Cat King rules daily life in Yokohama

Unknowingly, the time specially set aside by felines for naps has become an exclusive visit to "Snow Village".

The reason why it has evolved into the current mode is probably due to the fact that the latter's action mode is really too flattering, like a cushion or a pillow, which is always sent to his neck in time when he feels sleepy, which looks extremely intimate and comfortable.So as time passed, he forgot that he was supposed to entertain guests, and fell asleep on the other party's legs in a daze several times.

The friendship between the two who had a sense of distance, has been significantly improved as they get closer in the physical sense.

The illusionist with the idea of ​​"attracting cats" completely disguised himself as a gentle, considerate, and harmless close friend, and proceeded with his plan in an orderly manner.

In terms of drama prowess, probably only Dazai Osamu is comparable to him in the port mafia.But the difference between the two is that he approached with purpose and in order to win Shuli's love, so he can naturally make an impeccable disguise; He is not close to the real side, so he often makes some childish behaviors that make cats explode.

In other words, if Osamu Dazai wants to get someone's favor, it should be effortless, but it would be clumsy to do similar things with his own sincerity—after all, the reason why illusory dreams are beautiful and moving is It is precisely because of its impeccable sense beyond the normal, once it is contaminated with common dust and fireworks, it suddenly loses its charm.

Of course, it’s not that there’s anything wrong with being sincere, but you have to calm down and savor it carefully, and only when you meet a certain opportunity can you understand the various deep meanings contained in it.

Occasionally, even Liu Dao Mu could not help sighing: he is a guy who is going to be an adult soon, but he can show the level of the existence of a third-year boy in elementary school to the fullest, which is really convincing.

"I just found out today that it was Dazai Osamu who 'helped' move my things back from Nakaya-senpai's room!"

So angry that he didn't even eat lunch. The feline sat on the sofa, like a round ball of hair.Even if only the cat ears and tail are animalistic features, it just gives people the illusion that he has returned to his original form, with fluffy fur all over his body, and howling angrily.

To vent his anger, he took off the bandage around his eyes as soon as he entered the room, threw it on the carpet, kicked it, and watched it roll around several times until it hung on the edge of the coffee table leg, innocently shook at him.

If possible, he would like to see a certain bandage monster that needs to be beaten end up like this, but the other party slips too fast and never gives him a chance to sneak attack.

He has spent less than half a year in learning physical arts. Although he is not very good, he is definitely better than Osamu Dazai, who is at the bottom of the list. Even if he fights in a fair and honest battle, he will not suffer a loss—but the premise is that the opponent will not play tricks. , Deliberately make some stumbling blocks or set up traps to increase the difficulty of the hell level from the side.Of course, that is absolutely impossible.

Hearing his angrily complaining, the illusionist who made the character for himself sat aside as usual, pretending to be surprised very much, and continued: "Mr. Dazai did it? Why?"

"It's probably some kind of prank that I made out of idleness and boredom."

Juli turned around, leaning his forehead against the back of the sofa, with a tendency to close his whole body into it, and muttered in a low voice: "If it wasn't for today, Senior Chuya suddenly asked if I moved out by myself. Yes, I guess the truth of this matter will remain a mystery forever. I really thought that I was kicked out..."

"Now that you know the truth, you should be happy. Why do you still look unhappy?" The boy next to him showed the posture of a close friend, concerned about his situation with a little worry.

In fact, if you think about it a little bit, you will know that it must be the eyes-obscuring guy who likes to compete for favor.The illusionist came to a conclusion somewhat carelessly.

At about the same time, the feline gave a more specific overview weakly: "I wanted to ask if I could go back, even if it was a sleeping closet... Who knew that Osamu Dazai suddenly appeared and asked us to go back." I was busy catching him for revenge, and when I came back to my senses, I seemed to have missed the best opportunity. The most annoying thing is that I didn't catch the bandage monster at all!"

While speaking, the long cat tail flicked up, flapping the leather armrest of the sofa, looking quite angry.

When he gets angry or blows his hair, he especially likes to raise the end of his tail, like a little furry hammer, and beat it very rhythmically for a while.Even though he knew he was in a bad mood, he felt no different from being cute.

Although Liu Daomui approached him by relying on false appearance and behavior patterns, the two of them got along for a few days, and they really evoked the joy of raising a cat. Now watching him shrink into a ball, leaving black and white The fluffy tail swayed wildly, and couldn't help itching for a moment, wanting to touch it lightly.

As a result, before his fingertips deflected a few minutes, he was interrupted by a sudden knock on the door.

