Cat King rules daily life in Yokohama

The knock on the door with a different rhythm was obviously not made by one person. Thinking of the two restless guys left outside the house, and the over-the-top butcher chef whose brain circuit is different from ordinary people, the emotions that Zhong Yuanzhong had just brewed immediately dissipated. Immediately, it darkened visibly to the naked eye.

——This group of troublemakers with ulterior motives don't give people a chance to speak properly at all!On purpose, absolutely on purpose!

As if to test his conjecture, San Dao didn't even bother to think of excuses, came in——

"Xiao Shu, you've been in for a long time, you may have encountered some danger, right? Open the door, I'll beat the bad guys away for you!"

"Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow—(translation: Stomach hurts, want to use the bathroom~)"

"Pre-senior, cough cough cough..."

If it wasn't for maintaining his own image, he would definitely have complained about their flaws: Don't say that there are no bad guys in the bathroom, even if something abnormal happened, how could he still be free to open the door?Moreover, who is the bad guy is really easy to tell at a glance? !I can't understand the cat language in the middle, so I skip it for now.Akutagawa, who was the last one to speak, didn't even know what to say, was he just pushed to the shelves?

Probably because he felt the same way, and could understand what Osamu Dazai was talking about, the cat king tilted his head and found out the loopholes in it expressionlessly: "Obviously I have prepared cat litter for you, wouldn't it be fine to use that?"

Having said that, he still walked over to open the door, and looked down at the Bombay cat who was sitting obediently at his feet.After all, he couldn't make up his mind to resist the temptation of Fluffy, so he stretched out his hand to hold it in his arms, and while rubbing the soft fluffy black fur, he helped it come to a conclusion on his own.

"A thick-skinned guy like you will definitely not care about being naked, so it must be okay to help you dispel the ability outside."

"Huh? How could it be? I'm also easily shy."

Seeing the success of the plan to disturb the two of them alone, the black kitten couldn't help curling up the slender beard on the side of his mouth, looking like he's trying to be a good boy even though he's getting cheap. Instead, I want to stroke its hair a few times as a means of "punishment".

Almost in the next second, it received the expected caress. The slender five fingers were like a gentle spring breeze, slowly blowing across its back, bringing a very pleasant sense of comfort.

I don't know how many times, the cadre reserve who is also cat-tempered once again gave birth to the idea of ​​"being a cat is really good, it doesn't matter if you don't recover all the time".But considering all the inconveniences, he had no choice but to give up the idea of ​​being lazy, squinting his eyes and letting out a small guttural sound of "gurgling" from his throat to enjoy the short interval of peace.

Compared with his face-saving rival, he is obviously the type (to achieve his goal) who doesn't care about face problems at all. He not only lets the hand in the tree move freely, but also turns over in coordination, revealing his fragile soft belly, showing off to others. Harmless and trusting.

Although he knew it was the most unrealistic illusion, Juli couldn't resist, and couldn't help but poke the warm cat's belly with his fingertips, only to get a soft hum with a smile in return, And sighs of unknown meaning.

"Your fingers are really comfortable..."

"Hey, you bastard, don't look like you've been done something, it looks really bad." The blond-haired supernatural body that can't turn into a cat stared at the Bombay cat sourly, wishing to see its body with its eyes. After poking a few holes, I didn't realize that what I said was quite a shocking argument.

The feline who diligently dispelled the ability couldn't help but move when he heard the words, and the two soft and thin animal ears on the top of his head shook left and right twice, fully expressing the owner's slightly uncomfortable mood, and then he refuted it sternly Said: "It doesn't matter if it is a male, if it is a female, there will be a big problem, so I will try my best to control it, so as not to harm any human female..."

He is a standard woman-phobic patient, and from a certain point of view, he is very similar to the gentleman style of Guangjin Liulang.Considering that disabling the ability requires a hundred random strokes of the winning bidder, of course he is absolutely unwilling to offend any opposite sex in this way, so he corrected his friend's statement in this way.

However, for the spectators with dark thoughts, those words can simply interpret several misleading (dream) connotations.

All in all—the little cat/little tree/little ghost head/senior really thinks that men are better than women, there is no doubt about it.

Not knowing what kind of misunderstanding he had caused, Juli didn't stop his movements, and in the silence of each other's thoughts, restored Osamu Dazai, who was endowed with supernatural powers, into a human form.

I don't know if it's a coincidence or on purpose, but the brazen guy got into the sheets halfway, so when he returned to his original shape, his lower body was just covered tightly, leaning crookedly like a mermaid On feline legs.

"Well, you should see clearly this time, I'm a real male."

The black-haired boy slowly stood up, exposing his chest, which was rarely wrapped in bandages, to the eyes of the people in front of him. At the same time, he said in a long tone as if reminding him, "Don't think about it anymore——"

Shuli: "..."

——This guy actually still remembers the thing he thought about disguised as a man before, so narrow-minded.

"I really can't bear it with you, annoying guy!" Seeing that the combat power of the mortal enemy increased with the removal of the ability, Alice stood up angrily, but for a while she couldn't think of how to effectively attack .

After all, an opponent with a good brain, supernatural powers, and most importantly, the three essential elements for success of "persistence, shamelessness, and persistence in shamelessness", whoever fights with him, may not be able to easily find an entry point.

And Osamu Dazai obviously didn't give her a chance to continue jumping. He simply let go of his hand, and his whole body tilted towards the supernatural body in the shape of a loli, and directly wiped her out completely by relying on the bug-level human disqualification.

