Cat King rules daily life in Yokohama

Regarding the fact that Osamu Dazai is about to celebrate his birthday, Juli once spent two seconds thinking about it, and came to the easy conclusion of "that guy must not care about it, so he just needs to send a few more bundles of bandages", and he didn't intend to make a fuss about it at all. This trouble.

After all, a suicide lover who is in the stage of rehabilitating evil still maintains that cynical attitude. Apart from becoming more and more keen on teasing people (cats), he still seems to have no interest in other things. Of course, it is difficult to match him.

In short, he doesn't want to do things that are thankless.Besides, he doesn't need to win the favor of the black mud bandage monster at all, does he?Whoever wants to go will go.

But when he heard the request for the gift specified by the other party, his mind instantly became active again, as if falling into a small pebble on the surface of a lake, ripples rippled layer upon layer, and the waves couldn't stop.

——Hmm, a brilliant idea has popped into my head!

So the feline who was still wearing the beast ear and couldn't hear immediately raised his face, tried to make the round green eyes look more sincere, and then quite actively made a guarantee: "It's okay, I can still do it Ah! I just need someone to help... By the way, Akutagawa and I are here to get ready!"

"But, I haven't..."

The canine creature who was suddenly grabbed by the wrist subconsciously wanted to refuse the brain waves of the teachers and seniors of the feline department, trying to complete this difficult task by his own strength.

However, Cat King, who had turned on the hood boy mode, didn't give him the slightest chance to struggle, and directly pulled him out of the training room staggeringly, and rushed towards the big shopping mall closest to the port mafia headquarters.

Even though he didn't understand the true meaning of Osamu Dazai's joke, no matter how he looked at it, the current development seemed to be far from it.Especially when he stepped into the home appliance area, the doubts surging in his heart were about to burst out, but in the end he turned into a restrained and whispered question: "Senior, Mr. Dazai clearly said that he wanted to go bungee jumping, why? -"

"The reason why you are hesitating is not because you know that if you really let him mess around, it is very likely that you will directly untie the rope and turn into a tragic suicide by jumping off a cliff?"

Facing a dazzling array of electronic equipment in the tree, his eyes passed over the products that did not meet his requirements, until he landed in an area where the lights were flickering extraordinarily brilliantly, and then he dragged the unknown boy in black forward again, and looked inside products, while continuing to explain:

"I want to save my life, but also want to experience the exciting feeling. Sure enough, this kind of thing is the closest to his needs, right? You see, the latest model has dozens of adjustment modes!"

"This is……"

Because he grew up in a slum where materials were scarce in the past, Ryunosuke Akutagawa developed the living habit of saving water and electricity and not wasting food. He lived like an old man who had no desires and desires. Naturally, he did not understand all kinds of novelties in the outside world. The child is inevitably a little at a loss.

Fortunately, the items for sale in front of them are not only marked with their prices, but there are also thoughtful explanatory cards around them, so that people can easily understand their uses and basic usage methods.

——The vr game console allows you to play in an immersive and enjoyable way!

That line of words was very conspicuously written in the front, it was obviously a gimmick made by the merchant, and today's [-]% discount written in the special daily necessities shopping area!There is no difference.Even he can clearly interpret this point, but he can't generate any sense of identity at all.

"Is it the use of visual effects? Anyway, trying to achieve the so-called 'real' is tantamount to fantasy."

"Starting to criticize it without trying it out, isn't it in line with your actual combat style?"

Juli curled his lips in the state of gurgling black mud, and simply obtained the consent of the enthusiastic salesperson, put on the special glasses for the reluctant Akutagawa, and then clicked on a high-altitude pendulum provided in the demo Game, and then press the start button.

Because the screen not far away will play the picture in VR synchronously, so he can clearly depict the scene of another world without wearing glasses.

It has to be said that after more than ten years of development and evolution, the high-end level of this kind of game equipment has reached the point where the naked eye cannot distinguish its reality from reality.

In short, even if you have made enough psychological expectations and know that it is false, you will inevitably have illusions, let alone people who are basically unprepared, rushing into it will only--

"Rashomon Black Wave!"

"Boom, boom, boom—!"

Accompanied by an uncontrollable growl, the supernatural power that was quietly attached to the black coat directly erupted, like a huge wave bursting out of the seabed, tumbling wildly around the owner centered on the owner, slapping indiscriminately may cause Thing that poses a threat.

The tiled floor under his feet was the first to suffer, being overturned to reveal the original color of the cement underneath, followed by various mechanical products that were closest to him, one after another annihilated into pitiful residues and debris, fluttering in the air falling downward.

It is probably because of the long time getting along that some habits have been imprinted in the bones and blood. The junior standing next to him was safe and sound, and was wrapped around his waist by a belt that Rashomon instinctively separated to protect the safety in the tree. question.

The cat king who was entangled in the body didn't appreciate it at all, and kept thumping, wishing to blow the opponent's dog's head off on the spot.

"——Stop it quickly! If you continue to destroy it, even if you advance the salary for the next three years, you won't be able to pay it back!"

"Hey, Akutagawa! Can you still hear me?... Ryunosuke Akutagawa!"

……

In the end, the two saboteurs who caused a small-scale disaster took out their savings cards and contributed almost all of their wealth before they barely compensated the store for the loss and brought back a newest VR device.

