Cat King rules daily life in Yokohama

I don't know why, but since the spicy curry incident happened a few days ago, Osamu Dazai's clinginess to people (cats) has doubled, and he often gets entangled in the trees until he gets dizzy. I always feel that this person is going to start playing tricks again class of pranks.

——If it was someone else, it could be understood as guilt and self-blame, wanting to use intimacy as compensation.But put it on the bandage monster who loves to make trouble, no matter how you think about it, it doesn't feel right?

(Also, eating indiscriminately should be regarded as his own problem, and it has nothing to do with others... But in this way, there is no way to make a reasonable explanation?)

When he was secretly on guard, he suddenly discovered that there seemed to be some strange virus spreading around him, causing the familiar seniors and juniors to be infected at the same time.

First is the question about the room.

Previously, because Hirotsu Yanagi, who was able to take care of him personally, was on a business trip with Akutagawa Ryunosuke, who was in charge of helping to take out food, in order to relieve the pressure of daily life, Nakahara Nakaya offered to let him live in his bedroom temporarily, the two of them After living together like this for more than half a month, the two parties did not feel uncomfortable or awkward.

Logically speaking, when his real roommate returns, he will naturally move back to the double bedroom.But out of nostalgia and reluctance for "Catnip", if the other party didn't open his mouth to drive him away, he decided to pretend to be stupid and continue to live on.

As a result, on the day I went to visit Oda Sakunosuke, an accident caused him to stay outside for one night. When he returned the next day, he regretted to find that all his things had been sent back to the original place. The real "poop shoveler" It has been helped to receive and tidy up, leaving him with the same warm bed as usual.

This kind of silent way of action is quite inconsistent with the style of the reliable seniors. At one time, he had the idea of ​​"did he do something wrong"-for example, the out-of-towner didn't say hello in advance?But you shouldn't be angry...

Because he is not a shameless character, even if he has some doubts in his heart, he will not ask too much, and quickly devotes his energy to normal training to numb his exuberant curiosity.

I have to mention here, maybe it was the q incident that made Mori Ogai reflect on himself (?), the strap responsible for assisting him in controlling the assimilation ability did not reappear, and the old model is still used, which is a medical one that can be easily removed by himself bandage.In order not to cause an oolong that lost the chain at a critical moment, he also deliberately learned several solutions, which are enough to deal with Osamu Dazai's endless knot-tying methods.

In short, after experiencing the initial daily class, he has been able to move without hindrance and explore the surrounding situation with the other four senses, so he entered the second training session, and the person in charge naturally taught him how to understand In the Central Plains of China.

Then he discovered a new clue - the frequency of the teacher's distraction was too high, and he would often stare at him in a daze without knowing it, without making a sound or making a move for a long time.

If he opened his mouth to remind him, Fang Fang immediately used the gravity pressure (cat) tactic in a panic, as if he had done something wrong but insisted on taking the initiative first, he seemed guilty and embarrassed, but he was not good at making excuses, and Can't tell why.

#猫大王: Slowly hit a question mark.jpg#

The second thing that gave him a headache was Akutagawa, who had regained his human form, and his brain circuit became more and more peculiar.

The straightforwardness of canine creatures is obvious to all, and he has long been used to it.But I don’t know why, recently, when I unconsciously poked his hot spot and was evaluated (for the umpteenth time) as “very annoying”, the other party seemed to care very much suddenly, and every time he had to ask quietly: “ Is it really annoying?"

"Yeah, don't come near me for now—"

"Then, senior, please tell me what is wrong with me." Ignoring his annoyed appearance of walking away quickly, the boy in black followed closely, like a long tail that could not be shaken off, not calming him down at all. Opportunity.

(That's doing the nasty thing, isn't it?!)

Although he really wanted to speak his mind directly, but considering the comprehension ability of the worry-free junior, he simply stopped, chose to keep a cold face, and told him in a way that was close to an order: "You should stay far away now, so that you can get away with it." It's the safest course of action."

"Besides, no matter what the seniors say, the subordinates will obey."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke maintained his usual polite attitude, and responded neither humble nor overbearing, but what he said made people (the cat) furious.

Shuli: "..."

——If you don’t want to be obedient, don’t ask in the first place!Are you trying to annoy me on purpose? !

In order to prevent himself from suffering a myocardial infarction on the spot, he had no choice but to adopt the most primitive way of venting his anger, using the arm of the boy behind him as a molar stick, grabbing and biting off a series of sharp teeth marks.After doing such a cruel (?) ruthless move, he still flicked his tail angrily, and asked arrogantly: "Do you know that you are wrong? Don't say you don't know!"

"Well, wrong."

The tone of the boy in black was as dull as ever, with his black eyes lowered, he answered obediently as required.

If a feline can see with its binoculars, it is likely that there is a slight satisfaction in its expression, as if after close contact with it, it is sure that it is still not hated.

#犬科类思想模板: No matter what kind of closeness it is, it means that their relationship has not deteriorated, but they still need to continue to work hard. #

He stared at the remaining red marks between the skin, and did not pull back the high sleeves to cover it up, but let it be exposed to the air, not minding that it would attract the attention of others later.