As the half-owner of the house, the feline got up subconsciously, and while walking over, he had a familiar face in his mind, thinking about who would come to him: Mr. Hirotsu has the key, so he can be ruled out directly; Alice doesn’t know what he has done Wrong, I have been confined for four or five days and have not shown up. If I really escaped the "claw" of the leader, I would definitely call him impatiently, so it should not be her; Senior Chuya was busy chasing and killing Osamu Dazai. It won't show up... then only the dog is left, to deliver food or something?

He felt no appetite at the thought of eating. He held the metal doorknob, and before pressing it down, he muttered sleepily: "Didn't I just let you eat alone, and leave me alone? You should go back Bar."

"Huh? It's rare for me to run errands, and I can't even get in the door—"

The guy outside the door played a long voice pretending to be wronged, and his voice was soft and soft, like a dessert with strands of sugar, it was very delicious just by listening to it.If you don't know what he has done, you will be easily bewitched, and you will immediately agree to all his requests.

But the tree had just fallen into a hole once, and at this moment, he felt apprehensive, so he hurriedly locked the door vigilantly, opened his eyes and started talking nonsense: "There is no one in the house."

——Anyway, if Osamu Dazai is brought in, he probably won't be able to vent his anger, and he will easily fall into a new round of plots. It's better to refuse the temptation directly, so as not to continue to embarrass himself.

Unexpectedly, the young man who would not give up until he achieved his goal laughed lightly, put his slender index finger against the keyhole, knocked explicitly, and said cheekily: "Have you forgotten, this kind of ordinary lock, there is no lock at all?" You can't stop me."

"..."

Thinking of his first-class lockpicking skills, the feline couldn't help grinding his molars, resisting the urge to push open the door and bite someone, and asked without hesitation: "What are you here for? Don't tell I, am I kind enough to deliver meals?"

"Wow, I've been guessed. Does that mean that you are actually expecting me to do such a thing?" The black-haired boy responded in a sweet and shameless tone, and the rising end sound was like a bird passing across the lake. The feathers stirred up a burst of light ripples that slowly spread.

If someone could see his expression at this moment, they would probably find that there was a smile on his lips, but it was quite different from his increasingly harmless tone, as cunning as a fox full of bad taste.

(Kittens eat soft but not hard, but blindly showing weakness may not achieve any good results.)

He confidently put his teasing (molesting) behavior into a reasonable area, and when Grumpy Cat angrily opened the door and wanted to have a face-to-face argument with him, he grasped the other's slender wrist bones with great experience and took advantage of the human world Disqualification eliminates the assimilation ability that is active all the time.

Due to the special ability, he is currently the only survivor in the organization who can look directly into the tree and admire the beautiful emerald cat eyes. There was a little warmth, as if it was lit up along with it.

Before the other party changed to use force to solve the problem, he raised the food box in his left hand in time, and whispered softly in a deceptive manner: "Oh, I was really afraid that you would be hungry, so I brought food here on purpose. Do you really have the heart to reject me?"

He had such a handsome face with a natural melancholy temperament, and his brows were slightly furrowed, which could easily arouse the pity of onlookers, as if not agreeing to him would be a heinous crime.

Of course, the premise is to ignore——

He moved the daily necessities in the tree, which caused Zhongyuan Zhong to struggle for several days. He finally solved the conflict and disturbed him into a mess. The two parties were so angry that they were not in the mood to have lunch, which indirectly separated the warm reunion of the disciples. , and then took the food box from Akutagawa Ryunosuke, not only did not pay a penny, but also took the credit.

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The feline couldn't help but be fooled by his appearance for a moment, subconsciously turned sideways and let him into the room.

Then, when he saw the figure in the room, the rare softness on his cheeks faded away, replaced by a cold and dangerous smile, and even his tone became deep and unpredictable, like a polar region half hidden under the sea glacier.

"Ah, so you are here."

——It turns out that you still dare to do small tricks, how courageous you are.

"Good day, Mr. Dazai."

The illusionist dressed in a childish appearance stood up, as if he didn't understand the subtext of the other party, he still maintained a humble posture, and gave him a harmless smile from a distance: "I haven't seen you for a long time, you look really good, It must have happened to something good."

——Don’t be a faceless and coquettish bandage monster, it’s really thick-skinned to keep calm when people see it.

The two people can also hear each other's "polite" greetings just by communicating with each other:

Why are you still hanging on?

It's obviously you who should go, right?

They reached a consensus on telling each other to leave quickly, but obviously, no one planned to stop there and give up the green-eyed kitten (container) that they were looking for.

Thus, amidst the undercurrent that Shuli was completely unaware of, two Hong Kong gangsters (or those who can be ranked in the world) professional-level actors began their performances.

The author has something to say: _(:3∠)_This may be the legendary villain who has his own grind (???

Hey hey and Dazai are both terrible men with professional level scripts of white lotus and green tea, come on, let's start bullshitting each other (bushi

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