Cat King rules daily life in Yokohama

Juli can guarantee that if it was Osamu Dazai who played tricks on him just now, even if he will be tricked again, he will punch him in the stomach.

In fact, if he was tall enough, he wanted to slap his face even more.

However, as a plush lover, he looked at the cute and soft cat face at the moment, so he couldn't let it go, so he angrily rubbed it from top to bottom several times, blowing up all the soft black fur , It can be regarded as venting the depression in my heart.

"How can you treat a patient so rudely—"

Osamu Dazai, who had teased the cat just now, seemed to remember the sick and weak person he made for himself, and limply nestled in the other's arms, complaining aggrievedly, "I just liven up the atmosphere, really...you If it's too much, I'll cry!"

"Are you a three-year-old child..." The black-haired boy looked at the playful little black cat in his arms speechlessly, and couldn't help but complain.

"What the doctor said just now is the sequelae of assimilation, which makes me feel more depressed, so logically speaking, if you make me cry, it's a double blow! It's beyond the mark!"

Relying on the results of the doctor's nonsense diagnosis and treatment, the little kitten was extremely confident. While speaking, a few slender whiskers kept trembling, which seemed to add a lot of cute elements.

Therefore, no matter how unreasonable it is, as long as it is still covered with a layer of harmless skin, it will not be able to attract the evil feeling in the tree. Instead, it will reap a series of head stroking and body massages, which are so comfortable that it does not want to change back to its original state.

——It's nice to be a cat... But it's good to enjoy it once in a while, and if you spend a little longer, it will definitely cause a lot of trouble.

While Osamu Dazai was thinking to himself, the black-haired boy had already walked into the house, looking around habitually.

Compared with the living room of ordinary people, this place is more like a small library. There are shelves on the walls from left to right, and all kinds of books are neatly placed.Its scope of coverage is not only far beyond that of its peers, but even most adults in their 40s and [-]s may not be able to match it.

However, apart from some obscure and difficult tomes, as well as dangerous words such as **, there are still some household areas related to cooking and life, which is so weird that it makes people smack their tongues.

However, the felines who grew up in the laboratory are basically equivalent to illiterates. There is no problem with listening and speaking, but reading and writing is simply a life-threatening death.So he didn't read the text on the spine of the book carefully at all, and directly shifted his gaze to other directions.

The second most eye-catching thing in the house is the bandages scattered in every corner. The number is astonishing, about enough to wrap the owner of the room into a silkworm chrysalis ten times, and hang it up for a swing.

"Anyway, this number is too exaggerated..." Shuli murmured.

Although facing these things will always remind him of the misery in the morning, but because he has masturbated Osamu Dazai's cat shape, at present, he is attracted by another thing.

"You obviously don't have a wound on your body, why are you wearing a bandage?"

"The work of the mafia is very hard. I often have to work under the hail of bullets. I just have better resilience." The little black cat innocently opened his eyes and said nonsense, putting the sentence "Bandages are friends of suicide lovers" The words were hidden in the stomach.

Through contact, he has fully understood that the child in front of him has a temper that eats soft but not tough. In order to (*satisfy his own bad taste) to facilitate communication, he chooses to continue to add bricks and tiles to his poor little man, saying how miserable and meaningful How miserable.

"There is no vacation, no human rights, no security, no normal social interaction... Ah, the key is not to leave the job. Thinking about it is very desperate, right? The only way to free yourself is to die."

"Well, speaking of this, if you ever lose interest in life, you can ask me to commit suicide together~"

Osamu Dazai, who was originally teasing the cat, became excited when he mentioned death-related matters, and sincerely sent out an invitation.

If it were changed to before, the felines who were full of disgust towards him would definitely ignore him and deepen the impression that "this person really has a mental problem".

However, at this moment, being double-attacked by Fluffy + Weak buff, Shuli was completely in a state of confusion, so he nodded indiscriminately and said: "Ah, oh..."

