget it, I'd better get some vegetables and go back and roast them. It's better for sick people to eat something light."

So you know it too... The system was speechless, and was about to tell the host about the wild vegetables it found, when a golden light flashed in front of it, and it quickly covered its eyes.

Xuan Jiu was lying down, but saw an afterimage flashing in front of him, only heard a "bang!", he jumped up to check, but saw a dead wild mountain lying under the tree. The chicken, bleeding from its head, had obviously been bumped to death.

Xuan Jiu turned into a human form and lifted the pheasant, and looked at the dent in the tree with a dazed expression: "...waiting for the chicken?"

System: [.....] Mr. Kunwu, you did it too obviously, right? It's the host's fault if you don't doubt it, okay?

Facts have proved that Xuan Jiu didn't have that kind of brain, and happily returned to the cave with the prey that fell from the sky. With the excitement that I was about to do something big, he dug holes and collected firewood. He was very busy.

When the sky was getting dark, the man on the bed felt the choking smoke drifting into the cave, and finally coughed and 'woke up'.

It’s impossible not to wake up, the smoke is so thick, I don’t know if the little fox outside has set the hole on fire, clutching his chest, the man’s face is pale, he looks like a patient, and he staggers from the smoky cave. walked out.

"Ahem, fellow daoist, you..." The expression on his face froze.

Outside the entrance of the cave, the pile of firewood on the ground is very high, and the flames are naturally very high. The smoke created by the wind will flow into the cave along with it. No wonder there was so much smoke when he opened his eyes, but this is not Most importantly, the most important thing is, who is that man with a face covered in black ashes and a body that is as black as black charcoal?

Di Zheng was in a trance for a while, almost thinking that he had crashed his brain when he was dragged back. He was in a trance, but he saw that Heitan showed a smiling face, the reflection of white teeth, "You're awake!"

Dizheng: "...Little... Fellow Daoist... Are you... lighting a fire?"

Xuan Jiu wiped his face with his blackened sleeve, and Dizheng saw his already dark face darkened even more by the sleeve. The dark young boy didn't notice his strangeness. He nodded and waved very familiarly: "I saw that you vomited so much blood that your body needs to replenish, so I specially made roast chicken for you. Come on, don't be shy, come and eat."

roast chicken...

Dizheng followed his hand to look over, and as expected, he saw a chicken-shaped object that was also as black as charcoal. The man who drove it over with his own hands in the afternoon was silent for a while, and began to wonder if Xiao Jiu had already guessed it was him, so he did it on purpose. of pranks.

Seeing him staring blankly, Xuan Jiu walked over with a grilled chicken skewered on a stick with a puzzled expression, "Di Zheng?"

He handed the stick forward, completely oblivious to the avoidance on the man's face, and shared with him very excitedly: "This is the first time I cook by myself, try it and see if it tastes good!"

Dizheng's eyebrows twitched slightly, can you say no?

He was still hesitating, but Xuan Jiu thought he was afraid that the chicken was poisonous, and everyone didn't know each other yet, but he knew!

The villain Heitan tore off a piece of chicken very grandly. It was black on the outside, but tender on the inside. He took a bite first, and after eating it clean, he showed that it was not poisonous. Then he handed the chicken to the man again. In front of him: "Come and eat..."

【If you eat my chicken, you must accept me as an apprentice. This is called taking advantage of the short hand and eating the soft mouth. Hehehehe, I am so witty...】

[The host is wise! 】

Di Zheng hesitated for a while, seeing the picky little fox eating such a piece of dark meat without changing his expression, he stretched out his hand and took the chicken-shaped black charcoal.

He hasn't eaten anything since bigu, but since the little fox made it himself...

The man gently tore off a piece of meat and put it in his mouth. Facing the excited young man who surrounded him and asked "how is it?", he kept smiling, "Not bad."

After being praised, Xuan Jiu's whole fox became excited!

He watched Dizheng eat mouthful after mouthful, as if he couldn't stop being attracted by the delicious food, and then began to coyly seduce him: "If you take me as a disciple, you can eat my cooking every day from now on. thing."

Dizheng smiled: "I'll think about it again, and I'm going to trouble Fellow Daoist."

What, you still don't agree after eating his food!The excitement on Xuan Jiu's face disappeared immediately, and he gave the man a displeased look. Because his face was dark, the look became more conspicuous. He flicked his sleeves: "The little demon is going to leave, my lord is slow!" Eat slowly."

Watching Xuan Jiu walk away, the man who was still chewing the black charcoal chicken slowly swallowed the chicken in his mouth, trying not to wrinkle his brows, and then reluctantly swallowed.

He began to wonder if it was a wrong choice for this world to conceal his identity.

Xuan Jiu jumped into the river to take a bath with a displeased face. Halfway through the bath, he suddenly remembered that he was afraid that the smoke would choke his five senses, so he quickly untied it, took a deep breath of the aura of Kunwu Mountain, and then began to wash his body. .

Forget it, maybe one chicken is not enough to bribe Emperor Zheng, next time roast two.