Cat King rules daily life in Yokohama

How to survive the PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds when he knew it was a proposition was something that Akutagawa Ryunosuke had never thought about—after all, according to his simple and rude style, he always used his abilities without hesitation in the face of any crisis or obstacle Break it, there is no second possibility at all.

However, now he can't choose to manipulate Rashomon to directly put the most important teacher and senior in a string, and then throw them out along the window to completely end the lives of the two of them, right?No, even having that kind of imagination in his mind would make him feel unacceptable.

So instead of answering questions, he now felt that it was much easier to wipe his neck with a small fruit-peeling knife.

Seeing the simple and honest canine creature caught in the middle of two cat tempers, wishing to perform a death on the spot, the red-haired man who was stunned for a long time finally opened his mouth, and resolved the slightly tense atmosphere earnestly: "You guys Two, take a good rest and don't try to be aggressive."

"Oh--"

In an instant, after waking up, he began to soften his attitude towards the two meowing guys, and made a long sound in unison, as if being patted on the head by a gentle breeder, and habitually pretended to be good together, waiting for the private It's like continuing to fight wits and courage.

As for any official (parent) who shovels (old) shit (father) and faces such a headache combination, it is impossible to do better than Oda Sakusaku.He seems to be born with an extremely peaceful aura, making those close to him involuntarily become Buddhas for a short time, and enter the world of retirement where they can drink together with teacups soaked in goji berries.

In short, the gunpowder smoke that had just risen dissipated so easily that the boy in black, whose brain was down, couldn't recover for a while.As for whether the question he will consider next is "this person is a strong man worthy of respect" or "he can get Dazai-san and seniors to treat him differently, and he must be defeated", probably only he himself knows. .

Ango Sakaguchi, who was also silent for a long time, forcibly sat up straight, took the glasses placed on the table beside him and put them back on, showing a face full of holes and not knowing where to start, finally he could only sigh and give up participating The troubles and struggles created by friends turned into headaches for their own work.

"No matter what happened, after so many days without work, I must have accumulated a lot of documents to deal with... I must go back and deal with it quickly."

"Hey, although I really want to persuade you, it's better to treat it as a vacation and enjoy it..."

Osamu Dazai tilted his body lazily, his whole body was like a creature made of liquid, slowly overflowing from the edge of the bed to the ground, and then turned into a human form, put on his shoes, and sighed reluctantly : "But even I have problems that must be solved, so there is no way to be lazy—"

"If you are going to interrogate the prisoners who have been captured, why not take me with you. Take this opportunity, just let me sit in and learn about torture, isn't it the best of both worlds?" I still remember the promise I made in a fit of anger , Shuli then lifted the quilt, ready to leave with the Bandage Monster regardless of previous suspicions.

Even though he doesn't want to admit it, Lingguang's brain and the habits he has developed in getting along with him for a long time can basically allow him to understand every unfinished sentence of the other party, and successfully connect the twists and turns of it - of course, referring to It's a serious matter. Speaking of the part of not (evil) serious (acting) classic (drama), he estimates that he will have to practice for five or six years, and he still needs the other party to stagnate and wait before he can barely catch up.

Hearing this, the black-haired boy paused, frowned as if he had heard some distressing request, and then refused vaguely: "It's not enough, we have to wait. Just pretend that I approved you and Akutagawa's request." Let’s spend some leisure time with Oda Saku. Haven’t you been looking forward to it for a long time?”

"..."

The feline who was gently pinched by Qiaoqiao dropped its ears, watched him and the black-haired young man who was rushing back to work leave one after the other, and stuffed himself into the soft quilt angrily.

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However, since he arrived in the future world with a ten-year rocket launcher and learned that Oda Sakunosuke and several children died in an accident, he really wanted to spend more time with them, and found out the specifics that he hadn't had time to ask clearly. reason.

Because no matter how you think about it, the cause of many deaths is not like an accident, but man-made. If he can help them avoid risks, he is of course willing to do his best.But in order to ensure the stability of time and space, he cannot personally tell others the information he has obtained that is enough to affect the direction of fate, and he can only fight with his own strength.

But he knew how sensitive Osamu Dazai was, and probably guessed something from the clues, and also noticed all kinds of abnormalities around him.I have to say that he was very fortunate that the two of them existed as teammates of the same faction, otherwise the difficulty of the rescue mission would have been increased by a hundred times, and he basically declared gg completely from the very beginning.

"In that case—"

The feline who had done some thought work for himself suddenly popped up again, showing a pair of black fluffy animal ears and swaying, looking at the red-haired man inexplicably fascinated, he asked tentatively: "Mr. Oda, Akutagawa and I, can we go play with you tomorrow?"

"Well, this is no problem. Saku Le also said that she misses you very much. She will be very happy when she finds out."

"Under..."

