Cat King rules daily life in Yokohama

Which is more important, the momentary dignity or Mr. Dazai's order?For Ryunosuke Akutagawa, this question is not a multiple-choice question at all.

Despite all kinds of reluctance, he still held the determination to break the boat, completed the exchange request, and then eagerly waited for the other party to come up with a statement of self-criticism.

As a result, Shu Li, who was secretly regretting that there was no recording, waved his hand and signaled him to enter the room and sit and wait. He casually dug out a foreign dress from the closet and put it on, then went to the bathroom to wash, and then put it on with the help of his roommate. Matching hat.

According to the standard of felines, Hirotsu Liulang is the most perfect excrement shovel officer, and the way of serving his master is absolutely first-rate, unlike Dazai Osamu, who once combed his hair on a whim, and even ripped off a few cat hairs.

"Let me see, you have to hold the paper and pen..."

He rummaged through the drawers, took out the two things he hated the most, and stuffed them into the small schoolbag specially bought for him by his cohabitant.

Akutagawa watched him busy, waited for more than 10 minutes, realized in advance the miserable (?) life after having a girlfriend, and finally led the cat out of the room.

At first he didn't want to ask why he wanted to dress up as a boy, but now he had exhausted his patience and blurted out a sentence: "Is it your personal hobby to waste time on such things? "

"Huh? How is that possible?"

Juli, who had to accept the status quo, was instinctively upset, but seeing the serious face of the person beside him, his small thoughts of holding grudges immediately turned into playing tricks on the other party.

He put on the same serious expression and asked: "Let me ask you a question first, do you care about Osamu Dazai's thoughts very much and want to get his approval?"

"Naturally." The boy in black gave an affirmative answer without hesitation.

"Well, as a senior, I have to tell you the truth." The cat opened his eyes, trying to show 12 sincerity, and said nonsense: "Actually, my first foreign dress was given to me by him." That’s right, as his disciple, one must have the courage to break through the world’s vision in order to gain the most powerful power, and spiritual practice is also part of the special training.”

Akutagawa: "..."

——Mo, inexplicably makes sense?As expected of Mr. Dazai.

Seeing his vacillation, Shuli continued to work hard, and continued to start the mode of "killing words and killing words" to brainwash people: "If you want to get his approval, you have to reach my level, or even surpass me. Otherwise, how can you prove your determination and belief?"

His tone revealed the meaning of "I don't even dare to wear women's clothing, so what face is there to say that I am a disciple of Dazai Osamu", which made the (pseudo) younger brother stunned for a while, obviously believing his words .

The essentials of Zai-style philosophy: talk about the truth and the false, there is truth in the false, and the false in the truth, and it is the least likely to show one's feet.

The first women's dress was indeed put on by Dazai Osamu himself and given to him. Even if Akutagawa had the guts to ask side-by-side verification afterwards, he would definitely get a definite answer.Then, there will be a misunderstanding in human thinking, that is, if the first half of a sentence does not lie, it means that the second half also has a certain degree of truth.

Although he has only learned the superficial aspects of a bandage waste device, it is more than enough to deal with the simple-minded Ryunosuke Akutagawa.

While the two were talking, they had already taken the elevator to the second floor and entered the dormitory area for grassroots personnel.Compared with the double and single rooms upstairs, it is much more crowded here. Fortunately, there are not too many people during the day, so it doesn't feel too noisy.

Before entering the house, he received a call from Alice. In order to appease his coquettish friend, he had to inform his current location, indicating that she could come over at any time.

So, in less than 5 minutes, the little blond loli appeared bouncing around, wrapped her hands around his shoulders, and acted as a sticky pendant for him.

"Xiao Shu, I brought the dessert here specially, why don't you just take a bite first~ ah——"

"Wait wait... um."

The felines being fed seemed to never have a chance to resist. They maintained the posture of picking up the pen, and let the person behind them chew the strawberry crepe with puffy cheeks for a long time.

Xuecun, who lived in the same dormitory, was naturally present. Seeing this, he thoughtfully took out a tissue and prepared to help him wipe off the traces of cream that accidentally got on the corner of his mouth.

But probably by accident, Alice, who happened to turn around, bumped into the outstretched arm of the blue-haired boy, spilled all the remaining desserts, and threw them upside down on his shoulder.

A fairly neat old garment was declared scrapped.

"Really, why are you blocking my way?" The beautiful little girl made with supernatural powers put her hips on her hips, without the slightest sign of guilt, and the very eldest lady accused her in a temper.With that appearance, it would not be an exaggeration to say that she is arrogant and self-willed.

The boy who was criticized immediately lowered his eyebrows and apologized in a very good temper: "I'm sorry, it was my carelessness, please don't be angry."

"Hmph, you have a good attitude of admitting your mistakes, so I won't bother with you." She brushed her long hair and stuck it back to the back of the tree, complaining softly: "How long will we have to wait, let's go to Lin Taro's room Eat dessert? At least there won't be any messy people."