——It seems that Osamu Dazai's life is very hard, no wonder his personality is so bad... Or, be a little more friendly to him in the future?

——This guy is so deceitful.

At the same moment, the two had diametrically opposite opinions. Fortunately, the deceived party did not have mind reading skills, otherwise it would have turned into a bloody tragedy on the spot.

After observing the layout of the entire room and habitually confirming that there is no danger, the half-beast boy hugged the cat, and according to his light-seeking nature, immediately got into the balcony and occupied the comfortable rocking chair.

This location is probably quite popular with the homeowners. The cushions are very soft and full of sunlight. Sitting on it, I feel warm and lazy, as if my bones are about to melt together.

The tail behind him was swaying very comfortably, and the pair of cat pupils gradually relaxed, revealing beautiful sparkling blue waves, a rare and unguarded look.

The little black cat in his arms was almost in perfect sync with him, with its small chin resting on his wrist, and whenever his fingers were combing the base of his ears, his eyes narrowed into two arcs in comfort, and he kept purring softly. guttural.

Of course, its brain has never stopped functioning, it has been brewing (bad) ideas with its eyes closed, and it deliberately rubs its head around to speed up the speed of returning to normal.

With its full assistance, naturally it didn't take long to remove the feline effect, and return to the image of a handsome naked boy again.

He didn't feel shy in the slightest, he went back to the room to wrap up the bandages, put on his casual clothes again, and then took out a mobile phone and shook it at the boy not far away.

"You and Zhong also made an appointment to go out to eat, can you bring me? Compared with the places he knows, I can find more delicious seafood dishes."

"...T-Bring you one more, I have no objection." The warmth of the sun still remained in the eyes of the feline animal, even if it was pretending to be cold, the always fierce eyebrows and eyes were not intimidating Powerful, it shows a bit of cuteness that people can't bear to expose.

Osamu Dazai read his subtext, and immediately pressed his phone a few times in a pretentious manner, without raising his head, he said, "Then I'll send a text message to Chuya, and we'll meet outside~ By the way, you need to change your disguise , After all, it is a reward order, and it is easy to be found if it appears in a crowded place."

"Cross-dressing?"

The half-beast boy raised his hand and touched his head, frowning in distress.

Even if he changed his outfit, as long as his cat ears and tail were exposed, it would be too eye-catching no matter what.

——But, I really don't want to give up the seafood feast, I'm so hungry...

"Actually, I have a good idea!"

The black-haired boy excitedly took out a beautifully packaged bag from the cabinet, held it up as if offering a treasure, and added a special sound effect, "Dangdang—look, Mr. Sen asked me to buy it for Alice yesterday. Foreign dress and matching accessories! When you wear it on your body, it can just cover your tail, and if you wear a hairpin, everyone will have the illusion that the animal ears are fake~”

"No, I don't know how to wear women's clothes! This, this kind of thing is just..." Shuli stood up abruptly, not knowing whether it was because of anger or some other reason, a slight blush gradually appeared on his cheeks.Because the skin is too fair, it looks particularly obvious, making his face much more vivid than usual.

"G? If that's the case, I'll cancel it in the notification? It's a bit regrettable, it's a very, very, very delicious private restaurant—"

"..."

At this moment, the incited party was at war with heaven and man in his heart, and then suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and hurriedly stammered: "I can wear a hat! Yes, the hat can cover the ears, and then tuck the tail into the pants... "

"Unfortunately, I don't have a hat. Hoodies and the like are too ugly, and it's not within my aesthetic range. Besides, the pants are not the right size."

Carrying the bag, the black-haired boy approached the feline that was forced into a dead end step by step, but the expression on his face was very harmless, as if he was genuinely interested in the other party.

"Come on, tell me, which side do you want to choose?"

"Don't be nervous, I didn't mean to force you to make a choice, it's up to you. So tell me, is it a seafood feast or a dress?"