Then, with a rather harmless smile, he made an insincere excuse: "Ah, sorry, didn't sit still."

Chuya Chuya, who was watching the disintegration of the alliance of troublemakers, was in a mixed mood.

— No one can't see that you did it on purpose, right?But it seems a bit refreshing... No, no, no, he doesn't want to stand in the same camp as the bastard mackerel, it's too easy to be tricked!

Recalling his previous misery, he stretched out his hand suddenly, as if grabbing a piece of non-recyclable garbage, and tore off his deadly enemy who was trying to stay on the bed in the tree and refused to move, and even wanted to open the window decisively and throw it outside .

But the other party lived up to the nickname he gave him, just like a slippery mackerel, with a twist somehow, the whole person was out of his control, and he took off the quilt to wrap himself tightly, It only showed a handsome face that deserved a beating.

Just looking at his face, Osamu Dazai definitely belongs to the high-level melancholic and beautiful boy type, but his helpless words greatly lowered the score of temperament, and he rushed towards the strange realm of death——

"Obviously you slept with the kitten for more than half a month before, but it's someone else's turn to put on a face of debt collection. It's too double standard, short-legged slug!"

"...That's to take care of him, it's completely different from your starting point?!"

Because there were too many elements in his words, the orange-haired boy didn't know where to start to reply, so he could only focus on the things he was most concerned about and argue.

Unexpectedly, the black-haired boy immediately narrowed his eyes, with a playful smile on his lips, relying on his opponent's thin-skinned weakness, he took the initiative to ask: "Oh? You are telling me what I think, what is the relationship with you? What's the difference? If I'm persuasive enough, I don't mind following your arrangement at all."

"... Who, who cares what you think! In short, hurry up and get out of the kid's room, or I will really beat you to a broken bone!"

"Again—is—do you want to use violence to solve the problem? As expected of Chuya, who has a simple mind and well-developed limbs~"

"Hey, you bastard...!"

Seeing that the two reserve cadres who were daily head-shaking had been reduced to the level of elementary school students quarreling, the sleepy cat king closed his eyes, as if he couldn't figure out how they still had so much energy, and lazily commanded them to stay silent Little brother who has been singing for a long time.

"Akutagawa, go and help me out, Senior Chuya won't hit you anyway..."

As he was talking, he suddenly remembered that in the pet shop, in order to save his teacher (idol), the uneasy younger generation chose to push out the poor and innocent Manjikang for sterilization, and he couldn't help it in his heart. Shaken for a moment.

——Although Chuya-senpai is a reasonable person, he will not casually blame the innocent, but it is a matter of male dignity, so it should not be so easy to talk about...

In order to alleviate the embarrassment, he changed his words and said: "Forget it, it's more reliable to drag Dazai away. According to your current physical skills, it should be more than enough to deal with him... Don't hesitate, you don't want to see him being hit by Senior Ye Shall I be disabled?"

A trace of struggle flashed across Akutagawa's usual calm face.No one can get a glimpse of how his brain circuits like steel rails work, but after about ten seconds, the conclusion of his thinking escapes from his thin lips that lack blood, "But I should respect Mr. Dazai's choice... "

(Very well, that means I won’t help.)

Silently made a vernacular summary for the guy who loves to chew on words. The tree was so weak that he didn't want to talk anymore. He was trying to use his remaining energy to prevent the escalation of the war, but before he could stand up, he suddenly heard The man continued in a very calm tone: "Also, in order to be on par with Mr. Dazai and get the final approval, what I should do next...maybe be a fair snatch?"

Rarely, it seems that even he felt a little hesitant about his wonderful remarks, and by the way tried his best to ignore the option "can help Mr. Dazai achieve his wish" - because of the nature of canine food protection (?), He is absolutely unwilling to hand over the target he has been staring at, even if the other party is a teacher he has always respected.

Felines will never be able to penetrate his brain circuits. Hearing this, they couldn't help flicking their tails, slapping his calves, and stopped them in despair: "You don't need to learn from him for this kind of thing?! What's more , My site can't sleep two people at all! This is a single bed!"

"Senior, you can clearly sleep four people."

The black-clothed boy put his hands in his pockets, and very calmly mentioned the black history that had appeared before, and dealt another heavy blow to the heart of his senior, "Last time, Mr. Dazai, Mr. Nakaya, you and I, although a little crowded, But it’s really not a problem. So two people should be more than enough to sleep.”

Not far away, the two whose names were mentioned were silent for a moment at the same time, and they turned their heads tacitly to look at Akutagawa Ryunosuke who was dancing wildly on his bottom line.If it wasn't for their unwillingness to cooperate any more, they might join hands at this moment to blow a certain dog's head off first, and then talk about other things.

——Ah, don't mention it, just thinking about the kind of oolong that happened once, I feel like my hair is standing on end!

Even Shuli, who is often attacked by poking points, was dizzy with anger from his younger generation at this time, so when he heard the sound of the door opening and caught sight of the familiar hem from the corner of his eye, he immediately ran over (with a meow) , plunged his head into the man's arms for help.

"Mr. Hirotsu, help—!"

The official excrement shovel officer was slightly taken aback, and then he glanced at the well-behaved boy in black in the room, and the two reserve cadres who were wrapped in bath towels and sheets, and his eyes suddenly became sharp.

The author has something to say: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah these crazy men who add drama to themselves are really scary_(:3∠)_

Next, I can finally do things, there is a long-awaited play... the screen will finally appear (crazy hand rubbing

In this chapter, if you touch ten babies who leave a message normally, you will get a red envelope!Love you chirp chirp!

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