"Alice, Xuecun is also my friend, so we should get along well."

The feline was thinking about how to write a review letter, but he didn't pay much attention to the interaction between the two of them for a while. Seeing Xuecun's distressed appearance, he picked up a tissue and handed it over.

For some reason, the little girl couldn't bear the contact between them, so she pressed his hand directly, with a smile on her lips, and said reluctantly: "Okay, I will ask someone to make two more sets of new clothes and send them over." , it’s no big deal anyway.”

"Well, it's not a valuable thing in the first place, so don't pay too much attention to it." Instead of being wronged, the victim helped and comforted his "friend".

"I'll go to the bathroom to deal with it, and it will be fine soon."

The blue-haired boy waved his hand carelessly, signaling that he should not be bothered, then walked quickly to the other side, hiding the emotion in his eyes.

(It's intentional, but it's really annoying, that brainless guy...)

The little episode that happened just now did not affect the atmosphere. The tree unfolded the paper, picked up a brush and wrote a paragraph, and then handed it to Akutagawa, who asked the other party to trace it like a gourd painting.

As Mori Ogai's ability, Alice's education level is naturally not low. Seeing the review letter template that the newcomer got, she couldn't help laughing, her shoulders shrugged, and she silently leaned on the feline and kept shaking.

"She is..."

The black-clothed boy seemed a little suspicious, flipping through the paper in his hand repeatedly.There was only a short line of writing on it, and he couldn't make out what it was written in detail.

The half-beast boy flicked his tail, and replied very calmly: "She has never seen such a sincere self-criticism, she may be very touched. However, if you don't trust me, you can throw it away and hand it in vain to Dazai." rule."

"No, I must complete the task assigned by Mr. Dazai."

Thinking that he has already paid the price, and must not retreat because of this, Akutagawa Ryunosuke sat down, holding the pen aggressively, and was literally carving words with the way and strength of holding a knife.

While he was crawling, Shuli also wrote his own "review book" and made two small envelopes, put the one with his name on it, and handed it to his comrades who were about to go to the execution ground. .

"Take mine with you. I don't want to lose my personal space before normal class."

Akutagawa didn't suspect him, so he hurriedly grabbed the two self-criticisms and went to the teacher's office area, knocking on the door a little nervously.

"Come in--"

A soft and erratic voice came from inside, as if he was a little sleep deprived, and then he yawned again.

Osamu Dazai was lying comfortably on his side, with the recliner chair he moved in under his body, and some fluffy blankets were spread to increase the softness.The sun shone down, baking his whole body exuding a lazy warmth, much softer than usual.

If it is said that he is a cat at this moment, probably no one will refute it.

However, the boy who was a student didn't dare to stop his gaze, he hurried forward a few steps, and lowered his eyes to present the double-serving self-criticism.

"—Please take a look."

"What, why didn't he come here by himself." The black-haired boy sat up, made a dissatisfied voice, opened the envelope, and took out the paper inside to check.

The first one was from Akutagawa, and it said "Losing is convincing", the second was from Juri, and it said "Winning is fair and square".

Just from the text, you can see a certain kitten with its tail up, showing a smug look.

The corners of his lips were slightly raised, and he did not comment on the content, but instead focused on another matter, "Where did he go?"

"It was taken away by a lady named Alice." Akutagawa, who didn't know that he had been framed, replied sternly.

"Well, if that's the case, you stay here and copy the dictionary until I bring him back." The ruthless teacher sacrificed his ultimate mystery, pressed the student's head with a heavy tome, and said slowly Knowing the truth, "Sometimes, it's not a bad thing to be opportunistic, but you have to divide the object. When you can understand the words on the paper, you may understand what I'm talking about. In short, don't be lazy."

He raised his legs and walked out, leaving behind the new disciple who was hit by a double blow, while he walked unsteadily to the chief's room to catch the increasingly cunning kitten and bring him to justice.

Among the port mafia, he is probably the only one who has the right and courage to come directly to the door without passing through.

"Knock Knock-"

When the first syllable of "enter" sounded in the house, he pushed open the door unceremoniously, leaned on the door frame, and looked at the three people inside with a half-smile.

Two children dressed in lolita sat around the table, sharing a huge strawberry cake.And the man standing at the top of the organization, just like the most common lolicon in the world, is watching the warm scene in front of him with a smile.

However, under Dazai Osamu's eyes, the leader quickly returned to his usual stable look, crossed his fingers to support his chin, and returned his gaze with a smile.

"What's the matter, Dazai?"

"I should be the one to ask you, Mr. Mori." His disciple tilted his head, his iris-colored eyes showed a trace of dislike, and he said slowly in a long voice: "If you delay my teaching time any longer, come to satisfy me. Your personal taste, I am afraid that he will not be able to become a teacher in his whole life?"

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