Calculated, they spent a full ten times the price to buy birthday gifts for the teacher, but they didn't plan to publicize it, otherwise what they would welcome would not be gentle comfort and moving tears, but a burst of wild laughter that could blow over the ceiling .After all, what kind of (inferior) personality Osamu Dazai has, the two disciples already know it well, so why bother to send it to others for fun.

One cat and one dog secretly reached a consensus, silently carried the machine back to the headquarters, and found a hidden place to hide it.

On Dazai Osamu's birthday, while the owner of the room was out, Juli broke the barrier behind the window sill with the perfect technique of learning from Yokohama No. A whole piece of slightly bulky equipment was brought into the room steadily.

But compared to the junior who swaggered into the teacher's bedroom, the well-behaved boy in black didn't choose to follow. Instead, he turned around and went back to the lobby to take the elevator, and honestly walked the route of visiting at the main entrance.

Of course, the person who opened the door to greet him was not the owner of the room. The feline dressed in snow-white tilted his head in a good mood, letting the animal ears on the top of his head tilt to one side, showing him the joy at the moment almost cutely.

God knows, how much effort he took to restrain the urge to raise his hand to touch the fluffy hair of the person in front of him.But the same as before, the twitching fingers only bent twice, pressed into the cool palm, and there was no further offense.

"I've sent a message to Osamu Dazai."

Not knowing what he was thinking about, he shook the mobile phone wrapped around the end of his tail in the tree, and speculated in a rather expectant (some guy's bad luck) tone: "I guess it will take less than 10 minutes, this person will immediately—"

Before the word "run back" was spoken, the two of them heard the sound of light footsteps from far to near from the other side of the corridor.About the time he raised his head, he saw a figure leaping into his eyes, like a big black bird flapping its wings, landed in front of them calmly.

(Unexpectedly, it didn't even reach 30 seconds...?!)

"You guy, could it be that you just dropped your job and ran back without saying hello?" Thinking back to the unreliable style of the bandage monster, the feline suddenly felt that what he asked was undoubtedly nonsense, and hurriedly Restraining his surprised expression, he let out a long sigh.

——Up to now, Akutagawa is probably the only one left in the organization who always firmly believes that his teacher manages every day, so he is a role model worth learning, right?To make such a low-level mistake, he is simply reduced to a fool who has been deceived...

Cat King, who was short-circuited for a minute due to being too excited, couldn't help shaking his ears, trying to dispel wrong thoughts that shouldn't appear.

Sure enough, the black-haired boy who had never reflected on what he had done shrugged his shoulders, and said confidently: "If I need to deal with everything myself, what are the subordinates doing? If the meaning of existence is lost, they will not be able to understand it. To pay, and then live on the street. So in order to avoid such a sad situation, I must leave room for it—”

"Too lazy to argue with you..."

Knowing that in terms of sophistry, it may never be possible to defeat the skinless and shameless Jae-so, in order not to age himself prematurely, Juli shut his mouth wisely, and by the way ignored the face beside him, "I see, it is indeed Dazai." "Sir", the loyal chef, took the lead and walked into the house.

With a bang, the door was closed tightly by the homeowner, blocking the sight of the outside world from accidentally drifting in.

About the next day after that, strange gossips circulated within the Port Mafia——

"Hey, have you heard? On Mr. Dazai's birthday, he stayed in the house with two disciples all night and didn't come out..."

"I passed by by chance, and I heard a strange cry coming from inside!"

"Isn't the point the next day?! I saw with my own eyes that they looked so overworked that they couldn't even straighten their waists, eh..."

"Could it be that Mr. Dazai finally couldn't bear it anymore and started to attack the young cat... But that's not right. If Akutagawa-kun is in the house, it's impossible to succeed, right?"

"Oops, you're making my terrible adult thinking go wild! Stop it, my brain!"

"By the way, do you know that Mr. Dazai called his disciple to go to his room again today, and he has been there for several hours...Damn it, it's just a little, a little bit of curiosity!"

"What are you discussing?"

(Double again) As soon as the orange-haired boy returned to the headquarters after finishing his business trip, he always heard messy voices coming into his ears along the way. At this moment, he finally couldn't help but grab someone casually, feeling a little uneasy Inquiring about information: "Tell me everything you know. Don't worry, I won't beat you. What are you afraid of?"

3 minute later.

Somewhere in the corridor, there was a sudden shaking, and only a loud "bang" was heard, and the fist covered with black leather slammed into the wall, creating densely spreading cracks around it.

When he withdrew his arm and moved his wrist bones in front of the huge crater left by the falling meteorite, showing a murderous and stern expression, he immediately frightened the black suit who informed the information to his knees, for fear that the next one who would turn into mud and debris would be Own.

(Although, Mr. Nakaya does not have the temperament to kill innocent people indiscriminately, but when the momentum is on, it is still too terrifying...)

(Please remember the self who just said "can't hit people"! Calm down!)

(...Leader, it seems that the two diamonds within our organization are about to sharpen each other again... Please be sure to protect the receding hairline!)

The author has something to say: _(:3∠)_Let’s have fun playing vr together! (Slowly facing Zhong also took out the haunted house game in his hand