Akutagawa reflexively wants to refuse the vacation, but the two mountains of respect (belly) love (black) and seniors are pressing on his head, forcing him to enter the recuperation mode, and there is no room for resistance.As a last resort, he could only swallow the itchy lines in his throat, and whispered out another question that he was quite concerned about.

"Sakura is referring to..."

"Ah, it's a child I adopted. He was rescued by Juli in a crisis before, so I have always admired him as an idol." The red-haired man didn't realize the real focus of his question at all, ignorant Smiling happily, he concluded in a slightly relieved tone: "To be precise, that child should like Shuli quite a lot."

"...I will go to trouble you together."

The vigilant boy in black who was poked somewhere paused suspiciously for a moment, and then responded aggressively, killing the last trace of hesitation in his heart by the way.

—A girl who has an unrequited crush on senpai... huh?In any case, there is a series of necessity to explore the ultimate crisis.

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After deciding on the next day's itinerary, Shuli's mood improved a lot, so he stepped on his shoes and moved his sore limbs, hoping to quickly restore his best condition.During this period, he didn't forget to call back the reliable senior who had missed many calls on his mobile phone, and reported his specific situation, so that the other party didn't have to worry, and he could just go on the mission with peace of mind.

Although Zhongyuan Zhongya really wanted to come back immediately and check his condition in person, but seeing the unstoppable battle in front of him, he could only click his tongue in displeasure, and told him to be honest, and come back to arrest him and interrogate him about the disappearance. night, and then hung up the communication.

Shuli: ...

——Actually, I didn't understand exactly what happened... Chuya-senpai didn't give a chance to defend himself at all, could it be that he was both angry again?Inexplicably, I feel that I really made him worry a lot...

(It seems that when Chuya-senpai celebrates his birthday, he should give him an expensive gift to make up for it.)

Recalling the cool motorcycle printed on the inside pages of the magazine by chance, he paced back and forth while secretly calculating his savings, then gave it up again with a wooden face, and chose to replace it with something else.

As time passed, he began to feel that the discomfort in his body gradually subsided and reached an acceptable range.

Compared with the younger generation who had been shot several times, he was just exhausted from excessive exercise, which was nothing serious at all.Especially for the gymnastics who exercise regularly, at best, it is as simple as forgetting to open an umbrella to wet clothes on a rainy day, and it will automatically change back to its original state with a slight movement.

So when night fell, he could no longer feel the side effects caused by Dazai's ingredients (injection) and treatment (poison), and immediately felt much refreshed.

As an active feline, and in the near future, it has also taken on the responsibility of protecting the living environment of the younger brothers in Yokohama, so it takes time to conduct night inspections almost every two or three days, and it will appear for some reason The strange tale of revenge cat continues, deterring all human beings who try to abuse cats.

So how could he lie down at this moment, he made up a little excuse, and slipped out quietly, turning into a black shadow that blended into the darkness, and started his patrol road for the first time.

However, he soon discovered that this trip was very different from the past——

"The situation has improved a lot in the past two days, you don't need to worry..."

Lihuamao, the second-in-command to collect all kinds of information, tilted his head, hesitated for a moment, and then carefully gossiped: "I thought you would bring the two-legged beast from before to watch the night. That...has he fallen out of favor?"

The cat king in the mist: "...???"

"I already knew that Twolegs are not suitable to be our mating partners, and they will be discarded by you sooner or later."

Perhaps it was imagining love and hatred from his expression without authorization, it breathed a sigh of relief, and confided its inner voice like a flood that opened the gate: "Look, you can choose the female cat of the same clan as you like, even if you like it." Tomcat, everyone, everyone is fine! I don’t know what you think of me..."

"……wait."

There were small question marks in the tree's head, and he waved his hand to stop its slightly excited meowing. With an increasingly ominous premonition, he forced himself to ask calmly: "I brought humans to watch the night... two days ago. Something? At that time, what happened?"

"That day, you seemed to have eaten a lot of scorpion, and then grabbed a bandaged two-legged beast and said that he was your eternal servant. Doesn't the meaning of eternity mean a mating partner? Someone asked him Is it the man you snatched back from the nest, you, you probably like this statement, and you are showing it off everywhere..."

Cat King: "…………………… You don't talk, let me take it easy."

At this time, the port mafia headquarters.

Osamu Dazai dug out the recording and listened to the live broadcast: "Pfft hahahahahahahaha——"

The author has something to say: After eating the Vitality Chicken, everyone will be full of energy, so that night, they collectively patrolled Yokohama at night, across the entire city... The side effect is that all of them have been forgotten, but now the two parties have all known the truth_ (:3∠)_

In this chapter, if you touch ten babies who leave a message normally, you will get a red envelope!Love you chirp chirp!

Record landmine feeding (88/100), and the update activity continues

感谢在2019-11-2623:49:58~2019-11-2723:07:02期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 Fanhua;

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 1 bottle of Black Magic Sky, Lu Wen Yu Ji;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!