It's a pity that he couldn't see his movements in the tree. He just heard a few short and perfunctory syllables. Naturally, he couldn't calm down, and asked aggressively: "Tell me, what's wrong?"

"That's exactly what I want to know."

"..."

The second-answer sound from the opposite side made the feline suffocate, and he wanted to beat his chest to relieve his breath-what kind of hell-level dialogue difficulty is this?Everything is back to square one, isn't it? !

As a result, he experienced the miserable situation again and again, which forced him to learn restraint, but whenever he wanted to meow meow, lose his temper, and throw the sentence "you are annoying" on the stubborn younger generation, he would break the sentence like a gasp , use something else instead, "You're very... you're fine, yes, yes, very fine."

He didn't mean to be ironic. After all, the scoring target used tactics, and mocking a guy who didn't turn his mind was no different from playing the piano against a cow.Now, he is just too lazy to do useless work and wants to live a few more years.

#猫大王: In order to live a cat’s life, I have sold my soul. #

What he didn't expect was that in such a tragic situation that hit his enthusiasm for life, the only person who could bring him warmth was not his good friend Alice of the same age (?), but Yukimura whom he hadn't seen for many days.

Due to the turmoil caused by the rampage of the q ability, except for a few vacationers specially approved by the leaders, the rest of the internal members of the port mafia were all busy hitting the back of their heads.So occasionally one or two people are missing, and no one will pay attention at all, let alone temporarily living in the tree of two points and one line of life, how will they know the tightly sealed inside information.

About Yukimura, or what role the illusionist Rokudokuro played in the Q incident, is the truth that only Mori Ogai and Dazai Osamu can understand. The conversation between the two masters and apprentices in the office also shows that their respective attitudes and positions.

As a leader at the pinnacle of organizational power, his vision and way of thinking, as well as the pros and cons he weighs, are never within the reach of ordinary people.A single gain or loss is not a big deal at all. If you plan well, you can get the highest benefit far beyond the previous damage.

So, after entering the dungeon alone, having a secret meeting with the prisoner, and reaching a satisfactory cooperative relationship between the two parties, the blue-haired boy who was the carrier of the illusionist was released, and received the orientation check and treatment in the medical room to ensure his condition Good, able to continue to support the standard required for possession.

Probably due to the spiritual comfort he received during his imprisonment, plus the various treatments he received a quick promotion after he was released, Xuecun has already ignored the despair of being abandoned during the turmoil, and lives much more vigorously than before.

However, it still couldn't compare to the nourishing life of the enemy he was jealous of, and it often made him feel uncomfortable.But due to the existence of Osamu Dazai, even if he wanted to make trouble, he couldn't conceive any new plan without flaws by racking his brains.

(Damn it, that bug-like guy is really an eyesore! Why can't it disappear sooner!)

"For a long time, the actions and thoughts you thought you were hiding were actually exposed to him as early as the very beginning, and it is very reasonable to be restricted everywhere."

The illusionist constructed a pleasant scene in his mind, and he was sitting on the lawn at this moment, commenting with a sober attitude of an outsider.

In order not to irritate the narrow-minded container, he quickly took on the attitude of a life mentor, smiled and said persuasively: "Instead of being so passive, why not use another method - for example, inserting into their relationship and provoking a little bit, how about it? "

"what do you mean……?"

The boy with inexperience frowned, and complained somewhat uncomfortably: "I have tried a lot to get closer to Chiyo, but he didn't completely regard me as a close friend, how could he be as good as Dazai?" What is the weight in his heart?"

"kufufufu~ There are some things that need to be compared to show the specificity of the individual. It doesn't matter, I will handle everything, you just need to sit on the sidelines and appreciate it."

After finishing his speech, the illusionist stood up gracefully, occupying the mobility of Xuecun's body, and took the initiative to exchange feelings with the target person (cat) during his lunch break alone after meals.

It has to be said that it was worthwhile for him to spend a lot of time investigating to find such a gap—the timing of being alone is naturally the most critical step in the plan.

"Knock Knock-"

He knocked on the door of the double room, facing the little figure who hurried over to open the door, obviously sleepy and dazed, showed a rather soft and harmless smile: "Finally found time to see you, I can Come in and sit down?"

The author has something to say: Everyone’s lives have begun to undergo certain changes. In short, Brother Shu slowly put out a question mark

_(:3∠)_No matter how many times, I have to sigh with emotion, mustard is really a special weapon against Shuge

Next, I was going to write a tear... tear jier (?) scene, because the time is too late, I can only wait until the next chapter, we will see you tomorrow_(:3∠)_

In this chapter, if you touch ten babies who leave a message normally, you will get a red envelope!I love you guys!

Record landmine feeding (87/100), and the update activity continues

Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angel who cast [Grenade]: 1 Fanhua;

Thanks to the little angels who voted [Line mines]: Wenlu, dace carp, long live the omnivorous. , Late Autumn Day Five, Fanhua, Tianqi·Wayne 1;

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

今天灯戒没充电18瓶；陌上阡华、皮皮大鲵10瓶；杂食万岁。8瓶；kyokalzu7瓶；鬼巳1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!