Cat King rules daily life in Yokohama

In the eyes of Oda Sakunosuke, Osamu Dazai has fulfilled his promise well, and the method of catching "cats" is indeed very gentle, but he is too childish and likes to joke.

Therefore, he automatically positioned the "owner" as the role of "protector", leaned over and patted the other person on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "Take good care of him, Dazai."

"Don't worry—"

The black-haired boy lifted the boy who was trapped by a pile of bandages, and held it under his arm, as if he had picked up a stray cat. He didn't care about the other person's comfort, and raised his foot towards the headquarters of the port mafia. go.

Without looking back, he raised his free left hand and waved it as a temporary farewell to his friend.

……

Today is probably a day that is enough to be recorded in the history of the port mafia.

It just so happened that the guards standing guard outside the door had just changed their shift and were in the most energetic state, so from a long distance, they saw the spiritual nightmare of more than 80% of the people in the organization slowly appearing in their sights.

This is not a rare thing, after all, no matter how scary it is, it is still an out-and-out own person, and even a strong candidate for cadres.

In short, don't panic, just get used to it.

——But, what is under Mr. Dazai's arm... a bandage?How much does this guy like bandages? !

Before they could finish complaining in their hearts, the subject of high-profile observation had already walked in front of them.To show respect, the two strong men in black suits lowered their eyes viciously, and happened to see the true face of the "bandage monster".

a little boy.

That's right, a naked, black-haired boy covered by bandages.

In this scene, a conjecture will involuntarily pop up in anyone's mind: Damn, is it possible that Mr. Dazai's bandages really became fine? !

"That's right."

Caught off guard, Osamu Dazai spoke suddenly, and said in an elusive and erratic tone: "It's just what you think, isn't it amazing?"

He obviously didn't even meet his eyes, but he seemed to have insight into everything. The moment he stepped into the hall, he threw out an argument that fueled the flames, and then disappeared irresponsibly around the corner, leaving behind two men who looked at each other and didn't know what to do. Is good.

"...It's just a lie, right? After all, you can't hear the truth from that person's mouth at all?"

"But I'm a little bit convinced, what should I do! No, how can this kind of explosive news be exclusive to the two of us, hurry up and post it to the forum!"

The two seemingly serious guards looked around and made sure that there was no third person nearby, then carefully took out their mobile phones, boarded the internal forum of the port mafia, and edited a phishing post full of gimmicks.

shock!What should I do if the boss's bandage has become fine, wait online, urgent!

As long as people who can enter the forum see the word "bandage", they can immediately associate key figures and join the discussion.

And the protagonist of the incident is obviously happy to see (or should be said to deliberately guide) the increasingly chaotic development of the situation, so he will not stop it at all.

Regardless of whether he was out of boredom or deception, in short, just like countless times in the past, he once again achieved his goal.

"Knock Knock-"

The door of the chief's room was knocked lightly, and inside the room, the man who was busy playing a dress-up game with the young girl (superior ability) stood up, without any intention of putting away the messy clothes on the floor, and said calmly:

"come in."

Almost at the same time as the sound fell, the people outside pushed the door and entered. They also regarded the usual scene as nothing, lazily picked up the results of their battles, and reported: "Chief, I brought back an interesting guy, I don't know Would you like to accept it?"

"Oh, Dazai, you really caused me a lot of trouble." The man called the leader smiled, turned around and sat back in his seat, picked up a document from the desktop, shook it, and continued. : "If you hand him over to exchange for a large bounty, it would be a good proposal... But, you obviously don't have this plan, do you?"

"What are you talking about? I don't have any plans of my own. I'm just waiting for your arrangement."

Osamu Dazai stretched the ending sound as if sighing, and put on a pitiful image of being persecuted, then changed the direction of his toes, and walked towards the door, "However, if you insist on not accepting it, I have no choice but to send him Throw it out from the upstairs, so as not to cause any disputes."

"Is this a threat, Dazai?" Mori Ogai still maintained a smile, as if he had a very talkative temper.However, anyone who knows his wrist will know that this is definitely not a signal for Ann.

Among the port mafia, I am afraid that only Dazai Osamu is not afraid of his majesty, and dares to bargain with him.

After all, the essence of the two of them is so similar, even if they restrain their edge, once they face each other, they will still inevitably collide—unless one party makes a slight concession, and today, this person is obviously not Dazai Osamu.

"I just provided the optimal solution you like."

The black-haired boy lowered his eyes, his iris-colored pupils reflected the disheveled hair of the "prey", the corners of his lips were raised inexplicably, and even his voice had a pleasant tone, "Although handing him over can be exchanged for temporary benefits, it can make up for it." Some losses brought to the organization by the Dragon Head War... But the value he can create by himself is far more than that."

"Because the data in the information is rather vague, I have just done a test for him to ensure that there will be no loss."

"Then, will you trust my judgment?"

"Since you said so..."

The man folded the document upside down on the table, propped his chin with crossed hands instead, and put on a nonchalant scrutiny gesture, smiling, "Of course I respect your opinion. But, Dazai, if there is any Question, I'm afraid I'll be the first to find you."

"G——It's so troublesome, I'd better throw him out."

Seeing the achievement of the goal, Osamu Dazai immediately showed a disgusted expression, waved his hands and began to shirk responsibility.

Unexpectedly, at this moment, the boy who had been quietly listening to being talked about like a commodity suddenly raised his head, looked at Mori Ogai not far away, and asked seriously: "From now on, I will just do it for you." Do you work?"

"Yeah, I didn't expect you to be young, but you don't have the inflexibility and stubbornness of a child." As soon as the man behind the desk finished speaking, the little girl in a foreign dress next to her raised her chin with a "hum" , so shocked that he quickly put on a fawning smile and tried to comfort her.

"Of course, Alice is the cutest no matter what!"

"Rin Taro, you are so disgusting." The little girl transformed into a supernatural power put her hands on her hips, ran to the side angrily, and continued to eat her own dessert.

With such a small episode, the atmosphere in the house has obviously warmed up a lot, and it even gave people the illusion of warmth for a time.

"Then can I make a request?"

The boy was not distracted, and still stubbornly stared at Mori Ogai with a pair of beautiful green eyes. By the way, he said the lines he had been preparing for a long time, "If you promise me, then in the days to come, I will dedicate my life to you." Loyal, willing to do things for you, rather than needing someone else's supervision to work hard."

"Oh, what an exciting exchange, let's talk about it."

Perhaps he never thought that a child would dare to be so bold, but Mori Ogai looked very interested, smiling and listening attentively.

Then, the boy wrapped in the bandage heaved a long sigh, as if he wanted to exhale all the unwillingness in his body, and then said in a steady and forceful voice: "I want to know what Dazai Osamu is the worst at."

"..." The boy whose name was called was rarely stunned for a moment.

"It seems that you have offended this little guy." Naturally, the leader of the port mafia will not laugh easily. At this moment, he just covered the corners of his lips with his fist, and continued after a few seconds: " Speaking of what Dazai is least good at...it should be Taijutsu."

The boss, who always followed the optimal solution, betrayed his subordinates without hesitation-who made this deal not only cost-effective, but also quite interesting, there is no way to reject it.

"Okay, please help me find a gymnastics teacher, the strongest one." The grudge-loving feline asked.